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Title: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: phk on November 24, 2005, 10:22:18 pm
Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Jake on November 24, 2005, 10:22:35 pm
If caught


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon on November 24, 2005, 10:23:52 pm
If you're doing it in the open somewhere, of course.

If you're doing it in private - like in a bathroom stall - I don't think so.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: J-Mann on November 24, 2005, 10:32:21 pm
If you're doing it in the open somewhere, of course.

If you're doing it in private - like in a bathroom stall - I don't think so.

I suppose that depends on if it's a distraction to the individual student or others around him (or her).  But generally, if it's done in private, it's a private affair and should be left as such.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: A18 on November 24, 2005, 10:41:39 pm
Only if not caught


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: © tweed on November 24, 2005, 10:43:39 pm
Only if not caught

lol, surprisingly funny if you think about it.  Good work, Philip.

Anyway, yes, it should be.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Rin-chan on November 24, 2005, 10:55:36 pm
This kid in my grade masturbated on a charter bus in middle school on a class trip.  He got caught because he was stupid and left... evidence... all over the tiny little bathroom on the bus.

He had an Out of School Suspension for a while.

So, since in my district this is already in effect, I think it should remain in effect.

If someone is stupid enough to get caught, then they should be punished for it.  If they wanted to be smart, they should have done that in the privacy of their own home.

Rin-chan


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Brandon H on November 24, 2005, 11:03:54 pm
When I was in High School, someone started doing it in the middle of class. (I was not in the class.) He got suspended for it. Surprised he didn't get kicked out.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Richard on November 25, 2005, 01:09:27 am
Nothing should be a suspendable offense.  You should not be taking someone's education away for wrong behavior.  Instead, beat the sh**t out of him.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: ?????????? on November 25, 2005, 01:54:18 am
This kid in my grade masturbated on a charter bus in middle school on a class trip.  He got caught because he was stupid and left... evidence... all over the tiny little bathroom on the bus.

He had an Out of School Suspension for a while.

So, since in my district this is already in effect, I think it should remain in effect.

If someone is stupid enough to get caught, then they should be punished for it.  If they wanted to be smart, they should have done that in the privacy of their own home.

Rin-chan

I bet he's going to be given a hard time once he comes back to school. :P


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: ?????????? on November 25, 2005, 01:54:49 am
When I was in High School, someone started doing it in the middle of class. (I was not in the class.) He got suspended for it. Surprised he didn't get kicked out.

What the hell? LOL That's the funniest school story I have ever heard, I swear. hahaha


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Bono on November 25, 2005, 02:45:41 am
Nothing should be a suspendable offense.  You should not be taking someone's education away for wrong behavior.  Instead, beat the sh**t out of him.

If any teacher dared to lay his filthy hands on any of my kids, he'd have to explain that to Messers. Smith and Wesson.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Gabu on November 25, 2005, 02:46:57 am
When I was in High School, someone started doing it in the middle of class. (I was not in the class.) He got suspended for it. Surprised he didn't get kicked out.

What the hell? LOL That's the funniest school story I have ever heard, I swear. hahaha

I gotta agree.  Was he just bored and decided to whip it out, or what?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Jake on November 25, 2005, 02:52:48 am
Whoa, in class. Now that's a new one to me. Can't you go to the bathroom if you feel the urge?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Gabu on November 25, 2005, 02:58:48 am
Whoa, in class. Now that's a new one to me. Can't you go to the bathroom if you feel the urge?

NO I HAVE TO MASTURBATE RIGHT NOW


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Alcon on November 25, 2005, 03:53:50 am
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Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Peter on November 25, 2005, 05:49:22 am
When I was in High School, someone started doing it in the middle of class. (I was not in the class.) He got suspended for it. Surprised he didn't get kicked out.

We had something similarly amusing: One of the kids asked the female teacher to jerk him off, though I don't believe he actually got anything out.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: dazzleman on November 25, 2005, 07:31:39 am
It should probably be ignored if done in the privacy of a bathroom stall.

But a kid who would do this in public in high school has to be pretty disturbed.  Sure, he should be suspended for creating a "disturbance" in school, but that's not the real answer.  A kid doing that sort of thing needs psychological help.

I don't think suspension is much of a punishment anyway.  Most kids getting suspended aren't terribly interested in education anyway, and many probably welcome the time away from school, especially if they have disinterested parents who don't make their suspension period a living hell, as they should.  A friend of mine jokes about how he got suspended from high school for excessive cutting -- "OK, I'm missing too much school, so my punishment is that I can't come to school for a few days.  Yeah, that makes sense."

I associate people who bop the baloney in public with dirty old men who have mental problems.  It's pretty sick to imagine somebody doing it in high school.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: opebo on November 25, 2005, 07:50:39 am
Nothing should be a suspendable offense.  You should not be taking someone's education away for wrong behavior.  Instead, beat the sh**t out of him.

If any teacher dared to lay his filthy hands on any of my kids, he'd have to explain that to Messers. Smith and Wesson.

So your solution to minor problems is to go to jail for the rest of your life and be raped periodically.  You're brilliant, Bono, and such a tough guy.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: minionofmidas - supplemental forum account on November 25, 2005, 11:01:52 am
No, actually Bono intends to go to jail for the rest of his life and rape others periodically.


Never heard of a stupid policy like this ... then again the idea of masturbating on the school toilets never occurred to me either. :D
In classroom, well that's certainly an offense. Suspension is, as Daz points out, a totally pointless and counterproductive punishment anyways, but something will have to be done.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: dazzleman on November 25, 2005, 11:44:52 am
No, actually Bono intends to go to jail for the rest of his life and rape others periodically.


Never heard of a stupid policy like this ... then again the idea of masturbating on the school toilets never occurred to me either. :D
In classroom, well that's certainly an offense. Suspension is, as Daz points out, a totally pointless and counterproductive punishment anyways, but something will have to be done.

I never imagined this could be an issue in any case.

Lewis, you're right to say I think suspension is pointless in most cases.  It only works if the parents make the suspension period a hell on earth for the kid.  Otherwise, suspension's less of a punishment than detention.  I never got suspended from school in any case; my school's policy was to make us spend a lot more time at school as punishment for offenses, not less.  That makes more sense to me.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: minionofmidas - supplemental forum account on November 25, 2005, 11:53:50 am
Detention used to be quite common over here too, but not anymore. I think it's still legally possible.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: dazzleman on November 25, 2005, 12:00:31 pm
Detention used to be quite common over here too, but not anymore. I think it's still legally possible.

Schools have to have some way to maintain order, so some type of discipline is necessary, especially since they can't beat the s&$t out of the kids anymore. :)  Lots of parents are also not very supportive of the schools, which is a very bad thing in general.  At my school, detention was the primary means of discipline, and they gave out lots of them, only calling parents in more extreme cases.

But if a kid has real mental problems, which public masturbation in school would suggest, punishment alone is not the solution.

I was reading about some schools having a problem with kids sneaking off to have sex, in places like behind the gym bleachers.  This is not as suggestive of a psychological problem because it's not deliberately done right out in the open.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: WalterMitty on November 25, 2005, 12:05:56 pm
wait a sec.

i might be a ignorant, but i wasnt aware that many people did this *at* school.

i never heard of it happening when i was a pupil, nor did  i ever do it on campus.

have any of you all done this deed on school grounds?

the privacy of your home is a more acceptable place.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: dazzleman on November 25, 2005, 12:07:45 pm
wait a sec.

i might be a ignorant, but i wasnt aware that many people did this *at* school.

i never heard of it happening when i was a pupil, nor did  i ever do it on campus.

have any of you all done this deed on school grounds?

the privacy of your home is a more acceptable place.

I never did it at school or work, and even if I got an uncontrollable urge to, it would have to be in a private place, like a bathroom stall.  Doing it out in the open is sick.

I also never heard of it taking place out in the open in school.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Rin-chan on November 25, 2005, 12:15:16 pm
This kid in my grade masturbated on a charter bus in middle school on a class trip.  He got caught because he was stupid and left... evidence... all over the tiny little bathroom on the bus.

He had an Out of School Suspension for a while.

So, since in my district this is already in effect, I think it should remain in effect.

If someone is stupid enough to get caught, then they should be punished for it.  If they wanted to be smart, they should have done that in the privacy of their own home.

Rin-chan

I bet he's going to be given a hard time once he comes back to school. :P

He did.  It was like, 5 years ago.

Rin-chan


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Rin-chan on November 25, 2005, 12:37:33 pm
This kid in my grade masturbated on a charter bus in middle school on a class trip.  He got caught because he was stupid and left... evidence... all over the tiny little bathroom on the bus.

He had an Out of School Suspension for a while.

So, since in my district this is already in effect, I think it should remain in effect.

If someone is stupid enough to get caught, then they should be punished for it.  If they wanted to be smart, they should have done that in the privacy of their own home.

Rin-chan

I bet he's going to be given a hard time once he comes back to school. :P

He did.  It was like, 5 years ago.

Rin-chan

LOL, I remember that!  Stupid CJ...

Yeah...  He's a turd...  I've seen him only about 5 times since 9th grade...  He used to make fun of me and I hated him for it.

Rin-chan


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Bono on November 25, 2005, 01:30:50 pm
Nothing should be a suspendable offense.  You should not be taking someone's education away for wrong behavior.  Instead, beat the sh**t out of him.

If any teacher dared to lay his filthy hands on any of my kids, he'd have to explain that to Messers. Smith and Wesson.

So your solution to minor problems is to go to jail for the rest of your life and be raped periodically.  You're brilliant, Bono, and such a tough guy.
I never said I'd actually shoot him, or at least shoot to kill, did I?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Richard on November 25, 2005, 02:43:07 pm
Nothing should be a suspendable offense.  You should not be taking someone's education away for wrong behavior.  Instead, beat the sh**t out of him.

If any teacher dared to lay his filthy hands on any of my kids, he'd have to explain that to Messers. Smith and Wesson.
Then take your kids out of my school.  Kids must be disciplined with a cane, frequently.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Bono on November 25, 2005, 02:47:19 pm
Nothing should be a suspendable offense.  You should not be taking someone's education away for wrong behavior.  Instead, beat the sh**t out of him.

If any teacher dared to lay his filthy hands on any of my kids, he'd have to explain that to Messers. Smith and Wesson.
Then take your kids out of my school.  Kids must be disciplined with a cane, frequently.

First, they'd never get in.
Second, even if that is true, it's not the place of some frustrated hack to do that, but of parents.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: ?????????? on November 26, 2005, 01:18:17 am
When I was in High School, someone started doing it in the middle of class. (I was not in the class.) He got suspended for it. Surprised he didn't get kicked out.

What the hell? LOL That's the funniest school story I have ever heard, I swear. hahaha

I gotta agree.  Was he just bored and decided to whip it out, or what?

When a math problem comes along you must whip it,
When a big test comes along you must whip it,
Now Whip it, whip it good.

hahaha

Whip It
by Devo


Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Alcon on November 26, 2005, 01:24:01 am
Hate to be annoying but our host has a policy against excessively detailed sexual content.  As long as it's not way too graphic, it's fine, but I had to delete a post that went over the bounds.

- Your fascist moderator
dammit you ARE a fascist with your head up your own ass

I am sorry for fascistly trying to prevent violation of the host's contract and removal of the entire web site.  I won't do it again, Harry.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: WalterMitty on November 26, 2005, 11:27:42 am
no one answered my question...

is this behavior widespread on school campuses?

have any of you done it while on campus?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Bono on November 26, 2005, 11:35:09 am
no one answered my question...

is this behavior widespread on school campuses?

have any of you done it while on campus?

I don't about. I've never done it. And well, this girl got punished in my school cus she was caught giving a guy a blowjob, so...


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: opebo on November 26, 2005, 01:02:55 pm
Nothing should be a suspendable offense.  You should not be taking someone's education away for wrong behavior.  Instead, beat the sh**t out of him.

If any teacher dared to lay his filthy hands on any of my kids, he'd have to explain that to Messers. Smith and Wesson.
Then take your kids out of my school.  Kids must be disciplined with a cane, frequently.

Yes, yes, we all know you're into that sort of thing Richious.  But normal people really don't require such stuff.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Jake on November 26, 2005, 02:41:45 pm
mitty

I've never done it or heard of anyone doing. I'm sure it goes on though.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: minionofmidas - supplemental forum account on November 26, 2005, 04:35:36 pm
no one answered my question...

is this behavior widespread on school campuses?

have any of you done it while on campus?
I have answered the latter question, I think.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: minionofmidas - supplemental forum account on November 26, 2005, 04:38:34 pm
Detention used to be quite common over here too, but not anymore. I think it's still legally possible.

Schools have to have some way to maintain order, so some type of discipline is necessary, especially since they can't beat the s&$t out of the kids anymore. :)  Lots of parents are also not very supportive of the schools, which is a very bad thing in general.  At my school, detention was the primary means of discipline, and they gave out lots of them, only calling parents in more extreme cases.

Yeah, at my school they would call parents for serious stuff. For minor stuff, they'd do pretty much nothing.
Heck, I got nothing save a short conversation with the headmaster when I cut Markus Leschik's earlobe in 6th grade. Okay, so everybody knew I didn't mean to but still. The scar's still visible. :)


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: dazzleman on November 26, 2005, 04:40:02 pm
mitty

I've never done it or heard of anyone doing. I'm sure it goes on though.

I don't think I'd make a big thing about it if it were done in the privacy of a bathroom stall.  But doing it publicly, or in an inappropriate place, like under bleachers or something like that, should be dealt with severely.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: 2,868,691 on November 29, 2005, 09:58:20 am
Hate to be annoying but our host has a policy against excessively detailed sexual content.  As long as it's not way too graphic, it's fine, but I had to delete a post that went over the bounds.

- Your fascist moderator
dammit you ARE a fascist with your head up your own ass

I am sorry for fascistly trying to prevent violation of the host's contract and removal of the entire web site.  I won't do it again, Harry.
ok well as long as you don't do it again I'll look the other way this time


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Brandon H on November 29, 2005, 01:47:51 pm
When I was in High School, someone started doing it in the middle of class. (I was not in the class.) He got suspended for it. Surprised he didn't get kicked out.

What the hell? LOL That's the funniest school story I have ever heard, I swear. hahaha

I gotta agree.  Was he just bored and decided to whip it out, or what?

I don't know the whole story, just what got around the school.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: WalterMitty on November 29, 2005, 03:07:59 pm
so no one here admits to doing it at school?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: YRABNNRM on November 29, 2005, 03:15:35 pm
so no one here admits to doing it at school?

Would it turn you on or something if we did?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Gabu on November 29, 2005, 05:01:22 pm
so no one here admits to doing it at school?

School is not exactly an area where I feel so intensely sexually aroused that I can't stand it and go into the bathroom to masturbate.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: A18 on November 29, 2005, 05:05:24 pm
so no one here admits to doing it at school?

You did it in school?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: ilikeverin on November 29, 2005, 05:35:15 pm
so no one here admits to doing it at school?

School is not exactly an area where I feel so intensely sexually aroused that I can't stand it and go into the bathroom to masturbate.

OH BUT SITTING IN UNCOMFORTABLE DESKS HALF-LISTENING TO A BORING LECTURE IS SOOOOOO HOT!

Anyway, someone once told me they noticed someone doing it during a standardized test?!?

I must admit, those Scantron sheets are so arousing ::)


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: TeePee4Prez on November 29, 2005, 06:18:41 pm
Dude in another period did it over my hot airhead biology teacher.  She just said to stop it and moved on.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Keystone Phil on November 29, 2005, 08:23:07 pm
Dude in another period did it over my hot airhead biology teacher.  She just said to stop it and moved on.

How the hell do you just tell someone to stop and then move on? I mean, this happened in a classroom, in front of other people, and you just realize "Wow. He's jerking off to me. I'll just tell him to put it away and act like it never happened."


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: WalterMitty on November 29, 2005, 08:28:21 pm
so no one here admits to doing it at school?

You did it in school?

no


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: © tweed on November 29, 2005, 08:30:50 pm
so no one here admits to doing it at school?

I have never.

For your info file.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: King on November 29, 2005, 08:48:38 pm
I knew somebodythat did this, frequently and without any teacher saying anything.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: phk on November 29, 2005, 09:09:53 pm
I did it in the bathroom every morning before classes in college.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Beet on November 29, 2005, 09:16:57 pm
so no one here admits to doing it at school?

I have never.

For your info file.

You've never masturbated?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: King on November 29, 2005, 09:17:43 pm
I did it in the bathroom every morning before classes in college.

You are going to run out soon at that rate. :P


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: PBrunsel on November 29, 2005, 09:25:31 pm
Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?

Beats me.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: dazzleman on November 29, 2005, 10:31:33 pm
I knew somebodythat did this, frequently and without any teacher saying anything.

Where?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Richard on November 29, 2005, 11:30:03 pm
I have...  But no one saw me except perhaps those little video cameras.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: ?????????? on November 30, 2005, 01:12:53 am
Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?

Beats me.

PBrunsel makes a funny. :D


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: TeePee4Prez on November 30, 2005, 01:25:03 am
Dude in another period did it over my hot airhead biology teacher.  She just said to stop it and moved on.

How the hell do you just tell someone to stop and then move on? I mean, this happened in a classroom, in front of other people, and you just realize "Wow. He's jerking off to me. I'll just tell him to put it away and act like it never happened."

She was very ditzy, but VERY hot.  Not there anymore though.  Also, it was not as easy to notice as you think considering the setup of the desks in that particular room.  You have been to my HS for MUN so it was on the 3rd floor Main.  You might have had Security Council in that room!  I know Gen. Assembly is in our auditorium.   


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: © tweed on November 30, 2005, 04:57:55 pm
so no one here admits to doing it at school?

I have never.

For your info file.

You've never masturbated?

Well, of course, but not in school.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: J. J. on November 30, 2005, 05:34:45 pm
so no one here admits to doing it at school?

I have never.

For your info file.

You've never masturbated?

Well, of course, but not in school.

Come on, in school?  I went to public school in the 1970 and was on a public school board in the 1990's.  It never happened.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Storebought on November 30, 2005, 07:57:19 pm
Dreadful topic, but I will still respond:

Masturbation in a school restroom is not an option if the stalls lack doors.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Speed of Sound on December 01, 2005, 09:10:19 am
so no one here admits to doing it at school?

I have never.

For your info file.

You've never masturbated?

Well, of course, but not in school.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

same here, and to answer the question: if its in a bathroom, i guess no harm is done, but anywhere else.........should probably have some sort of punishment to it.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on February 02, 2007, 12:48:02 am
If you're doing it in the open somewhere, of course.

If you're doing it in private - like in a bathroom stall - I don't think so.

I say any time b/c if you're doing it in the bathroom--it has to be during class, otherwise you'd get caught and then your skipping class to do it.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Alcon on February 02, 2007, 12:49:33 am
Good thing this topic was bumped, because I was almost not wanting to vomit when I went into the school bathroom.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Ebowed on February 02, 2007, 01:13:25 am
I say any time b/c if you're doing it in the bathroom--it has to be during class, otherwise you'd get caught and then your skipping class to do it.

Then punish the student for skipping class, not masturbating.

Besides, you forget about lunch and free periods and the like.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Fmr President & Senator Polnut on February 02, 2007, 02:53:56 am
If a person were doing it at assembly... I think that would be a criminal offence anyway.

Assuming they are doing it where I think they would - nobody is getting hurt.

This fear of sex and all things sexual (parents have a lot to answer for "I don't want to have to explain it to them") is really stupid.

Sex is why we're all here for God's sake. 


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Keystone Phil on February 02, 2007, 12:27:40 pm
If a person were doing it at assembly... I think that would be a criminal offence anyway.

Assuming they are doing it where I think they would - nobody is getting hurt.

This fear of sex and all things sexual (parents have a lot to answer for "I don't want to have to explain it to them") is really stupid.

Sex is why we're all here for God's sake. 

It's not a fear of sex. Some people just have to accept that there are people in the world who think that sexual activities have to be expressed in loving, committed ways. That doesn't mean that they don't like sex; it means that they see certain situations in which they are appropriate and inappropriate. For example, two people having sex when they love each other and are committed to each other vs. someone who makes it a goal to hook up with as many guys/girls as possible in the course of a weekend. Why does someone suddenly "fear" sex for saying that the latter is wrong?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Reaganfan on February 02, 2007, 12:38:48 pm
If a person were doing it at assembly... I think that would be a criminal offence anyway.

Assuming they are doing it where I think they would - nobody is getting hurt.

This fear of sex and all things sexual (parents have a lot to answer for "I don't want to have to explain it to them") is really stupid.

Sex is why we're all here for God's sake. 

It's not a fear of sex. Some people just have to accept that there are people in the world who think that sexual activities have to be expressed in loving, committed ways. That doesn't mean that they don't like sex; it means that they see certain situations in which they are appropriate and inappropriate. For example, two people having sex when they love each other and are committed to each other vs. someone who makes it a goal to hook up with as many guys/girls as possible in the course of a weekend. Why does someone suddenly "fear" sex for saying that the latter is wrong?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/John_McCain_official_photo_portrait.JPG/160px-John_McCain_official_photo_portrait.JPG)


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Gustaf on February 02, 2007, 12:59:33 pm
If a person were doing it at assembly... I think that would be a criminal offence anyway.

Assuming they are doing it where I think they would - nobody is getting hurt.

This fear of sex and all things sexual (parents have a lot to answer for "I don't want to have to explain it to them") is really stupid.

Sex is why we're all here for God's sake. 

It's not a fear of sex. Some people just have to accept that there are people in the world who think that sexual activities have to be expressed in loving, committed ways. That doesn't mean that they don't like sex; it means that they see certain situations in which they are appropriate and inappropriate. For example, two people having sex when they love each other and are committed to each other vs. someone who makes it a goal to hook up with as many guys/girls as possible in the course of a weekend. Why does someone suddenly "fear" sex for saying that the latter is wrong?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/John_McCain_official_photo_portrait.JPG/160px-John_McCain_official_photo_portrait.JPG)

This is definite gold mine material!


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Ebowed on February 02, 2007, 04:46:50 pm
It's not a fear of sex. Some people just have to accept that there are people in the world who think that sexual activities have to be expressed in loving, committed ways. That doesn't mean that they don't like sex; it means that they see certain situations in which they are appropriate and inappropriate.

What about a loving, committed gay couple?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: angus on February 02, 2007, 09:02:36 pm
okay, phknrocket1k, I thought more about your question.  Given that you're not the philosophical sort, and you like answers in the absolute, and not in shades of grey, I guess you're not asking anything other than what you're asking:  i.e., what if you're the principal, and it doesn't matter how it happened, where it happened, whether the teacher is a known asshole, whatever, but only that it lands in your lap.  you're the principal at a JH school and a student comes into your office and says he's there for jacking off in school.  what do you do?

I still say it's hard to spell out in black and white.  But after some contemplation, I say I'd first ask the boy about it.  delicately.  Then I'd call the parents in for a conference.  In fact, for just about any infraction that's exactly what I think I'd do.  Hopefully, during our initial consultation, the boy'd be honest about it.  And I have enough faith in humanity to actually believe--call me a moron if you must--that most boys really would be honest about it.  "oh, man, I sit right behind nancy williams.  man, you know how hot she is."  And probably I'm a principal at a JH with about 800 or so students so no doubt I've noticed little nancy williams.  though I'd never admit it in our present climate of paranoia and recrimination.  I'd probably listen to the boy, but not try to paraphrase or clarify or claim sympathy or anything.  again, the current climate of paranoia and recrimination.  I'd definitely call the parents and guage the severity of my reaction on them.  If they were total assholes.  Denial.  Threats.  Then, I'd be all like, "fine, go screw.  the boy's outta here."  Like an spat-upon umpire at an AL championship series.  After all, I'm only human, and like umpires, principals can only take so much abuse.  But again, and pardon my innocence, I really think most parents would be fairly supportive of the system, and want to make it right.  apologetic.  humiliated.  I'd leave it in their hands.  the embarrassment and humiliation would have presumably been enough in terms of punitive measure.  and no one in the world will ever love you as much as your parents, frankly.  so you can bet they're going to give your situation a serious thought, and do what they think is best.  the student still deserves an education.  But, seriously, so does every other student, so if we're talking about a recidivist student who just refuses to cease the jacking off to the point of distraction, then that student will be out of the school.  period.  no matter what the parent says.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: WalterMitty on February 02, 2007, 09:19:33 pm
Dude in another period did it over my hot airhead biology teacher.  She just said to stop it and moved on.

How the hell do you just tell someone to stop and then move on? I mean, this happened in a classroom, in front of other people, and you just realize "Wow. He's jerking off to me. I'll just tell him to put it away and act like it never happened."

She was very ditzy, but VERY hot.  Not there anymore though.  Also, it was not as easy to notice as you think considering the setup of the desks in that particular room.  You have been to my HS for MUN so it was on the 3rd floor Main.  You might have had Security Council in that room!  I know Gen. Assembly is in our auditorium.   

im disturbed by this.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Nation on February 02, 2007, 10:11:07 pm
Of course it should be.  But for the child's sake, don't let the information leak out to his peers. Talk about a scarring experience.



Funny anecodte:  I knew this weird-ass guy my freshman year of college.  Stereotypical "nerd" who loved anime and video games, not very social. Got caught masturbating in the library once, and once  in his own dorm's computer lab. WTF


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Gabu on February 02, 2007, 11:14:57 pm
Of course it should be.  But for the child's sake, don't let the information leak out to his peers. Talk about a scarring experience.

You know, this is one of the things I've always wondered: why is masturbation so stigmatized?  Everyone does it, but it's considered a socially unacceptable thing for it to be brought to light that some particular person happens to do it, even though probably every single other person in the room also does.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Nation on February 02, 2007, 11:30:37 pm
Of course it should be.  But for the child's sake, don't let the information leak out to his peers. Talk about a scarring experience.

You know, this is one of the things I've always wondered: why is masturbation so stigmatized?  Everyone does it, but it's considered a socially unacceptable thing for it to be brought to light that some particular person happens to do it, even though probably every single other person in the room also does.


It's like any other taboo --- a lot of people may participate in it, but you "just don't talk about it."  And young kids can be especially vicious. I was picked on in junior high for trivial things -- imagine what something like masturbation would do.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Gabu on February 02, 2007, 11:36:30 pm
It's like any other taboo --- a lot of people may participate in it, but you "just don't talk about it."

Well, yeah.  But saying "it's a taboo" does not exactly answer my question regarding why. :P


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: KEmperor on February 03, 2007, 12:12:25 am
Eh, depends.  Doing it in the middle of a classroom?  Yeah, probably.  Doing in a stall in the bathroom, not really.

That said, learn some self control.  Wait till you get home people.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on February 03, 2007, 12:35:35 am
No.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Nation on February 03, 2007, 04:42:23 am
It's like any other taboo --- a lot of people may participate in it, but you "just don't talk about it."

Well, yeah.  But saying "it's a taboo" does not exactly answer my question regarding why. :P

I can't explain social taboos. If you find out the answer, let  me know.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Storebought on February 03, 2007, 12:40:31 pm
Of course it should be.  But for the child's sake, don't let the information leak out to his peers. Talk about a scarring experience.



Funny anecodte:  I knew this weird-ass guy my freshman year of college.  Stereotypical "nerd" who loved anime and video games, not very social. Got caught masturbating in the library once, and once  in his own dorm's computer lab. WTF

Was he, by any chance, profiled by America's greatest investigative reporter, Carl Monday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwkeuenzx9g)?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Nation on February 03, 2007, 01:34:15 pm
Of course it should be.  But for the child's sake, don't let the information leak out to his peers. Talk about a scarring experience.



Funny anecodte:  I knew this weird-ass guy my freshman year of college.  Stereotypical "nerd" who loved anime and video games, not very social. Got caught masturbating in the library once, and once  in his own dorm's computer lab. WTF

Was he, by any chance, profiled by America's greatest investigative reporter, Carl Monday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwkeuenzx9g)?

"You know, sports scores and stuff...."

"Sports and pornography."


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on February 03, 2007, 02:43:48 pm
If caught

First post pretty much summed up my opinions on this.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: minionofmidas - supplemental forum account on February 03, 2007, 03:04:11 pm
okay, phknrocket1k, I thought more about your question.  Given that you're not the philosophical sort, and you like answers in the absolute, and not in shades of grey, I guess you're not asking anything other than what you're asking:  i.e., what if you're the principal, and it doesn't matter how it happened, where it happened, whether the teacher is a known asshole, whatever, but only that it lands in your lap. 
Hideous double entendre there...


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Gustaf on February 03, 2007, 06:56:49 pm
I'm sure it's more common than we think.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: angus on February 03, 2007, 07:07:24 pm
I'm sure it's more common than we think.

dude, if a person was kicked out of school every time he masturbated on campus, then I'd have been fired from every faculty position I ever had.

But I do think that's besides the point.

If you're masturbating in class, whether you're the instructor or the student, then other students will no doubt be distracted.  If they're distracted, then they're not learning.  This is a problem on two levels:  it wastes taxpayers' dollars and it deprives people of an education which creates problems down the road for all people.  I guess that's only one problem then.  An economic one.  And that's really the only kind.  So if you're jacking off, do it at home.  If you can't wait till you get home, do it in your office.  If you don't have an office, do it in the john or under the bleachers or somewhere it won't distract.  If you get caught, step up and admit your weakness and take your medicine.  end of story.

This might also be a good spot to post some song lyrics.  I'll try to find something appropriate.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Gustaf on February 03, 2007, 07:41:58 pm
I'm sure it's more common than we think.

dude, if a person was kicked out of school every time he masturbated on campus, then I'd have been fired from every faculty position I ever had.

But I do think that's besides the point.

If you're masturbating in class, whether you're the instructor or the student, then other students will no doubt be distracted.  If they're distracted, then they're not learning.  This is a problem on two levels:  it wastes taxpayers' dollars and it deprives people of an education which creates problems down the road for all people.  I guess that's only one problem then.  An economic one.  And that's really the only kind.  So if you're jacking off, do it at home.  If you can't wait till you get home, do it in your office.  If you don't have an office, do it in the john or under the bleachers or somewhere it won't distract.  If you get caught, step up and admit your weakness and take your medicine.  end of story.

This might also be a good spot to post some song lyrics.  I'll try to find something appropriate.

I was actually referring to a movie. I hoped someone would get it. :P

It's really only inappropriate if anyone is forced to watch it/ sees it by accident, etc. So yes, but it wouldn't have huge consequences. 


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: angus on February 03, 2007, 10:27:33 pm

I was actually referring to a movie. I hoped someone would get it.


I don't think we get that channel over here.  I do remember when I was living in Amsterdam there was this show that came on TV where a guy was jacking off.  And that was it.  seriously, it filled the screen, and there was no plot, no subplot, no commercials, no background music.  Just a reasonably well-endowed white guy jacking off.  Bizarre.  After about fifteen minutes I just had to turn the channel.

Are we talking about a guy pounding his meat in class?  Are we talking about a self-narrated masturbatory event, possibly involving harassment of one or more young female students, or male students for that matter, or one in which the student he thought he had some privacy?  Was he walking down the hallway solving the Rubik's cube in one hand while abusing himself with the other?  Was he locked safely away in a bathroom stall in that ten-minute period between classes when most normal kids are sneaking a toke behind the stadium?  Really, it all depends on the situation.  Normally, though, if you get caught, the last thing you want is publicity, so from the student's point of view, the best thing to do is just keep quiet, take your punishment, and hope no one finds out. 

still, I keep going back to the principal, though, and my heart goes out to him/her.  what an awkward place to be.  How do you even begin the obligagtory conversation with the parents?  I say guage your reaction on the parents, and always judge such situations on a case-by-case basis.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: TCash101 on February 03, 2007, 10:29:18 pm
Two years ago, I had this student with a fairly serious acne problem- all over. He would pick at and pop them in class. It was disgusting.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: TCash101 on February 03, 2007, 10:32:07 pm
If it's done in private, no.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: angus on February 03, 2007, 10:38:22 pm
Tcash101, I must have mentioned my friend Keith here before.  My gay sextegenarian friend from West Virginia.  Now, Keith is a regular guy.  A guy you'd never figure for gay.  Not overly butch, not overly femme.  Well-adjusted.  Although, his ex-wife and two twenty-something daughters, all of whom are bible-thumping evangelical protestants, have never forgiven him for his "conversion" even though really he was just coming out.  Well, anyway, I digress.  The relevant point here is, one day he told me that when he was in the second grade he was picking at a scab one day and it fell off.  On his desk.  And, being a well-adjusted second-grader, he immediately tried to pick it up and hide it away when this girl who sat next to him said, "Can I have that?"  And he says, "Whatever for??"  And she says, "for my collection."

Keith pauses for a long time.  Said she was a really nasty and weird girl.  Always sick.  I ask what the relevance of his story was.  He says he really doesn't know, but that's a moment he never forgot.

Weird story.  I'm not sure what it's like to be a gay and growing up in West Virginia in the 1950s and 60s, but it must pale in comparison to imagining "the collection." 

Funny, the things that we remember. 


you're not Keith, are you?  If so, write me buddy.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: TCash101 on February 03, 2007, 10:45:39 pm
* Wonders what to say other than "Uhm, no." *


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: minionofmidas - supplemental forum account on February 04, 2007, 05:51:34 am
* Wonders what to say other than "Uhm, no." *
"Yes, I am. Took you a long time to figure that out, old man."


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Keystone Phil on February 04, 2007, 12:25:09 pm
It's not a fear of sex. Some people just have to accept that there are people in the world who think that sexual activities have to be expressed in loving, committed ways. That doesn't mean that they don't like sex; it means that they see certain situations in which they are appropriate and inappropriate.

What about a loving, committed gay couple?

Did I mention anywhere in that post that it horrible if it is not done before marriage?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Wakie on February 04, 2007, 12:32:42 pm
WTF does this have to do with politics?!?!


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Gustaf on February 05, 2007, 05:33:01 am

I was actually referring to a movie. I hoped someone would get it.


still, I keep going back to the principal, though, and my heart goes out to him/her.  what an awkward place to be.  How do you even begin the obligagtory conversation with the parents?  I say guage your reaction on the parents, and always judge such situations on a case-by-case basis.

Now, this is actually the situation the quote refers to. :P


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: angus on February 05, 2007, 11:13:45 am

I was actually referring to a movie. I hoped someone would get it.


still, I keep going back to the principal, though, and my heart goes out to him/her.  what an awkward place to be.  How do you even begin the obligagtory conversation with the parents?  I say guage your reaction on the parents, and always judge such situations on a case-by-case basis.

Now, this is actually the situation the quote refers to. :P

Ah, I'd cast Eugene Levy as the principal and Al Bundy as the dad.  Not sure about mom.  Maybe the big-breasted blonde from War at Home would be good for this one.  Oh, or maybe a black woman!  Yeah, a strong attractive black woman like Angela Basset.  Brick house, she is.  Nice armpits, in my opinion.  Al Bundy and Angela Basset as parents.  The intermarriage gives the story a twist.  How does nerdy white jewish guy principal handle this situation?  How does he pretend not to notice the interracial aspect of the couple?  Americans love poking fun at their own foibles, especially if its well-cast.  Levy's unibrow renders him capable of making facial expressions most folks can only imagine.  Cut to boy waiting in hallway, fidgeting nervously in chair.  Cast Lizzy McGuire as the subject of his masturbatory fantasy and show her coincidentally walking down the hallway outside the principal's office as he's waiting.  Cue sound effects:  boi-oi-oing.  Boy flushes red in face.  Girl giggles as she is seen walking away in very short, very tight skirt.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: minionofmidas - supplemental forum account on February 05, 2007, 04:24:21 pm
Who are you casting as the guy?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: angus on February 06, 2007, 10:03:55 am
Let's have auditions for that one.  Remember, The Masturbator is the title character in this film, so the role should be played by someone really talented.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Gustaf on February 06, 2007, 10:07:11 am
Personally, I'd cast Jeff Daniels as the dad and Laura Linney as the mother. :P


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: angus on February 06, 2007, 10:18:27 am
Laura Linney also has nice armpits.

Jeff Daniels must grow a beard, otherwise he's too femme for this role.  If he grows a beard, I'll consider casting him in this role.  It is possible, after all, to make Jeff Daniels look butch.  Have a look at Jeff in "Gods and Generals"

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/gods_and_generals/jeff_daniels/gods3.jpg)

That may be a little overboard.  I don't want a militant dad, just a macho dad.  Laurence Fishburn is a little too butch as well.  Michael J. Fox's dad from Family Ties is a little too wimpy.  We need a sufficiently butch daddy, but let's not go overboard. 

Who should play the lead role?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Gustaf on February 06, 2007, 10:26:58 am
Well, Owen Kline could do the masturbating kid, but it wouldn't necessarily be the leading role, imo.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: minionofmidas - supplemental forum account on February 06, 2007, 10:41:53 am
It would have to be a (rather light-skinned) black guy, wouldn't it?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: angus on February 06, 2007, 12:10:03 pm
Keith's wife was black.  Did I mention that?  Apparently he wanted to be accepted by his family, so he married a woman.  Somehow he still managed to piss them off by marrying a black woman.  His daughters are beautiful.  They sort of look like very very light-skinned black people.  I met the youngest one the day she had a baby.  It was Keith's second grandchild.  I remember I was so very stoned.  Stupid stoned, becasue I had been hanging out and smoking all day with this we-all-live-downstream crowd that I knew.  Guess that's how I met Keith, when they came to my apartment door back in the early 90s to collect money for environmental lobbying.  Anyway, so Keith says let's go to the hospital, I want you to meet my wife.  Your wife??!  Yeah, I used to be married, but that was before I joined the Army.  I really figured out who I was in the Army, etc. etc.  So months later I figure out that his wife thought I was his boyfriend.  Somehow I was humiliated by that.  I consider myself open-minded, but the thought of a middle-aged black woman thinking I was her ex-husband's lover really bothered me.  Keith got a big laugh out of the whole thing.  I always think about his daughters though--nice girls, devout evangelical christian types--when they brought their boyfriends home, how delicate that must have been for them.  So, baby, I have to tell you something about my dad, okay?  Oh, you mean that he's white, well I already figured that out baby, and I have no problem with that and I love you.  Er, well, yeah, there's that too, but, um, no that's not what I'm about to tell you.

anyway, I really don't think we should get hung up on what color is the mom and dad in this film.  He could be adopted.  whatever.  I think suspension of disbelief is pretty strong in audiences these days.  Mostly, the actors need to be able to carry the moment.  And certainly the mom should have nice armpits.  That's very important.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: opebo on February 06, 2007, 12:27:44 pm
[quote author=angus link=topic=32222.msg1118724#msg1118724 So months later I figure out that his wife thought I was his boyfriend.  Somehow I was humiliated by that.  I consider myself open-minded, but the thought of a middle-aged black woman thinking I was her ex-husband's lover really bothered me.[/quote]

Very telling.  Can you admit you are bigoted? 

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I always think about his daughters though--nice girls, devout evangelical christian types--when they brought their boyfriends home, how delicate that must have been for them.  So, baby, I have to tell you something about my dad, okay?  Oh, you mean that he's white, well I already figured that out baby, and I have no problem with that and I love you.  Er, well, yeah, there's that too, but, um, no that's not what I'm about to tell you.

It is always hilarious when the oppressed are bigots.

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And certainly the mom should have nice armpits.  That's very important.

I am struggling to be tolerant of your sick fetish.

But on the subject of armpits - are there any other eschewers of deoderant out there?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: angus on February 06, 2007, 12:58:33 pm
Quote
Very telling.  Can you admit you are bigoted? 

That's what I was doing, wasn't I?  As I said, I have had friends of all colors, shapes, sizes, and sexual orientations, having no problem with being in the same room with, or even sleeping in the same bed with, another person so long as they're not really weird or violent or generally foul.  But, yes, I was mortified and humiliated at the thought of being taken for Keith's gay lover.  I freely admit that, and I understand that it may well indicate a deep-seated bigotry against homosexuals.  Or perhaps against women.  Or perhaps only against reasonably attractive older black women.  Or maybe fear of myself in some way.  Some might even say it's a sign of latent homosexual tendencies, though I think that's really a stretch.  Generally, though, I'm comfortable enough with myself and with my own masculinity to hang around in a room full of gay men.  In any case, that's the only time in my life when I can recall being taken by a man's ex-wife as his current lover.  But that isn't the point of the story anyway, is it.

deoderant fettish?  Seriously, if your underarm fantasies involve man-made chemicals with known links to Alzheimer's disease, then you really should watch who you're calling sick.  Really, this isn't about fettishes, and I have none except a fondness for mullets, but I do know what makes for good imagery, and it is imperative that the person who plays the mother have a certain image for character development.  No one will love you more than your mother.  And no one will affect you more than she, and any good character development story should, at least in the case in which adolescent characters are being developed, attempt to manipulate the imagery surrounding the mother in order to let the viewer see the character's world through the character's eyes.  At least I like telling stories in the first person.  And chronic masturbator's story told in first person would seem to make for a compelling film.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: opebo on February 06, 2007, 01:06:58 pm
deoderant fettish?  Seriously, if your underarm fantasies involve man-made chemicals with known links to Alzheimer's disease, then you really should watch who you're calling sick.  Really, this isn't about fettishes, and I have none except a fondness for mullets, but I do know what makes for good imagery, and it is imperative that the person who plays the mother have a certain image for character development.  No one will love you more than your mother.  And no one will affect you more than she, and any good character development story should, at least in the case in which adolescent characters are being developed, attempt to manipulate the imagery surrounding the mother in order to let the viewer see the character's world through the character's eyes.  At least I like telling stories in the first person.  And chronic masturbator's story told in first person would seem to make for a compelling film.

No, I mean I don't like to wear deoderants. 


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: minionofmidas - supplemental forum account on February 06, 2007, 01:08:15 pm
He said "eschew". Although I took him to say he didn't like girls who wear deodorant.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: opebo on February 06, 2007, 01:15:08 pm
He said "eschew". Although I took him to say he didn't like girls who wear deodorant.

No.. I eschew the use of said chemicals, and wondered if others of you do as well.

You are German and therefore a likely candidate...


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: angus on February 06, 2007, 02:51:39 pm
no, I don't wear antipersperant or deoderant.  neither does my wife. 

aerosols containing chlorofluorocarbons interact with ozone molecules and cause them to decompose, removing our first line of defense against ultraviolet radiation with wavelengths less than about 200 nm (i.e., those which cause skin cancer).  The sprays also put pollutants in your lungs.  But anti-persperants can be problematic even if applied in a stick.  Aluminum is clearly a powerful neurotoxicant (i.e., toxic to the nervous system), even if its link with Alzheimer's disease is not clear.  We even stopped using aluminum cookware and have removed all aluminum products from our kitchen.  I suppose if you're only using deoderant (one which has no anti-persperant and thus no aluminum), and you're using a gel or solid, then you don't have those problems.  But even then you're helping fill the landfills with plastic and paper unnecessarily. 

There's really no reason to use deoderant.  If you stink, it's time for a shower.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Storebought on February 06, 2007, 06:11:03 pm
no, I don't wear antipersperant or deoderant.  neither does my wife. 

aerosols containing chlorofluorocarbons interact with ozone molecules and cause them to decompose, removing our first line of defense against ultraviolet radiation with wavelengths less than about 200 nm (i.e., those which cause skin cancer).  The sprays also put pollutants in your lungs.  But anti-persperants can be problematic even if applied in a stick.  Aluminum is clearly a powerful neurotoxicant (i.e., toxic to the nervous system), even if its link with Alzheimer's disease is not clear.  We even stopped using aluminum cookware and have removed all aluminum products from our kitchen.  I suppose if you're only using deoderant (one which has no anti-persperant and thus no aluminum), and you're using a gel or solid, then you don't have those problems.  But even then you're helping fill the landfills with plastic and paper unnecessarily. 

There's really no reason to use deoderant.  If you stink, it's time for a shower.

People who wear clothes sweat. The sweat, particularly from the underarms and crotch, contains strong-smelling components (I forget which, but they surely contain something nitrogenous) that, when acted upon by bacteria, become even more offensive.

Now take that one sweaty smelly human and place him within an enclosed space. One will have now created a nauseating misery for everyone near him.

If you feel that strongly about the toxicity of modern deodorants, then, yes, don't use them. But for the sake of the people around you find an alternative.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: NewFederalist on February 06, 2007, 06:46:09 pm
WTF does this have to do with politics?!?!

Ah... nothing... why?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: angus on February 06, 2007, 06:58:21 pm
People who wear clothes sweat. The sweat, particularly from the underarms and crotch, contains strong-smelling components (I forget which, but they surely contain something nitrogenous) that, when acted upon by bacteria, become even more offensive.

Now take that one sweaty smelly human and place him within an enclosed space. One will have now created a nauseating misery for everyone near him.

If you feel that strongly about the toxicity of modern deodorants, then, yes, don't use them. But for the sake of the people around you find an alternative.

:)  the age-old question, primp or stink?  at least that's the way it's played by those folks who sell perfumes and deoderants and such.

In reality, it's not that way at all.

those compounds found in sweat include a few acids and some bases.  Mostly urea.  Urea, incidently was the first organic compound synthesized from an inorganic starting material.  Friedrich Wöhler synthesized urea from ammonium cyanate in 1828, ushering in a great scientific revolution, and also laying to rest the ancient belief that certain compounds had the "vital force" and some didn't.  But that's a subject for another thread.  Anyway, it's not surprising that people who sweat quite a bit and never bathe smell quite a bit like urine.  No coincidence at all.

I can assure you that neither my wife nor I smell offensively malodorous, though I do appreciate where you're coming from.  The reality is that if you just did a workout, you should shower.  I also recognize that for many americans it is very inconvenient to take several showers a day, or to shower immediately after the workout.  I appreciate that some folks who work 8 or more hours per day, five days per week, have to fit in gym time during lunch, and therefore have to get by with a splash of deoderant.  Personally, I'd understand if they didn't, and would deal with the smell in favor of them not having to spend their money on deoderant, so long as they shower at least daily, but I didn't want you to think I was insensitive to the plight of Modern Man.

Still, you shouldn't think that every human stinks unless he or she showers in perfumes and such.  The odor of the human body, under most circumstances, can be a very powerfully attractive smell, and in fact our evolution makes us able to detect the odors of the ones we love the most.  Embrace your animal nature, and don't let five minutes of TV commercials dehumanize you and wipe out 3.5 billion years of biological endeavor.

Or, to take a commercial ad out of context, "Love the skin you're in."


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Gabu on February 06, 2007, 11:11:35 pm
I suppose if you're only using deoderant (one which has no anti-persperant and thus no aluminum), and you're using a gel or solid, then you don't have those problems.  But even then you're helping fill the landfills with plastic and paper unnecessarily. 

There's really no reason to use deoderant.  If you stink, it's time for a shower.

Of course, the alternative is taking a lot of showers, which requires both a lot of water and heating for that water, which in turn requires electricity, which most likely is derived from a source that pollutes in some way, be it coal or oil plants that pollute the atmosphere or nuclear power that create radioactive waste.  I have a very strong feeling that two swipes of deodorant a day uses up an awful lot less resources than taking a shower every time you stink.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: minionofmidas - supplemental forum account on February 07, 2007, 06:00:54 am
The question isn't "stink or primp". It's more like "stink or stink".


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Governor PiT on October 07, 2007, 10:08:04 pm
as long as its in private like a stall.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Frodo on September 17, 2011, 12:10:30 pm
I am still stunned that nearly 40% of the forum voted 'yes' on this question.  :P


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: greenforest32 on September 17, 2011, 12:18:51 pm
No.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Meeker on September 17, 2011, 12:25:07 pm
I am still stunned that nearly 40% of the forum voted 'yes' on this question.  :P

Really? I'm stunned that more than 60% voted 'no'.

I'm not a prude by any means, but I think students should be pretty strongly discouraged from masturbating while at school.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Frodo on September 17, 2011, 03:10:34 pm
I am still stunned that nearly 40% of the forum voted 'yes' on this question.  :P

Really? I'm stunned that more than 60% voted 'no'.

I'm not a prude by any means, but I think students should be pretty strongly discouraged from masturbating while at school.

And how exactly do you enforce this?  By making our society more of a surveillance state than it already is? 


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Northam for Governor '17 on September 17, 2011, 03:12:01 pm
And how exactly do you enforce this?  By making our society more of a surveillance state than it already is? 

If you get caught, you get suspended.  Some moron will get caught and punished, and then other morons might think twice.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: TJ in Wisco on September 17, 2011, 03:12:43 pm
I think masturbation should be punishable only if the person gets caught. The schools should not go looking for it but there are certain things you just can't do in public.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Frodo on September 17, 2011, 03:14:07 pm
And how exactly do you enforce this?  By making our society more of a surveillance state than it already is?  

If you get caught, you get suspended.  Some moron will get caught and punished, and then other morons might think twice.

Oh, so you're referring to public masturbation?  Then that's an entirely different beast than what I was thinking.  This poll doesn't differentiate between what occurs in the privacy of your dorm and what occurs out in public.  


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: A Strange Reflection on September 18, 2011, 05:07:14 am
WTF ?

Of course not, unless it's made in public (but someone who masturbates in public probably would also have other reasons to be suspended).


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: lowtech redneck on September 18, 2011, 06:50:05 am
This poll doesn't differentiate between what occurs in the privacy of your dorm and what occurs out in public.  

um, I guess I'm willing to make an exception for boarding schools for obvious reasons, but for most kids schools are public places where they are expected to concentrate on learning, and not engage in a wide range of actions that distract from that.  They can masturbate at home.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: dead0man on September 18, 2011, 11:37:41 am
What an odd thread.

If you're doing it in a place that has the potential to be seen by anybody else, yeah, a suspension should probably be a good punishment if you get caught.  If you, for whatever reason, get caught doing it in a place that a reasonable person would assume to be "secure" then maybe just a stern talking to would do from the person that caught you (assuming you are properly embarrassed for getting caught in your "secure" location).  I'm not sure if schools have such locations outside of maybe ...MAYBE...the stalls in the restroom that students would have access to.  I would assume most places that would be "secure" would also be places students wouldn't normally have access to.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: GM R2D2 on September 18, 2011, 11:54:38 am
If caught, yes.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Meeker on September 18, 2011, 12:53:40 pm
I am still stunned that nearly 40% of the forum voted 'yes' on this question.  :P

Really? I'm stunned that more than 60% voted 'no'.

I'm not a prude by any means, but I think students should be pretty strongly discouraged from masturbating while at school.

And how exactly do you enforce this?  By making our society more of a surveillance state than it already is? 

We shouldn't spend time looking for it of course. But if you're observed by a teacher or administrator, I think the obvious reaction from them needs to be suspension.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: A Strange Reflection on September 20, 2011, 01:52:08 am
What an odd thread.

If you're doing it in a place that has the potential to be seen by anybody else, yeah, a suspension should probably be a good punishment if you get caught.  If you, for whatever reason, get caught doing it in a place that a reasonable person would assume to be "secure" then maybe just a stern talking to would do from the person that caught you (assuming you are properly embarrassed for getting caught in your "secure" location).  I'm not sure if schools have such locations outside of maybe ...MAYBE...the stalls in the restroom that students would have access to.  I would assume most places that would be "secure" would also be places students wouldn't normally have access to.

What about toilets ?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: dead0man on September 20, 2011, 11:07:26 pm
I mentioned that
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I'm not sure if schools have such locations outside of maybe ...MAYBE...the stalls in the restroom that students would have access to.
I have no problem with it there as long as you ain't making a scene of it.

This is one of those things were nobody in a position of authority is going to ever say, "yeah its ok if you do it as long as you don't get caught", but that is pretty much how it is.  But then again, that's true of most everything.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Fuzzybigfoot on September 20, 2011, 11:14:26 pm
If caught, yes.



Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: A Strange Reflection on September 22, 2011, 11:47:31 am
I mentioned that
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I'm not sure if schools have such locations outside of maybe ...MAYBE...the stalls in the restroom that students would have access to.
I have no problem with it there as long as you ain't making a scene of it.

This is one of those things were nobody in a position of authority is going to ever say, "yeah its ok if you do it as long as you don't get caught", but that is pretty much how it is.  But then again, that's true of most everything.

I disagree. The criterion shouldn't be getting caught : there's no reason why unlucky people should be punished. I say that as long as you are discrete (ie, don't explicitly make everybody know you're doing), that's fine. That's just like peeing or defecating, after all.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: RI on September 22, 2011, 12:32:33 pm


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on September 24, 2011, 02:55:11 pm
In public, yes. In a closed bathroom stall, no.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: TJ in Wisco on September 24, 2011, 05:36:20 pm
In public, yes. In a closed bathroom stall, no.

If you are making noise, a closed bathroom stall is publically. Otherwise, no one would ever know.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Lief 🐋 on September 24, 2011, 06:03:29 pm
The people saying "only if caught" are dumb. That's literally how everything prohibited works! Why are you making that distinction?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: TJ in Wisco on September 24, 2011, 06:11:52 pm
The people saying "only if caught" are dumb. That's literally how everything prohibited works! Why are you making that distinction?

We're making that distinction to say that the school shouldn't be actively looking for it but rather just punish those who make it obvious enough to get caught.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: True Federalist on September 24, 2011, 08:23:57 pm
Is this merely a hypothetical question we're wanking over or is there some lawsuit over a student somewhere being suspended for this?

I mean, outside of a porn movie, is there anyone, even a horny teenager, so sex-starved that they can't wait till they leave school to masturbate alone?  (Note, masturbating for an audience of one or more, is not what I presume is being asked about, and would be something completely different.)


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: © tweed on September 24, 2011, 09:24:38 pm
Is this merely a hypothetical question we're wanking over or is there some lawsuit over a student somewhere being suspended for this?

I mean, outside of a porn movie, is there anyone, even a horny teenager, so sex-starved that they can't wait till they leave school to masturbate alone?  (Note, masturbating for an audience of one or more, is not what I presume is being asked about, and would be something completely different.)

I masturbated once in high school.  I was in a bathroom in an isolated part of the school and had some time to kill.  it was probably in the final few weeks of my senior year, so I decided to do it just so I could say that I did it.  I may have even been inspired by this thread.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: A Strange Reflection on September 25, 2011, 02:56:11 am
In public, yes. In a closed bathroom stall, no.

If you are making noise, a closed bathroom stall is publically. Otherwise, no one would ever know.

So ? Is "making noise" a sufficient reason for banning ? That's ridiculous.

Of course if you're willingfully making noise, that's something different, but most people of course don't.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: TJ in Wisco on September 25, 2011, 10:31:21 am
My point is that it should be banned but teachers shouldn't go looking for it. This means it would de-facto be allowed as long as the person who does it doesn't attract attention to himself. That's really the point: not making anyone else witness the act. Yes, making noises is better than visually doing it, but the point is not to let people know you're doing it, ie. so you don't get caught.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: A Strange Reflection on September 25, 2011, 10:40:21 am
There's a difference between actively letting people know and letting them know because of lack of precaution (or inability not to make noise).


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Kalwejt on September 25, 2011, 11:13:03 am
No. That's retarded.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: lowtech redneck on September 26, 2011, 01:03:10 am
There's a difference between actively letting people know and letting them know because of lack of precaution (or inability not to make noise).

There's also a difference between getting semen all over your own bathroom and all over a public bathroom.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on September 26, 2011, 04:35:33 pm
The people saying "only if caught" are dumb. That's literally how everything prohibited works! Why are you making that distinction?

The problem isn't the masturbation itself, but the offense it might cause others. If you're so obvious that you get caught, then you're a disturbance and should be punished for that.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Kalwejt on September 26, 2011, 04:36:57 pm
The people saying "only if caught" are dumb. That's literally how everything prohibited works! Why are you making that distinction?

Don't ask. Don't tell


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: A Strange Reflection on September 27, 2011, 02:31:43 am
There's a difference between actively letting people know and letting them know because of lack of precaution (or inability not to make noise).

There's also a difference between getting semen all over your own bathroom and all over a public bathroom.

What's the difference between getting semen all over a public bathroom and getting urine all over a public bathroom ?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: lowtech redneck on September 27, 2011, 04:44:20 am
There's a difference between actively letting people know and letting them know because of lack of precaution (or inability not to make noise).

There's also a difference between getting semen all over your own bathroom and all over a public bathroom.

What's the difference between getting semen all over a public bathroom and getting urine all over a public bathroom ?

Healthwise, I'm not sure, but its one less thing for other people wishing to use the facilities to worry about.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Mynheer Peeperkorn on September 30, 2011, 08:43:55 am
Obviously not.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Link on October 01, 2011, 08:45:35 pm
Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?

Yes.  I would keep it out of the kids permanent record though.  If you are masturbating at school you have problems and its better for those problems to get straightened out while you are still a teenager.  You don't want to be caught beating off in the board room when you're fifty.  I didn't read the rest of the thread.  Why is this even being asked?  Is this a problem somewhere?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Mynheer Peeperkorn on October 01, 2011, 11:21:05 pm
Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?

If you are masturbating at school you have problems

Why?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: A Strange Reflection on October 02, 2011, 03:46:57 am
Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?

If you are masturbating at school you have problems

LOL


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Fmr President & Senator Polnut on October 02, 2011, 07:48:44 am
In public of course, but assuming you're not trying to expose yourself... then no.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Cincinnatus on October 02, 2011, 08:52:59 am
Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?

If you are masturbating at school you have problems

Why?

Junior high might be an excuse, but by the time you reach 10th grade or so, and you don't have a hot adolescent female in the bathroom with you, yes, there's definitely something wrong.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: lowtech redneck on October 02, 2011, 04:21:01 pm
Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?

If you are masturbating at school you have problems

Why?

Because it constitutes a severe lack of self-discipline and impulse control...not to mention a disregard for others who have to use the public facilities after you.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Boris on October 02, 2011, 09:52:03 pm
This happened at my rival high school when I was a sophomore:

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Student Accused Of Putting Bodily Fluids In Food
Wheaton North Student Said To Have Put Semen In Communal Salad Dressing


Mike Puccinelli
Reporting

(CBS) WHEATON, Ill. A student at Wheaton North High School is accused in a vulgar case of food tampering. Police say he put his bodily fluid into salad dressing in the school cafeteria.

CBS 2 news partner The Naperville Sun had the tip on the story. CBS 2's West Suburban Bureau Chief Mike Puccinelli reports a letter is going home to parents warning about the possible health hazard.

The student, a senior, is not in school at this time. School officials first learned of the case of food tampering late Tuesday.

At Wheaton North High School the mission is to create self-directed students who make sound decisions. Last week one of those students decided to do the unthinkable when officials say he spiked a container of cafeteria salad dressing with his own semen.

Police say an attempted aggravated battery arrest is imminent.

"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," said Commander Joseph Eversole of the Wheaton Police Department.

Police were called into the investigation by District 200 superintendent Gary Catalani. He did not want to talk on camera and asked us to hold the story so parents would learn what happened in letters that were put in first class mail today.

But students say it's too late, and everyone knows about the incident already.

And everyone is universally repulsed.

"The whole school is disgusted," said senior Brian Corcoran.

"That's got to be the sickest thing I've ever heard in my life," said Nick Anderson, also a senior student.

"It's just pretty gross that someone would actually do that," said senior Edward Lee.

"It's been going on for a month. That's what we've all been hearing," said senior Katie Muir, but school officials say their investigation has shown that it happened just once, last Wednesday.

They say the student admitted he put the semen into a container of ranch dressing in the student commons dining area. And officials have determined that the contents could have been ingested during the last lunch period on Wednesday and during all five lunch periods on Thursday.

The superintendent sought to reassure saying, "We want to make sure every precaution is taken and we're doing that. We've changed protocols with food service containers to ensure this never happens again."

From now on the condiments in all 20 schools in the district will only be available in individual packets or in large containers, making them very difficult to tamper with.

The district notified the DuPage Department of Health, who did not return calls for comment Thursday. Many of the students are concerned, as ingesting semen can spread HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.
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Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Mynheer Peeperkorn on October 03, 2011, 02:58:39 am
Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?

If you are masturbating at school you have problems

Why?

Because it constitutes a severe lack of self-discipline and impulse control...not to mention a disregard for others who have to use the public facilities after you.

So you also abstain  from poo?


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: lowtech redneck on October 03, 2011, 09:46:20 am
Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?

If you are masturbating at school you have problems

Why?

Because it constitutes a severe lack of self-discipline and impulse control...not to mention a disregard for others who have to use the public facilities after you.

So you also abstain abstain form poo?

No, as defecation is a frequent need rather than an impulse or desire.  You are expected not to defecate anywhere except designated areas designed specifically for that purpose, however.   


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: King Jellybean on October 17, 2011, 04:22:41 pm
If you're doing it in the open somewhere, of course.

If you're doing it in private - like in a bathroom stall - I don't think so.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Jackson on October 28, 2011, 04:52:32 pm
This thread reveals far more about the posters on this website than I ever wanted to know.


Title: Re: Should masturbation be a suspendable offense on junior/high school campuses?
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on December 11, 2011, 06:40:25 pm
I love this thread.