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Election Archive => 2004 U.S. Presidential Election => Topic started by: bgwah on July 01, 2006, 01:03:21 AM



Title: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: bgwah on July 01, 2006, 01:03:21 AM
Let's say that George W. Bush had a sex change in 2003. Other than that, the election was completely the same.

The question becomes...who would you vote for, and who would win?

Georgia Bush (R)

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Or John Kerry (D)?

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Georgia would become America's first female President in 2003 after the operation, but the real question is could she become the first woman elected President?

Maps!


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: adam on July 01, 2006, 02:01:51 AM
Kerry would still lose, he was that bad.


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: opebo on July 04, 2006, 09:24:16 PM
I would be tempted to vote for any transexual, but of course would vote for Kerry because he would've made such a good president.


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: Max on July 05, 2006, 02:10:03 AM
Kerry wins in a landslide.

Lowest turnout in history, only about 25% in the South and ín the mormon states. Map looks like this:

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Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: Gustaf on July 07, 2006, 09:34:48 AM
I don't think Bush wins the nomination, but he loses the election in a land-slide. He could still take some states like Alaska or Idaho, because they're that Republican, but he would lose BADLY everywhere else.


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: J. J. on July 07, 2006, 12:57:09 PM
Voluntary, or was it done terrorists?

Is he still married to Laura?


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: bgwah on July 07, 2006, 06:07:41 PM
Voluntary, or was it done terrorists?

Voluntary




Yes. They traded parts. :)


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: True Democrat on July 07, 2006, 06:09:18 PM
Of course Bush wouldn't have won (though he might have done better in San Francisco. . .)


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: riceowl on July 07, 2006, 08:35:18 PM
Yeah, there definitely would be a primary takedown.


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: 7,052,770 on July 20, 2006, 03:40:45 PM
that image is frightening


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: angus on July 20, 2006, 08:11:42 PM

O Fukk me!!  I just noticed the pic.  Is that David Lee Roth circa 1994 or what?!

ouch.  I have to admit I'm more of a Sammy Hagar type myself.  I may have to change my vote.


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: agcatter on August 17, 2006, 09:12:11 AM

Is he still married to Laura?
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Yes


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: agcatter on August 17, 2006, 09:13:12 AM


Yes. They traded parts. :)
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yes


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: Stranger in a strange land on September 05, 2006, 11:58:55 PM
Yeah i'd have to imagine he'd lose in the primaries or be talked into not running by the republican leadership. Can you imagine that conversation?


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: Lincoln Republican on September 06, 2006, 03:11:51 PM
If Bush had a sex change, he should do very well indeed in solid Democratic states.  They would, after all, have to show their tolerant nature and open mindedness.  Otherwise, they would be releaved to be nothing more than hyopcrites, all talk and no action.

Now the question, what if Kerry was the one who had the sex change, what happens?


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: Boris on September 06, 2006, 03:25:19 PM
If Kerry gets a sex change, he sweeps all fifty states. Period.


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: bgwah on September 29, 2006, 11:48:47 AM
If Bush had a sex change, he should do very well indeed in solid Democratic states.  They would, after all, have to show their tolerant nature and open mindedness.  Otherwise, they would be releaved to be nothing more than hyopcrites, all talk and no action.

Now the question, what if Kerry was the one who had the sex change, what happens?

No, Democrats would still of course vote for their candidate, and liberals would vote for the candidate who more closely matches their views, John Kerry.


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: BadLipReadingFan on December 05, 2011, 07:07:06 PM

That picture arouses me.  :o


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: FEMA Camp Administrator on December 05, 2011, 10:22:04 PM
FYI, genetically, he/she would still be male, so would he/she really count as our first female President?


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: afleitch on December 06, 2011, 06:12:22 AM
FYI, genetically, he/she would still be male, so would he/she really count as our first female President?

Yes. Obama has half his genetic make-up from a white mother but is still considered to be the first black President. And if it's all about genetics and XY and XX, some people are XXY but are considered male (though often can have fertility issues). What about XXYY etc.


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: Jackson on December 07, 2011, 07:40:34 PM
Why bump this thread?

Also,


Hot.


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: Mr. Morden on December 12, 2011, 06:15:49 AM
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95tnightline.phtml


Title: Re: If George W. Bush had a sex change, would he have won the 2004 election?
Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on February 07, 2012, 01:07:24 AM
Don't you mean she?