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Title: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Reaganfan on April 15, 2007, 12:26:32 AM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Gabu on April 15, 2007, 12:29:20 AM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: bullmoose88 on April 15, 2007, 12:33:36 AM
And Leo DeCaprio turned into a Corpse Popscile.

If only movies were true.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: KEmperor on April 15, 2007, 12:48:36 AM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).

I LOL'ed. 


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on April 15, 2007, 12:58:48 AM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).

I have petitioned for you to receive honorary God status.  That was hilarious


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: minionofmidas on April 15, 2007, 03:49:58 AM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.
Good. I approve of that.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: KEmperor on April 15, 2007, 04:07:06 AM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.
Good. I approve of that.

Damn iceberg lovers.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: minionofmidas on April 15, 2007, 04:15:52 AM

Icebergs - 1
Ships - 0.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceberg_Slim


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: ?????????? on April 15, 2007, 05:11:17 AM

If you're not against the icebergs your WITH the icebergs.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Joe Republic on April 15, 2007, 08:43:25 AM
95 years later, and STILL nobody can find any link between the Titanic sinking and World War I.  I'm telling you, we were fighting the wrong war at the wrong time, and we completely lost our focus on fighting the real enemy in our midst; icebergs.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: ?????????? on April 15, 2007, 08:50:00 AM
Seriously though, this was a tragic mistake caused by the complete ineptness of Mr Bruce Ismay whos' decision to push the ship after repeated warnings caused this disaster.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Keystone Phil on April 15, 2007, 10:50:09 AM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).

You know, I have always thought, "What if it really wasn't an iceberg? What if the Germans or somebody sunk the thing with a torpedo?"

And, as you all know, I am an odd one so this is understandable.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: J. J. on April 15, 2007, 11:15:22 AM
Obviously a conspiracy of Jews, polar bears, and puffins.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: jokerman on April 15, 2007, 12:42:26 PM
lol


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: TheWildCard on April 15, 2007, 02:29:34 PM
95 years later, and STILL nobody can find any link between the Titanic sinking and World War I.  I'm telling you, we were fighting the wrong war at the wrong time, and we completely lost our focus on fighting the real enemy in our midst; icebergs.

Yes and now that we're finally winning that war via Global Warming Al Gore wants us to stop! I say we cannot stop to stop melting the icebergs would be like letting the Titanic sink again I say!


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: DWPerry on April 16, 2007, 02:10:46 AM
1912 - Harriet Quimby becomes the first woman to fly an airplane across the English Channel.

Her grandson "Diamond Joe" later becomes Mayor of Springfield.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: minionofmidas on April 16, 2007, 02:59:38 AM
95 years later, and STILL nobody can find any link between the Titanic sinking and World War I.  I'm telling you, we were fighting the wrong war at the wrong time, and we completely lost our focus on fighting the real enemy in our midst; icebergs.

Yes and now that we're finally winning that war via Global Warming Al Gore wants us to stop! I say we cannot stop to stop melting the icebergs would be like letting the Titanic sink again I say!
Exactly. Except that the icebergs are the goodies in this battle. The people on the Titanic were, admittedly, (mostly) innocent civilian victims - but that's collateral damage for you. Acceptable if it's Serbians or Palestinians, but not if it's Mexican immigrants cleaning windows at the WTC, or poor Irish emigrants locked into the bowels of the Titanic.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Joe Republic on April 16, 2007, 01:01:39 PM
1912 - Harriet Quimby becomes the first woman to fly an airplane across the English Channel.

Her grandson "Diamond Joe" later becomes Mayor of Springfield.


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Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: MODU on April 16, 2007, 01:51:16 PM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).

hahaha . . . the video was great.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Speed of Sound on April 16, 2007, 02:28:36 PM
My girlfriend is obsesed with the Titanic, so on Sunday we had Titanic Memorial Day. I got her a reproduction of the newspaper of the sinking, she wore all stuff like Rose from the movie, and she ordered a replica Heart of the Ocean. She also spent the weekend learning the lines to the song from the movie, and re-memorizing stats. I dont want to hear anything me about the Titanic.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: 12th Doctor on April 17, 2007, 12:00:56 AM
95 years later, and STILL nobody can find any link between the Titanic sinking and World War I.  I'm telling you, we were fighting the wrong war at the wrong time, and we completely lost our focus on fighting the real enemy in our midst; icebergs.

No, dammit.  There is a link between WWI, WWII, the Rise of Communism and Titanic, but it is a twisted tale of espionage and intrigue, invloving a pretentious German Col named Zeitel


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: 12th Doctor on April 17, 2007, 12:08:15 AM
My girlfriend is obsesed with the Titanic, so on Sunday we had Titanic Memorial Day. I got her a reproduction of the newspaper of the sinking, she wore all stuff like Rose from the movie, and she ordered a replica Heart of the Ocean. She also spent the weekend learning the lines to the song from the movie, and re-memorizing stats. I dont want to hear anything me about the Titanic.

Wow... sometimes I seriously wonder if I am really that unlucky for not being in a relationship.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Gabu on April 17, 2007, 12:14:49 AM
Wow... sometimes I seriously wonder if I am really that unlucky for not being in a relationship.

Oh, believe me, I've had that thought many times.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: KEmperor on April 17, 2007, 02:06:59 AM
My girlfriend is obsesed with the Titanic, so on Sunday we had Titanic Memorial Day. I got her a reproduction of the newspaper of the sinking, she wore all stuff like Rose from the movie, and she ordered a replica Heart of the Ocean. She also spent the weekend learning the lines to the song from the movie, and re-memorizing stats. I dont want to hear anything me about the Titanic.

Dude, that's seriously creepy.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: True Democrat on April 17, 2007, 06:23:03 AM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).

Is this real?


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: KEmperor on April 17, 2007, 11:55:52 AM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).

Is this real?

Did you watch the video?


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Gabu on April 17, 2007, 12:04:42 PM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).

Is this real?

Hint: the "af07" in the URL stands for "April Fools '07".


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: MODU on April 17, 2007, 12:38:31 PM
My girlfriend is obsesed with the Titanic, so on Sunday we had Titanic Memorial Day. I got her a reproduction of the newspaper of the sinking, she wore all stuff like Rose from the movie, and she ordered a replica Heart of the Ocean. She also spent the weekend learning the lines to the song from the movie, and re-memorizing stats. I dont want to hear anything me about the Titanic.

Dude, that's seriously creepy.

I have a friend like that as well.  She was even considering quitting her job to and devote her time to studying/writing about the incident.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Speed of Sound on April 17, 2007, 02:16:24 PM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).

Is this real?

Hint: the "af07" in the URL stands for "April Fools '07".
Yeah right, I bet its actually "Admitting interFerence 2007". :)


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: True Democrat on April 18, 2007, 08:05:23 PM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).

Is this real?

Did you watch the video?

No.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Joe Republic on April 19, 2007, 07:53:33 AM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).

Is this real?

Did you watch the video?

No.

You might have saved yourself some embarrassment if you'd done so. :P


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Reaganfan on April 19, 2007, 08:17:23 AM
My girlfriend is obsesed with the Titanic, so on Sunday we had Titanic Memorial Day. I got her a reproduction of the newspaper of the sinking, she wore all stuff like Rose from the movie, and she ordered a replica Heart of the Ocean. She also spent the weekend learning the lines to the song from the movie, and re-memorizing stats. I dont want to hear anything me about the Titanic.

Did you sketch a nude picture of her then get passionate in an old fashioned car?


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Speed of Sound on April 19, 2007, 07:07:25 PM
My girlfriend is obsesed with the Titanic, so on Sunday we had Titanic Memorial Day. I got her a reproduction of the newspaper of the sinking, she wore all stuff like Rose from the movie, and she ordered a replica Heart of the Ocean. She also spent the weekend learning the lines to the song from the movie, and re-memorizing stats. I dont want to hear anything me about the Titanic.

Did you sketch a nude picture of her then get passionate in an old fashioned car?

In due time Naso.....in due time. :D


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: True Democrat on April 20, 2007, 10:20:45 PM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).

Is this real?

Did you watch the video?

No.

You might have saved yourself some embarrassment if you'd done so. :P

Yes, but then I would have wasted some of my life.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: CPT MikeyMike on April 20, 2007, 10:26:17 PM
FYI: It was 95 years ago TODAY that Fenway Park opened!


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Joe Republic on April 21, 2007, 07:38:07 AM
Yes, but then I would have wasted some of my life.

Ah yes, good job you avoided that by spending your time on the Atlas Forum instead.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Bdub on April 21, 2007, 01:41:12 PM
95 years later, and STILL nobody can find any link between the Titanic sinking and World War I.  I'm telling you, we were fighting the wrong war at the wrong time, and we completely lost our focus on fighting the real enemy in our midst; icebergs.

No, dammit.  There is a link between WWI, WWII, the Rise of Communism and Titanic, but it is a twisted tale of espionage and intrigue, invloving a pretentious German Col named Zeitel
I still love that game even though its been over 10 years since it came out.


Title: Re: At this exact time 95 years ago...
Post by: Michael Z on April 24, 2007, 02:25:08 AM
At this exact time 95 years ago, the Titanic was sinking.

And it was all a giant government conspiracy (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07).

That is the best Loose Change spoof out there. Thanks for the link.