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Title: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: A18 on November 13, 2005, 05:20:59 AM
I say yes. Why does this guy have to put an extra 'u' in everything?


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: A18 on November 13, 2005, 05:29:48 AM
You're supposed to say, "it's a bloody lie."

Does Colin even post any more?


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Platypus on November 13, 2005, 05:50:20 AM
i'm james bond, so you'll have to take Austin Powers. Al and Peter as the Avengers.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Bono on November 13, 2005, 06:01:09 AM
I of course am Colonel Isayev/Standartenführer Stirlitz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stirlitz)


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Alcon on November 13, 2005, 06:02:56 AM
i'm james bond, so you'll have to take Austin Powers. Al and Peter as the Avengers.

James Bond can't be gay or Australian.  Sorry.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Platypus on November 13, 2005, 06:10:15 AM
uhm, Lazenby was Australian, and Dalton is gay.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Alcon on November 13, 2005, 06:10:47 AM
uhm, Lazenby was Australian, and Dalton is gay.

I'm sorry, but I can't understand your accent.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Platypus on November 13, 2005, 06:14:00 AM
rally? Weel, ahll tra an' tawk like uhn ahmeericain then, ai'ight?

Geeorrj warz uhn awssee, and Teemothee Daylton iz uh fuggin' f****t.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Joe Republic on November 13, 2005, 06:37:25 AM
I'm Walt Whitman.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: YRABNNRM on November 13, 2005, 10:37:04 AM
uhm, Lazenby was Australian, and Dalton is gay.

Yea sorry Dalton isn't gay. Nice try though.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: © tweed on November 13, 2005, 10:44:35 AM
No.  If he was a British spy, he'd make a point NOT to put 'u' in everything.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Platypus on November 13, 2005, 10:45:46 AM
uhm, Lazenby was Australian, and Dalton is gay.

Yea sorry Dalton isn't gay. Nice try though.

Oh, come on. Have you seen him in movies other then the Bond ones?


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: JohnFKennedy on November 13, 2005, 10:55:27 AM
uhm, Lazenby was Australian, and Dalton is gay.

Yea sorry Dalton isn't gay. Nice try though.

Oh, come on. Have you seen him in movies other then the Bond ones?

I have seen him in real life with his hand firmly planted on the ass of the woman he was with - I am gonna go with not gay.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: opebo on November 13, 2005, 10:56:57 AM
I generally use the exta U as well, except when I remind myself not to.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Platypus on November 13, 2005, 11:13:41 AM
uhm, Lazenby was Australian, and Dalton is gay.

Yea sorry Dalton isn't gay. Nice try though.

Oh, come on. Have you seen him in movies other then the Bond ones?

I have seen him in real life with his hand firmly planted on the ass of the woman he was with - I am gonna go with not gay.

Overkill.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: YRABNNRM on November 13, 2005, 11:59:31 AM
uhm, Lazenby was Australian, and Dalton is gay.

Yea sorry Dalton isn't gay. Nice try though.

Oh, come on. Have you seen him in movies other then the Bond ones?

I have seen him in real life with his hand firmly planted on the ass of the woman he was with - I am gonna go with not gay.

Overkill.

Just don't tell his wife and kid about that whole gay thing.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Joe Republic on November 13, 2005, 12:45:27 PM
What the hell kind of name is 'Alcon San Croix' anyway?  He totally made it up, cuz he's a big fat liar, and I hate him.  I hope somebody sticks a broken bottle in his throat.

I vote yes.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: King on November 13, 2005, 12:58:40 PM

Guy posted like yesterday.  I even talked to him on IM.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Max Power on November 13, 2005, 02:56:48 PM
No, Alcoun is a Nazi Spy from the Fourth Reich.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: CheeseWhiz on November 13, 2005, 03:00:58 PM
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NO!!!  NOT COLOUR!!!  I can’t stand that spelling!  It’s color, color, color, for a thousand times it's color!  Blah! :P

Now honour I get.  Both honor and honour I can live with.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: CheeseWhiz on November 13, 2005, 03:03:42 PM
BTW, is that why everyone calls him Alcoun?


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Max Power on November 13, 2005, 03:04:42 PM
BTW, is that why everyone calls him Alcoun?
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Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: minionofmidas on November 13, 2005, 03:20:39 PM

So, uh, what the hell kind of name is Everett Nikodemski? :P
You always said you wouldn't give your real name, so I'm going to guess that is a fake one. (weren't you Everett Delacroix when you were a newbie...or did I make that up? Not sure anymore.)


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: minionofmidas on November 13, 2005, 03:27:35 PM

So, uh, what the hell kind of name is Everett Nikodemski? :P
You always said you wouldn't give your real name, so I'm going to guess that is a fake one. (weren't you Everett Delacroix when you were a newbie...or did I make that up? Not sure anymore.)
People change. ;) I'm listed as Everett "Delacroix" Nikodemski in my Xanga, for example.
Glad I can still trust my memory. :)


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: The Man From G.O.P. on November 13, 2005, 10:56:16 PM
I say yes. Why does this guy have to put an extra 'u' in everything?

he's just spelling things the way they were meant to be


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: MAS117 on November 13, 2005, 11:27:57 PM

I think his grandmother passed away, so he will be gone for a bit.

But if I'm a British spy, am I the James Bond type or the Austin Powers type?  Either is fine.  I'm just curious.

Your more like the Johnny English type.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: MaC on November 15, 2005, 12:20:53 AM
I generally use the exta U as well, except when I remind myself not to.

but you don't seem to like the extra 'r's, do you?  Well, except when you go pimping at Toys 'R' Us.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Cashcow on November 15, 2005, 12:25:29 AM
His name is "Alcoun"


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Alcon on November 15, 2005, 01:01:44 AM

Cashcow!  I thought you were dead!

And now you go and disappoint me.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Erc on November 15, 2005, 01:42:27 AM
No, I am.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: A18 on November 15, 2005, 05:40:21 AM

How do the last two words support the first?


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: minionofmidas on November 15, 2005, 07:51:55 AM

Cashcow!  I thought you were dead!

And now you go and disappoint me.
Change this post immediately to:
"Cashcouw! I thought you weure deaud!

Aund nouw you gou aund  disappoiunt me."


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Alcon on November 15, 2005, 07:58:01 AM

Cashcow!  I thought you were dead!

And now you go and disappoint me.
Change this post immediately to:
"Cashcouw! I thought you weure deaud!

Aund nouw you gou aund  disappoiunt me."

I'm a British spy, not Welsh.  :)


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Platypus on November 15, 2005, 07:59:59 AM
ire you insultung the fane peeple of Wauls?


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: DanielX on November 15, 2005, 08:06:14 AM

Cashcow!  I thought you were dead!

And now you go and disappoint me.
Change this post immediately to:
"Cashcouw! I thought you weure deaud!

Aund nouw you gou aund  disappoiunt me."

I'm a British spy, not Welsh.  :)

Well, you're not a spy from Cymru, that's for certain. I, on the other hand, am entirely in the pay of ZOG and the Freemasons :D.


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Speed of Sound on November 15, 2005, 08:57:33 AM
Yes, and Opebo is a Thailand spy. ;D


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: minionofmidas on November 15, 2005, 09:19:57 AM
You're a British spy too. Elseways you'd be "Speed of Sond".


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Speed of Sound on November 15, 2005, 09:21:51 AM
You're a British spy too. Elseways you'd be "Speed of Sond".
I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT!!11!!!!Quiet Lewis! Theyre not supposed to know! ;)


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Max Power on November 15, 2005, 03:58:39 PM
ire you insultung the fane peeple of Wauls?
I'm not offended, and I'm Welsh. :P


Title: Re: Is Alcon a British spy?
Post by: Joe Republic on November 15, 2005, 04:16:09 PM
I don't know about Alcoun, but I know for sure who isn't a British spy, and that's Peter Bell's fantasy husband.  He's a regular Maryland-born-and-bred American Joe Six-pack.  I'll bet my credibility on it.