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Title: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸 on January 13, 2020, 10:52:54 PM So there are many candidates running for president of Atlasia at the moment. Pericles, MB, HillGoose, lovely people. However, I would like to announce to the country that I am NOT running for president in the upcoming Feb 2020 election. I do NOT hope to accept the nomination of the Peace Party. I am NOT asking for your vote in the election. You won't even see my name on the ballot. If you write me in, I will not accept it. With me is GM-emeritus Ninja0428, who is NOT running for vice president with me. We are in no way, shape, or form running a ticket for president together.
Friends, Atlasia is in the midst of making a decision, and I hope you DON'T vote for me and Ninja in February! List of people who aren't endorsing me: everyone cuz i ain't runnin Title: Re: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: Sirius_ on January 13, 2020, 10:57:58 PM I'd like to thank Koopa for not accepting me as her candidate for Vice President in this election, it is a great honor. We have a big question for the voters coming on the direction our country should take, and I can say with utmost confidence that we will NOT lead Atlasia towards better, prosperous times. We are not the leaders Atlasia needs, and I ABSOLUTELY will NOT lead congress efficiently or provide useful policy insight as Vice President. I believe that Koopa and I have everything it takes not to lead this nation, and I hope to see you vote for something else this February!
Title: Re: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: The world will shine with light in our nightmare on January 14, 2020, 12:42:07 AM Not endorsed!
Title: Re: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: Continential on January 14, 2020, 07:07:42 AM Not endorsed! Title: Re: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: GM Team Member and Senator WB on January 14, 2020, 07:57:10 AM endorsed for no preference as you are not running. I endorse your decision to not run
Title: Re: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: thumb21 on January 14, 2020, 08:36:44 AM I'm considering not voting for you but I'm wondering: if you aren't elected, what do you plan not to do in your first 100 days out of office?
Title: Re: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸 on January 14, 2020, 09:42:56 AM I'm considering not voting for you but I'm wondering: if you aren't elected, what do you plan not to do in your first 100 days out of office? Excellent question! If not elected to the presidency, I plan to:
Title: Re: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: GM Team Member and Senator WB on January 14, 2020, 10:57:28 AM I'm considering not voting for you but I'm wondering: if you aren't elected, what do you plan not to do in your first 100 days out of office? Excellent question! If not elected to the presidency, I plan to:
Title: Re: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸 on January 14, 2020, 11:58:46 AM I'm considering not voting for you but I'm wondering: if you aren't elected, what do you plan not to do in your first 100 days out of office? Excellent question! If not elected to the presidency, I plan to:
why would you not run for re-election if you're not running for election? You can't run for re-election if you're not running for election in the first place, that's why I'm promising it. Image copyright: the BBC () Title: Re: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: RC (a la Frémont) on January 14, 2020, 12:59:04 PM Endorsed for my nonexistent preference
Title: Re: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: Former President tack50 on January 15, 2020, 09:07:54 AM ()
Title: Re: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: Unconditional Surrender Truman on January 15, 2020, 01:18:31 PM Endorsed for no preference. Koopa and Ninja are the team we don't need to lead us nowhere in 2020!
Title: Re: Koopa/Ninja - We Aren't Running For President & VP Post by: KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸 on January 17, 2020, 11:29:36 PM Thank you all for your kind words about our non-existent campaign. I will not be the greatest jobs president who God has ever created. However, I must talk about something very near and dear to my heart.
There is a massive conspiracy going on right now. You are all little sheeplings of Big Eye and LensCrafters who are making you spend more money on eyeglasses. What am I talking about? I'm talking about the fact that our eyes are not real. You see, your eyes don't exist. They're nothing more than a lie perpetuated by LensCrafters. Eyes aren't what you see out of. Nostrils are. You see out your nostrils, but Big Eye doesn't want you to know that. Also, mirrors aren't real either. HOW CAN MIRRORS BE REAL IF OUR EYES AREN'T REAL‽ Well, they're nothing more than very thin television screens paid for by LENSCRAFTERS AND OAKLEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! I'd like to thank Jaden Smith, who would be my campaign manager if I was running for president, which I'm not, for helping enlighten me. Check out more info about this at infowars.com (very epic and credible site!!!) |