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Title: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: Statilius the Epicurean on September 29, 2018, 04:19:11 PM
Two of the most annoying red avatars contest the Democratic primary. Discuss with maps.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: bagelman on September 29, 2018, 04:26:05 PM
I'd find Hipster Jesus and play Christian punk rock on the way to the polling station.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: bagelman on September 29, 2018, 04:32:08 PM
possible map, based on what I perceive about them

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Blue is Ice, Red is better than dead


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: IceSpear on September 29, 2018, 05:06:25 PM
I accidentally voted IceSpear/IceSpear but I meant to vote IceSpear/BRTD. I think I've made too many enemies of too many different states/regions to win a national election, lol. Here's a map:

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I'd get held under viability in WV/KY/OK.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: RussFeingoldWasRobbed on September 29, 2018, 05:11:36 PM
I accidentally voted IceSpear/IceSpear but I meant to vote IceSpear/BRTD. I think I've made too many enemies of too many different states/regions to win a national election, lol. Here's a map:

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I'd get held under viability in WV/KY/OK.
What about Alabama lol?


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: HillGoose on September 29, 2018, 05:16:10 PM
I'd vote for IceSpear because I suspect that BRTD is literally Macklemore and just hiding it from us all, if he can't be honest about the fact he likes to hang out on a nerdy political forum despite his 4 Grammy Awards I don't think I could vote for him.

So IceSpear/IceSpear

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Icespear - 276
BRTD - 262


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: IceSpear on September 29, 2018, 05:16:33 PM
I accidentally voted IceSpear/IceSpear but I meant to vote IceSpear/BRTD. I think I've made too many enemies of too many different states/regions to win a national election, lol. Here's a map:

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I'd get held under viability in WV/KY/OK.
What about Alabama lol?

I'm sure a large chunk of blacks in Alabama will agree with me about how wretched and Deplorable Racist AL Hicks are.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: CatoMinor on September 29, 2018, 05:28:16 PM
BRTD is slightly ahead nationwide in the polls and with a decent lead in Iowa when soundbites of his views of Catholicism get leaked to the press causing the race to become polarized around religion and giving Icespear the edge he needed to rob BRTD of his Midwestern base. By the convention neither are selected as the delegates side with reason.

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Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: Pericles on September 29, 2018, 05:33:04 PM
I'm with BRTD.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: RussFeingoldWasRobbed on September 30, 2018, 11:02:35 AM
WI-1- BRTD-59 %, IceSpear 40%(40% was what myers got, 59% is what Randy Bryce got lol!)


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: Politician on September 30, 2018, 11:14:50 AM
BRTD would win easily, as IceSpear loses the entire Democratic base besides coastal elitists how love to sneer at and put down the rest of the country.

(At the convention the party realizes BRTD would never win the election and replaces him with a better candidate)


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: JA on September 30, 2018, 11:57:25 AM
I’d vote for IceSpear, despite our very obvious differences of opinion and temperament.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: IceSpear on September 30, 2018, 09:16:59 PM
BRTD would win easily, as IceSpear loses the entire Democratic base besides coastal elitists how love to sneer at and put down the rest of the country.

(At the convention the party realizes BRTD would never win the election and replaces him with a better candidate)

LOL, I love this post.

I’d vote for IceSpear, despite our very obvious differences of opinion and temperament.

That's surprising. How come?


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: JA on October 01, 2018, 03:24:12 AM
BRTD would win easily, as IceSpear loses the entire Democratic base besides coastal elitists how love to sneer at and put down the rest of the country.

(At the convention the party realizes BRTD would never win the election and replaces him with a better candidate)

LOL, I love this post.

I’d vote for IceSpear, despite our very obvious differences of opinion and temperament.

That's surprising. How come?

BRTD is weird and annoying af. I could stomach dealing with you way more than him on a regular basis. He’d probably pick Seth MacFarlane as his VP and turn the White House into some weird SWPL funhouse.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: Goldwater on October 01, 2018, 12:57:26 PM
Probably IceSpear.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on October 01, 2018, 04:39:47 PM
BRTD would win easily, as IceSpear loses the entire Democratic base besides coastal elitists how love to sneer at and put down the rest of the country.

(At the convention the party realizes BRTD would never win the election and replaces him with a better candidate)

LOL, I love this post.

I’d vote for IceSpear, despite our very obvious differences of opinion and temperament.

That's surprising. How come?

BRTD is weird and annoying af. I could stomach dealing with you way more than him on a regular basis. He’d probably pick Seth MacFarlane as his VP and turn the White House into some weird SWPL funhouse.

LOL no I wouldn't. I'd probably pick someone vaguely hipster Christian and/or someone from a band I liked. Or maybe one of the Krassenstein brothers.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on October 01, 2018, 08:58:04 PM
Man this would be a nightmare scenario for jfern.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: IceSpear on October 01, 2018, 10:53:55 PM
Man this would be a nightmare scenario for jfern.

LOL, good point. Someone link him to this thread.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: CookieDamage on October 02, 2018, 09:04:04 PM
IceSpear with PittsburghSteel as VP


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: Intell on October 02, 2018, 09:07:52 PM
Easy Icespear vote, IceSpear would win the Democratic primaries as well.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: fhtagn on October 02, 2018, 09:31:07 PM
I'd most likely vote IceSpear, but BRTD somehow wins.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on October 02, 2018, 10:50:18 PM
I'd basically perform like Bernie except I'd win the black vote, so that would probably put me over the top.


Title: Re: BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)
Post by: Ebsy on October 05, 2018, 02:22:41 AM
I would of course vote for forum treasure BRTD.