Talk Elections

what do you do if ...

-You're in Biden's body for 24 hours
-You're in Bernie's body for 24 hours
-You're in Warren's body for 24 hours
-You're in Harris' body for 24 hours
-You're in Buttigieg's body for 24 hours
-You're in Yang's body for 24 hours

etc etc etc

Biden. I would randomly start slurring my speech and "pass out" at a campaign rally.
It would more or less take him out of the race and make it probable that either Warren or Harris, both of which are considerably weaker candidates, would be nominated.

Good choice and smart strategy.

If I were in Biden's body I'd just say my real controversial beliefs out loud and tweet them as well (not going to elaborate for fear of getting modded).

If I were in Bernie and Warren's body I'd have fun by saying the most radically far left things I could think of and seeing how far I can get before my fans stop defending me.

When it comes to Harris and Buttigieg...well, let's just say I'd get extra 'creative' if you catch my drift. Same with Yang.

Drop out, tell all my supporters to vote Trump and denounce all other Democratic nominees.

The morally upright choice.

I want to keep this thread rated PG.

Biden: drop out immediately and spend the remaining 23 hours and 5 minutes giving interviews renouncing every horrible thing Biden has ever done

Bernie: drop out and endorse Liz and say in no uncertain terms that if you support me, you have no reason not to support Liz

Warren: plan ad campaigns in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania highlighting the failures of Trump's administration and what specifically I would do better

Harris: drop out and endorse Liz, apologize for the horrible things Kamala did as DA and AG, say that Biggie was better than Tupac but Kendrick Lamar is better than both of them

Buttigieg: Call Liz and begin vying for VP, say that I'll drop out and use every available resource to campaign for her if she promises the VP slot, then probably just look at myself in a mirror because DAMN

Yang: Run ads on all the major news networks highlighting the media blackout towards my campaign and just leave my website url saying "read what I believe and then decide for yourself if I should be covered like a major candidate"

all other candidates: drop out and endorse Liz except for John Delaney, in which case I would drop out and lock myself in a room for 20 years

Biden: attack Harris hard during the debate.

Bernie: start campaigning in Super Tuesday states, specifically liberal Texas and liberal California areas, Colorado, Minnesota, North Dakota, Missouri, New York and New Jersey.

Warren: plan ad campaigns in Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota and Pennsylvania, as well as New Hampshire highlighting the failures of Trump's administration and what specifically I would do better

Harris: apologize for what i did as DA and AG, campaign further, and tell everyone you want to legalize pot and pardon all users.

Buttigieg: campaigning in Rust Belt states, tell you're supportive of legalizing weed and move economically further to the left, while socially slightly more conservative.

Yang: campaign further as he has done, because he's doing well what he does, be slightly more libertarian

Gabbard: keep campaigning, be more libertarian

O'Rourke: keep campaigning especially in Texas, and endorse M4A and legalizing weed.

Booker: keep campaigning, attack Harris hard, and move economically to the left.

All other Dems: drop out, and endorse who you're ideologically closest too but not Biden, exc. for Delaney who should endorse Biden.

Get a foot massage.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL you actually made me LITERALLY laugh out loud in real life for the first time in a very long time. Congratulations, it's very hard to do that. I might even vote for who you want me to vote for simply because I'm grateful for helping heal the void in my soul.

I want to be Biden on the debate stage. I think I would give him a push in the polls.

Biden:
Drop out and forcefully endorse Harris

Must...resist...making...double...entendre...joke...

I'd spend the whole day going nuclear on Biden, unless I were Biden, in which case I'd go nuclear on Harris for twenty-three hours and then announce I was suspending my campaign.

I wonder what would happen if Joe Biden suddenly attacked Bernie from the left.