Title: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: King on September 01, 2007, 11:30:32 AM
Am I just stupid or has it disappeared?
Title: Re: Where did the Comedy Goldmine go?
Post by: KEmperor on September 01, 2007, 12:16:22 PM
Texasindy had it deleted because she's running for city council.
Seriously though, it's a very good question.
Seriously though, it's a very good question.
Title: Re: Where did the Comedy Goldmine go?
Post by: minionofmidas on September 01, 2007, 02:08:48 PM
It's exhausted. We'll be opening a comedy leadmine in the neighborhood within the next 1 to 50 years, though.
Title: Re: Where did the Comedy Goldmine go?
Post by: Alcon on September 01, 2007, 02:14:32 PM
That's...a good question.
Title: Re: Where did the Comedy Goldmine go?
Post by: CPT MikeyMike on September 01, 2007, 02:17:28 PM
Texasindy had it deleted because she's running for city council.
Seriously though, it's a very good question.
Seriously though, it's a very good question.
How could she delete it? Did she create it?
I suspect two ways...
1. An administrator/moderator took it off - though I doubt it without an explaination.
2. Someone hacked into the system. LOOK OUT, Sky-Net is controlling us!!!!
Title: Re: Where did the Comedy Goldmine go?
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on September 01, 2007, 02:20:23 PM
I think quite a few posts in it were deleted, probably by Alcon. I dont remember what I said as being too offensive.
Title: Re: Where did the Comedy Goldmine go?
Post by: Joe Republic on September 01, 2007, 02:28:10 PM
The thread's creator, Gabu, couldn't have deleted it as the power to delete your own threads has been removed. Alcon has already shown us here that it apparently wasn't him, and he certainly wouldn't have deliberately deleted the whole thing anyway. That just leaves Dave, who might have done it semi-accidentally as a response to a reported post. It has precedence; i.e. the fantasy election registration thread previous to the current one.
Whatever it was - damn.
Whatever it was - damn.
Title: Re: Where did the Comedy Goldmine go?
Post by: minionofmidas on September 01, 2007, 02:29:41 PM
The thread's creator, Gabu, couldn't have deleted it as the power to delete your own threads has been removed. Alcon has already shown us here that it apparently wasn't him, and he certainly wouldn't have deliberately deleted the whole thing anyway. That just leaves Dave, who might have done it semi-accidentally as a response to a reported post. It has precedence; i.e. the fantasy election registration thread previous to the current one.
Title: Re: Comedy Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: King on September 01, 2007, 02:44:10 PM
I use my powers of edit to name this thread the Comedy Mineshaft--SHAFT.
All comedy now belongs here and not in Naso's thread. ;)
The King has spoken!
All comedy now belongs here and not in Naso's thread. ;)
The King has spoken!
Title: Re: Comedy Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: King on September 01, 2007, 02:44:31 PM
"rock, paper, sissors"?
In Texas, we just say "Draw!" and unsnap our holsters
In Texas, we just say "Draw!" and unsnap our holsters
That's what got your Senator Craig in trouble, jmfcst.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on September 01, 2007, 06:13:45 PM
God dammit, it was Dave Leip.
He deleted a thread where I posted an IM from the fake Texasindy within minutes. No surprise then that he'd also delete an *ENTIRE* goldmine thread, a staple of the forum, because the last couple pages were concerned with more fake IMs from texasindy.
He deleted a thread where I posted an IM from the fake Texasindy within minutes. No surprise then that he'd also delete an *ENTIRE* goldmine thread, a staple of the forum, because the last couple pages were concerned with more fake IMs from texasindy.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 01, 2007, 06:29:22 PM
Here's a Google cache. (http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:-HPzz_CqDlIJ:www.uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php%3Ftopic%3D52066.0+%22comedy+goldmine%22+%2B+atlas&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=us) Can anyone preserve it?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 02, 2007, 12:35:25 AM
Well that fails hardcore.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on September 02, 2007, 12:42:51 AM
God dammit, it was Dave Leip.
He deleted a thread where I posted an IM from the fake Texasindy within minutes. No surprise then that he'd also delete an *ENTIRE* goldmine thread, a staple of the forum, because the last couple pages were concerned with more fake IMs from texasindy.
He deleted a thread where I posted an IM from the fake Texasindy within minutes. No surprise then that he'd also delete an *ENTIRE* goldmine thread, a staple of the forum, because the last couple pages were concerned with more fake IMs from texasindy.
Oh yes. Those had been deleted originally.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 02, 2007, 01:24:57 AM
Straha actually gets a good one!
Giuliani is a hack and is faker than Anna Nicole Smith's breasts ever were.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Michael Z on September 02, 2007, 02:44:46 AM
Doesn't this just turn your stomach?
()
Deep fried Twinkies are just the nastiest looking things.
Why do u hate freedom? I guess you never had funnel cake either.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Speed of Sound on September 03, 2007, 09:13:30 AM
On the governors race, I don't care who runs any state. The only things I care about are if it's possible that they can win a future senate race and if they can do good for branding for the party.
I'm sure the people of Louisiana share your sole interest in "winning" one for the Democratic Party. Almost as good as football! Except instead of football, it's addressing major issues in a state ravaged by death and destruction. Game on!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 03, 2007, 09:14:11 AM
Doesn't this just turn your stomach?
()
Deep fried Twinkies are just the nastiest looking things.
Why do u hate freedom? I guess you never had funnel cake either.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 03, 2007, 11:21:07 AM
Ha, I saw my parents yesterday and my mom had just visited the state fair and I asked her if she had seen any of those. She said yes.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Jaggerjack on September 03, 2007, 03:02:44 PM
He Is Gporter & He is Running For President
CENTERVILLE, IOWA -- According to a new poll conducted by J. Engle Research of Centerville, Iowa, Republican Party candidate gporter leads all of his rivals for the 2007 Atlasian presidential nomination.
In a poll conducted September 3rd-August 31st, 2007, J. Engle Research surveyed 850 likely voters and 115 unlikely ones regarding their preferences. The results were as follows:
gporter (R) 50%
kljackson (D) 44%
gporter (R) 48%
Lyod Benstien (D) 46%
gporter (R) 61%
Mike "Floydbuster" Naso (D) 41%
This is especially impressive in light of Mr. gporter's low name recognition. When asked, 45% of survey respondents indicated familarity with Mr. gporter, 40% were not familiar, and 15% were familiar but wished they were a lot more familiar, if you know what J. Engle Research means.
But not all news is rosy for Mr. gporter Poll results also indicated mixed opinions on banning gays and lesbins, bringing God back to America, and giving a good and fair police to people. But a full 72% of voters indicated that they hated guy people, but would pray for them, a central point of Mr. gporter's platform.
Much of gporter's support comes from his excellent performance among the GOP base, a full 86% of which indicated they approved of him. Said Susan Berkowitz of High Point, N.C., "I am a Republican i Vote Republican And that Makes it Real."
CENTERVILLE, IOWA -- According to a new poll conducted by J. Engle Research of Centerville, Iowa, Republican Party candidate gporter leads all of his rivals for the 2007 Atlasian presidential nomination.
In a poll conducted September 3rd-August 31st, 2007, J. Engle Research surveyed 850 likely voters and 115 unlikely ones regarding their preferences. The results were as follows:
gporter (R) 50%
kljackson (D) 44%
gporter (R) 48%
Lyod Benstien (D) 46%
gporter (R) 61%
Mike "Floydbuster" Naso (D) 41%
This is especially impressive in light of Mr. gporter's low name recognition. When asked, 45% of survey respondents indicated familarity with Mr. gporter, 40% were not familiar, and 15% were familiar but wished they were a lot more familiar, if you know what J. Engle Research means.
But not all news is rosy for Mr. gporter Poll results also indicated mixed opinions on banning gays and lesbins, bringing God back to America, and giving a good and fair police to people. But a full 72% of voters indicated that they hated guy people, but would pray for them, a central point of Mr. gporter's platform.
Much of gporter's support comes from his excellent performance among the GOP base, a full 86% of which indicated they approved of him. Said Susan Berkowitz of High Point, N.C., "I am a Republican i Vote Republican And that Makes it Real."
CUH-LASSIC!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: KEmperor on September 03, 2007, 03:32:43 PM
Very amusing Alcon.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: KEmperor on September 03, 2007, 05:55:22 PM
District 3 Senator:
[ ] afleitch (I-WI)
[X] PBrunsel (R-IA)
[ ] afleitch (I-WI)
[X] PBrunsel (R-IA)
I want to thank you guys for the fun fantasy atlasia game...but after three years on the atlas fantasy election game board, I am leaving. I look forward to continue posting on the other board discussions here on the Atlas Forum, however.
Buckeye Mike
Buckeye Mike
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 04, 2007, 10:04:15 AM
I can't remember. hahaha
Admit it, you just don't want to give us any indication of how old you are. :)
Yes MODU, please tell us when you first listened to FDR's fireside chats! :)
Actually, my guess would be the Lincoln/Douglas debates.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on September 04, 2007, 06:32:29 PM
For your third and final question. Yes, I believe that we will be endorsed by the republican party. We now lead the other republican hopefuls by decent margins. I believe that our closest competitor is kljackson, but we lead him by six points in the recent poll. So, I believe that we will be endorsed by the republican party. Thank you.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on September 04, 2007, 06:35:27 PM
this question,too, is only for mr. Porter of Tennessee.
What should be the national sport of atlasia and why? Your choices are croquet and tag.
Also, What do you think of your chances of winning?
Edit: Also, do you think you will be endorsed by a party?
What should be the national sport of atlasia and why? Your choices are croquet and tag.
Also, What do you think of your chances of winning?
Edit: Also, do you think you will be endorsed by a party?
For your first question, I believe that all of the sports now played in Atlasia should be played. WE should not pick one and drop the others. This way it gives everyone a choice on which game to play or which sporting event to attend.
For your second question. I think that our tickets chances of winning are reasonably good. I believe that if we fight hard, that we will be seen as the strongest ticket politically and that the people of Atlasia will support us.
For your third and final question. Yes, I believe that we will be endorsed by the republican party. We now lead the other republican hopefuls by decent margins. I believe that our closest competitor is kljackson, but we lead him by six points in the recent poll. So, I believe that we will be endorsed by the republican party. Thank you.
If kljackson were to win the republican nomination, would you support him, or would you support Lyod Benstein or Mairo Cumo instead?
I may not support kljackson for the presidency, if he were to win the nomination. I would be forced in that case to either support someone else or not vote at all. I have a personal reason for not supporting kljackson. And no just because I would not support kljackson, does not mean that I would support Lloyd Bentsen or Mario Cuomo. Thank you.
The whole thread is just Comedy Goldmine material.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on September 05, 2007, 02:18:32 AM
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RALPH NADER FOR OMNIPOTENT RULER OF THE UNIVERSE '08
RALPH NADER FOR OMNIPOTENT RULER OF THE UNIVERSE '08
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Small Business Owner of Any Repute on September 05, 2007, 12:00:13 PM
You were watching the Jerry Lewis telethon?
A bit yeah. You don't realize...Martin and Lewis were my childhood idols. My father put on an old Jerry Lewis movie on when I was 6 years old...and I became a Martin and Lewis junkie while other kids my age were watching "Power Rangers". I mailed letters to Jerry and recieved back buttons and stickers, and I saw him live in concert for "Damn Yankees" in January 1997. That led to me wanting to be an actor, so I joined Barbizon, Stone modeling agency in 1998, won in a competition in November 1998, went to another agency in 1999, a modeling competition in Florida in June 1999, and then finally auditioned for the Anthony Hopkins' movie "Hearts in Atlantis" in 2000.
By 2000 and 2001, I let go of my modeling and acting "career" in change for other hobbies including politics, and weather.
Dude is gayer than I am, and last I checked, I'm pretty damn gay.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 05, 2007, 04:33:15 PM
Obviously we should be encouraging people to run around calling people "fags". Those goddamn leftists.
Yes, a very demeaning word. Describing people as tobacco products should not be done in today's modern society.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on September 05, 2007, 05:46:10 PM
You were watching the Jerry Lewis telethon?
A bit yeah. You don't realize...Martin and Lewis were my childhood idols. My father put on an old Jerry Lewis movie on when I was 6 years old...and I became a Martin and Lewis junkie while other kids my age were watching "Power Rangers". I mailed letters to Jerry and recieved back buttons and stickers, and I saw him live in concert for "Damn Yankees" in January 1997. That led to me wanting to be an actor, so I joined Barbizon, Stone modeling agency in 1998, won in a competition in November 1998, went to another agency in 1999, a modeling competition in Florida in June 1999, and then finally auditioned for the Anthony Hopkins' movie "Hearts in Atlantis" in 2000.
By 2000 and 2001, I let go of my modeling and acting "career" in change for other hobbies including politics, and weather.
Dude is gayer than I am, and last I checked, I'm pretty damn gay.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 05, 2007, 08:13:21 PM
Here's another "WTF is Mike Naso raving about?" addition:
I would hope that people "outside of the Left Coast and New England" realize how crude, offensive, and classless it is to slur someone with the word "fag."
People have to realize the way people in middle America think. While the lead up to the War in Iraq was underway...a song called "Have You Forgotten?" was on the charts. It included lyrics about 9/11 and words such as "Have you forgotten...how it felt that day...to have our homeland under fire and our people blown away?" .... You would think lyrics like that would be risky? Get this...It was #1 for months on the country charts in the Spring of 2003. That's the mentality. Dixie Chicks bash the President and War and get boycotted off many Southern radio stations....that's the mentality. That's why George Bush swept the heartland. That's why Gay Marriage got shot down. The middle America and Southern American roots are not going to fall for liberalism.
I just spoke to my father on the phone and told him CNN said Jerry dropped "The F-Bomb" and my father yelled, "THAT'S NOT THE F-BOMB" LOL...when will these liberals understand the way the majority of middle Americans think outside of the Left Coast and New England?
I would hope that people "outside of the Left Coast and New England" realize how crude, offensive, and classless it is to slur someone with the word "fag."
People have to realize the way people in middle America think. While the lead up to the War in Iraq was underway...a song called "Have You Forgotten?" was on the charts. It included lyrics about 9/11 and words such as "Have you forgotten...how it felt that day...to have our homeland under fire and our people blown away?" .... You would think lyrics like that would be risky? Get this...It was #1 for months on the country charts in the Spring of 2003. That's the mentality. Dixie Chicks bash the President and War and get boycotted off many Southern radio stations....that's the mentality. That's why George Bush swept the heartland. That's why Gay Marriage got shot down. The middle America and Southern American roots are not going to fall for liberalism.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 05, 2007, 08:28:59 PM
Naso's posts are all comedy goldmine material
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on September 05, 2007, 08:47:33 PM
The question I have is this: the song Naso references is insanely patriotic; how in the world is it risky? A risky song is one that addresses things that people don't want to talk about, not one that is all "rah rah America".
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: King on September 05, 2007, 10:47:53 PM
The question I have is this: the song Naso references is insanely patriotic; how in the world is it risky? A risky song is one that addresses things that people don't want to talk about, not one that is all "rah rah America".
According to Naso, Bill O'Reilly is a moderate liberal SOB.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Rob on September 06, 2007, 12:20:06 AM
this guy is hilarious:
Iraq is not lost. The surge is working. The Anbar province, once one of the worst places in Iraq, is now one of the safest. Iraq can still be won. We're not where we need to be, but we're definitely farther along than we were in May, 2003 when "Mission Accomplished" was declared and not just in the calendar, either. Anbar is just one of a number of examples. Fallujah is not as bad as it was. Baghdad is even slowly starting to calm down. McCain is right, the surge is working. Petraeus is going to bring back a positive report, saying that we're doing good, we just need to keep it up. Heck, even Bush is talking about possibly drawing down the troops within the next year pending the September surge report.
I know I'm talking from the vast minority, but thats fine with me. I like Bush. He is NOT a bad president. I actually think history will judge him to be one of our better presidents. Definitely not the best, but not anywhere near the bottom. Yes, my view of him has gotten drastically better in the past year where I thought he was one of the worst. I still think Reagan was a better president in recent times, but Bush Jr was definitely better than his father or Nixon or Ford.
I know I'm talking from the vast minority, but thats fine with me. I like Bush. He is NOT a bad president. I actually think history will judge him to be one of our better presidents. Definitely not the best, but not anywhere near the bottom. Yes, my view of him has gotten drastically better in the past year where I thought he was one of the worst. I still think Reagan was a better president in recent times, but Bush Jr was definitely better than his father or Nixon or Ford.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on September 06, 2007, 12:51:49 AM
I count three who confessed to voting "Yes"... Who's the fourth?
Plz stop with personal attacks on me in DAVE LEIP's thread at that. As far as I'm concerned calling someone a spammer(if they're not a spambot)/troller should rank with other bans on personal attacks if that rule is intended to mean anything. If its permitted to accuse people of spamming/trolling but not other personal attacks people will just move to THAT and nothing will change.
Edi for clarity
Edi for clarity
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on September 06, 2007, 01:31:26 AM
Naso, you'd better be back, you're one of my best friends here.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: opebo on September 06, 2007, 03:06:16 AM
...I do not like the gay lifestyle...The best way to get people out of it, from what I believe, is by loving them and befriending them and making them feel like a human being instead of useless piece of fag trash like some fundamentalists treat them as. My support of civil unions is based on that, I don't want them to feel any less of a human being. I want them to feel like they are important to society in hopes that I may show them or someone else may show them what the Godly joys of a heterosexual relationship can be (morally, of course).
Italics funny, but the bold is even better! 'Let me show you the goddly joys..' <wink wink, nudge nudge>.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: CPT MikeyMike on September 06, 2007, 08:53:09 AM
tonight the orioles are making the devil rays look good!
Maybe because they are?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 06, 2007, 11:06:55 AM
opebo nails another one!
What Men Want from a Woman
- sexual intercourse
- blow jobs
- anal sex
- slim
- hot body
- willing to go without protection
- respect
- nicelyshaped ass
- nicely shaped breasts
- physical attractiveness
- good disposition
- we want to keep our independence absolutely
What Men Don't Want from a Woman
- fat
- frigid
- unwilling to go down
- won't swallow
- unattractive
- feeling of being confined
- disrespect
- inorgasmic
- commitment
- alien-like features
- god-awful personality
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: ?????????? on September 06, 2007, 11:58:25 AM
tonight the orioles are making the devil rays look good!
Maybe because they are?
I guess the truth can be somewhat humorous.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on September 06, 2007, 06:43:34 PM
What is really funny is that I can read Straha's posts, but not the very first post in this thread. ;)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 06, 2007, 11:28:52 PM
Click on it to read it in context:
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 07, 2007, 05:41:57 PM
Any of Inks' posts on abortion fit in this thread.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Michael Z on September 07, 2007, 06:42:13 PM
On the GOP:
He won't. God hates fags, remember?
Christ help that party.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: phk on September 08, 2007, 04:39:51 AM
It'd be more interesting to compare a quote from Red Opebo to one from Blue Opebo.
Yeah, I remember blue opebo once claiming that only Republicans have principles.
That's precisely why I'm a Democrat now.
...because you don't have/want principles?
Well, I find that 'principles' usually imply a belief in objective morality, which is the prelude to intolerance, as well as abdication of reason.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on September 08, 2007, 09:40:36 AM
Godzilla is clearly the choice for anyone who wants traditional moral values in a leader. I mean, just look at the other options. Opebo spends tons of time screwing hookers, and that damn gorilla can't keep his hands off our white women! Godzilla on the other hand has displayed no interest in women... wait... crap, that means he's probably gay.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 08, 2007, 10:14:07 AM
Godzilla is clearly the choice for anyone who wants traditional moral values in a leader. I mean, just look at the other options. Opebo spends tons of time screwing hookers, and that damn gorilla can't keep his hands off our white women! Godzilla on the other hand has displayed no interest in women... wait... crap, that means he's probably gay.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on September 08, 2007, 03:56:28 PM
Off Wikipedia...
Emo may also describe emo music or a general emotional state (as in to "feel emo"). It is also (sometimes pejoratively) used to identify someone who fits a particular emo stereotype or category or someone who is overly-emotional.
Both TommyC and Gporter fit this defination.
Emo may also describe emo music or a general emotional state (as in to "feel emo"). It is also (sometimes pejoratively) used to identify someone who fits a particular emo stereotype or category or someone who is overly-emotional.
Both TommyC and Gporter fit this defination.
Stop saying mean things about me. Please. That's not nice. I hate people who are mean. Don't separate me please. I don't want to be catorgorized. I HATE BEING CALLED A DRAMA QUEEN. IT OFFENDS ME.
I don't think that Tommy is quite aware of the irony here.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: CPT MikeyMike on September 08, 2007, 04:06:44 PM
Off Wikipedia...
Emo may also describe emo music or a general emotional state (as in to "feel emo"). It is also (sometimes pejoratively) used to identify someone who fits a particular emo stereotype or category or someone who is overly-emotional.
Both TommyC and Gporter fit this defination.
Emo may also describe emo music or a general emotional state (as in to "feel emo"). It is also (sometimes pejoratively) used to identify someone who fits a particular emo stereotype or category or someone who is overly-emotional.
Both TommyC and Gporter fit this defination.
Stop saying mean things about me. Please. That's not nice. I hate people who are mean. Don't separate me please. I don't want to be catorgorized. I HATE BEING CALLED A DRAMA QUEEN. IT OFFENDS ME.
I don't think that Tommy is quite aware of the irony here.
Damn it, you bet me to this!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Lief 🗽 on September 08, 2007, 04:06:49 PM
The Republican Party never ceases to amaze me. In the running for their nomination, they have well polished governor's and senators with substantive platforms, high potential, and the experience to make things happen. Yet, who are they so enamored with? A socially liberal ex-mayor, a senile old man, an ex-governor who can't make up his mind, and (most recently), the guy from Law and Order. Christ help that party.
We have another party that is rooting for the death of American soldiers and hoping for an American defeat in order to get elected.
Yeah, but nobody takes the Constitution Party seriously anyway.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gustaf on September 09, 2007, 03:29:48 AM
Off Wikipedia...
Emo may also describe emo music or a general emotional state (as in to "feel emo"). It is also (sometimes pejoratively) used to identify someone who fits a particular emo stereotype or category or someone who is overly-emotional.
Both TommyC and Gporter fit this defination.
Emo may also describe emo music or a general emotional state (as in to "feel emo"). It is also (sometimes pejoratively) used to identify someone who fits a particular emo stereotype or category or someone who is overly-emotional.
Both TommyC and Gporter fit this defination.
Stop saying mean things about me. Please. That's not nice. I hate people who are mean. Don't separate me please. I don't want to be catorgorized. I HATE BEING CALLED A DRAMA QUEEN. IT OFFENDS ME.
I don't think that Tommy is quite aware of the irony here.
That is a troll post if I've ever seen one.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 09, 2007, 08:42:53 AM
Its still funny.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Lief 🗽 on September 09, 2007, 02:23:30 PM
I lol'd.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: minionofmidas on September 09, 2007, 02:40:30 PM
The really amazing thing is that Joe hasn't lost out on any relevant information.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on September 09, 2007, 02:42:48 PM
The really amazing thing is that Joe hasn't lost out on any relevant information.
Why is that so amazing?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on September 09, 2007, 02:51:39 PM
The really amazing thing is that Joe hasn't lost out on any relevant information.
Why is that so amazing?
Because it's slanging match between BRTD and Straha.. imagine a slanging match between BRTD and Straha.. and there's no relevant information.. at all, I mean AT ALL! Come on, how likely is that....
Oh wait, yeah. Scrap that.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: minionofmidas on September 09, 2007, 02:56:54 PM
The really amazing thing is that Joe hasn't lost out on any relevant information.
Why is that so amazing?
Because it's slanging match between BRTD and Straha.. imagine a slanging match between BRTD and Straha.. and there's no relevant information.. at all, I mean AT ALL! Come on, how likely is that....
Oh wait, yeah. Scrap that.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on September 09, 2007, 03:51:19 PM
The MPAA is truly awful. Not to mention particularly useless. Anyone under seventeen can just buy tickets to a different movie under 'R' and then walk into any theater they please. But, really, what do you expect with a system that rates a movie 'R' for three f-words but then gives a movie like Red Dawn a PG-13 rating (which, incidentally, was the first movie ever to be rated PG-13)?
Thankfully, my parents never gave a sh**t about these ratings. I remember them asking me if I wanted to see Air Force One when it came out ten years ago. Thankfully, I think I decline their offer.
Thankfully, my parents never gave a sh**t about these ratings. I remember them asking me if I wanted to see Air Force One when it came out ten years ago. Thankfully, I think I decline their offer.
My parents let me watch The Full Monty when I was 6. And they say you can't make someone a heterosexual.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 09, 2007, 05:01:26 PM
Click to see it in context:
Cindy Sheehan? I thought she was going to run against Pelosi.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 09, 2007, 05:16:01 PM
*facepalm*
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on September 10, 2007, 02:51:09 PM
Huckabee dropped quite a bit in my estimation - he showed himself to either be a fool or hack.
What exactly did you expect from a guy who thinks humans coexisted with dinosaurs?
Such a good scientist is hard to find these days.
The sad thing is that you're serious.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Lief 🗽 on September 11, 2007, 07:28:34 PM
I doubt we'll ever have an openly gay president.
100 years ago, nobody would have thought we'd be this close to having an openly black or an openly female president.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on September 12, 2007, 12:42:45 AM
I doubt we'll ever have an openly gay president.
100 years ago, nobody would have thought we'd be this close to having an openly black or an openly female president.
Given the one drop of blood rule and all that, openly black I can understand, but openly female?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on September 12, 2007, 12:49:04 AM
I doubt we'll ever have an openly gay president.
100 years ago, nobody would have thought we'd be this close to having an openly black or an openly female president.
Given the one drop of blood rule and all that, openly black I can understand, but openly female?
I was just being silly. :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Bacon King on September 12, 2007, 06:05:39 AM
hilarious in context.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: ilikeverin on September 12, 2007, 06:18:27 PM
"You're sex:" ?!
um, okay, so are you.
um, okay, so are you.
The whole thread is amusing, but for some reason this made me actually-lol.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on September 12, 2007, 06:28:29 PM
I doubt we'll ever have an openly gay president.
100 years ago, nobody would have thought we'd be this close to having an openly black or an openly female president.
Given the one drop of blood rule and all that, openly black I can understand, but openly female?
Perhaps America will soon get a new Queen Hatshepsut...?
Btw, Lol@Gabu... for that monkey image, it literally made me laugh out loud.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Bacon King on September 12, 2007, 07:10:30 PM
funny in the sense of "why the hell did he just post a county map of Texas?":
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It's right here on this site, you know.
As you can see, Kinky failed to win a single county.
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could someone please post a map of the 2006 election results by counties.
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It's right here on this site, you know.
As you can see, Kinky failed to win a single county.
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Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Rob on September 12, 2007, 07:15:54 PM
I wouldn't expect anything else from someone who posts on Stormfront (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4591527#post4591527)...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bullmoose88 on September 12, 2007, 07:23:55 PM
I wouldn't expect anything else from someone who posts on Stormfront (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4591527#post4591527)...
Holy shit
You know...I'm not completely surprised. Although of course, just because the screennames are the same, doesn't necessarily prove anything.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 12, 2007, 07:24:44 PM
Why not?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on September 12, 2007, 07:26:01 PM
Given that we have two people named "MarkWarner08" just right here on this forum, it's not a complete guarantee that those two are the same person just because their names are the same.
Then again, how many people do you know who actually support Lou Dobbs? :P
Then again, how many people do you know who actually support Lou Dobbs? :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bullmoose88 on September 12, 2007, 07:27:07 PM
Someone else could, in theory, choose the same screenname, either by pure coincidence or for more nefarious reasons
Gabu's point is quite valid...re: lou dobbs
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 12, 2007, 07:28:04 PM
LouDobbs08 is the only one so Gabu is rigt
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on September 12, 2007, 07:41:19 PM
Someone else could, in theory, choose the same screenname, either by pure coincidence or for more nefarious reasons
Gabu's point is quite valid...re: lou dobbs
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 12, 2007, 07:42:17 PM
Anyone who is a white nationalist is automatically a troll.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on September 12, 2007, 07:45:34 PM
Anyone who is a white nationalist is automatically a troll.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bullmoose88 on September 12, 2007, 07:47:34 PM
Someone else could, in theory, choose the same screenname, either by pure coincidence or for more nefarious reasons
Gabu's point is quite valid...re: lou dobbs
Err, you're missing the point.
Its highly unlikely that it is anyone else; however, its not outside the realm of possibilities that someone who knows how he posts here would create a "loudobbs08" over there and post similar stuff.
Like I said, highly unlikely, but not impossible.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 12, 2007, 07:47:43 PM
Anyone who is a white nationalist is automatically a troll.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on September 12, 2007, 07:50:10 PM
Anyone who is a white nationalist is automatically a troll.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bgwah on September 12, 2007, 07:50:48 PM
Someone else could, in theory, choose the same screenname, either by pure coincidence or for more nefarious reasons
Gabu's point is quite valid...re: lou dobbs
Err, you're missing the point.
Its highly unlikely that it is anyone else; however, its not outside the realm of possibilities that someone who knows how he posts here would create a "loudobbs08" over there and post similar stuff.
Like I said, highly unlikely, but not impossible.
I've confirmed it's him. He links to another forum where he posts under the name Robert Stark. As you can see his original name here is Robert Stark, and there pretty much is no chance that there is more than one person who goes by Robert Stark & LouDobbs08 (and sounds exactly like him).
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bullmoose88 on September 12, 2007, 07:53:10 PM
Someone else could, in theory, choose the same screenname, either by pure coincidence or for more nefarious reasons
Gabu's point is quite valid...re: lou dobbs
Err, you're missing the point.
Its highly unlikely that it is anyone else; however, its not outside the realm of possibilities that someone who knows how he posts here would create a "loudobbs08" over there and post similar stuff.
Like I said, highly unlikely, but not impossible.
I've confirmed it's him. He links to another forum where he posts under the name Robert Stark. As you can see his original name here is Robert Stark, and there pretty much is no chance that there is more than one person who goes by Robert Stark & LouDobbs08 (and sounds exactly like him).
I think you've reduced the likelihood of impersonation to such an minute number that we can say its him with confidence.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Colin on September 12, 2007, 07:58:28 PM
That's disgusting. I have to agree completely with Porce that white nationalists, aryan nation people, and neo-Nazis have no place on this forum.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on September 12, 2007, 08:19:00 PM
I welcome the Aryans, white nationalists, and neo-Nazis to the forum and applaud their exercise of the right to freedom of speech. It is easy to agree with freedom of speech until you find an ideology you disagree with.
I support freedom of speech. The guy's a troll, though, and Atlas Forum doesn't need a reputation as being an Aryan nation haven.
But if he's a white nationalist, he ought to be open about it, to get the full hatred and derision he deserves. (Though a quick overview of his posts on here, most of which are obsessed with immigration amnesty, confirms a closet racist ideology)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bgwah on September 12, 2007, 08:23:23 PM
I welcome the Aryans, white nationalists, and neo-Nazis to the forum and applaud their exercise of the right to freedom of speech. It is easy to agree with freedom of speech until you find an ideology you disagree with.
This is a private forum. Dave can silence whoever he wants. There is no freedom of speech here.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: King on September 12, 2007, 08:45:07 PM
I don't think LouDobbs08 should be banned for being a Neo-Nazi. As long as he doesn't attack other members because of his ideology, then he should be allowed to hold his viewpoints.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 12, 2007, 08:45:45 PM
I don't think LouDobbs08 should be banned for being a Neo-Nazi. As long as he doesn't attack other members because of his ideology, then he should be allowed to hold his viewpoints. All you have to do is just think of him as Bandit from a different part of the spectrum.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: MODU on September 12, 2007, 10:23:21 PM
I don't believe he's said anything racist on this site yet.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: ?????????? on September 13, 2007, 12:56:34 AM
I don't think LouDobbs08 should be banned for being a Neo-Nazi. As long as he doesn't attack other members because of his ideology, then he should be allowed to hold his viewpoints.
I welcome the Aryans, white nationalists, and neo-Nazis to the forum and applaud their exercise of the right to freedom of speech. It is easy to agree with freedom of speech until you find an ideology you disagree with.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on September 13, 2007, 01:04:17 AM
I don't think LouDobbs08 should be banned for being a Neo-Nazi. As long as he doesn't attack other members because of his ideology, then he should be allowed to hold his viewpoints.
I welcome the Aryans, white nationalists, and neo-Nazis to the forum and applaud their exercise of the right to freedom of speech. It is easy to agree with freedom of speech until you find an ideology you disagree with.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Oh, States, you know you're a Nazi at heart. ;)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on September 13, 2007, 02:56:43 AM
Smells like fried human meat justice!
Nothing like an execution to stop violent criminals. I hear Texas' crime rates are so low that a gay man can walk naked through a rural farming community and be completely unhurt!
Nothing like an execution to stop violent criminals. I hear Texas' crime rates are so low that a gay man can walk naked through a rural farming community and be completely unhurt!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on September 13, 2007, 04:28:27 AM
I wouldn't expect anything else from someone who posts on Stormfront (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4591527#post4591527)...
Holy shit
Not really a big surprise if you read his posts.. (Amnesty, The Rockefellers, Bohemian Grove and The CFR seem to be curious obsessions with him. And of course Paul\Russo.)
Well I would like to second what Ebowed and Wixted said though I don't think he has done anything worthy of banning and we should encourage his right to spread and discuss his opinions. (Though if he posts at Stormfront then he knows how much he would be owned if he actually expressed his full views here..)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on September 13, 2007, 06:32:34 PM
I'm getting really tired of all the strawman/misinterpretation Biblical arguments used on this forum.
You're discussing politics on the internet, what'd you expect?
(The following message is my own beliefs, not a message toward you Queen Mum.)
I don't know who that was - I've never noticed him before, but apparently he doesn't know that the Queen Mum is a fantasy politics inside joke.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Colin on September 13, 2007, 08:09:18 PM
I wouldn't expect anything else from someone who posts on Stormfront (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4591527#post4591527)...
Holy shit
Not really a big surprise if you read his posts.. (Amnesty, The Rockefellers, Bohemian Grove and The CFR seem to be curious obsessions with him. And of course Paul\Russo.)
Well I would like to second what Ebowed and Wixted said though I don't think he has done anything worthy of banning and we should encourage his right to spread and discuss his opinions. (Though if he posts at Stormfront then he knows how much he would be owned if he actually expressed his full views here..)
He hasn't done anything banable here but I hope that any such banning would be done quickly if people were to start spouting neo-Nazi and white supremacist rhetoric.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on September 13, 2007, 09:27:55 PM
I know he doesn't care much for the Mexicans but I must say I'm shocked if he is actually a neo-nazi.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Јas on September 14, 2007, 12:04:13 PM
BRTD reaches new heights in displaying his debating prowess:
blah blah blah. Shut up. Alcohol is great and needs to be deregulated.
ANHEUSER-BUSCH ($37,000): Alcohol kills 100,000 people every year. Over 12 million Americans are addicted to it. Yet the Administration has done almost nothing to raise awareness of the dangers of alcohol abuse. Maybe that's because alcohol industry PACs are among the biggest spenders in Washington, giving out $2.3 million in 1997-1998 alone, more than the gun lobby.
blah blah blah. Shut up. Alcohol is great and needs to be deregulated.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: minionofmidas on September 14, 2007, 12:18:59 PM
I wouldn't expect anything else from someone who posts on Stormfront (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4591527#post4591527)...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 14, 2007, 12:26:31 PM
LouDobbs08/Robert Stark
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on September 14, 2007, 04:37:46 PM
I think it's even funnier out of context:
A++++++++++++++++++++++++++ WOULD VOTE FOR AGAIN!!!!1
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on September 14, 2007, 11:23:33 PM
I don't think LouDobbs08 should be banned for being a Neo-Nazi. As long as he doesn't attack other members because of his ideology, then he should be allowed to hold his viewpoints.
I welcome the Aryans, white nationalists, and neo-Nazis to the forum and applaud their exercise of the right to freedom of speech. It is easy to agree with freedom of speech until you find an ideology you disagree with.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Not surprising, but this guy has even done something to piss you off! He implied that the South is supportive of bestiality. Maybe you should send some of your slaves to go after this guy, eh, States?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sam Spade on September 14, 2007, 11:25:01 PM
Wanting to censor a poster because he posts on another forum (or because of what he posts on another forum) goes beyond the pale. Banning people for what they post on this site is all that really matters.
But then again, that never really counted with Jesus, et al.
But then again, that never really counted with Jesus, et al.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on September 14, 2007, 11:26:12 PM
Wanting to censor a poster because he posts on another forum (or because of what he posts on another forum) goes beyond the pale. Banning people for what they post on this site is all that really matters.
No one's calling for a ban.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sam Spade on September 14, 2007, 11:28:19 PM
Wanting to censor a poster because he posts on another forum (or because of what he posts on another forum) goes beyond the pale. Banning people for what they post on this site is all that really matters.
No one's calling for a ban.
I meant to insert the word "censor" where I put "ban", but I wasn't fast enough. :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bgwah on September 14, 2007, 11:40:07 PM
Wanting to censor a poster because he posts on another forum (or because of what he posts on another forum) goes beyond the pale. Banning people for what they post on this site is all that really matters.
No one's calling for a ban.
I meant to insert the word "censor" where I put "ban", but I wasn't fast enough. :P
I've been censored plenty of times. What are you talking about?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on September 15, 2007, 01:03:19 AM
I noticed everyone in this thred is a Dem. just pathetic.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on September 15, 2007, 02:35:12 AM
Wanting to censor a poster because he posts on another forum (or because of what he posts on another forum) goes beyond the pale. Banning people for what they post on this site is all that really matters.
But then again, that never really counted with Jesus, et al.
But then again, that never really counted with Jesus, et al.
calling himself Jesus is offessive to Christians.
Not normal ones who have a life.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Alcon on September 15, 2007, 10:34:17 AM
OK, enough, everyone. Change the topic.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on September 15, 2007, 10:36:14 AM
This new mine appears to have already exhausted its comedy seam.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 15, 2007, 12:36:43 PM
This entire thread needs to be put in the comedy goldmine.
Agreed. And just when you thought it couldn't get any funnier..
I noticed everyone in this thred is a Dem. just pathetic.
Not anymore!
LouDobbs08/LouDobbs08
I don't support people who referred to certain world leaders as "Zionist pawns" or believes that the CFR hate the United States and are trying to unify it under a one world goverment or launches attacks on "international bankers" especially focusing on, guess who?, the Rothschilds.
Disgusting.
David Icke - Was Hitler A Rothschild
http://www.scribd.com/doc/63663/David-Icke-Was-Hitler-A-Rothschild
Yes, he just cited DAVID ICKE as a source.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sam Spade on September 15, 2007, 12:38:12 PM
This entire thread needs to be put in the comedy goldmine.
Agreed. And just when you thought it couldn't get any funnier..
I noticed everyone in this thred is a Dem. just pathetic.
Not anymore!
LouDobbs08/LouDobbs08
I don't support people who referred to certain world leaders as "Zionist pawns" or believes that the CFR hate the United States and are trying to unify it under a one world goverment or launches attacks on "international bankers" especially focusing on, guess who?, the Rothschilds.
Disgusting.
David Icke - Was Hitler A Rothschild
http://www.scribd.com/doc/63663/David-Icke-Was-Hitler-A-Rothschild
Yes, he just cited DAVID ICKE as a source.
Citing David Icke is definitely comedy goldmine material.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 15, 2007, 12:43:24 PM
Ha, this guy keeps them coming. In the thread "Who will be the first non-white President?"
I should add Alan Keyes to the list.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on September 15, 2007, 02:43:58 PM
It had to be done...
I voted for Hitler too.
wow, what with all the neo-nazi's?
I vote for the one that didn't exterminate millions of people.
I voted for Hitler too.
wow, what with all the neo-nazi's?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on September 15, 2007, 09:01:23 PM
DU BIST EIN ALTE PUTZE!
Speak English or get out! Damned immigrants...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: KEmperor on September 15, 2007, 09:18:34 PM
I was amused:
That divergence is easy to get. Ok. Have both the Jay clause pout in the constitution(basically strips catholics of any rights) during the constitutional convention. By now, America is a place where Pat Robertson is mainstream.
Wait the Constitution strips Catholics of rights? idk that.
What if- there was no secular issues?
Wait the Constitution strips Catholics of rights? idk that.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on September 15, 2007, 09:52:00 PM
After a trip to the old fashioned candy area in the store...I "smoke" a bubble gum cigar...
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Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on September 15, 2007, 10:22:56 PM
After a trip to the old fashioned candy area in the store...I "smoke" a bubble gum cigar...
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This is Naso.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: King on September 15, 2007, 11:32:23 PM
Needs to work on that acne.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on September 16, 2007, 01:28:04 AM
SCREW You Commie Scum none of it is even racist. if anything its critcal of racist on their. why don't you be a man and confront a real racist!
Why haven't you put your two cents into that thread yet BRTD? It is pretty amazing stuff.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Robespierre's Jaw on September 16, 2007, 02:04:35 AM
After a trip to the old fashioned candy area in the store...I "smoke" a bubble gum cigar...
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This is Naso.
Trying to smoke crack with a bubblegum cigar. When will you learn Rick Astley?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on September 16, 2007, 03:52:16 AM
Anyway, I voted opebo/Paul, and I'll still stand by that.
we found the one person you'd vote for over Ron Paul.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on September 16, 2007, 04:38:35 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXZhoq6ip6U (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXZhoq6ip6U)
Better in Context..
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 16, 2007, 04:48:43 PM
Utah is racist so it wouldn't vote for me. However, even despite the extreme racism I'd get within a hair of winning Utah.
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Oh now your accusing the fine citezens of Utah of racism.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on September 16, 2007, 05:09:08 PM
Robert Stark.. the gift that keeps on giving.. Read in full...
Anyone still not convinced?
BACK BREAKING NEWS
September 15, 2007
As We Continue to Identify the Enemies
of the American Revolution in the 21st Century
and Annihilate Them
GREENSPAN FINGERS BUSH-CLINTON CRIME FAMILY IN SECRET GRAND JURY
By Tom Heneghan
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051024/051024_bernanke_hmed_11a.hmedium.jpg
Alan Greenspan, left, steps down Jan. 31 after more than 18 years in office, making way for Bernanke, center, a former Fed governor and current White House economic adviser. Bernanke was nominated by President Bush and is expected to win easy Senate confirmation next month.
Mark Wilson / Getty Images
It can now be reported that former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan has testified in a secret National Security Court in Virginia that both the Bush and Clinton Crime Syndicate misused the Federal Reserve system for their own personal financial and political gain.
Further, Greenspan now believes that the current Federal Reserve under Chairman Ben Bernanke is being threatened and blackmailed to lower interest rates, which would place the world banking system in chaos as monetary and currency inflation could reach chaotic levels.
Reference: Informed sources familiar with Bank of America and Bear Stearns allege that the Federal Reserve is on orders from Bushfraud to bail out Bank of America and the Bear Stearns Hedge Fund.
Note: The Northern Rock Bank of the United Kingdom has already collapsed because of the criminal money laundering of both Bank of America and Bear Stearns Hedge Fund.
Bush is actually using the Patriot Act to give the Federal Reserve command and control decisions on monetary policies.
http://media.gatewaync.com/wsj/photos/specialreports/attack/remember/bush1.jpg
Bush-Clinton Crime Family Dynasty
(WSJ photo)
Greenspan has testified in a Virginia National Security Court that both current occupant Bushfraud and his father, former President Bush, along with Bill and Hillary Clinton used the Federal Reserve to set up private offshore alleged national security proprietary accounts for the purpose of laundering narcotics profits from their noted America Global China-Iran/Contra-Mena, Arkansas piggy bank.
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/4/49/497/497614/Albright_858_1176434729.jpg
Madeleine Albright (Foto: CHIP EAST/REUTERS)
http://www.tnr.com/graphics2004.1/20070402/kiss.jpg
Representing the Bushes and Clintons in this Federal Reserve bucket shop operation were none other than Madeleine Albright i.e. Halfbright, on behalf of the Clintons and former CIA Director, member of the Iraq Study Group and current United States Secretary of Defense Robert Gates on behalf of the Bushes.
http://www.juventudrebelde.cu/UserFiles/Image/2006/noviembre/15/robert-y-bush.jpg
Robert Gates and Bushfraud
Item One: Greenspan has also presented evidence showing the misuse of Civitas Stonebridge LLC as a Bush-Clinton Crime Family money laundry for stolen U.S. Treasury and Federal Reserve financial instruments.
Item Two: Civitas Stonebridge LLC was the corporate entity that approved Bushfraud’s attempted sale of U.S. portal authority to Dubai Ports World in the United Arab Emirates.
It should also be reported that Mossad agent Sandy Berger, former Clinton National Security Adviser, who now works as an advisor to unelectable Hillary closet lesbian Rodenhurst Clinton not only stole 9/11 evidence out of the United States National Archives, but also took financial records and secret account numbers tied to the Bush-Clinton Crime Family.
9/11 AND HILLARY, BUSH, BERGER AND KARL ROVE
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=147509065&blogID=309796156
Stay tuned folks. We will soon post the Queen Melusina aka Hillary Rodenhurst Clinton’s secret offshore account in the Bahamas and the Bush Crime Family-Saddam Hussein-Queen of England’s secret Coots Bank account.
http://illuminati-news.com/graphics/BushSr-Clinton.jpg
former Presidents H.W. Bush and business partner Bill Clinton
http://www.markdroberts.com/images/bush-clinton-hillary-4.jpg
Bushfraud and business partner unelectable Hillary Clinton
How dare you, you conspiratorial tyrants and kings and notable queens!
P.S. Bushfraud has already used the Patriot Act to illegally fire U.S. Attorneys and hold back and stonewall the implementation of the Reagan-Mitterrand-Wanta Protocols.
P.P.S. The major U.S. network benefiting from this Federal Reserve crime spree on behalf of the Bushes and Clintons is none other than General Electric’s NBC, 202-885-4200.
http://www.kgam.com/images/Tim%20Russert.jpg
Tim Russert (NBC)
http://newsbusters.org/media/2006-11-07-MSNBCScarborough.jpg
http://www.exposetheleft.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/matthews-deedee-liberals.jpg
Tim Russert and current Republican MSNBC talk show hosts Joe Scarborough and Chris Matthews have benefited from financial insider trading tips from Greenspan’s Federal Reserve wife, NBC foreign policy correspondent Andrea Mitchell.
http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/05/09/greenspan_415x331.jpg
Andrea Mitchell and Alan Greenspan
One last note: The Federal Reserve crime spree also involves the Bush-Clinton Crime Family use of the offshore accounts to finance the Bush-Clinton True Colors assassination teams on American soil and worldwide, that targeted both John F. Kennedy Jr. and former Vice President, now duly elected, non-inaugurated President Albert Gore Jr.
September 15, 2007
As We Continue to Identify the Enemies
of the American Revolution in the 21st Century
and Annihilate Them
GREENSPAN FINGERS BUSH-CLINTON CRIME FAMILY IN SECRET GRAND JURY
By Tom Heneghan
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051024/051024_bernanke_hmed_11a.hmedium.jpg
Alan Greenspan, left, steps down Jan. 31 after more than 18 years in office, making way for Bernanke, center, a former Fed governor and current White House economic adviser. Bernanke was nominated by President Bush and is expected to win easy Senate confirmation next month.
Mark Wilson / Getty Images
It can now be reported that former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan has testified in a secret National Security Court in Virginia that both the Bush and Clinton Crime Syndicate misused the Federal Reserve system for their own personal financial and political gain.
Further, Greenspan now believes that the current Federal Reserve under Chairman Ben Bernanke is being threatened and blackmailed to lower interest rates, which would place the world banking system in chaos as monetary and currency inflation could reach chaotic levels.
Reference: Informed sources familiar with Bank of America and Bear Stearns allege that the Federal Reserve is on orders from Bushfraud to bail out Bank of America and the Bear Stearns Hedge Fund.
Note: The Northern Rock Bank of the United Kingdom has already collapsed because of the criminal money laundering of both Bank of America and Bear Stearns Hedge Fund.
Bush is actually using the Patriot Act to give the Federal Reserve command and control decisions on monetary policies.
http://media.gatewaync.com/wsj/photos/specialreports/attack/remember/bush1.jpg
Bush-Clinton Crime Family Dynasty
(WSJ photo)
Greenspan has testified in a Virginia National Security Court that both current occupant Bushfraud and his father, former President Bush, along with Bill and Hillary Clinton used the Federal Reserve to set up private offshore alleged national security proprietary accounts for the purpose of laundering narcotics profits from their noted America Global China-Iran/Contra-Mena, Arkansas piggy bank.
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/4/49/497/497614/Albright_858_1176434729.jpg
Madeleine Albright (Foto: CHIP EAST/REUTERS)
http://www.tnr.com/graphics2004.1/20070402/kiss.jpg
Representing the Bushes and Clintons in this Federal Reserve bucket shop operation were none other than Madeleine Albright i.e. Halfbright, on behalf of the Clintons and former CIA Director, member of the Iraq Study Group and current United States Secretary of Defense Robert Gates on behalf of the Bushes.
http://www.juventudrebelde.cu/UserFiles/Image/2006/noviembre/15/robert-y-bush.jpg
Robert Gates and Bushfraud
Item One: Greenspan has also presented evidence showing the misuse of Civitas Stonebridge LLC as a Bush-Clinton Crime Family money laundry for stolen U.S. Treasury and Federal Reserve financial instruments.
Item Two: Civitas Stonebridge LLC was the corporate entity that approved Bushfraud’s attempted sale of U.S. portal authority to Dubai Ports World in the United Arab Emirates.
It should also be reported that Mossad agent Sandy Berger, former Clinton National Security Adviser, who now works as an advisor to unelectable Hillary closet lesbian Rodenhurst Clinton not only stole 9/11 evidence out of the United States National Archives, but also took financial records and secret account numbers tied to the Bush-Clinton Crime Family.
9/11 AND HILLARY, BUSH, BERGER AND KARL ROVE
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=147509065&blogID=309796156
Stay tuned folks. We will soon post the Queen Melusina aka Hillary Rodenhurst Clinton’s secret offshore account in the Bahamas and the Bush Crime Family-Saddam Hussein-Queen of England’s secret Coots Bank account.
http://illuminati-news.com/graphics/BushSr-Clinton.jpg
former Presidents H.W. Bush and business partner Bill Clinton
http://www.markdroberts.com/images/bush-clinton-hillary-4.jpg
Bushfraud and business partner unelectable Hillary Clinton
How dare you, you conspiratorial tyrants and kings and notable queens!
P.S. Bushfraud has already used the Patriot Act to illegally fire U.S. Attorneys and hold back and stonewall the implementation of the Reagan-Mitterrand-Wanta Protocols.
P.P.S. The major U.S. network benefiting from this Federal Reserve crime spree on behalf of the Bushes and Clintons is none other than General Electric’s NBC, 202-885-4200.
http://www.kgam.com/images/Tim%20Russert.jpg
Tim Russert (NBC)
http://newsbusters.org/media/2006-11-07-MSNBCScarborough.jpg
http://www.exposetheleft.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/matthews-deedee-liberals.jpg
Tim Russert and current Republican MSNBC talk show hosts Joe Scarborough and Chris Matthews have benefited from financial insider trading tips from Greenspan’s Federal Reserve wife, NBC foreign policy correspondent Andrea Mitchell.
http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/05/09/greenspan_415x331.jpg
Andrea Mitchell and Alan Greenspan
One last note: The Federal Reserve crime spree also involves the Bush-Clinton Crime Family use of the offshore accounts to finance the Bush-Clinton True Colors assassination teams on American soil and worldwide, that targeted both John F. Kennedy Jr. and former Vice President, now duly elected, non-inaugurated President Albert Gore Jr.
Anyone still not convinced?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on September 16, 2007, 08:28:14 PM
Robert Stark is a funny fellow.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on September 16, 2007, 08:38:48 PM
Robert Stark is a funny fellow.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Reaganfan on September 16, 2007, 08:42:43 PM
Needs to work on that acne.
Actually, I have zero acne.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on September 16, 2007, 09:24:21 PM
Liberals always like to pretend their tolerant but than when they can't argue their point they use personal attacks.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on September 17, 2007, 06:28:29 AM
The latest classics from R. Stark, Stormfront Veteran:
(source (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4606996#post4606996))
(source; check out the hilarious thread title (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4605164#post4605164))
(source (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4602339#post4602339))
(source (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4591465#post4591465))
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As the British tried to do a hundred years ago, the black majority government is now trying to suppress the Afrikaner nation's culture - and in fact all traces of their history.
Public funding is being withdrawn from Afrikaner monuments, even though Afrikaners contribute more than their share to tax income. Millions are being spent on changing the names of towns, streets etc. while little is done to maintain infrastructure.
The new generation of Afrikaners had nothing to do with Apartheid, yet they are faced with a bleak future, suffering under racial discrimination in the form of affirmative action.
Although this excludes them from jobs and promotion beyond a certain level, it also stimulates entrepreneurship and innovative thinking.
The Afrikaner nation will rise again to take its place in the country their forefathers helped to build and develop.
Public funding is being withdrawn from Afrikaner monuments, even though Afrikaners contribute more than their share to tax income. Millions are being spent on changing the names of towns, streets etc. while little is done to maintain infrastructure.
The new generation of Afrikaners had nothing to do with Apartheid, yet they are faced with a bleak future, suffering under racial discrimination in the form of affirmative action.
Although this excludes them from jobs and promotion beyond a certain level, it also stimulates entrepreneurship and innovative thinking.
The Afrikaner nation will rise again to take its place in the country their forefathers helped to build and develop.
(source (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4606996#post4606996))
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I'm not even a WN but I was blacklisted on some other forum just for posting here.
(source; check out the hilarious thread title (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4605164#post4605164))
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I don't believe being white makes one any more American, but I do believe that Anglo-Saxon culture was the foundation of this country.
(source (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4602339#post4602339))
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(Re: Is there hope for California?)
LA: third world cesspool
Orange and San Diego: Nice but overdeveloped and in close proximity to hostile terretories(between LA and Mexico)
Central Valley: becoming majority latino
Central Coast: Awsome scenery, seperated from the other regions by geography(between mountains and sea). fairly expensive with latino farm towns like Salinas and Soledad. San Louis Obispo area is nice.
SF Bay Area: lots a leftist. Silicon valley mosly Asian, east bay largely non-white as well, Marin is paradie and about 90% white but you pretty much have to be a multi-millionair to afford it.
Sierra's: still largely white, only area with growing white population, awsome scenery, but nere central valley are whcih has cesspools like Fresno.
The North: Awsome scnery, 90% white, but lack of jobs.
LA: third world cesspool
Orange and San Diego: Nice but overdeveloped and in close proximity to hostile terretories(between LA and Mexico)
Central Valley: becoming majority latino
Central Coast: Awsome scenery, seperated from the other regions by geography(between mountains and sea). fairly expensive with latino farm towns like Salinas and Soledad. San Louis Obispo area is nice.
SF Bay Area: lots a leftist. Silicon valley mosly Asian, east bay largely non-white as well, Marin is paradie and about 90% white but you pretty much have to be a multi-millionair to afford it.
Sierra's: still largely white, only area with growing white population, awsome scenery, but nere central valley are whcih has cesspools like Fresno.
The North: Awsome scnery, 90% white, but lack of jobs.
(source (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4591465#post4591465))
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: YRABNNRM on September 17, 2007, 09:08:04 AM
Robert Stark is a funny fellow.
Given that Naso has publicly opposed interracial relationships because he doesn't "WANT TO SEE MY KIDS TO SEE THAT KIND OF SH*T", and that when asked what kind of "sh*t" he didn't want his kids to see, he then went on to describe a situation where a black guy knocked up a white girl and how that scenario is, I think it's safe to say that Naso is also racist.
Naso likes Condi Rice (SHE WON'T RUN!).
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: opebo on September 17, 2007, 11:53:57 AM
Robert Stark is a funny fellow.
Given that Naso has publicly opposed interracial relationships because he doesn't "WANT TO SEE MY KIDS TO SEE THAT KIND OF SH*T", and that when asked what kind of "sh*t" he didn't want his kids to see, he then went on to describe a situation where a black guy knocked up a white girl and how that scenario is, I think it's safe to say that Naso is also racist.
Naso likes Condi Rice (SHE WON'T RUN!).
I'm assuming you are offering that as evidence of his racism, Bloblaw.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Reaganfan on September 17, 2007, 12:40:40 PM
I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on September 17, 2007, 12:48:24 PM
I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.
Well if race shouldn't be an issue, why should gender?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Rob on September 17, 2007, 01:24:06 PM
Naso likes Condi Rice (SHE WON'T RUN!).
I'm assuming you are offering that as evidence of his racism, Bloblaw.
Well, she is just a New Age Sally Hemings (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4552241204719421053) :)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 17, 2007, 02:47:05 PM
It must be sad for Virginia Republicans to lose 3 US Senate seats in 2 years.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on September 17, 2007, 03:42:29 PM
I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.
That must be why you went out of your way to post a topic all on how you disapproved of interracial marriage, then.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 17, 2007, 04:27:30 PM
Pat Buchanan's not a racist. he selected the first Black Female VP. maybe your racist for not wanting a black woman in the white house.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on September 17, 2007, 06:20:29 PM
I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.
That must be why you went out of your way to post a topic all on how you disapproved of interracial marriage, then.
Maybe Naso had a change of heart. If he actually did, it should be celebrated. Only time will tell I suppose.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on September 17, 2007, 06:55:49 PM
It's the gift that keeps giving:
Paul's anti-war. Hillary only is for conviniance. if the war were popular she'd be pro-war. her advantage would be the establishment, but I think people are finally waking up, and don't want to see another illuminati in the White House.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Reaganfan on September 17, 2007, 11:06:17 PM
I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.
That must be why you went out of your way to post a topic all on how you disapproved of interracial marriage, then.
Maybe Naso had a change of heart. If he actually did, it should be celebrated. Only time will tell I suppose.
I know people who are interracially married with children and they are happily in love and married. I have nothing wrong with that. However, I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once...there is another term for this act that I'd rather not say....but needless to say, she ended up being a teenage girl with an interracial baby. That's not right. Love and marriage is one thing...teenage immature interracial dating is another.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Colin on September 17, 2007, 11:09:50 PM
I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once
Comedy gold right there. I would like to see how you can be a guy of a different gender.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: KEmperor on September 17, 2007, 11:54:10 PM
I know people who are interracially married with children and they are happily in love and married. I have nothing wrong with that. However, I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once...there is another term for this act that I'd rather not say....but needless to say, she ended up being a teenage girl with an interracial baby. That's not right. Love and marriage is one thing...teenage immature interracial dating is another.
What the...? You've got issues. An interracial baby is no different from an all-white baby. How is it bad for races to date each other?
I think the problem was that the guys were of different gender.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on September 18, 2007, 12:07:25 AM
According to the story I'm assuming the guys she had sex with were black and hispanic transexuals or maybe even some strange multi-sexual beings. ;)
Obviously Naso isn't ready to give up his crown to Robert Stark just yet.
Obviously Naso isn't ready to give up his crown to Robert Stark just yet.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on September 18, 2007, 12:52:52 AM
I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once
Comedy gold right there. I would like to see how you can be a guy of a different gender.
Seriously, it depends on how you define gender. (see third gender (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_gender))
If you consider persons of the same sex, but different sexual preferences to be different genders, then a girl could have sex with a hetero guy and a bi guy at the same time and thus make Naso's statement true. I doubt that's what he meant, but you get my point.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on September 18, 2007, 02:19:24 AM
I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once
Comedy gold right there. I would like to see how you can be a guy of a different gender.
Seriously, it depends on how you define gender. (see third gender (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_gender))
If you consider persons of the same sex, but different sexual preferences to be different genders, then a girl could have sex with a hetero guy and a bi guy at the same time and thus make Naso's statement true. I doubt that's what he meant, but you get my point.
Way to just kill the joke with logic, Ernest! :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: King on September 18, 2007, 09:48:24 PM
*CLEAR*
Do we have a pulse?
Do we have a pulse?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Platypus on September 19, 2007, 10:33:11 AM
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Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: MODU on September 19, 2007, 12:05:11 PM
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hahaha . . . very cute.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on September 19, 2007, 02:14:30 PM
Not great, but enough to get this thread out of immediate danger of dying. (Italics added.)
Even further politicizing the court is never dead.
But it is off the table for the near future.
Thanks brother Justice.
Brother justice...how quaint. I thought the RL court stopped using that language.
Whatever the Ralph Lauren court may do, brother justice, you will always be a brother to me. Brother.
Just curious, is that nonsense about interfering with the Court finally dead?
Even further politicizing the court is never dead.
But it is off the table for the near future.
Thanks brother Justice.
Brother justice...how quaint. I thought the RL court stopped using that language.
Whatever the Ralph Lauren court may do, brother justice, you will always be a brother to me. Brother.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Everett on September 19, 2007, 04:12:40 PM
I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.
That must be why you went out of your way to post a topic all on how you disapproved of interracial marriage, then.
Maybe Naso had a change of heart. If he actually did, it should be celebrated. Only time will tell I suppose.
I know people who are interracially married with children and they are happily in love and married. I have nothing wrong with that. However, I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once...there is another term for this act that I'd rather not say....but needless to say, she ended up being a teenage girl with an interracial baby. That's not right. Love and marriage is one thing...teenage immature interracial dating is another.
Also, are you implying that "teenage immature dating" is acceptable and mature only within members of the same ethnicity?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on September 19, 2007, 05:09:51 PM
Naso, what part of Ohio do you live in? Do Ohioan men come in different genders or something?
Thankfully, he's in the directly opposite side of the state to myself. Here in the southwest corner, the men are ALL MAN, and rugged to boot.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on September 19, 2007, 06:28:52 PM
Naso, what part of Ohio do you live in? Do Ohioan men come in different genders or something?
Thankfully, he's in the directly opposite side of the state to myself. Here in the southwest corner, the men are ALL MAN, and rugged to boot.
I'm sorry to say that having pockmarks from acne scarring doesn't count as "rugged".
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: KEmperor on September 20, 2007, 12:00:56 AM
Naso, what part of Ohio do you live in? Do Ohioan men come in different genders or something?
Thankfully, he's in the directly opposite side of the state to myself. Here in the southwest corner, the men are ALL MAN, and rugged to boot.
I'm sorry to say that having pockmarks from acne scarring doesn't count as "rugged".
You should be sorry.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on September 23, 2007, 05:27:21 PM
I found this thread sinking its way through Page 4. Come on, guys.
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Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on September 23, 2007, 06:00:17 PM
Well, given that Ronald Reagan is dead, he'd obviously get all of libertarian vote, but Clinton would win, being able to actually function.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on September 24, 2007, 07:04:34 AM
Lol... Just lol on this one
I believe that we need to make peaceful relations with each country including Franco. And if they are not willing to be our allies right off the bat, we need to work together with the people of Franco until we reach that point.
I would propose the Yukon, its a nicer region clearly :P
But what is your opinion on Franco-Atlasian relations?
But what is your opinion on Franco-Atlasian relations?
I believe that we need to make peaceful relations with each country including Franco. And if they are not willing to be our allies right off the bat, we need to work together with the people of Franco until we reach that point.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on September 24, 2007, 06:34:45 PM
I wouldn't expect anything else from someone who posts on Stormfront (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4591527#post4591527)...
http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A206566
So what, Stormfront is still a racist and xenophobic site. End of story.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on September 24, 2007, 07:04:12 PM
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Put another way, Amazon.com's Alexa website-traffic rankings show Stormfront at No. 9,108. By comparison, Yahoo is No. 1, CNN is No. 46, Fox News is No. 451, Creative Loafing is No. 52,178 and the Southern Poverty Law Center, a Montgomery, Ala., hate-group monitor with a palpable distaste for Stormfront, is No. 118,380.
Stormfront's thousands of gray, white and blue pages, which can be researched and indexed by not-too-difficult tools, are graphically bland. But not the discussions. While its leaders deny they're propagating hate, the site clearly enables members to voice the most outrageous opinions.
You'll find predictable anti-Semitism ("[H]ow did so many Jews come to dominate media ownership?" wrote a member e-monikered "dukesrevenge"). And racism ("Even with all the welfair [sic], and diversity nonsense, blacks still feel that whites are racist, yet, so very few of them seem to be moving back to Africa," penned "youboob").
You'll also find advice on romance ("Belenus" chastises one comrade: "Interracial dating is simply a euphemism for what people know to be wrong and unnatural"), as well as domestic topics ("TheRebel," a pediatrician Stormfront member, asks: "I am curious as to which ladies here also hold jobs outside of a wife and/or mother. P.S. I did not mean to offend any housewives/mothers.").
Many of the most active topic groups are for international Stormfront activists – Britain leads with 352,405 posts since 2001, followed by the Netherlands (190,620) and "Stormfront Downunder" (122,240). Driving home the worldwide reach of Stormfront, the homepage's feature artwork is a series of rotating banners for each of the "white" nations.
John SuggGOING MAINSTREAM: Former Reagan official and Stormfront commentator Bob Whitaker predicts "America will break up into political groups, with whites as the most powerful."
The most frequented topic, after the general discussion "Lounge" (549,634 posts), is "Opposing Views," with 393,687 messages, which is moderated by a member dubbed "jack boot." The opposition, however, consists more often of sniping among rival right-wing groups than non-racists bombarding Stormfront. "The Ozman," for example, responded to the faintest whiff of tolerance by proclaiming, "Racial cultures don't mix successfully. Never will. Multiculturalism is a very real thing that only White countries suffer from."
But one visitor did have the temerity to announce, "You're all a bunch of f****ng racists."
"Oh, sure," Stormfront administrator Kelso says. "There are a lot of people who don't agree with us [visiting the website]. Reporters, law enforcement, professors, the Southern Poverty Law Center. But you know what? They're paying attention. They're seeing how many people agree with us. And many of those who visit start saying, 'Yeah, that makes sense.'"
What's clear – and frightening – is that not since the Ku Klux Klan recruited millions in the 1920s has an overtly racist organization reveled in such rapid growth.
"Our success is mostly having the right message at the right time," chuckles Kelso, whose digital persona is "Charles A Lindbergh," the famed aviator who also was a vocal racist and anti-Semite. It's been during Kelso's five years of day-to-day running of Stormfront that the online forum's growth has exploded. A longtime activist with the conspiracy-minded John Birch Society, Kelso is a chatty, often witty fellow who interrupted a busy schedule of making a documentary DVD and breakfasting with like-thinkers in Costa Mesa, Calif., to talk about how he has his finger on the button – literally – of the most successful whites-fighting-for-whites group of its kind in the world.
"The mainstream media ignores us, but they've missed big stories before," he comments. "Our numbers prove our point. We have a message worth hearing."
The biggest name in the alternative universe of "racialism" is David Duke, whose trajectory has carried him from youthful race-baiting antics (donning Nazi regalia to protest a leftist speaker at Tulane University) to successful electioneering (he was a Louisiana state representative) to failed runs for higher office to a tax-evasion conviction and 13 months in jail.
Nowadays, Duke has received a doctorate from a Ukrainian university and spends a lot of time in Europe lecturing; he was in Italy when he was interviewed for this article. He has his own website, promotes his latest book, Jewish Supremacism, and surfaced in December at a Holocaust-denial symposium in Tehran.
But through all of that, he's indefatigable on Stormfront, for which he writes and podcasts. The site "is so successful," he says, "because, at last, people can get the truth without distortion. There's no filter on the truth."
Put another way, Amazon.com's Alexa website-traffic rankings show Stormfront at No. 9,108. By comparison, Yahoo is No. 1, CNN is No. 46, Fox News is No. 451, Creative Loafing is No. 52,178 and the Southern Poverty Law Center, a Montgomery, Ala., hate-group monitor with a palpable distaste for Stormfront, is No. 118,380.
Stormfront's thousands of gray, white and blue pages, which can be researched and indexed by not-too-difficult tools, are graphically bland. But not the discussions. While its leaders deny they're propagating hate, the site clearly enables members to voice the most outrageous opinions.
You'll find predictable anti-Semitism ("[H]ow did so many Jews come to dominate media ownership?" wrote a member e-monikered "dukesrevenge"). And racism ("Even with all the welfair [sic], and diversity nonsense, blacks still feel that whites are racist, yet, so very few of them seem to be moving back to Africa," penned "youboob").
You'll also find advice on romance ("Belenus" chastises one comrade: "Interracial dating is simply a euphemism for what people know to be wrong and unnatural"), as well as domestic topics ("TheRebel," a pediatrician Stormfront member, asks: "I am curious as to which ladies here also hold jobs outside of a wife and/or mother. P.S. I did not mean to offend any housewives/mothers.").
Many of the most active topic groups are for international Stormfront activists – Britain leads with 352,405 posts since 2001, followed by the Netherlands (190,620) and "Stormfront Downunder" (122,240). Driving home the worldwide reach of Stormfront, the homepage's feature artwork is a series of rotating banners for each of the "white" nations.
John SuggGOING MAINSTREAM: Former Reagan official and Stormfront commentator Bob Whitaker predicts "America will break up into political groups, with whites as the most powerful."
The most frequented topic, after the general discussion "Lounge" (549,634 posts), is "Opposing Views," with 393,687 messages, which is moderated by a member dubbed "jack boot." The opposition, however, consists more often of sniping among rival right-wing groups than non-racists bombarding Stormfront. "The Ozman," for example, responded to the faintest whiff of tolerance by proclaiming, "Racial cultures don't mix successfully. Never will. Multiculturalism is a very real thing that only White countries suffer from."
But one visitor did have the temerity to announce, "You're all a bunch of f****ng racists."
"Oh, sure," Stormfront administrator Kelso says. "There are a lot of people who don't agree with us [visiting the website]. Reporters, law enforcement, professors, the Southern Poverty Law Center. But you know what? They're paying attention. They're seeing how many people agree with us. And many of those who visit start saying, 'Yeah, that makes sense.'"
What's clear – and frightening – is that not since the Ku Klux Klan recruited millions in the 1920s has an overtly racist organization reveled in such rapid growth.
"Our success is mostly having the right message at the right time," chuckles Kelso, whose digital persona is "Charles A Lindbergh," the famed aviator who also was a vocal racist and anti-Semite. It's been during Kelso's five years of day-to-day running of Stormfront that the online forum's growth has exploded. A longtime activist with the conspiracy-minded John Birch Society, Kelso is a chatty, often witty fellow who interrupted a busy schedule of making a documentary DVD and breakfasting with like-thinkers in Costa Mesa, Calif., to talk about how he has his finger on the button – literally – of the most successful whites-fighting-for-whites group of its kind in the world.
"The mainstream media ignores us, but they've missed big stories before," he comments. "Our numbers prove our point. We have a message worth hearing."
The biggest name in the alternative universe of "racialism" is David Duke, whose trajectory has carried him from youthful race-baiting antics (donning Nazi regalia to protest a leftist speaker at Tulane University) to successful electioneering (he was a Louisiana state representative) to failed runs for higher office to a tax-evasion conviction and 13 months in jail.
Nowadays, Duke has received a doctorate from a Ukrainian university and spends a lot of time in Europe lecturing; he was in Italy when he was interviewed for this article. He has his own website, promotes his latest book, Jewish Supremacism, and surfaced in December at a Holocaust-denial symposium in Tehran.
But through all of that, he's indefatigable on Stormfront, for which he writes and podcasts. The site "is so successful," he says, "because, at last, people can get the truth without distortion. There's no filter on the truth."
You've been told to post in the thread "Stark's Place" and in quotes. What don't you get?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on September 24, 2007, 07:55:53 PM
You can use the table below to see approximately how many Stormfront Members there are in your area as of March 27, 2007.
As of March 27, 2007 we had 105,812 Members. This poll had 9,329 votes on March 27. If you divide the total Members by the Votes you get a ratio of 11.342266 to one. So...I just multiplied the number of poll votes per White homeland by 11.342266 to get the following approximate numbers of Stormfront Members per White homeland. Those total numbers are on the left side. The first number is as of October 22, 2005, the second (in parentheses) is as of March 27, 2007. The percentage of Stormfront is on the right.
#Members....White Homeland....(% of Stormfront)
Oct. 22, 2005 (March 27, 2007)
598 (1,066) .... Russia/Byelorus 1.0% (1.01%)
261 (386) .... Ukraine/Moldova 0.4% (0.36%)
448 (987) .... Poland 0.7% (0.93%)
1,170 (2,019) .... Finland/Estonia/Latvia/Lithuania 1.90% (1.91%)
1,407 (2,371) .... Sweden/Norway 2.2% (2.24%)
598 (777) .... Denmark/Iceland/Greenland 0.9% (.78%)
1,469 (2,416) .. Germany/Austria/Switzerland/Luxemburg 2.3% (2.28%)
4,140 (5,921) .. Netherlands 6.6% (5.60%)
971 (1,713) .... Flanders 1.5% (1.62%)
4,520 (7,282) .. United Kingdom/Scotland/Wales/England 7.1% (6.88%)
996 (1,418) .... Ireland 1.6% (1.34%)
623 (1,009) .... France/Wallonia/Belgium 1.00% (.95%)
859 (1,440) .... Spain/Portugal 1.4% (1.36%)
324 (635) .... Italy 0.6% (0.60%)
261 (454) .... Hungary/Slovakia/Czech Republic 0.4% (0.43%)
934 (1,985) .... Serbia/Slovenia/Croatia/Macedonia 1.5% (1.88%)
598 (1,134) .... Greece/Bulgaria/Romania 0.9% (1.07%)
822 (1,350) .... other (nations not listed - sorry) 1.3% (1.28%)
1,793 (6,295) .. Australia 2.8% (5.95%)
486 (1,112) .... New Zealand 0.8% (1.05%)
436 (805) .... South Africa 0.7% (0.76%)
685 (1,713) .... Latin America/Argentina/Uruguay/Brazil 1.1% (1.62%)
3,960 (6,352) .. Canada 6.2% (6.00%)
1,557 (2,450) .. Maine/NH/Vermont/Mass/Conn/Rhode Island 2.5% (2.32%)
5,479 (8,291) .. New York/Pennsylvania/Maryland/Del/New Jersey 8.7% (7.84%)
2,964 (4,571) .. Virginia/W.Virginia/N.Carolina/S.Carolina 4.7% (4.32%)
3,897 (6,374) .. Georgia/Florida/Alabama/Mississippi 6.2% (6.02%)
1,295 (2,200) .... Tennessee/Kentucky 2.1% (2.08%)
4,308 (6,499) .. Ohio/Indiana/Michigan/Illinois 6.9% (6.14%)
2,129 (3,278) Wisconsin/Minnesota/Iowa/ND/S.Dakota 3.4% (3.10%)
1,133 (1,656) .... Nebraska/Kansas/Missouri 1.8% (1.57%)
3,499 (5,558) .. Oklahoma/Texas/Arkansas/Louisiana 5.6% (5.25%)
959 (1,724) .... New Mexico/Colorado/Utah/Wyoming 1.5% (1.63%)
2,055 (3,164) .. Montana/Idaho/Wash./Oregon 3.3% (2.99%)
5,043 (8,518) .. California/Nevada/Arizona 8.0% (8.05%)
237 (397) .... Alaska 0.4% (0.38%)
286 (465) .... Hawaii 0.4% (0.44%)
63,244 (105,812) ....Total Stormfront Members As of Oct. 22, 2005 (March 27, 2007)
As of March 27, 2007 we had 105,812 Members. This poll had 9,329 votes on March 27. If you divide the total Members by the Votes you get a ratio of 11.342266 to one. So...I just multiplied the number of poll votes per White homeland by 11.342266 to get the following approximate numbers of Stormfront Members per White homeland. Those total numbers are on the left side. The first number is as of October 22, 2005, the second (in parentheses) is as of March 27, 2007. The percentage of Stormfront is on the right.
#Members....White Homeland....(% of Stormfront)
Oct. 22, 2005 (March 27, 2007)
598 (1,066) .... Russia/Byelorus 1.0% (1.01%)
261 (386) .... Ukraine/Moldova 0.4% (0.36%)
448 (987) .... Poland 0.7% (0.93%)
1,170 (2,019) .... Finland/Estonia/Latvia/Lithuania 1.90% (1.91%)
1,407 (2,371) .... Sweden/Norway 2.2% (2.24%)
598 (777) .... Denmark/Iceland/Greenland 0.9% (.78%)
1,469 (2,416) .. Germany/Austria/Switzerland/Luxemburg 2.3% (2.28%)
4,140 (5,921) .. Netherlands 6.6% (5.60%)
971 (1,713) .... Flanders 1.5% (1.62%)
4,520 (7,282) .. United Kingdom/Scotland/Wales/England 7.1% (6.88%)
996 (1,418) .... Ireland 1.6% (1.34%)
623 (1,009) .... France/Wallonia/Belgium 1.00% (.95%)
859 (1,440) .... Spain/Portugal 1.4% (1.36%)
324 (635) .... Italy 0.6% (0.60%)
261 (454) .... Hungary/Slovakia/Czech Republic 0.4% (0.43%)
934 (1,985) .... Serbia/Slovenia/Croatia/Macedonia 1.5% (1.88%)
598 (1,134) .... Greece/Bulgaria/Romania 0.9% (1.07%)
822 (1,350) .... other (nations not listed - sorry) 1.3% (1.28%)
1,793 (6,295) .. Australia 2.8% (5.95%)
486 (1,112) .... New Zealand 0.8% (1.05%)
436 (805) .... South Africa 0.7% (0.76%)
685 (1,713) .... Latin America/Argentina/Uruguay/Brazil 1.1% (1.62%)
3,960 (6,352) .. Canada 6.2% (6.00%)
1,557 (2,450) .. Maine/NH/Vermont/Mass/Conn/Rhode Island 2.5% (2.32%)
5,479 (8,291) .. New York/Pennsylvania/Maryland/Del/New Jersey 8.7% (7.84%)
2,964 (4,571) .. Virginia/W.Virginia/N.Carolina/S.Carolina 4.7% (4.32%)
3,897 (6,374) .. Georgia/Florida/Alabama/Mississippi 6.2% (6.02%)
1,295 (2,200) .... Tennessee/Kentucky 2.1% (2.08%)
4,308 (6,499) .. Ohio/Indiana/Michigan/Illinois 6.9% (6.14%)
2,129 (3,278) Wisconsin/Minnesota/Iowa/ND/S.Dakota 3.4% (3.10%)
1,133 (1,656) .... Nebraska/Kansas/Missouri 1.8% (1.57%)
3,499 (5,558) .. Oklahoma/Texas/Arkansas/Louisiana 5.6% (5.25%)
959 (1,724) .... New Mexico/Colorado/Utah/Wyoming 1.5% (1.63%)
2,055 (3,164) .. Montana/Idaho/Wash./Oregon 3.3% (2.99%)
5,043 (8,518) .. California/Nevada/Arizona 8.0% (8.05%)
237 (397) .... Alaska 0.4% (0.38%)
286 (465) .... Hawaii 0.4% (0.44%)
63,244 (105,812) ....Total Stormfront Members As of Oct. 22, 2005 (March 27, 2007)
kthxbye
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on September 24, 2007, 08:56:14 PM
Well, now that I know that it has a lot of members, I guess I'll join up, given that I obviously now support racism.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on September 24, 2007, 09:03:15 PM
there's even members in Latin America.
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Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on September 24, 2007, 09:38:36 PM
there's even members in Latin America.
Probably expatriots.
Anyway, what is this trying to prove? Oh wait, I have another one.
Texas' 30th Congressional District, 2006 Election
Eddie Bernice Johnson (BLACK) (D) - 80.2%
Wilson Aurbach (R) - 17.6%
Ken Ashby (L (LOL)) - 2.2%
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 24, 2007, 10:43:04 PM
Probably expatriots.
Nah, there's quite a few Neo-Nazis in Brazil and Argentina. They're mostly fully white of course, but there's not a shortage of them, Argentina is actually the whitest country in the Western Hemisphere.
This fact of course also rebukes Stark's point (which was very poor in the first place).
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on September 24, 2007, 11:03:22 PM
This fact of course also rebukes Stark's point (which was very poor in the first place).
What was his point? I didn't even understand.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: KEmperor on September 25, 2007, 12:10:43 AM
This fact of course also rebukes Stark's point (which was very poor in the first place).
What was his point? I didn't even understand.
Apparently, people in large groups can't be racist?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 25, 2007, 01:03:07 AM
This fact of course also rebukes Stark's point (which was very poor in the first place).
What was his point? I didn't even understand.
Er, well I guess something along the lines of "Stormfront has members from outside of first world countries, so it can't be racist."
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on September 25, 2007, 01:58:18 AM
"IF NUMBERS measure success, Stormfront certainly resonates with many people's angst over the future. The site boasts more than 103,000 members, according to the independent Big Boards monitoring group. Just two years ago, it had a mere 53,000 members, and only 10,000 in 2002. Kelso gleefully notes that membership is growing at a rate of 500 a week.
Put another way, Amazon.com's Alexa website-traffic rankings show Stormfront at No. 9,108. By comparison, Yahoo is No. 1, CNN is No. 46, Fox News is No. 451, Creative Loafing is No. 52,178 and the Southern Poverty Law Center, a Montgomery, Ala., hate-group monitor with a palpable distaste for Stormfront, is No. 118,380.
Stormfront's thousands of gray, white and blue pages, which can be researched and indexed by not-too-difficult tools, are graphically bland. But not the discussions. While its leaders deny they're propagating hate, the site clearly enables members to voice the most outrageous opinions.
You'll find predictable anti-Semitism ("[H]ow did so many Jews come to dominate media ownership?" wrote a member e-monikered "dukesrevenge"). And racism ("Even with all the welfair [sic], and diversity nonsense, blacks still feel that whites are racist, yet, so very few of them seem to be moving back to Africa," penned "youboob").
You'll also find advice on romance ("Belenus" chastises one comrade: "Interracial dating is simply a euphemism for what people know to be wrong and unnatural"), as well as domestic topics ("TheRebel," a pediatrician Stormfront member, asks: "I am curious as to which ladies here also hold jobs outside of a wife and/or mother. P.S. I did not mean to offend any housewives/mothers.").
Many of the most active topic groups are for international Stormfront activists – Britain leads with 352,405 posts since 2001, followed by the Netherlands (190,620) and "Stormfront Downunder" (122,240). Driving home the worldwide reach of Stormfront, the homepage's feature artwork is a series of rotating banners for each of the "white" nations.
John SuggGOING MAINSTREAM: Former Reagan official and Stormfront commentator Bob Whitaker predicts "America will break up into political groups, with whites as the most powerful."
The most frequented topic, after the general discussion "Lounge" (549,634 posts), is "Opposing Views," with 393,687 messages, which is moderated by a member dubbed "jack boot." The opposition, however, consists more often of sniping among rival right-wing groups than non-racists bombarding Stormfront. "The Ozman," for example, responded to the faintest whiff of tolerance by proclaiming, "Racial cultures don't mix successfully. Never will. Multiculturalism is a very real thing that only White countries suffer from."
But one visitor did have the temerity to announce, "You're all a bunch of f****ng racists."
"Oh, sure," Stormfront administrator Kelso says. "There are a lot of people who don't agree with us [visiting the website]. Reporters, law enforcement, professors, the Southern Poverty Law Center. But you know what? They're paying attention. They're seeing how many people agree with us. And many of those who visit start saying, 'Yeah, that makes sense.'"
What's clear – and frightening – is that not since the Ku Klux Klan recruited millions in the 1920s has an overtly racist organization reveled in such rapid growth.
"Our success is mostly having the right message at the right time," chuckles Kelso, whose digital persona is "Charles A Lindbergh," the famed aviator who also was a vocal racist and anti-Semite. It's been during Kelso's five years of day-to-day running of Stormfront that the online forum's growth has exploded. A longtime activist with the conspiracy-minded John Birch Society, Kelso is a chatty, often witty fellow who interrupted a busy schedule of making a documentary DVD and breakfasting with like-thinkers in Costa Mesa, Calif., to talk about how he has his finger on the button – literally – of the most successful whites-fighting-for-whites group of its kind in the world.
"The mainstream media ignores us, but they've missed big stories before," he comments. "Our numbers prove our point. We have a message worth hearing."
The biggest name in the alternative universe of "racialism" is David Duke, whose trajectory has carried him from youthful race-baiting antics (donning Nazi regalia to protest a leftist speaker at Tulane University) to successful electioneering (he was a Louisiana state representative) to failed runs for higher office to a tax-evasion conviction and 13 months in jail.
Nowadays, Duke has received a doctorate from a Ukrainian university and spends a lot of time in Europe lecturing; he was in Italy when he was interviewed for this article. He has his own website, promotes his latest book, Jewish Supremacism, and surfaced in December at a Holocaust-denial symposium in Tehran.
But through all of that, he's indefatigable on Stormfront, for which he writes and podcasts. The site "is so successful," he says, "because, at last, people can get the truth without distortion. There's no filter on the truth."
Put another way, Amazon.com's Alexa website-traffic rankings show Stormfront at No. 9,108. By comparison, Yahoo is No. 1, CNN is No. 46, Fox News is No. 451, Creative Loafing is No. 52,178 and the Southern Poverty Law Center, a Montgomery, Ala., hate-group monitor with a palpable distaste for Stormfront, is No. 118,380.
Stormfront's thousands of gray, white and blue pages, which can be researched and indexed by not-too-difficult tools, are graphically bland. But not the discussions. While its leaders deny they're propagating hate, the site clearly enables members to voice the most outrageous opinions.
You'll find predictable anti-Semitism ("[H]ow did so many Jews come to dominate media ownership?" wrote a member e-monikered "dukesrevenge"). And racism ("Even with all the welfair [sic], and diversity nonsense, blacks still feel that whites are racist, yet, so very few of them seem to be moving back to Africa," penned "youboob").
You'll also find advice on romance ("Belenus" chastises one comrade: "Interracial dating is simply a euphemism for what people know to be wrong and unnatural"), as well as domestic topics ("TheRebel," a pediatrician Stormfront member, asks: "I am curious as to which ladies here also hold jobs outside of a wife and/or mother. P.S. I did not mean to offend any housewives/mothers.").
Many of the most active topic groups are for international Stormfront activists – Britain leads with 352,405 posts since 2001, followed by the Netherlands (190,620) and "Stormfront Downunder" (122,240). Driving home the worldwide reach of Stormfront, the homepage's feature artwork is a series of rotating banners for each of the "white" nations.
John SuggGOING MAINSTREAM: Former Reagan official and Stormfront commentator Bob Whitaker predicts "America will break up into political groups, with whites as the most powerful."
The most frequented topic, after the general discussion "Lounge" (549,634 posts), is "Opposing Views," with 393,687 messages, which is moderated by a member dubbed "jack boot." The opposition, however, consists more often of sniping among rival right-wing groups than non-racists bombarding Stormfront. "The Ozman," for example, responded to the faintest whiff of tolerance by proclaiming, "Racial cultures don't mix successfully. Never will. Multiculturalism is a very real thing that only White countries suffer from."
But one visitor did have the temerity to announce, "You're all a bunch of f****ng racists."
"Oh, sure," Stormfront administrator Kelso says. "There are a lot of people who don't agree with us [visiting the website]. Reporters, law enforcement, professors, the Southern Poverty Law Center. But you know what? They're paying attention. They're seeing how many people agree with us. And many of those who visit start saying, 'Yeah, that makes sense.'"
What's clear – and frightening – is that not since the Ku Klux Klan recruited millions in the 1920s has an overtly racist organization reveled in such rapid growth.
"Our success is mostly having the right message at the right time," chuckles Kelso, whose digital persona is "Charles A Lindbergh," the famed aviator who also was a vocal racist and anti-Semite. It's been during Kelso's five years of day-to-day running of Stormfront that the online forum's growth has exploded. A longtime activist with the conspiracy-minded John Birch Society, Kelso is a chatty, often witty fellow who interrupted a busy schedule of making a documentary DVD and breakfasting with like-thinkers in Costa Mesa, Calif., to talk about how he has his finger on the button – literally – of the most successful whites-fighting-for-whites group of its kind in the world.
"The mainstream media ignores us, but they've missed big stories before," he comments. "Our numbers prove our point. We have a message worth hearing."
The biggest name in the alternative universe of "racialism" is David Duke, whose trajectory has carried him from youthful race-baiting antics (donning Nazi regalia to protest a leftist speaker at Tulane University) to successful electioneering (he was a Louisiana state representative) to failed runs for higher office to a tax-evasion conviction and 13 months in jail.
Nowadays, Duke has received a doctorate from a Ukrainian university and spends a lot of time in Europe lecturing; he was in Italy when he was interviewed for this article. He has his own website, promotes his latest book, Jewish Supremacism, and surfaced in December at a Holocaust-denial symposium in Tehran.
But through all of that, he's indefatigable on Stormfront, for which he writes and podcasts. The site "is so successful," he says, "because, at last, people can get the truth without distortion. There's no filter on the truth."
You've been told to post in the thread "Stark's Place" and in quotes. What don't you get?
^^^^^^
We gave him his own thread, the least he could do is use it.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: MODU on September 25, 2007, 06:59:30 AM
I love cake.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Јas on September 25, 2007, 06:41:46 PM
Does anybody have a contact for him?
Here you go:
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Give it to him with my fondest regards.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 26, 2007, 01:38:26 AM
Public Scholl's arn't a constitutional right. the public education system was set up by the Rockefferls to dumb down the public.
Just curious: did you go to one?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: © tweed on September 26, 2007, 07:12:08 AM
Public Scholl's arn't a constitutional right. the public education system was set up by the Rockefferls to dumb down the public.
Just curious: did you go to one?
lol, in context Stark's post was beyond hilarious.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on September 26, 2007, 08:44:52 AM
Why are we putting the Stark stuff back in here?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on September 26, 2007, 11:39:21 AM
I was quoting HardR's post, though Stark's was also quite funny.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Colin on September 26, 2007, 11:45:26 AM
Probably expatriots.
Nah, there's quite a few Neo-Nazis in Brazil and Argentina. They're mostly fully white of course, but there's not a shortage of them, Argentina is actually the whitest country in the Western Hemisphere.
They actually may be the descendents of Nazis, though there are plenty of racist Brazilians and Argentines of non-Nazi descent. Considering that there were a large number of former Nazis, both higher ups like Mengele and Eichmann as well as lower ranking SS and Gestapo officers, who emigrated to largely German areas in Argentina, mostly around San Carlos de Bariloche and Patagonia, or Rio Grande do Sul, Parana, and Santa Catarina states in Brazil. Both countries had pseudo-Fascist regimes in the immediate post-War, Peron in Argentina and Vargas in Brazil. However, of course, white Brazilians, being from a country that has a large minority population, often exhibit the same racist tendencies that have plagued the United States and other racially diverse states.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: King on September 26, 2007, 08:59:36 PM
I hope the quality picks up soon. CG3 is turning out to be a bigger disappointment than Rocky V so far.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on September 27, 2007, 01:04:29 AM
I hope the quality picks up soon. CG3 is turning out to be a bigger disappointment than Rocky V so far.
Stark's Place is where it's at.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on September 27, 2007, 12:06:34 PM
Was Stark's Place deleted?
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Post by: Eraserhead on September 27, 2007, 12:07:41 PM
No - it's freedom of speech - and it's not violating anybody else's freedoms - so I say it's fine. And communism and Nazism are quite different.
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Post by: Sensei on September 27, 2007, 12:08:28 PM
I hope the quality picks up soon. CG3 is turning out to be a bigger disappointment than Rocky V so far.
Stark's Place is where it's at.
Was Stark's Place deleted?
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Post by: Eraserhead on September 27, 2007, 12:10:58 PM
I hope the quality picks up soon. CG3 is turning out to be a bigger disappointment than Rocky V so far.
Stark's Place is where it's at.
Was Stark's Place deleted?
Well was it?
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Post by: Sensei on September 27, 2007, 12:11:59 PM
I believe so
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Post by: Ebowed on September 27, 2007, 06:37:15 PM
That thread was classic.
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Post by: Eraserhead on September 27, 2007, 08:10:07 PM
That thread was classic.
I miss it already.
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Post by: Eraserhead on September 27, 2007, 08:55:58 PM
The constitution is unconstitutional and an illegal document.
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Post by: Sensei on September 27, 2007, 08:58:46 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=63021.0 (https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=63021.0)
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Post by: Јas on September 28, 2007, 06:06:46 AM
I think a lot of men are stupid. Obviously stupid men prefer stupid women and vice versa, so maybe people believe that coming across as being stupid and normal is somehow advantageous. Hey, making pointless generalisations is fun!
I suppose my perspective may be just because I am a smart guy. If I were a smart girl, I would probably be talking about how all the guys seem stupid.
You're also handsome and terribly modest.
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Post by: Hash on September 28, 2007, 06:15:44 PM
Why did you pick Inks as running mate, and now with the PM fiasco, do you plan on keeping him on?
No, I do not plan on dropping him at all. The personal message fiasco is your own view of what he has done.
You are just trying to make it sound bad, he said that if they wanted too, they could go and vote again. He did not say that they should go back and vote for him or anything like that.
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Post by: Ebowed on September 29, 2007, 01:06:01 AM
Neo-Confederate - A political epithet used by people who don't understand the history of the south and are trying to make people feel ashamed of their own history. See : Historical Revisionist.
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Post by: opebo on September 30, 2007, 04:51:40 AM
The Afrikaners are facing genocide?! If only we could go back to the good old days, when those uppity Negros were firmly in their place, as subhumans. [/sarcasm]
the rate of murders and rape have gone up 9 folds. in South Africa rape is a way of life. Apartheid was wrong put the current ANC Regime is far worse they are kiking Afrikaners out of their farms and confiscating their guns leaving their women and children vulnerable to thugs and rapist. Afirmative Action makes it impossible for them to find work and now a 3rd live in destitute poverty.
Sorry if this is the wrong thread for Stark stuff, but I really liked this 'kiking' typo -
as in, 'I was walking to the delicatessen, when some Hasidics jumped out from behind the shrubberies and gave me a terrible kiking'.
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Post by: Eraserhead on September 30, 2007, 05:50:01 PM
The Afrikaners are facing genocide?! If only we could go back to the good old days, when those uppity Negros were firmly in their place, as subhumans. [/sarcasm]
the rate of murders and rape have gone up 9 folds. in South Africa rape is a way of life. Apartheid was wrong put the current ANC Regime is far worse they are kiking Afrikaners out of their farms and confiscating their guns leaving their women and children vulnerable to thugs and rapist. Afirmative Action makes it impossible for them to find work and now a 3rd live in destitute poverty.
Sorry if this is the wrong thread for Stark stuff, but I really liked this 'kiking' typo -
as in, 'I was walking to the delicatessen, when some Hasidics jumped out from behind the shrubberies and gave me a terrible kiking'.
lol. Classic Stark.
Also I guess this is the right thread for Stark stuff now since they took Stark's Place down.
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Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on September 30, 2007, 05:54:09 PM
Yes it is. The man tried crushing but the black man will not be denied.
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Post by: Joe Republic on October 01, 2007, 01:29:16 PM
I would like for it to be Ron Paul; however, I realize that is not probably going to happen.
You think?
I have yet to see evidence of this.
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Post by: CPT MikeyMike on October 01, 2007, 01:41:52 PM
Affirmative Action-we shall take action when it is needed using the Atlasian troops. We shall take force against foreign countries and other. Not just slag around and not take action at all.
WTF?!?
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 01, 2007, 01:48:18 PM
Affirmative Action-we shall take action when it is needed using the Atlasian troops. We shall take force against foreign countries and other. Not just slag around and not take action at all.
WTF?!?
This is gporter.
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Post by: CPT MikeyMike on October 01, 2007, 01:50:30 PM
True but nevertheless, I still can't believe that statement!
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 01, 2007, 01:51:00 PM
No. I'd destroy you by a massive margin.
where actually tied for the least favorite forum member poll.
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Post by: KEmperor on October 01, 2007, 01:55:44 PM
True but nevertheless, I still can't believe that statement!
My favorite parts:
Affirmative Action-we shall take action when it is needed using the Atlasian troops. We shall take force against foreign countries and other. Not just slag around and not take action at all.
Stem Cell Research-we shall continue with the stem cell research. I believe that this is a step forward in finding a cure to an illness such as this.
Global Climate Change-I believe that we need to eliminate global warming because it is a cause of pollution to our country.
I do not believe that people should have a say in what legislation is passed and what is not.
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Post by: minionofmidas on October 01, 2007, 03:08:55 PM
Affirmative Action-we shall take action when it is needed using the Atlasian troops. We shall take force against foreign countries and other. Not just slag around and not take action at all.
WTF?!?
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Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on October 02, 2007, 06:51:26 PM
I am a Christian conservative and I believe Mike Huckabee will be a great president for he is for right values and patriotism. He believes the Bible and that America is a Christian nation. He support home schoolers, follows true science not liberal science and does not cater to minorities and gays. he will protect us from the evil ones in Iraq, Iran and elsewhere like Pres. Bush has. I love Dr. Dobson and believe he is a great man but he should support Huckabee and not go for a third party. I could even support Alan Keys for Huckabees VP for he is one of the good ones and dont have a chip on his shoulder like so many.
Huckabee is up in the poles and we will see the true conservatives make a resurgance very soon. We are weeding out the queers like Larry Craig and the fakers like Rudy McRomney.
Huckabee is up in the poles and we will see the true conservatives make a resurgance very soon. We are weeding out the queers like Larry Craig and the fakers like Rudy McRomney.
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Post by: Robespierre's Jaw on October 02, 2007, 06:56:22 PM
I am a Christian conservative and I believe Mike Huckabee will be a great president for he is for right values and patriotism. He believes the Bible and that America is a Christian nation. He support home schoolers, follows true science not liberal science and does not cater to minorities and gays. he will protect us from the evil ones in Iraq, Iran and elsewhere like Pres. Bush has. I love Dr. Dobson and believe he is a great man but he should support Huckabee and not go for a third party. I could even support Alan Keys for Huckabees VP for he is one of the good ones and dont have a chip on his shoulder like so many.
Huckabee is up in the poles and we will see the true conservatives make a resurgance very soon. We are weeding out the queers like Larry Craig and the fakers like Rudy McRomney.
Huckabee is up in the poles and we will see the true conservatives make a resurgance very soon. We are weeding out the queers like Larry Craig and the fakers like Rudy McRomney.
HUCKABEE/KEYES 2008! A ticke that believes in real science, non of this evolution sh**t. Save us from the Evil doers allmighty Huckabee. Bloody Right-Wingers, they really piss me off.
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Post by: Robespierre's Jaw on October 02, 2007, 07:03:26 PM
Quote from:
American Heros -- George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Rush, Sean Hannity, Dr. Dobson, Miss Colter, Rev. Robertson, Judge Bork, Justice Thomas, Justice Scalia, Justice Roberts, Sen. Inhoff, Sen. Thune, Sen. Demint, Sen. Chambliss, Se. Coburn, Rep. Blunt, Rep. Musgrave, Rep. Souder, Rep. Ryun and lots more freedom fighters in the house. Gov. Sanford, Gov. Barbour, Gov. Perdue.
America Haters: Billary, Barack Osama, John Kerry, Al Gore, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Jesse & ilk, liberal media, hollyweir
America Haters: Billary, Barack Osama, John Kerry, Al Gore, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Jesse & ilk, liberal media, hollyweir
Have a quess who's signature this is?
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Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on October 02, 2007, 07:05:31 PM
Quote from:
American Heros -- George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Rush, Sean Hannity, Dr. Dobson, Miss Colter, Rev. Robertson, Judge Bork, Justice Thomas, Justice Scalia, Justice Roberts, Sen. Inhoff, Sen. Thune, Sen. Demint, Sen. Chambliss, Se. Coburn, Rep. Blunt, Rep. Musgrave, Rep. Souder, Rep. Ryun and lots more freedom fighters in the house. Gov. Sanford, Gov. Barbour, Gov. Perdue.
America Haters: Billary, Barack Osama, John Kerry, Al Gore, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Jesse & ilk, liberal media, hollyweir
America Haters: Billary, Barack Osama, John Kerry, Al Gore, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Jesse & ilk, liberal media, hollyweir
Have a quess who's signature this is?
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Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on October 02, 2007, 07:36:14 PM
We need a comedy gas chamber thread for showcasing "gems" from the nutcases we get/have here on Atlas.
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Post by: Sensei on October 02, 2007, 07:48:58 PM
We need a comedy gas chamber thread for showcasing "gems" from the nutcases we get/have here on Atlas.
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Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on October 02, 2007, 07:49:59 PM
We need a comedy gas chamber thread for showcasing "gems" from the nutcases we get/have here on Atlas.
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Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on October 02, 2007, 07:55:17 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=63229.0
I posted the Comedy Gas Chamber thread.
I posted the Comedy Gas Chamber thread.
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Post by: opebo on October 03, 2007, 02:19:42 PM
Crazy drunk, though I havn't had anything to drink in a couple weeks.
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Post by: Sensei on October 03, 2007, 04:34:17 PM
Loud and outgoing, although when I'm too drunk I get quiet and introspective.
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 04, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
He was on the lam.
Awwww, the poor lamb.
Yes bestiality was one of the charges they're looking for CARLHAYDEN on. How'd you know? Did you see the video on CNN. They cut out all the good parts though.
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Post by: Hatman 🍁 on October 04, 2007, 05:48:09 PM
One time my friend was driving in North Dakota and she got stuck waiting for a herd of buffalo to cross the road. When she honked they gave her the finger.
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Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on October 04, 2007, 06:26:34 PM
You'd think pan-human fascism would wait until there were aliens to wage war on before appearing.
I always find it so cute when you get teenagers openly formulating plans for world domination.
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Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on October 04, 2007, 07:46:54 PM
Why was Gporter unpopular in Atlasia during fall 2007?
I can't say for sure, but I have an urge to discuss this with maps.
Red= >1% popularity
Summer 07
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Fall 07
(
Spring 08 (Predicted)
(
Hmm.....its tough to pull any trends out of these maps, theyre so random. I hope continued research will bring something to light.
Yeah, things are looking bad for our campaign because of the electoral jackhammer we have before us.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on October 05, 2007, 05:35:12 PM
Regardless of what Straha and Ebowed think I hold no animosity towards any racial group. So you can stop the accusations and back them up with facts.
Three minutes, fifty-nine seconds later:
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Post by: ?????????? on October 05, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Regardless of what Straha and Ebowed think I hold no animosity towards any racial group. So you can stop the accusations and back them up with facts.
Three minutes, fifty-nine seconds later:
:)
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 05, 2007, 05:48:58 PM
Regardless of what Straha and Ebowed think I hold no animosity towards any racial group. So you can stop the accusations and back them up with facts.
Three minutes, fifty-nine seconds later:
lol.
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Post by: ?????????? on October 05, 2007, 05:50:56 PM
Regardless of what Straha and Ebowed think I hold no animosity towards any racial group. So you can stop the accusations and back them up with facts.
Three minutes, fifty-nine seconds later:
lol.
It was a joke, jesus people, chill.
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 05, 2007, 06:20:48 PM
Regardless of what Straha and Ebowed think I hold no animosity towards any racial group. So you can stop the accusations and back them up with facts.
Three minutes, fifty-nine seconds later:
lol.
It was a joke, jesus people, chill.
It's still funny though.
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on October 06, 2007, 02:11:11 AM
What state is most likely to flip in 2008?
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Post by: ?????????? on October 06, 2007, 06:35:22 AM
The irony here is that no matter how much middle-class Americans complain about the rich getting richer, they're still in the top 5% globally.
And the real irony about it all, is that no matter how much middle-class Canadians complain about the rich getting richer, the world still says "OMG! Are you American?"
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Post by: Gabu on October 06, 2007, 06:40:12 AM
The irony here is that no matter how much middle-class Americans complain about the rich getting richer, they're still in the top 5% globally.
And the real irony about it all, is that no matter how much middle-class Canadians complain about the rich getting richer, the world still says "OMG! Are you American?"
I've read that five times now, but I still can't really understand what is meant by it.
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Post by: ?????????? on October 06, 2007, 06:41:26 AM
The irony here is that no matter how much middle-class Americans complain about the rich getting richer, they're still in the top 5% globally.
And the real irony about it all, is that no matter how much middle-class Canadians complain about the rich getting richer, the world still says "OMG! Are you American?"
I've read that five times now, but I still can't really understand what is meant by it.
You didn't get that America, Jr?
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Post by: Gabu on October 06, 2007, 06:46:23 AM
The irony here is that no matter how much middle-class Americans complain about the rich getting richer, they're still in the top 5% globally.
And the real irony about it all, is that no matter how much middle-class Canadians complain about the rich getting richer, the world still says "OMG! Are you American?"
I've read that five times now, but I still can't really understand what is meant by it.
You didn't get that America, Jr?
If it was intended to be an "America Jr." comment, it was one of the most oblique ones that I've ever seen.
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Post by: © tweed on October 06, 2007, 06:09:21 PM
if a moderate republican gets in the race than it could become compettitive but Pelosi would most likey win.
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Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on October 06, 2007, 07:14:52 PM
Rarely do I call people stupid outright, but today I will make an exception for you. The only thing you did is make a comparrison to the equivalent political parties Tancredo would be in. You have yet to explain why.
Sir, you like the idea of banning smoking in public bars. This kind of regulation is economically fascist. I could actually make a case here to liken you to fascism. You however, have nothing.
Now go away and drink yourself into a Bacardi Limon stupor while playing Cute is what we aim for continuously until you reach insanity. kthxbye.
Sir, you like the idea of banning smoking in public bars. This kind of regulation is economically fascist. I could actually make a case here to liken you to fascism. You however, have nothing.
Now go away and drink yourself into a Bacardi Limon stupor while playing Cute is what we aim for continuously until you reach insanity. kthxbye.
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Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on October 06, 2007, 07:30:51 PM
A woman was choking on a Subway sandwich yesterday and I healed her lack of oxygen by beating her with a Quiznos sandwich until she coughed everything up.
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 07, 2007, 01:09:12 AM
Stark is confused by the term "heel".
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heeled
Not to be confused with a Cleveland Heel, which involves a sexual act with a woman, a foot, and a few ounces of human feces.
Stark - Everyone Else
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That's about right.
its not even in an internet dictionary.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heeled
Not to be confused with a Cleveland Heel, which involves a sexual act with a woman, a foot, and a few ounces of human feces.
Stark - Everyone Else
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 07, 2007, 01:14:06 AM
Priceless
This looks horrible in retrospect.
LouDobbs08
Bill Richardson
Bill Richardson
why would Lou choose Richardson as a running mate?
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Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on October 07, 2007, 12:49:49 PM
:o Steady on now
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Post by: CPT MikeyMike on October 07, 2007, 06:28:58 PM
Next year the Rays will be attending the ALCS.
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Post by: ?????????? on October 07, 2007, 06:31:01 PM
Next year the Rays will be attending the ALCS.
Just wait until the Blowsox meet up with the Indians.
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Post by: Bacon King on October 07, 2007, 06:35:51 PM
Why on earth would I resort to corresponding with you behind closed doors? Don't you think the rest of the electorate has a right to know what your foreign policy is?
Anyway, never mind that. Just answer me these next two questions, and then perhaps I'll be satisfied.
1. When did the war between Atlasia and Canada begin?
2. What were the main reasons for the outbreak of the war?
Anyway, never mind that. Just answer me these next two questions, and then perhaps I'll be satisfied.
1. When did the war between Atlasia and Canada begin?
2. What were the main reasons for the outbreak of the war?
Here are the answers to your questions:
Question: When did the war between Atlasia and Canada begin?
Answer: February 30, 2006
Question: What were the main reasons for the outbreak of the war?
Answer: The war between Atlasia and Canada began in early 2006, between then President Mike Naso and SOFA Ralph "Chubbins" Nader quickly brought down into a fist fight. The fight, occuring at Naso`s summer retreat in scenic San Paulo, North Dakota, was quickly noticed by a team of Canadian Mounties. They began to intervene, and in the midst of the manheam, "Chubbins" was shot. To this day the Canadian government refuses to apologize.
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Post by: CPT MikeyMike on October 07, 2007, 06:37:40 PM
Next year the Rays will be attending the ALCS.
Just wait until the Blowsox meet up with the Indians.
Right - we're going to blow up the Indians just like we blew up the Angles.
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Post by: King on October 07, 2007, 10:01:50 PM
SHAFT!
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Post by: © tweed on October 07, 2007, 10:02:52 PM
I do not post there and that does not make someone a racist. I find leftist to be more despiceble than white nationalist though because the want to impose there will on othere while WN's just want to be left alone.
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 07, 2007, 10:58:15 PM
This page of this thread is pretty amazing.
WARNING: Stark's level of stupidity in it may cause you to question reality itself.
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=62437.15
WARNING: Stark's level of stupidity in it may cause you to question reality itself.
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=62437.15
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Post by: Bacon King on October 08, 2007, 05:19:55 PM
click to see the context.
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 08, 2007, 07:09:38 PM
click to see the context.
lol. Stark.
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Post by: Ebowed on October 08, 2007, 10:33:55 PM
You wouldn't bump into so many things if you lost some weight.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on October 09, 2007, 03:24:10 AM
Stark likes them young.
Do I really want to see the Olsen twins naked? I still remember them as babies.
maybe when they where 16, 17, or 18 but they look all bony and anorexic now.
Do I really want to see the Olsen twins naked? I still remember them as babies.
Prussian Blue would be better. lol
Do I really want to see the Olsen twins naked? I still remember them as babies.
maybe when they where 16, 17, or 18 but they look all bony and anorexic now.
Do I really want to see the Olsen twins naked? I still remember them as babies.
Prussian Blue would be better. lol
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Post by: ○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└ on October 09, 2007, 07:30:38 PM
Ron Paul would be better than all of those except Dobbs.
You are aware that you made this poll, right?
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 10, 2007, 03:45:05 PM
Not president but other offices I guess. Justice Requist had paranoi. I have OCD, Aspergers, and Paranoia and I plan on running for office on day and I will be open about it.
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 10, 2007, 04:55:53 PM
Stark's Myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
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Post by: Sensei on October 10, 2007, 05:18:17 PM
Not president but other offices I guess. Justice Requist had paranoi. I have OCD, Aspergers, and Paranoia and I plan on running for office on day and I will be open about it.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on October 10, 2007, 05:26:47 PM
Not president but other offices I guess. Justice Requist had paranoi. I have OCD, Aspergers, and Paranoia and I plan on running for office on day and I will be open about it.
If that means not quoting him in here, I can't help you there.
Also make sure to check out his myspace.
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Post by: Verily on October 10, 2007, 06:43:19 PM
Stark's Myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
He had a real MySpace link at one point; I remember seeing it.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on October 10, 2007, 06:50:23 PM
Stark's Myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
He had a real MySpace link at one point; I remember seeing it.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on October 10, 2007, 06:56:26 PM
Stark's Myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
He had a real MySpace link at one point; I remember seeing it.
So who is this guy then?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on October 10, 2007, 08:17:45 PM
Stark's Myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
He had a real MySpace link at one point; I remember seeing it.
So who is this guy then?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on October 10, 2007, 08:21:03 PM
Stark's Myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
He had a real MySpace link at one point; I remember seeing it.
So who is this guy then?
Hmm... a Rothschild too no doubt I bet.
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Post by: Bacon King on October 10, 2007, 09:13:59 PM
Stark's Myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
He had a real MySpace link at one point; I remember seeing it.
So who is this guy then?
Obviously an imposter from the illuminati.
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Post by: Sensei on October 10, 2007, 09:23:44 PM
Stark's Myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
http://www.myspace.com/robertstark
He had a real MySpace link at one point; I remember seeing it.
So who is this guy then?
Obviously an imposter from the illuminati.
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Post by: Јas on October 12, 2007, 06:22:29 AM
My politics only change whenever I spend less time on this forum, not more.
I happen to like my set of political views. What's wrong with them?
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Post by: Ebowed on October 12, 2007, 07:19:13 PM
Wow. The Republican Jewish Coalition.
That's a large group.
That's a large group.
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Post by: KEmperor on October 14, 2007, 06:33:04 PM
As I have said, as Inks has said, their is no war with Canada. And I would never abandon the troops.
"Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia. Eastasia is an ally."
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Post by: Verily on October 15, 2007, 04:03:25 PM
As I have said, as Inks has said, their is no war with Canada. And I would never abandon the troops.
"Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia. Eastasia is an ally."
Dammit, I did that post first and then deleted it. I thought it might be going too far in baiting gporter.
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Post by: Hatman 🍁 on October 15, 2007, 09:56:48 PM
This whole thread made me LOL https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=63775.0
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on October 16, 2007, 01:26:34 AM
This whole thread made me LOL https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=63775.0
LOL, yeah. Pretty dumb question in the first place.
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Post by: Ebowed on October 16, 2007, 05:07:19 PM
I love Harry, so it's all in good fun...
You enjoy discussing politics, you play(ed) tuba in marching band, and you're a fan of Star Trek. I'm sorry to tell you this, Harry...
You don't think of yourself as cool?? Everyone is supposed to think of himself as cool....
You enjoy discussing politics, you play(ed) tuba in marching band, and you're a fan of Star Trek. I'm sorry to tell you this, Harry...
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 17, 2007, 12:52:40 AM
Click to see in context...
Does a Haus Boy Count?
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on October 17, 2007, 01:02:41 AM
Click for context.
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 17, 2007, 01:07:02 AM
Click for context.
Wow.
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Post by: MODU on October 17, 2007, 12:33:14 PM
That's a blast from the past.
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 17, 2007, 01:15:45 PM
That's a blast from the past.
I'm not sure Stark grasps the concept of "time".
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Post by: Verily on October 17, 2007, 02:41:22 PM
That's a blast from the past.
I'm not sure Stark grasps the concept of "time".
Time is an illuminati conspiracy. It has always been 1939 and will always be 1939.
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Post by: Gabu on October 17, 2007, 03:53:48 PM
That's a blast from the past.
I'm not sure Stark grasps the concept of "time".
Time is an illuminati conspiracy. It has always been 1939 and will always be 1939.
Verily, you're thinking of the Jack Bennyverse.
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Post by: Verily on October 17, 2007, 06:31:31 PM
That's a blast from the past.
I'm not sure Stark grasps the concept of "time".
Time is an illuminati conspiracy. It has always been 1939 and will always be 1939.
Verily, you're thinking of the Jack Bennyverse.
Thanks to Gabu and Wikipedia, I now know who Jack Benny was.
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Post by: Gabu on October 17, 2007, 06:52:05 PM
Thanks to Gabu and Wikipedia, I now know who Jack Benny was.
You mean to tell me that wasn't actually a reference to him? He was a comedian way back in the days of black and white television, and one of his things was to always repeatedly claim to be 39 even when everyone knew that he was much older than that. One of my favorite lines from that running gag was him telling a woman, "This relationship will never work out. You're 20 and I'm 39. And in 40 years, you'll be 60 and I'll be 39."
If your reference wasn't intentional, it certainly bore a remarkable resemblance to that running gag of his. :P
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Post by: Hash on October 18, 2007, 04:06:32 PM
he was the State Attourney General which is bassically the Top Prosecuter of the State. I find him to be one of the most Stuburn and Aragant Politicians ever even more so than Bush.
Just because of the spelling mistakes.
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on October 21, 2007, 06:24:41 PM
Click for context:
Looks like we found out what happened to Mike Naso.
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Post by: Јas on October 22, 2007, 09:21:08 AM
Culling is seen as unacceptable to devout Hindus, who revere the monkeys as a manifestation of the monkey god Hanuman, and often feed them bananas and peanuts.
Well then, it's obvious that Hanuman wanted this guy dead - the people should therefore celebrate his death. Hail Hanuman the Monkey God, Slayer of Politicians and Receiver of Bananas and Peanuts!
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Post by: Joe Republic on October 23, 2007, 05:53:28 PM
Well, California is kind of nice when it's not shaking or on fire.
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Post by: Sensei on October 23, 2007, 08:28:24 PM
Dave Leip?
Why is your nose brown and why does it smell like feces?
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Post by: Gabu on October 23, 2007, 09:46:11 PM
It may be a surprise to some people, but not all of California is on fire.
what
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Post by: Alcon on October 23, 2007, 09:48:44 PM
California being on fire is the best thing that has happened to the Comedy Goldmine in a long time.
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Post by: Alcon on October 23, 2007, 09:54:49 PM
Let me say first that I believe that I speak for the rest of the forum members when I say that we are all sorry and are praying for those affected by the wild fires in Southern California. I want to say that we are all praying for all who live in California that are on this forum and that we are praying for those affected by the fires.
Now is not a time to take too much of a statement on the political climate regarding the fires, because of this, I will only speak briefly on that. I want the country and the democratic leadership especially to know, that the Bush administration and the republicans are doing everything that we can to help the people affected by the California wild fires. We shall not be blamed, we meaning the republicans, for not aiding those affected by the California wildfires, as we are clearly doing everything that we can do to help.
Thank you, God Bless You, and God Bless America.
Now is not a time to take too much of a statement on the political climate regarding the fires, because of this, I will only speak briefly on that. I want the country and the democratic leadership especially to know, that the Bush administration and the republicans are doing everything that we can to help the people affected by the California wild fires. We shall not be blamed, we meaning the republicans, for not aiding those affected by the California wildfires, as we are clearly doing everything that we can do to help.
Thank you, God Bless You, and God Bless America.
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Post by: Sensei on October 23, 2007, 09:59:52 PM
Let me say first that I believe that I speak for the rest of the forum members when I say that we are all sorry and are praying for those affected by the wild fires in Southern California. I want to say that we are all praying for all who live in California that are on this forum and that we are praying for those affected by the fires.
Now is not a time to take too much of a statement on the political climate regarding the fires, because of this, I will only speak briefly on that. I want the country and the democratic leadership especially to know, that the Bush administration and the republicans are doing everything that we can to help the people affected by the California wild fires. We shall not be blamed, we meaning the republicans, for not aiding those affected by the California wildfires, as we are clearly doing everything that we can do to help.
Thank you, God Bless You, and God Bless America.
Now is not a time to take too much of a statement on the political climate regarding the fires, because of this, I will only speak briefly on that. I want the country and the democratic leadership especially to know, that the Bush administration and the republicans are doing everything that we can to help the people affected by the California wild fires. We shall not be blamed, we meaning the republicans, for not aiding those affected by the California wildfires, as we are clearly doing everything that we can do to help.
Thank you, God Bless You, and God Bless America.
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 23, 2007, 10:43:51 PM
This place is running out of gas now that Stark's posts are regulated.
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Post by: Verily on October 23, 2007, 10:47:23 PM
Thanks to Gabu and Wikipedia, I now know who Jack Benny was.
You mean to tell me that wasn't actually a reference to him? He was a comedian way back in the days of black and white television, and one of his things was to always repeatedly claim to be 39 even when everyone knew that he was much older than that. One of my favorite lines from that running gag was him telling a woman, "This relationship will never work out. You're 20 and I'm 39. And in 40 years, you'll be 60 and I'll be 39."
If your reference wasn't intentional, it certainly bore a remarkable resemblance to that running gag of his. :P
LOL, I was referencing Hitler, since it was Stark, but Jack Benny works, too.
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Post by: Ebowed on October 24, 2007, 03:32:09 AM
Anyway - no sane general is going to tell you that allowing illegals into the army is a good thing. You'll have Chinese and Arabs crawling all over the place, and then the end of the U.S.
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Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on October 24, 2007, 07:07:33 AM
Well, California is kind of nice when it's not shaking or on fire.
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Post by: Joe Republic on October 24, 2007, 04:58:01 PM
Try and find a more stereotypical Oklahoman than this guy:
(Last movie watched)
(Last movie watched)
An old 1960s Burl Ives Childrens Classic -- Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
I love those Christmas movies -- Rudolph, Frosty, and Santa.
By the way, yes, I am a CHRISTMAS FREAK. I already have my Christmas Tree up, and have had it up for two and a half weeks since Monday, October 8. I start listening to Christmas Music heavily in September and watch the Christmas Movies in October.
I love those Christmas movies -- Rudolph, Frosty, and Santa.
By the way, yes, I am a CHRISTMAS FREAK. I already have my Christmas Tree up, and have had it up for two and a half weeks since Monday, October 8. I start listening to Christmas Music heavily in September and watch the Christmas Movies in October.
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Post by: Speed of Sound on October 24, 2007, 05:43:31 PM
Dave Leip?
Why is your nose brown and why does it smell like feces?
...why are you smelling Inks' nose? ???
Well, it smelled awful, and hopes to find and eradicate the stench, I was led to Inks' nose. Is there a problem? You seem concerned.
Perhaps you should tell your mom to get that infection checked out - the feces smell was somewhat annoying.
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Post by: Sensei on October 24, 2007, 07:38:35 PM
Try and find a more stereotypical Oklahoman than this guy:
(Last movie watched)
(Last movie watched)
An old 1960s Burl Ives Childrens Classic -- Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
I love those Christmas movies -- Rudolph, Frosty, and Santa.
By the way, yes, I am a CHRISTMAS FREAK. I already have my Christmas Tree up, and have had it up for two and a half weeks since Monday, October 8. I start listening to Christmas Music heavily in September and watch the Christmas Movies in October.
I love those Christmas movies -- Rudolph, Frosty, and Santa.
By the way, yes, I am a CHRISTMAS FREAK. I already have my Christmas Tree up, and have had it up for two and a half weeks since Monday, October 8. I start listening to Christmas Music heavily in September and watch the Christmas Movies in October.
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Post by: bgwah on October 24, 2007, 11:15:38 PM
Unfortunately, I cannot remember, as its been 7 years since the start of my senior year (2000-2001), but I would lean to saying no, even though I live in the heart of the Bible Belt. I wish and hope we did. Everytime I did say or do say the Pledge, I always accent and say with pride "One Nation, Under GOD, with liberty and justice for all"
I'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that he can't remember high school or the "Under GOD" part.
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Post by: Јas on October 25, 2007, 03:42:44 AM
Response to the question: who is the biggest atheist on the forum?
I dunno. How much does Opebo weigh?
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Post by: © tweed on October 25, 2007, 07:00:33 AM
Option 1. The "next few years" is an unspecified amount of time. But, I believe that God will ulitmately triumph and that when He returns He will stamp out all traces of abortion. Nobody knows when he's coming back, though.
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Post by: KEmperor on October 27, 2007, 03:18:36 AM
I agree with BuskOklahoma's astute analysis. I'm also going to go out on a limb and predict that the GOP will take Massachusetts by twenty-five percentage points. After all, this is 2008, not 2004. The maps won't look anywhere near the same.
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Post by: bgwah on October 27, 2007, 03:21:54 AM
This is quickly becoming a "Laugh at BO" thread.
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Post by: Sensei on October 27, 2007, 11:31:46 AM
This is quickly becoming a "Laugh at BO" thread.
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Post by: Sensei on October 27, 2007, 11:32:33 AM
I've effectively been an athiest my entire life. In addition, I think I might be able to slam dunk this award if some of you knew what I do in private.
You molest altar boys?
You have to be Catholic to do that.
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Post by: Sensei on October 27, 2007, 06:55:17 PM
Nothing really. I remember getting pulled into the principals office in 2nd grade and was paddled, but I can't remember why.
Calling the matron a "ƒaucy wench of a diƒreputable qualitie", or snapping your slate tablet, perhaps?
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Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on October 27, 2007, 07:45:07 PM
Nothing really. I remember getting pulled into the principals office in 2nd grade and was paddled, but I can't remember why.
Calling the matron a "ƒaucy wench of a diƒreputable qualitie", or snapping your slate tablet, perhaps?
Misspelling "ſaucy" and "diſreputable" hardly seems lol-worthy.
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Post by: Hash on October 27, 2007, 07:55:01 PM
Don't you have any patience? Anyway, why do you post obscure scenarios usually involving Ronald Reagan running for a third term, Ike Eisenhower running for a third term and now George H.W. Bush not raising taxes.
It has been a while since I have done Ike running for a third term and Reagan running for a third term. This is only the second scenario I have done with Bush not raising taxes. You must not know how to count, or one or two times is too many times to post a certain scenario. Gee, grow up.
Coming from gporter...
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Post by: Gabu on October 27, 2007, 07:58:48 PM
Don't you have any patience? Anyway, why do you post obscure scenarios usually involving Ronald Reagan running for a third term, Ike Eisenhower running for a third term and now George H.W. Bush not raising taxes.
It has been a while since I have done Ike running for a third term and Reagan running for a third term. This is only the second scenario I have done with Bush not raising taxes. You must not know how to count, or one or two times is too many times to post a certain scenario. Gee, grow up.
Coming from gporter...
I like how he says it's "only' the second scenario with Bush not raising taxes. Why would you ever do the same scenario twice?
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Post by: Hash on October 27, 2007, 08:26:38 PM
Don't you have any patience? Anyway, why do you post obscure scenarios usually involving Ronald Reagan running for a third term, Ike Eisenhower running for a third term and now George H.W. Bush not raising taxes.
It has been a while since I have done Ike running for a third term and Reagan running for a third term. This is only the second scenario I have done with Bush not raising taxes. You must not know how to count, or one or two times is too many times to post a certain scenario. Gee, grow up.
Coming from gporter...
I like how he says it's "only' the second scenario with Bush not raising taxes. Why would you ever do the same scenario twice?
Another good catch there, didn't see that one :P
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Post by: Eraserhead on October 27, 2007, 09:08:51 PM
Try and find a more stereotypical Oklahoman than this guy:
(Last movie watched)
(Last movie watched)
An old 1960s Burl Ives Childrens Classic -- Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
I love those Christmas movies -- Rudolph, Frosty, and Santa.
By the way, yes, I am a CHRISTMAS FREAK. I already have my Christmas Tree up, and have had it up for two and a half weeks since Monday, October 8. I start listening to Christmas Music heavily in September and watch the Christmas Movies in October.
I love those Christmas movies -- Rudolph, Frosty, and Santa.
By the way, yes, I am a CHRISTMAS FREAK. I already have my Christmas Tree up, and have had it up for two and a half weeks since Monday, October 8. I start listening to Christmas Music heavily in September and watch the Christmas Movies in October.
That is some scary stuff there.
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on October 29, 2007, 08:17:28 PM
Another one you have to read in context:
This thread killed any chance she had.
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Post by: Sensei on October 30, 2007, 03:16:14 PM
Oh my! I just noticed this. Bottom or top, Josh?
Spoken like a 'fangirl' :)
It's not really as strict as that and besides many gay couples don't do that. It's not the Holy Grail of gay love. Theres plenty of other things to do ;)
I'll admit to being a fan! I didn't find my few actual experiences with it to be a very good fit, but I do find homosexuality fascinating.
But has josh even had sex of any kind? I was more asking what are or would be his preferences in the area of intercourse.. as you say its not always strict, but there's often some taking of roles.
I don't think that's your business Opebo. This is not a Q and A thread!
Thanks afleitch you took the words right out of my mouth, but lets just say that me and one of my (Guy)bestfriends know alot about each other's bodies. ;)
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Post by: Verily on October 30, 2007, 04:32:40 PM
Click for context.
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Post by: PBrunsel on October 30, 2007, 10:11:52 PM
That is some scary stuff there.
I mean, October 8th, is a wee bit early for a Christmas tree, but I say BushOklahoma is truly a, “freedom fighter”, for his actions. I have no problem with a man who loves and enthusiastically celebrates a holiday urging peace on earth and goodwill toward men. We should have these ideals in our heart not just one day, or even twelve, but every day.
BushOklahoma,
I think your enthusiasm for Christmas is noble. Heck, Christmas music is also my favorite music, and I prefer It’s a Wonderful Life over every other film I’ve ever seen. Merry very early Christmas to you! :)
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Post by: Gabu on October 31, 2007, 05:17:33 PM
Describing how a video of a woman taking her clothes off and then expressing support for Ron Paul affected his opinion of Ron Paul:
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on November 01, 2007, 04:16:30 PM
Good for them!!! I do not like Colbert one bit. I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats. I never watch his show on purpose. I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.
I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.
Jay Leno, in my mind, is different. At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad. Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.
I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.
Jay Leno, in my mind, is different. At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad. Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.
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Post by: Eraserhead on November 01, 2007, 08:15:23 PM
Good for them!!! I do not like Colbert one bit. I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats. I never watch his show on purpose. I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.
I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.
Jay Leno, in my mind, is different. At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad. Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.
I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.
Jay Leno, in my mind, is different. At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad. Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.
I thought he was only 25? How did he "grow up watching Johnny Carson"?
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Post by: Verily on November 01, 2007, 10:02:44 PM
Good for them!!! I do not like Colbert one bit. I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats. I never watch his show on purpose. I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.
I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.
Jay Leno, in my mind, is different. At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad. Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.
I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.
Jay Leno, in my mind, is different. At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad. Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.
I thought he was only 25? How did he "grow up watching Johnny Carson"?
He grew up in Oklahoma. They only just reached 1987.
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Post by: Small Business Owner of Any Repute on November 01, 2007, 11:26:55 PM
Good for them!!! I do not like Colbert one bit. I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats. I never watch his show on purpose. I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.
I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.
Jay Leno, in my mind, is different. At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad. Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.
I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.
Jay Leno, in my mind, is different. At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad. Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.
I thought he was only 25? How did he "grow up watching Johnny Carson"?
Well, Carson did last into the 1990s. I'm 27 and I've seen plenty of Carson episodes of the Tonight Show.
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Post by: HardRCafé on November 02, 2007, 12:00:36 AM
Ed McMahon always ruined it for me.
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Post by: Ebowed on November 03, 2007, 06:53:30 PM
Urinated on the vice principles desk.
Is anyone honestly surprised?
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on November 04, 2007, 09:37:26 PM
Can anyone decipher this?
No, just a handful of leftist of troll's for Verily Ebowed.
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Post by: Ebowed on November 05, 2007, 02:58:45 AM
Did anyone archive Inks' poem?
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Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on November 05, 2007, 10:15:22 AM
Having read the Wiki, I recognize that he was not crazy at all but a drug addict.
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Post by: Joe Republic on November 05, 2007, 11:27:48 AM
May I ask, why would you like to be Lieutenant Governor of the Mideast, when you only registered today?
Absolutely.
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on November 05, 2007, 03:05:20 PM
Stark in this thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=64508.0
Of course after he called people terrorists for voting for Ahmadinejad over him.
Of course after he called people terrorists for voting for Ahmadinejad over him.
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Post by: Sensei on November 05, 2007, 05:58:04 PM
Yes I would vote for Mahmood over Hillary. got a problem with that?
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Post by: Eraserhead on November 05, 2007, 08:21:59 PM
Yes I would vote for Mahmood over Hillary. got a problem with that?
I guess they aren't trying to control what he posts anymore either.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: minionofmidas on November 06, 2007, 03:28:43 PM
Jmfcst... you aren't gay...
I see no reason to jump to that conclusion, Josh.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on November 06, 2007, 06:03:21 PM
the solution for the cultural war: afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!
If Jesus were referring to homosexuals in his use of the term “eunuch”, then this is how verses 11 and 12 would read:
1) Those who were born homosexuals
2) Those who were made homosexuals by others
3) Those who have chosen homosexuality in order to be completely devoted to God in some strange way.
Now, according to your fellow homosexuals, gays can not have their sexual orientations altered by others (not even by God) or themselves (they did not choose to be gay).
So this whole argument is transparently and deeply flawed.
Not at all. Just because it would not fit in with the 'born that way' mentality of some gay people (how someone is gay, is in my opinion an irrelevance anyway) It would still exclude homosexuals (eunouchos) no matter how they came to be, from marriage; they would be the legitimised exception to the rule.
If Jesus were referring to homosexuals in his use of the term “eunuch”, then this is how verses 11 and 12 would read:
1) Those who were born homosexuals
2) Those who were made homosexuals by others
3) Those who have chosen homosexuality in order to be completely devoted to God in some strange way.
Now, according to your fellow homosexuals, gays can not have their sexual orientations altered by others (not even by God) or themselves (they did not choose to be gay).
So this whole argument is transparently and deeply flawed.
Not at all. Just because it would not fit in with the 'born that way' mentality of some gay people (how someone is gay, is in my opinion an irrelevance anyway) It would still exclude homosexuals (eunouchos) no matter how they came to be, from marriage; they would be the legitimised exception to the rule.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: afleitch on November 06, 2007, 06:09:55 PM
the solution for the cultural war: afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!
If Jesus were referring to homosexuals in his use of the term “eunuch”, then this is how verses 11 and 12 would read:
1) Those who were born homosexuals
2) Those who were made homosexuals by others
3) Those who have chosen homosexuality in order to be completely devoted to God in some strange way.
Now, according to your fellow homosexuals, gays can not have their sexual orientations altered by others (not even by God) or themselves (they did not choose to be gay).
So this whole argument is transparently and deeply flawed.
Not at all. Just because it would not fit in with the 'born that way' mentality of some gay people (how someone is gay, is in my opinion an irrelevance anyway) It would still exclude homosexuals (eunouchos) no matter how they came to be, from marriage; they would be the legitimised exception to the rule.
If Jesus were referring to homosexuals in his use of the term “eunuch”, then this is how verses 11 and 12 would read:
1) Those who were born homosexuals
2) Those who were made homosexuals by others
3) Those who have chosen homosexuality in order to be completely devoted to God in some strange way.
Now, according to your fellow homosexuals, gays can not have their sexual orientations altered by others (not even by God) or themselves (they did not choose to be gay).
So this whole argument is transparently and deeply flawed.
Not at all. Just because it would not fit in with the 'born that way' mentality of some gay people (how someone is gay, is in my opinion an irrelevance anyway) It would still exclude homosexuals (eunouchos) no matter how they came to be, from marriage; they would be the legitimised exception to the rule.
:D
No!
Afleitch admits he does not know what the cause of homosexuality is, does not think it is relevant and believes that the are except from the conditions of heterosexual opposite sex marriage as outline in the Bible.
:D
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on November 06, 2007, 06:11:21 PM
the solution for the cultural war: afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!
Get your ridiculous Bible war out of this thread. kthx
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bullmoose88 on November 06, 2007, 06:12:23 PM
the solution for the cultural war: afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!
Get your goddamn Bible war out of this thread. kthx
Its always a Bible war...when can we get a Koran war or something else different around here.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on November 07, 2007, 02:09:08 PM
GET YOU F**KING BIBLE THUMPING OUT OF THE GOLDMINE.
New addition:
New addition:
'the Hated' is a tool, just look at the fool's signature. Probably still lives in his mother's basement, has never paid taxes, never paid a mortgage, never held a steady job and has never lived in the real world outside Goatfukkin, Minnesota. And he's probably in his 30s, too. No wonder he doesn't understand why governors tend to do better in attracting indepedent and swing voters (who are the ones who decide presidential elections) as opposed to worthless senators.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on November 07, 2007, 07:52:34 PM
Yes I would vote for Mahmood over Hillary. got a problem with that?
I guess they aren't trying to control what he posts anymore either.
Let's see how long that lasts.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Verily on November 07, 2007, 11:32:16 PM
the solution for the cultural war: afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!
Get your goddamn Bible war out of this thread. kthx
Its always a Bible war...when can we get a Koran war or something else different around here.
I vote for a Ramayana war. The stories are much juicier.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on November 08, 2007, 02:03:45 AM
I think this whole exchange deserves preservation:
Your mom's not a real country
Personally, I'd be more concerned if she were.
Yo momma so fat, she is a real country.
Quite.
Also, yo daddy so fat, he's British.
Not Britain? I'm disappointed.
You should be disappointed.
How unfortunate.
Your mom's unfortunate
This is ridiculous. Canada's not even a real country :)
Your mom's not a real country
Personally, I'd be more concerned if she were.
Yo momma so fat, she is a real country.
Quite.
Also, yo daddy so fat, he's British.
Not Britain? I'm disappointed.
You should be disappointed.
How unfortunate.
Your mom's unfortunate
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Bacon King on November 08, 2007, 07:20:21 AM
Oh, you silly Canadians. :P
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Post by: MODU on November 08, 2007, 08:51:05 AM
Oh, you silly Canadians. :P
I think he was being serious. You know how the cold up there messes with their brains. Hell, they drive big rigs over forzen lakes for crying out loud. ;)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on November 11, 2007, 05:56:57 PM
I saw a story a few months ago about a Thai guy in the near South who was apprehended for 'raping' dogs and banana plants. The local banana growers said it was a real problem as it left the plants quite damaged. The man said anyone would understand if they had tried it.
Haha, no! I wouldn't even know how. Other than maybe the banana itself - its all mushy inside if you see what I mean. But I dislike the outdoors.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on November 11, 2007, 05:57:27 PM
Did anyone archive Inks' poem?
Which one?
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Post by: DownWithTheLeft on November 11, 2007, 07:01:25 PM
2 Days Back and I've made the Goldmine?
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Post by: Joe Republic on November 11, 2007, 07:07:27 PM
2 Days Back and I've made the Goldmine?
Uh... no?
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Post by: DownWithTheLeft on November 11, 2007, 08:21:09 PM
2 Days Back and I've made the Goldmine?
Uh... no?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Bacon King on November 11, 2007, 10:27:00 PM
from gporter's signature:
Quote
Q=Why does Dan Quayle not want to go hunting with Dick Cheney?
A=Because he is a quayle.
A=Because he is a quayle.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on November 12, 2007, 02:36:45 AM
from gporter's signature:
Quote
Q=Why does Dan Quayle not want to go hunting with Dick Cheney?
A=Because he is a quayle.
A=Because he is a quayle.
I actually am laughing out loud right now.
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Post by: Alcon on November 12, 2007, 02:49:07 PM
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Post by: DownWithTheLeft on November 12, 2007, 05:26:54 PM
from gporter's signature:
Quote
Q=Why does Dan Quayle not want to go hunting with Dick Cheney?
A=Because he is a quayle.
A=Because he is a quayle.
I actually am laughing out loud right now.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Lief 🗽 on November 12, 2007, 09:21:28 PM
This thread has an awful lot of "show" buttons.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on November 12, 2007, 10:36:57 PM
I've never made any hack predictions.
Sorry, I thought this was Atlas Forum. Have I been posting to the wrong place?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on November 13, 2007, 12:05:50 PM
This is another mile stone in the history of Atlas stupidity.
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Post by: jokerman on November 13, 2007, 07:52:07 PM
Why do you encourage him?
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Post by: Sensei on November 13, 2007, 08:12:33 PM
Why do you encourage him?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on November 13, 2007, 08:26:08 PM
You either really dig Straha or you don't.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Undisguised Sockpuppet on November 13, 2007, 10:45:12 PM
Why do you encourage him?
Just ignore people like Preston. He's a silly populist.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: tik 🪀✨ on November 14, 2007, 01:10:19 AM
()
welcome to the atlas
welcome to the atlas
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Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on November 14, 2007, 02:50:13 PM
Why do you encourage him?
Something to do with having the sense of humour of an especially immature three year old.
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Post by: Eraserhead on November 14, 2007, 05:37:51 PM
()
welcome to the atlas
welcome to the atlas
What? Those are VIP Quality threads.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on November 15, 2007, 04:21:38 PM
yes, but 95% of the time it is used the speaker isn't using it in any type of reference to homosexuals. hell, I used it as an insult for a year before I figured out what it actually meant.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on November 15, 2007, 07:27:23 PM
(Actual quote deleted as not relevant to this bit of comedy. - Ernest)
Are you a joke poster? You kind of remind me of NOLIBS4USA.
I am not a joke, I am just a poster accused of not having a sense of humor
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on November 16, 2007, 03:12:34 AM
yes, but 95% of the time it is used the speaker isn't using it in any type of reference to homosexuals. hell, I used it as an insult for a year before I figured out what it actually meant.
Uh, why is that funny? It's more an accurate depiction of the evolution of language than anything else.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: © tweed on November 17, 2007, 12:46:12 AM
Ebowed: you are very stupid.
How old do you think the earth is?
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Post by: Hash on November 17, 2007, 07:30:49 AM
Good news for Hillary Clinton
Click for context
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Post by: Verily on November 17, 2007, 01:38:02 PM
I know Jesus is alive! I swear I saw him 2 weeks ago!!11!!!!
On a piece of toast?
My religion worships Nutella. Mmm.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Јas on November 18, 2007, 06:49:35 AM
This reminds me of a time when I was sitting in Starbucks with my Ipod. I went the counter for a refill and the girl at the counter asked me what I was listening to.
I responded, "Old school stuff."
She asked, "Oh, how old?"
I answered, "Gregorian Chant." Which was what happened to be on at the time.
She answered, "Oh... you weren't kidding."
HA
I responded, "Old school stuff."
She asked, "Oh, how old?"
I answered, "Gregorian Chant." Which was what happened to be on at the time.
She answered, "Oh... you weren't kidding."
HA
Brilliant. :)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Јas on November 18, 2007, 08:06:27 AM
Q: Rank top candidates [in US Presidential race] in order of preference.
1. (LARGE GAP)
2. The rest.
2. The rest.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: minionofmidas on November 18, 2007, 11:51:36 AM
I know Jesus is alive! I swear I saw him 2 weeks ago!!11!!!!
On a piece of toast?
My religion worships Nutella. Mmm.
Q: "What do you believe in?" (expected A: "God" or summat like that.)
A: "The five essential ingredients of Nutella."
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on November 18, 2007, 04:20:15 PM
In reference to Straha:
Wow, my first argument with a libertarian.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Verily on November 18, 2007, 09:12:04 PM
Damn, you've created more parties than Chuck E. Cheese.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on November 19, 2007, 02:18:26 AM
Straha's solutions are common-sense and agreeable.
Title: Re: Where did the Comedy Goldmine go?
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on November 19, 2007, 02:20:32 AM
The thread's creator, Gabu, couldn't have deleted it as the power to delete your own threads has been removed. Alcon has already shown us here that it apparently wasn't him, and he certainly wouldn't have deliberately deleted the whole thing anyway. That just leaves Dave, who might have done it semi-accidentally as a response to a reported post. It has precedence; i.e. the fantasy election registration thread previous to the current one.
What happened in the Fantasy registration thread?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on November 19, 2007, 04:41:46 AM
Some excerpts from the Seventh Circuit's opinion (http://www.ca7.uscourts.gov/fdocs/docs.fwx?submit=showbr&shofile=06-3635_038.pdf) in United States v. Patridge:
Ouch. Not that I feel sorry for the guy.
| .. | Patridge's brief in the criminal appeal presents 19 issues, all frivolous. Many are in the style of tax-protest arguments that we might expect from a layman representing himself but do not expect to see in a brief filed by a member of the bar. For example, although counsel concedes that a person who earns income cannot avoid taxes by appointing it to a third party--here, by remitting the income to Trust #1--he insists that the maneuver may be penalized only if the taxpayer knows that 26 U.S.C. §7201 is the section of the Internal Revenue Code that makes the dodge unlawful. Cheek v. United States, 498 U.S. 192 (1991), holds that a person may be convicted of tax offenses only if he knows that the Code requires him to pay. The jury was so instructed, and its verdict shows that it found, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Patridge knew that he had to pay taxes on what he made from his business. ... Yet Patridge, in common with many other people who know what the law requires, could not say just which provisions of the Code make income taxable and prevent evasion. For that matter, many tax lawyers (and most judges) could not rattle off the citations without glancing at a book. ... Knowledge of the law's demands does not depend on knowing the citation any more than ability to watch a program on TV depends on knowing the frequency on which the signal is broadcast. ... None of the remaining 16 arguments in the criminal appeal requires comment. The appeal from the Tax Court is equally frivolous. ... The current proceeding is nothing but obstructionism. Jerold W. Barringer represented Patridge at trial, in the Tax Court, and during the three appeals to this court. He has performed below the standard of a pro se litigant; we have serious doubt about his fitness to practice law. The problem is not simply his inability to distinguish between plausible and preposterous arguments. It is his disdain for the norms of legal practice (19 issues indeed!) and the rules of procedure. ... [His statement of the facts] contains not a single fact and verges on illiteracy. One might think that Barringer had confused the "Statement of Facts" section with the "Summary of Argument" required by Rule 28(a)(8), except that this passage does not contain any argument (it is argument free, though full of assertion) and is immediately followed by a six-page-long "SUMMARY OF APPELLANT'S ARGUMENTS". . . . We ... give Barringer 14 days to show cause why he should not be fined $10,000 for his frivolous arguments and noncompliance with the Rules, and why he should not be suspended from practice until he demonstrates an ability to litigate an appeal competently and responsibly. |
Ouch. Not that I feel sorry for the guy.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on November 19, 2007, 12:49:29 PM
What on earth is a gay 'agenda' anyway?
You didn't get your copy yet? Here...
GAY AGENDA
November Meeting of the Gays
1. Minutes of the October Meeting
2. Vote: Brad Pitt v George Clooney
3. Is purple the new pink?
4. Presentation by 'The Brain' on how to take over the world
5. Christmas Party '07
5. AOGB (Any Other Gay Business)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on November 19, 2007, 07:10:46 PM
Having just listened to Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries, I've now decided I'm strongly in favour of invading Poland.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on November 20, 2007, 03:57:57 AM
Click for context:
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Post by: Gabu on November 20, 2007, 11:07:56 PM
Yay for misleading generalizations!
The comedy comes not so much from the content of the post but from its origins.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on November 21, 2007, 03:20:49 PM
Just pointing out the political cartoon thread (https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=65322) and bumping this thread which has inexplicably fallen to page 2.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Dr. Cynic on November 21, 2007, 03:25:19 PM
The poor bastard died when his bowel's ruptured on Sunday afternoon. There was nothing they could do. Thankfully, he died in his sleep, which is one of the best way's to go, apart from having a heart attack whilst having sex.
I dunno why it was funny to me.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: opebo on November 21, 2007, 03:38:25 PM
The poor bastard died when his bowel's ruptured on Sunday afternoon. There was nothing they could do. Thankfully, he died in his sleep, which is one of the best way's to go, apart from having a heart attack whilst having sex.
I dunno why it was funny to me.
I think there are two reasons: 1) bowels ruptured, and 2) he slept through it.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on November 22, 2007, 08:12:30 AM
Any disguised porn movie that LimeWire always churns out in it's search results.
I find them more annoying than disturbing, tbh. I mean, here I am, expecting to see, I dunno, Spider-Man 3 and suddenly I see some girl taking a faceload of cum.
"Is this the director's cut?", I thought, before I realised that I was actually looking at Animal Instinct XXXIV or somesuch.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on November 23, 2007, 03:11:36 PM
In response to a thread on Evan Bayh:
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Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on November 23, 2007, 08:27:54 PM
Might want to mention that us Yankees are giving thanks today and that you give thanks for having known your granddad. It'd also be good without mentioning us Yanks.
In the middle of an election campaign, anything even vaguely relating to politics would be rather crass, and 'America' is a political issue here-just as it is worldwide.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on November 24, 2007, 11:27:30 AM
In the early to mid 1990's Philadelphia had a string of wrong address raids. The police would usually get the address wrong.
Shortly thereafter, the the City of Philadelphia had a string of lawsuits from string of wrong address raids.
Shortly thereafter, the the City of Philadelphia wrote a string of of checks to cover the cost of settling the string of lawsuits from string of wrong address raids.
Shortly thereafter, the police got better at finding the correct addresses.
Shortly thereafter, the the City of Philadelphia had a string of lawsuits from string of wrong address raids.
Shortly thereafter, the the City of Philadelphia wrote a string of of checks to cover the cost of settling the string of lawsuits from string of wrong address raids.
Shortly thereafter, the police got better at finding the correct addresses.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bgwah on November 24, 2007, 07:42:40 PM
I just had a horrible thought - maybe he got laid off and realized the error of his right-wing ways. He's probably living in his truck (without internet access)! Those poor little girls..
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: © tweed on November 25, 2007, 05:54:36 PM
For all the bleeding hearts on this forum who say "but he saved the helpless child"
Well tough sh!t
Well tough sh!t
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Post by: Eraserhead on November 26, 2007, 03:26:00 AM
A shame; despite his politics I quite liked Jeff. Any chance of a return?
I'd say so. Homeless people can sometimes get away with using the internet at the public library, as long as they don't disturb anyone.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on November 26, 2007, 06:43:41 PM
The Paul thing is getting a little out of control. You can't walk into the mall without these people coming at you now.
I think it's sort of like experiencing Eugene McCarthy's supporters in 1968, only in miniature. Deranged, running against the establishment, and with no hope at all of winning.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: King on November 27, 2007, 06:42:20 PM
Bump.
That one is funnier in context.
As a wrestler of 4 years, I loved the sport, even though I sucked terribly.
That one is funnier in context.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on November 28, 2007, 02:07:02 AM
Click for context:
I had to wikipedia it, but I approve.
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Post by: Јas on November 28, 2007, 06:30:33 AM
On Peter Hain:
The dayglo member for sunny, sunny Neath.
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Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on November 28, 2007, 06:31:58 AM
Vanity forbids me from not voting for myself.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on November 29, 2007, 11:12:35 PM
BRTD, 2040:
()
"Who wants to get trashed?"
()
"Who wants to get trashed?"
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Michael Z on November 30, 2007, 05:48:28 AM
George Wallace and I would have supported him over Nixon (that's the guy that got shot and was the governor of Alabama, or am I thinking of another Wallace?)
Yes, you are referring to the person who supported segregation and nuclear war.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on November 30, 2007, 07:43:07 PM
Click for context:
Too long. You look like some Saudi government official with that length.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on November 30, 2007, 07:45:18 PM
BRTD, 2040:
()
"Who wants to get trashed?"
()
"Who wants to get trashed?"
That image was bad - so I put up the same one from a different site
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on November 30, 2007, 08:02:52 PM
Concerning BRTD's name:
Don't get it, but I'm sure it will change soon enough
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 01, 2007, 02:14:11 AM
Learn your acronyms
OMFG, STFU&DIAF
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on December 01, 2007, 03:00:10 AM
I'm starting to feel that Inks should be prohibited from posting in this thread.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on December 01, 2007, 02:31:31 PM
I am rather well-informed.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on December 01, 2007, 02:41:06 PM
I am rather well-informed.
You forgot this:
The bottom line is these people are beyond help.
Reminds me of someone...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on December 01, 2007, 08:17:07 PM
I find that liver failure will be sufficient to get me off work sick in a few years, I do not anticipate needing any additional excuses.
(on a silly question asking people what sort of cancer sticks they set fire to)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 02, 2007, 02:00:28 AM
Letter To The Editor
Learn your acronyms
Learn your acronyms
I've never even heard that acronym, and from the looks of it others haven't either. In fact if you look up LTTE on google you get the terrorist group for at least five pages (I stopped there) and not one letter to the editor. So I suggest YOU learn YOUR acronyms.
Oh stop sweating the small stuff. Just answer the damn question. John Dibble.. quit showing off your brainy smarty smartness and general agreeableness. I despise yellow. Go climb a tree.
OK! THAT SOUNDS FUN!
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Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: CPT MikeyMike on December 02, 2007, 02:14:41 PM
Typical Gporter...
And the fun that comes from it!
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=65742.0
Note: Please do not post a map just because you are a partisan democrat and you "know" the democrats to win regardless of which ticket it is opposing them. Please only post logical scenarios.
And the fun that comes from it!
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=65742.0
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Jaggerjack on December 02, 2007, 02:18:23 PM
lol gporter
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 02, 2007, 08:20:16 PM
On the weirdest letters to the editor people have read:
You heard it here first: only right-wingers care about stopped up toilets.
Another was from some right-winger attacking tenants because "toilets don't get stopped up for no reason."
You heard it here first: only right-wingers care about stopped up toilets.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: KEmperor on December 03, 2007, 04:09:29 AM
I was under the impression that left wingers expel waste through osmosis.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on December 03, 2007, 06:18:40 AM
ONE TIME I WENT INTO A STRIP CLUB AND WAS LIKE HEY THERE ARE NAKED WOMEN HERE THIS IS PRETTY SWEET BUT THEN I LISTENED TO THE MUSIC AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF GOD DAMNIT THIS MUSIC IS F**KING NOT PEOPLE YELLING AND THROWING DRUM KITS DOWN A STAIRCASE AND MY EXPERIENCE WAS RUINED FOR THE ENTIRE TIME THEREAFTER AND ALL BECAUSE THEY DID NOT HAVE PEOPLE YELLING AND THROWING DRUM KITS DOWN A STAIRCASE PLAYING OVER THE SPEAKERS
WHY COULD THEY NOT HAVE HAD THAT MUSIC
WHY GOD WHY
WON'T SOMEONE BE MY SAVIOR?
WHY COULD THEY NOT HAVE HAD THAT MUSIC
WHY GOD WHY
WON'T SOMEONE BE MY SAVIOR?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on December 03, 2007, 12:19:37 PM
For somewhat reason I can imagine Hashemite as Paula Abdul and Gporter as the Cat in her 1988 music video When Opposites Attract. If not that, maybe they can star in a remake of the Odd Couple.
Hashemite as Paula Abdul? Uhh...
Scary thought isn't it?
You have weird fantasies about Paula Abdul my friend.
Who doesn't?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Bacon King on December 03, 2007, 02:38:47 PM
I have a feeling that posting on the Atlas Forum tends to increase one's creepiness rating.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on December 05, 2007, 09:25:40 AM
Denis Healey was a comedian [...]
I don't think his Budgets were that funny...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on December 06, 2007, 02:32:43 PM
Hume laughs at you.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on December 08, 2007, 09:47:08 AM
Down/Down - he'd get the Reps and moderates.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: DownWithTheLeft on December 08, 2007, 08:17:33 PM
1789-1801: Federalist
1801-1825: Democratic-Republican
1825-1845: Democrat
1845-1855: Whig
1856-1913: Republican
1913-present: Democrat
1801-1825: Democratic-Republican
1825-1845: Democrat
1845-1855: Whig
1856-1913: Republican
1913-present: Democrat
I was too devoted to parties, so here it goes against:
1789-1801: Federalist
1801-1825: Democratic-Republican
1825-1837: Democrat
1837-1861: Independent (lean Democrat)
1861-1866: Republican
1866-1885: Independent (lean Republican)
1885-1897: Democrat
1897-1909: Republican
1909-1913: Independent (lean Democrat)
1913-1913: Progressive
1913-1923: Democrat
1923-1929: Independent (lean Democrat)
1929-1953: Democrat
1953-1961: Independent (lean Democrat)
1961-2007: Democrat
LOL, he stopped being partisan within 2 weeks?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 10, 2007, 01:10:39 AM
No, I think it just means that Inks is on the Alan Keyes bandwagon.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: DownWithTheLeft on December 10, 2007, 06:33:24 PM
I'm gonna say more Constitutionalists are, but I don't classify any of the parties as racist (and note, I love the Constitution party).
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gustaf on December 11, 2007, 02:52:21 PM
In the Risk thread I thought this...
...followed by this...
...looked pretty funny.
Only 46? I've got this one in the bag.
...followed by this...
I'll trade these in for ten more plus two each in Maryland, Delaware, and North Dakota:
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()
()
All 56 go to New York, attack from New York to Vermont to New Hampshire to Maine to Massachusetts to Rhode Island to Connecticut do or die.
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()
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All 56 go to New York, attack from New York to Vermont to New Hampshire to Maine to Massachusetts to Rhode Island to Connecticut do or die.
...looked pretty funny.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on December 11, 2007, 04:35:27 PM
I get the impression that that'd be lost on anybody who hasn't been following the game, Gus. ;)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on December 11, 2007, 05:00:51 PM
No, I think it just means that Inks is on the Alan Keyes bandwagon.
Heck no!
I'm gonna say more Constitutionalists are, but I don't classify any of the parties as racist (and note, I love the Constitution party).
Why is that funny?
I get the impression that that'd be lost on anybody who hasn't been following the game, Gus. ;)
You'r 100% right.
EDIT: In context, it's funny.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 12, 2007, 11:11:03 AM
OK if people say I'm bad at logical arguments just please don't say that I'm the absolute WORST at it:
You claim to have me on "ignore", yet you respond to my posts.
Are all paid Hillary posters (like you) pathological liars?
As far as the "ignore" feature is concerned, I only knew it existed a couple weeks ago. 7 people are ignoring me. LMAO
There's a "show post" button which I use on you way too much. A bad habit I should probably work at breaking.
The fact that you called me a paid Hillary poster is:
1-Hilarious
2-Proves that you're a f**king idiot who's apparentely incapable of reading my sig.
3-Reminds me why I put you on ignore in the first place.
blah blah blah....Whatever, Hillary troll. No wonder you have like 18 people ignoring you.
Now go cry, emo kid.
Only two active posters: MikeyCNY and Willy Woz.
Also put Stark and KillerPollo on ignore.
Also put Stark and KillerPollo on ignore.
You claim to have me on "ignore", yet you respond to my posts.
Are all paid Hillary posters (like you) pathological liars?
As far as the "ignore" feature is concerned, I only knew it existed a couple weeks ago. 7 people are ignoring me. LMAO
There's a "show post" button which I use on you way too much. A bad habit I should probably work at breaking.
The fact that you called me a paid Hillary poster is:
1-Hilarious
2-Proves that you're a f**king idiot who's apparentely incapable of reading my sig.
3-Reminds me why I put you on ignore in the first place.
blah blah blah....Whatever, Hillary troll. No wonder you have like 18 people ignoring you.
Now go cry, emo kid.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gustaf on December 12, 2007, 03:39:41 PM
I get the impression that that'd be lost on anybody who hasn't been following the game, Gus. ;)
Well...maybe, but as long as one gets that Sensei's post is referring to Fezzy's reinforcements...ok, I guess it was. I thought about it, but I figured it was reasonably clear from the context. I found it funny enough to include anyway, so deal with it people! :)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 13, 2007, 01:48:11 PM
BRTD (with his multiple troll IDs I think his other persona is "Eraserhead")
Mikey gives us a sig material gem!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on December 13, 2007, 05:34:40 PM
I'm not exactly sure why I found this amusing, but still:
You made the accusation.
Now back it up.
You can't back it up, because it does not exist.
It is a figment of your imagination.
Go ahead, prove your allegations.
Now back it up.
You can't back it up, because it does not exist.
It is a figment of your imagination.
Go ahead, prove your allegations.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: jokerman on December 13, 2007, 10:15:31 PM
Sounds like Bob Knight at a press conference, lol.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 13, 2007, 10:57:34 PM
I'm not exactly sure why I found this amusing, but still:
You made the accusation.
Now back it up.
You can't back it up, because it does not exist.
It is a figment of your imagination.
Go ahead, prove your allegations.
Now back it up.
You can't back it up, because it does not exist.
It is a figment of your imagination.
Go ahead, prove your allegations.
Apparently his argument is "your accusation is false because your accusation does not exist".
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on December 13, 2007, 11:56:14 PM
Winfield needs to switch to decaf and get over his rather intense man crush on Romney.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on December 14, 2007, 12:00:45 AM
Winfeild needs to switch to decaf and get over his rather intense man crush on Romney.
Winfield doesn't drink coffee.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: The Man From G.O.P. on December 14, 2007, 02:44:44 AM
Tancredo - DWDL
Ron Paul - DWTL
Fred Thompson - DWTL and Keystone Phil
Looks like the forum as confused to which candidate I am supporting as I am. However, the answer for right now is Paul. Let me explain. I started off early in the cycle supporting McCain because I thought he had the best chance of winning, then I switched to Tancredo to try and get his message out. Then of course I moved to Brownback because I thought he was Tancredo with a better shot to win. Then I moved to Huckabee because of the Fair Tax Plan, but drifted back to Tancredo with a hoping Thompson would run. Then when Thompson ran I jumped onto his campaign pretty heavily, but switched to Huckabee when he flopped. Then I decided that my personal hatred of Ron Paul was unwarranted and I agreed with him to much to not support him. This is confusing I must admit
BUT, I am a Ron Paul supporter (for the moment)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 14, 2007, 04:03:15 AM
Tancredo - DWDL
Ron Paul - DWTL
Fred Thompson - DWTL and Keystone Phil
Looks like the forum as confused to which candidate I am supporting as I am. However, the answer for right now is Paul. Let me explain. I started off early in the cycle supporting McCain because I thought he had the best chance of winning, then I switched to Tancredo to try and get his message out. Then of course I moved to Brownback because I thought he was Tancredo with a better shot to win. Then I moved to Huckabee because of the Fair Tax Plan, but drifted back to Tancredo with a hoping Thompson would run. Then when Thompson ran I jumped onto his campaign pretty heavily, but switched to Huckabee when he flopped. Then I decided that my personal hatred of Ron Paul was unwarranted and I agreed with him to much to not support him. This is confusing I must admit
BUT, I am a Ron Paul supporter (for the moment)
Josh22 has competition!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: © tweed on December 14, 2007, 07:51:30 AM
Winfeild needs to switch to decaf and get over his rather intense man crush on Romney.
Winfield doesn't drink coffee.
brilliant
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on December 14, 2007, 12:13:23 PM
Winfield is a strange cat.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on December 14, 2007, 12:16:12 PM
During the hostage crisis at the Clinton HQ in New Hampshire...
EVERYBODY PANIC
"This is a hostage situation."
Cannot confirm flares.
Cannot confirm name.
No reported injuries.
Perimiter is 4 or 5 blocks.
54 officers.
Cannot confirm flares.
Cannot confirm name.
No reported injuries.
Perimiter is 4 or 5 blocks.
54 officers.
EVERYBODY PANIC
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: opebo on December 14, 2007, 02:21:05 PM
1) I'm done my education.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 14, 2007, 08:25:17 PM
Here's one:
Is it hypocritical for me to be a staunch Catholic yet hate the Catholic church?
Is it hypocritical for me to be a staunch Catholic yet hate the Catholic church?
No.. that's being Catholic.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on December 14, 2007, 08:43:25 PM
Here's one:
Is it hypocritical for me to be a staunch Catholic yet hate the Catholic church?
Is it hypocritical for me to be a staunch Catholic yet hate the Catholic church?
No.. that's being Catholic.
haha
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on December 15, 2007, 12:10:09 AM
Yell out "I'M F**KING MIKE TYSON BITCH" and punch her in the vagina.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on December 15, 2007, 12:10:52 AM
Yell out "I'M F**KING MIKE TYSON BITCH" and punch her in the vagina.
You missed the funny part
I was making out with girl and then I started to nibble on her ears. Unfortunately, I think I got nervous or something and I chomped down on one of her ears and caused it to bleed. Now she won't speak with me. What should I do?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: KEmperor on December 15, 2007, 12:55:01 AM
Yell out "I'M F**KING MIKE TYSON BITCH" and punch her in the vagina.
You missed the funny part
I was making out with girl and then I started to nibble on her ears. Unfortunately, I think I got nervous or something and I chomped down on one of her ears and caused it to bleed. Now she won't speak with me. What should I do?
Yes, it is much funnier in context. Hell, the original post made me laugh more.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on December 15, 2007, 07:31:18 AM
gporter's comeback:
I'm sorry, the correct spelling is Santorum and he is a senator from Pennsylvania.
Who is this "Santourm"
I'm sorry, the correct spelling is Santorum and he is a senator from Pennsylvania.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Lief 🗽 on December 15, 2007, 12:32:10 PM
Considering Chrisitans are the most persecuted group in the country, this is a great measure. Nothing give you more of chance of getting in trouble than being a rich white Christian male. You can't claim discrimination left and right, you can't claim affirmative action, and everyone can claim you discriminate against them
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on December 15, 2007, 05:35:46 PM
I personally think the Christmas and Ramadan resolutions were pointless.
See, when Inks thinks that something commending Christians and Christmas is pointless, you know it's pointless. ;)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on December 15, 2007, 05:53:57 PM
Believe it or not, Christians in this country are persecuted, though not as severely as our brethren in third-world countries.
In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed. They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday). They took prayer out of our schools. They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls. They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol. Believe me, folks, there is a war going on. The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians). Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to: We know who wins the war in the end. Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated. He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell. He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him. To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story". This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles. It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.
In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed. They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday). They took prayer out of our schools. They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls. They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol. Believe me, folks, there is a war going on. The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians). Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to: We know who wins the war in the end. Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated. He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell. He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him. To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story". This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles. It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on December 15, 2007, 06:00:02 PM
Believe it or not, Christians in this country are persecuted, though not as severely as our brethren in third-world countries.
In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed. They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday). They took prayer out of our schools. They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls. They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol. Believe me, folks, there is a war going on. The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians). Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to: We know who wins the war in the end. Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated. He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell. He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him. To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story". This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles. It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.
In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed. They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday). They took prayer out of our schools. They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls. They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol. Believe me, folks, there is a war going on. The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians). Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to: We know who wins the war in the end. Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated. He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell. He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him. To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story". This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles. It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on December 15, 2007, 06:19:04 PM
Believe it or not, Christians in this country are persecuted, though not as severely as our brethren in third-world countries.
In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed. They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday). They took prayer out of our schools. They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls. They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol. Believe me, folks, there is a war going on. The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians). Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to: We know who wins the war in the end. Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated. He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell. He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him. To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story". This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles. It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.
In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed. They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday). They took prayer out of our schools. They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls. They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol. Believe me, folks, there is a war going on. The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians). Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to: We know who wins the war in the end. Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated. He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell. He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him. To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story". This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles. It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.
Duh.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Boris on December 15, 2007, 10:48:06 PM
What happens to people who attack our savior, Mitt Romney:
Hate monger Huckabee goes down in flames, and deservedly so.
Obama/Easley 493
Huckabee/Heineman 45
(
)
Obama/Easley 493
Huckabee/Heineman 45
(
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 15, 2007, 11:09:56 PM
Believe it or not, Christians in this country are persecuted, though not as severely as our brethren in third-world countries.
In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed. They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday). They took prayer out of our schools. They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls. They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol. Believe me, folks, there is a war going on. The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians). Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to: We know who wins the war in the end. Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated. He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell. He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him. To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story". This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles. It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.
In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed. They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday). They took prayer out of our schools. They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls. They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol. Believe me, folks, there is a war going on. The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians). Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to: We know who wins the war in the end. Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated. He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell. He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him. To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story". This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles. It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.
Every time the thought in my head is beginning to die that his avatar is the wrong color, he inevitably will say something like that and make it flare back up again. :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Lief 🗽 on December 16, 2007, 12:02:37 AM
Unfortunately, Democrats like him are much more common than this forum would seem to suggest.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 16, 2007, 12:17:44 AM
In Oklahoma maybe. Not in normal places.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 16, 2007, 01:10:03 AM
OK that is an image I SOOO don't need.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on December 16, 2007, 02:35:56 AM
What happens to people who attack our savior, Mitt Romney:
Hate monger Huckabee goes down in flames, and deservedly so.
Obama/Easley 493
Huckabee/Heineman 45
()
Obama/Easley 493
Huckabee/Heineman 45
(
I wonder how he would explain Mitt's hate for people without religion...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Lief 🗽 on December 17, 2007, 12:02:50 AM
Josh and DWDL have both flip-flopped, but Josh is the more centrist candidate, while DWDL is an extremist who wants to privatize the government.
Until tomorrow when he picks up another political philosophy in order to try to make friends and be popular.
WHICH ONE IS HE TALKING ABOUT???
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on December 18, 2007, 04:57:54 PM
Buy in Ohio! Screw a pool, we have INDOOR WATERPARKS out the wazoo! .
Is that another way of saying a bathroom?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: DownWithTheLeft on December 18, 2007, 11:03:24 PM
Can we say Hilter?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 18, 2007, 11:14:42 PM
How is that funny?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: DownWithTheLeft on December 18, 2007, 11:15:54 PM
How is it not, Josh made a stupid point and Preston said a quip that was hilarious in return
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: DownWithTheLeft on December 18, 2007, 11:17:17 PM
NC is heading to be "the NY of the south"
No it really is not in any sense.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on December 19, 2007, 07:07:28 AM
This thread is actually supposed to be funny.
Where's the funny?
Where's the funny?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on December 19, 2007, 01:18:12 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=66525.0
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: HardRCafé on December 19, 2007, 06:58:15 PM
In light of this rumor, was this really the best week for Newsweek to run this cover?:
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"The Sleeper"?!? He even looks like he's taking off his tie!
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"The Sleeper"?!? He even looks like he's taking off his tie!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Lief 🗽 on December 19, 2007, 08:20:43 PM
Oh, god. Check out this headline from the U.K's Daily Mail:
No. Stop Now. Don't. Ever. Do. That. Again.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: © tweed on December 19, 2007, 10:46:38 PM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 20, 2007, 12:29:05 AM
I agree completely. This forum would be much better off and much more interesting as far as debate is concerned if Mark Del, Dazzleman (BRTD & Co. are in no position -given their seeming idolization of Opebo- to criticize him for alleged pedophilia), and other Republicans who were here when I just arrived (and before I even showed up) came back. They at least would give the GOP a stronger presence on here.
or, you could just start posting more often.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 20, 2007, 12:31:22 AM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on December 20, 2007, 12:34:50 AM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
Gonna? ???
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 20, 2007, 12:36:05 AM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
Gonna? ???
If that's a spelling mistake, then so is "don't" and "won't".
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on December 20, 2007, 12:38:33 AM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
Gonna? ???
If that's a spelling mistake, then so is "don't" and "won't".
Well, gonna is a somewhat irregular contraction.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Verily on December 20, 2007, 12:39:30 AM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
Gonna? ???
If that's a spelling mistake, then so is "don't" and "won't".
Well, gonna is a somewhat irregular contraction.
True, but as long as he's not writing in formal English, it's fine. This is the internet, where people use phrases such as "LOL" and "WTH" that are much worse.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on December 20, 2007, 12:40:35 AM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
Gonna? ???
If that's a spelling mistake, then so is "don't" and "won't".
Well, gonna is a somewhat irregular contraction.
True, but as long as he's not writing in formal English, it's fine. This is the internet, where people use phrases such as "LOL" and "WTH" that are much worse.
Hey, tell it to gporter.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on December 20, 2007, 12:44:56 AM
Completely sound. Imagine if States' Rights fanatics started taxing every federal institution 1000000%.
It wouldn't be States Rights then, it would be States Wrongs
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Bacon King on December 20, 2007, 07:30:56 AM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
I'm pretty sure the misspelled word here is either "Jonston" or "Kendedy," by the way.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 20, 2007, 11:51:17 AM
In response to Toshiba developing a 20'x6' nuclear reactor:
-_- "You Americans have big giant reactor. Very BIG, IMPRESSIVE."
"We have tiny reactor."
-_-
/south park
"We have tiny reactor."
-_-
/south park
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bullmoose88 on December 20, 2007, 12:05:40 PM
In response to Toshiba developing a 20'x6' nuclear reactor:
-_- "You Americans have big giant reactor. Very BIG, IMPRESSIVE."
"We have tiny reactor."
-_-
/south park
"We have tiny reactor."
-_-
/south park
It's been a while...but I'm back!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on December 21, 2007, 12:17:10 PM
A special friend of Al's.
Only funny in context.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on December 21, 2007, 02:57:18 PM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: KEmperor on December 21, 2007, 03:23:10 PM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".
OK, now I'm even more confused. How does gporter spell "aren't?"
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: KEmperor on December 21, 2007, 03:25:29 PM
Dude, GET A NEW F**KING ISSUE.
Simply for the irony factor.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: J. J. on December 21, 2007, 04:30:56 PM
Dude, GET A NEW F**KING ISSUE.
Or at least post your rants on this single issue in the actual political boards.
Or at least post your rants on this single issue in the actual political boards.
You are pretty much the person with the least legitimacy to talk about harping on single issues.
What's my single issue?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on December 21, 2007, 04:33:19 PM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".
OK, now I'm even more confused. How does gporter spell "aren't?"
Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 21, 2007, 10:28:02 PM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".
OK, now I'm even more confused. How does gporter spell "aren't?"
Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?
I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on December 21, 2007, 10:50:22 PM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".
OK, now I'm even more confused. How does gporter spell "aren't?"
Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?
I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.
Yeah, I know someone who does that. But she's french.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on December 22, 2007, 09:58:37 AM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".
OK, now I'm even more confused. How does gporter spell "aren't?"
Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?
I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.
I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: KEmperor on December 22, 2007, 10:49:11 AM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".
OK, now I'm even more confused. How does gporter spell "aren't?"
Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?
I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.
I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC
You need to find better schools.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on December 22, 2007, 11:10:12 AM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".
OK, now I'm even more confused. How does gporter spell "aren't?"
Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?
I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.
I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC
Must be a french thing.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 22, 2007, 02:09:22 PM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".
OK, now I'm even more confused. How does gporter spell "aren't?"
Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?
I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.
I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC
The apostrophe is supposed to replace the letter being ommited. That letter is the "o" in "are not". Where's the missing letter between e and n?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on December 22, 2007, 02:13:09 PM
You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you? Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.
Wait and see.
Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.
wtf? I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.
He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".
OK, now I'm even more confused. How does gporter spell "aren't?"
Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?
I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.
I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC
The apostrophe is supposed to replace the letter being ommited. That letter is the "o" in "are not". Where's the missing letter between e and n?
I know that.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 22, 2007, 04:13:07 PM
Cool. Porn is for sickos. Thank god the government will get revenue from a bunch of perverts that watch this stuff.
You just stare at the wall whilst wanking? I guess you were kidding..
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on December 22, 2007, 05:45:17 PM
Cool. Porn is for sickos. Thank god the government will get revenue from a bunch of perverts that watch this stuff.
You just stare at the wall whilst wanking? I guess you were kidding..
He's 13, leave the issue alone.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 23, 2007, 01:12:17 AM
It appears that some people are unaware of what this topic is for.
This topic is where you post funny posts made on the Atlas Forum.
This topic is not where you post people saying things you find weird, that are incorrect, or that you strongly disagree with.
This topic is where you post funny posts made on the Atlas Forum.
This topic is not where you post people saying things you find weird, that are incorrect, or that you strongly disagree with.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: jokerman on December 23, 2007, 05:13:17 PM
1962
In what years has a President been elected while losing Pennsylvania and New York?
In what years has a President been elected while losing Pennsylvania and New York?
1916, 1948, 1968
Just a note, you can trust that I am being honest.
I have studied Presidential politics since June of 2005. I know all of the political maps from 1932 to present like the back of my own hand.
I have read all sorts of books about the Presidents.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 23, 2007, 08:24:44 PM
I like how gporter got those really old years but appears to have missed the very obscure elections of 2000 and 2004.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 23, 2007, 08:25:46 PM
I like how gporter got those really old years but appears to have missed the very obscure elections of 2000 and 2004.
The candidate who won Pennsylvania and New York did win in 2000.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: HardRCafé on December 23, 2007, 08:44:01 PM
The candidate who won Pennsylvania and New York did win in 2000.
Just not in any Constitutionally or otherwise legally relevant way.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on December 23, 2007, 09:08:53 PM
Hello, welcome to the forum.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on December 23, 2007, 10:06:31 PM
Hi! I want to run if this is like real office holding. What is the pay?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 23, 2007, 10:47:35 PM
[Mike Gravel] doesn't have the infrastructure to make ballots...pretty much anywhere. (Except for the really easy states)
His plan is to apparently petition all the third parties to nominate him as a fusion candidate.
LIBERTARIAN!
GREEN!
CONSTITUTION!
PROHIBITION!
REFORM!
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM MIKE GRAVEL!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: John Dibble on December 23, 2007, 11:29:16 PM
Mr. Moderate, your membership profile says you are a male! Stop. :( Michael isn't dreamy. He is just smart and interesting. He also likes Starbucks.
The sheer absurdity of that last thing cracked me up.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 24, 2007, 02:15:08 AM
Even by Stark standards this is insanely hilarious:
I have a feeling Straha is behind the invasion plans. he is bringing in a 3rd force that will battle both the socalled humblemen and the Stormtroopers he will than overthrow the fprum and take Daves place in his plan or Don Black will if he wins. either way the NWO will win. I spoke to Hillary Clinton this mourning and she may come in on the side of the humbleman because they are backed by the Rothchilds illuminati while the Rockefeller Illuminati will fund Stormfront but only for there won way to gain power. Straha is evil in his own right but the illuminati have somthing against him and set him up. I was the only one to challenge the illuminati from the beginning and that is why they want to destroy me. all I can say is it will be ugly on the day of the Iowa Cockasas.
I am still on Mod Review but only because the Rothchilds blackmailed Dave. it is your responsiblity as a humblemen to carry on my legacy. also Jesus and Eboed are Illuminati.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Bono on December 24, 2007, 06:08:19 AM
Hello, Tender. It's great to see a Kentucky poster here! I vacation in Kentucky some years. Beautiful place. I am an avid horse rider.
Austria? That's nice, too!! I was just confused because you have the red map of Kentucky.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on December 24, 2007, 08:38:55 AM
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Very similar.
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Very similar.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tender Branson on December 24, 2007, 08:47:29 AM
Hi, I'm Jess! I know some politics. I don´t know much about geography though.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 24, 2007, 08:55:35 AM
There's also the fact that it had "D-AU" in it... unless someone's illiterate, I don't exactly see how they'll get "Kentucky" from "AU".
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tender Branson on December 24, 2007, 08:59:17 AM
There's also the fact that it had "D-AU" in it... unless someone's illiterate, I don't exactly see how they'll get "Kentucky" from "AU".
Ehmm, Gabu ? Please read the avatar again ... Give me an "A" and a ... ?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on December 24, 2007, 09:07:55 AM
"D-KY" is not equal to "D-AT" unless I missed that part in grade one.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 24, 2007, 09:15:33 AM
There's also the fact that it had "D-AU" in it... unless someone's illiterate, I don't exactly see how they'll get "Kentucky" from "AU".
Ehmm, Gabu ? Please read the avatar again ... Give me an "A" and a ... ?
AT, I meant... whatever. :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: AndrewTX on December 24, 2007, 11:06:19 AM
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Jessica!
My name is Jenny and my friend Bill gave me his account too lol :):):):):):):):):)
I'm a political reporter too thats how we met :)
but I'm not a very good one :(
My name is Jenny and my friend Bill gave me his account too lol :):):):):):):):):)
I'm a political reporter too thats how we met :)
but I'm not a very good one :(
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on December 24, 2007, 01:31:35 PM
"D-KY" is not equal to "D-AT" unless I missed that part in grade one.
You didn't learn that Kentucky=Austria in 1st grade? Where were you?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Frodo on December 24, 2007, 01:36:28 PM
This is probably more pitiful than it is funny, but nonetheless:
I don't know how to and it probably takes time!
What's so hard about creating a new account?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Verily on December 24, 2007, 03:40:35 PM
"D-KY" is not equal to "D-AT" unless I missed that part in grade one.
You didn't learn that Kentucky=Austria in 1st grade? Where were you?
They look kinda alike if you squint and tilt your head 30 degrees :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 24, 2007, 08:00:22 PM
"D-KY" is not equal to "D-AT" unless I missed that part in grade one.
You didn't learn that Kentucky=Austria in 1st grade? Where were you?
They look kinda alike if you squint and tilt your head 30 degrees :P
And then get out a marker and write "KY" on the avatar.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 25, 2007, 04:27:36 AM
I'm impressed Inks. Good position.
I've always been a libertarian on issues like this - and I'm working in that direction with marijuana.
Good. Working with marijuana should loosen your other positions up too.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 25, 2007, 04:30:39 AM
Alcon's on a roll:
And I thought this forum couldn't get any whiter.
SIX ONE TWO FOR LIFE!
And I thought this forum couldn't get any whiter.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Eraserhead on December 25, 2007, 12:12:49 PM
Even by Stark standards this is insanely hilarious:
I have a feeling Straha is behind the invasion plans. he is bringing in a 3rd force that will battle both the socalled humblemen and the Stormtroopers he will than overthrow the fprum and take Daves place in his plan or Don Black will if he wins. either way the NWO will win. I spoke to Hillary Clinton this mourning and she may come in on the side of the humbleman because they are backed by the Rothchilds illuminati while the Rockefeller Illuminati will fund Stormfront but only for there won way to gain power. Straha is evil in his own right but the illuminati have somthing against him and set him up. I was the only one to challenge the illuminati from the beginning and that is why they want to destroy me. all I can say is it will be ugly on the day of the Iowa Cockasas.
I am still on Mod Review but only because the Rothchilds blackmailed Dave. it is your responsiblity as a humblemen to carry on my legacy. also Jesus and Eboed are Illuminati.
I have no clue what he was trying get at in these messages. Straha was a member of the Humble Men for starters.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 25, 2007, 02:58:33 PM
As for Jessica Wasserstein, she may be an Ohio girl, or she might be Mike Naso's red right hand..
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: J. J. on December 25, 2007, 04:34:49 PM
I don't like using the Hollowcaust as an issue.
Or spelling correctly either.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on December 26, 2007, 01:27:30 AM
if stephanie tubbs jones was an arsonist and an ax murderer would u still strongly support her
press 1 for uh huh
press 2 for uh uh
press 1 for uh huh
press 2 for uh uh
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on December 26, 2007, 02:43:41 AM
no, but even rarer yet is a white Kwanzaa.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on December 26, 2007, 03:33:24 PM
There probably needs to be a woman on the ticket so they can match the Democrats (if Hillary gets to be their candidate). McCain should pick someone like Sandra Day O'Conners or even Oprah (if her boy Obama loses, she may be really mad).
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 28, 2007, 01:10:40 AM
More hilarity in a PM from Stark (titled Suburb Hating Scum):
you pretty rich white boy thinks you so much better than us middle class suburbanites you wanna go live in teh fricken Gheto be my gues. get your sory rich white ass out of here and leave the suburbs alone. the suburbs are the foundation of the American Class. you and you liberal and neo-con NWO scum want to destroy us the middle class. your NWO will be defeated.
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Post by: Eraserhead on December 28, 2007, 01:52:31 AM
More hilarity in a PM from Stark (titled Suburb Hating Scum):
you pretty rich white boy thinks you so much better than us middle class suburbanites you wanna go live in teh fricken Gheto be my gues. get your sory rich white ass out of here and leave the suburbs alone. the suburbs are the foundation of the American Class. you and you liberal and neo-con NWO scum want to destroy us the middle class. your NWO will be defeated.
...and people thought I was making this up. This kid won't stop PMing me!
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 28, 2007, 03:05:19 AM
I find it hilarious he called me rich and himself middle class when he's from some posh Bay Area suburb that probably has a median income of six figures and I'm from extreme desolation in North Dakota.
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Post by: Bono on December 29, 2007, 05:43:47 PM
you mean Mike Naso was really Keystone Phil all along?
omg holy sh**t
omg holy sh**t
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Post by: © tweed on December 31, 2007, 01:16:27 AM
The Republican convention becomes deadlocked, and the party brings in Jeb to save the day. With the conservative base locked up, Jeb picks Republican maverick Chuck Hagel in order to achieve a broader appeal to independents and swing voters.
Jeb Bush/Chuck Hagel 310
John Edwards/Russ Feingold 228
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Jeb Bush/Chuck Hagel 310
John Edwards/Russ Feingold 228
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on December 31, 2007, 01:17:19 AM
Another gem from the guy who believed Pawlenty is so beloved in Minnesota he can swing the state to Brownback.
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Post by: Platypus on December 31, 2007, 05:09:02 AM
furiously masturbating
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Post by: opebo on January 01, 2008, 03:11:02 PM
What exactly are you suing for? I am not aware that you have been denied any rights at this time. All I have done is stated in the public domain that it is the belief of the moderators that you are in fact Keystone Phil and that we have evidence to support this. Whether the Atlasian authorities choose to act on this is up to them - I have been asked to communicate with the Attorney General, which I will endeavour to do soon. If the AG takes action in the form of a court case then I will respond to any requests of the court.
You spelled the last name wrong, you Hansel and Gretel S.O.B.
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Post by: Small Business Owner of Any Repute on January 02, 2008, 04:45:41 PM
On Musgrove passing on a MS Senate race:
I blame Mr. Moderate. I bet Ronnie Musgrove read his posts and lost heart.
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Post by: Јas on January 03, 2008, 03:52:32 PM
Freedom is overrated.
Thank you for you comment.
Now its on the record, and cann't be erased by you.
Here are some more, if you'd like:
I'm married to Osama bin Laden.
I support Saddam Hussein because his mustache is pimping.
I support dictatorships because democracy is for fags.
I thought 9/11 was kick ass.
I hate humanity and want it to die in nuclear fire.
We have this antrax. Are you scared? Death to America. Death to Israel. Allah is great.
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Post by: Хahar 🤔 on January 03, 2008, 09:32:31 PM
RUDY SURGE! 11%!
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Post by: Gabu on January 03, 2008, 11:43:48 PM
It was a great victory tonight for my candidate
Not Hillary 70%
Hillary 30%
Pleasant surprise.
Not Hillary 70%
Hillary 30%
Pleasant surprise.
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Post by: Ebowed on January 04, 2008, 04:23:14 PM
For those who have written off or underestimated former Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson, consider this:
He is getting very serious and aggressive. In fact, he just opened three fully-staffed campaign offices in Iowa.
He is getting very serious and aggressive. In fact, he just opened three fully-staffed campaign offices in Iowa.
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Post by: Michael Z on January 05, 2008, 12:36:31 AM
Kucinch and Gravel are vanity candidates.
No, Mike Gravel is pure genius out to show the world that he is awesome.
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Post by: Gabu on January 05, 2008, 12:41:18 AM
Kucinch and Gravel are vanity candidates.
No, Mike Gravel is pure genius out to show the world that he is awesome.
Hey, what's so funny about that? It's 100% true (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S2zkh6ZOGE).
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Post by: minionofmidas on January 05, 2008, 09:24:48 AM
Kucinch and Gravel are vanity candidates.
No, Mike Gravel is pure genius out to show the world that he is awesome.
Hey, what's so funny about that? It's 100% true (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S2zkh6ZOGE).
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Post by: Gabu on January 05, 2008, 10:28:03 AM
As Stephen Colbert put it: "Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more 9/11."
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Post by: Joe Republic on January 05, 2008, 11:12:38 AM
Obama/Bredesen v. McCain/Barbour:
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because of Barbour
because of Barbour
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Post by: Joe Republic on January 05, 2008, 01:33:16 PM
This post isn't funny in a "lol he supports romney" way (he could have been talking about anybody and it wouldn't matter), but simply for the way it is written:
Yes, Mitt Romney.
He stands head and shoulders above anyone else seeking the Presidency in terms of his abilities to do the job.
The people of this nation should be thankful that Romney is offering himself as a candidate, and the only candidate, who can truly lead this nation out of the abyss and into a bright, new tomorrow, a tomorrow full of hope, a tomorrow full of optimism, a tomorrow free from fear, and a tomorrow where all, regardless of their societal situatioin, can look forward to a future with unbounded opportunities and a future where peace, prosperity, and opportunities beckon.
Romney's time is now, America's time is now, the future awaits.
He stands head and shoulders above anyone else seeking the Presidency in terms of his abilities to do the job.
The people of this nation should be thankful that Romney is offering himself as a candidate, and the only candidate, who can truly lead this nation out of the abyss and into a bright, new tomorrow, a tomorrow full of hope, a tomorrow full of optimism, a tomorrow free from fear, and a tomorrow where all, regardless of their societal situatioin, can look forward to a future with unbounded opportunities and a future where peace, prosperity, and opportunities beckon.
Romney's time is now, America's time is now, the future awaits.
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Post by: Verily on January 05, 2008, 01:57:23 PM
Definitely not hot, and only accessible by boat or plane.
Click for context.
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Post by: KEmperor on January 05, 2008, 02:12:30 PM
Do you believe that Keystone Phil should be prosecuted for attempting to enter a second registration whilst controlling the account of Mike Naso?
I believe that justice should be served and that Keystone Phil should be executed.
When Ronald Reagan was goverenor of California, he went through somewhat this same type of happening. Reagan decided that justice should be served and the man was executed.
I believe that I would do the same thing that Reagan did and would let justice be served. This means that Keystone Phil should be executed. However, it is not my choice but that of the justices of the Atlasian supreme court, not me. This is only my opinion. Thank you.
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on January 05, 2008, 03:36:26 PM
So in other words, you're supporting the one Republican who has a chance at winning?
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Post by: Eraserhead on January 05, 2008, 07:48:23 PM
I had to post this Stark PM.
The title was "about dave":
The title was "about dave":
I think he is working for the Rocthilds. please look into it. what do you think about Miley Cyrus?
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Post by: Robespierre's Jaw on January 05, 2008, 10:19:44 PM
As running as an independent, which is unlikely but something that I included in this scenario, is that Dodd would want a running mate with experience as an independent, and that is Gravel.
Why would Dodd, a man who has served in Congress for 30 years, pick someone who served in Congress for 12 years 30 years ago for experience? I smell a hack.
Frankly if you are smelling a hack, then you are smelling yourself.
I doubt it, since I'm smelling an Iris, not an American Dogwood :P
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Post by: afleitch on January 05, 2008, 10:39:16 PM
Apparently Clinton didn't make any mistakes in debates.
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Post by: Sensei on January 06, 2008, 01:11:01 AM
I would motorboat those warlocks...after I put a paper bag over her face
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Post by: Platypus on January 06, 2008, 04:52:16 AM
Definitely not hot, and only accessible by boat or plane.
Click for context.
I'm prusuming he stole my idea about Juno/Juneau :)
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Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on January 06, 2008, 06:46:37 AM
Best "role" for Joe Biden... Hmm...
Polonius seems about right....
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Post by: Joe Republic on January 06, 2008, 08:05:35 AM
Definitely not hot, and only accessible by boat or plane.
Click for context.
I'm prusuming he stole my idea about Juno/Juneau :)
Nope, sorry. I happened to see the Juno thread just as I was reading (and later re-posted in the forum) a news article about Juneau. :)
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Post by: Platypus on January 06, 2008, 11:35:08 AM
Definitely not hot, and only accessible by boat or plane.
Click for context.
I'm prusuming he stole my idea about Juno/Juneau :)
Nope, sorry. I happened to see the Juno thread just as I was reading (and later re-posted in the forum) a news article about Juneau. :)
Oh, I didn't post my thoughts, I just claimed it as my own. :D
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Post by: Platypus on January 07, 2008, 07:21:07 AM
Beelzebush. He changed 50 years of foreign and military policy with a completely new, revolutionary doctrine: Attack the country that DIDN'T attack you.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on January 07, 2008, 07:02:30 PM
Do you believe that Keystone Phil should be prosecuted for attempting to enter a second registration whilst controlling the account of Mike Naso?
I believe that justice should be served and that Keystone Phil should be executed.
When Ronald Reagan was goverenor of California, he went through somewhat this same type of happening. Reagan decided that justice should be served and the man was executed.
I believe that I would do the same thing that Reagan did and would let justice be served. This means that Keystone Phil should be executed. However, it is not my choice but that of the justices of the Atlasian supreme court, not me. This is only my opinion. Thank you.
LOL yes!
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Post by: Gabu on January 07, 2008, 07:03:38 PM
You better watch out, Phil; gporter is coming for your head!
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Post by: John Dibble on January 07, 2008, 08:14:35 PM
This is the main reason why I'm not supporting Barack Obama:
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To be fair to Senator Obama, his expression suggests that he may have been urinating on her feet.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: J. J. on January 08, 2008, 10:26:05 PM
Clinton 35%
Obama 32%
Edwards 15%
Obama 32%
Edwards 15%
Goldmine material.
Yes, yes it is.
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Post by: Keystone Phil on January 08, 2008, 10:41:14 PM
Clinton 35%
Obama 32%
Edwards 15%
Obama 32%
Edwards 15%
Goldmine material.
Yes, yes it is.
LOL @ Eraserhead! I know I called for an Obama victory, too, but the bragging from the Obama people was out of control. I'm loving this!
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Post by: J. J. on January 08, 2008, 11:22:44 PM
I'm thinking of doing a series from the poster formerly known a JFern from the NH Primary thread. Except for the last post, it's classic spin.
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Post by: Robespierre's Jaw on January 09, 2008, 12:52:13 AM
You people only dislike Sen. Clinton because she makes your penises feel uncomfortable.
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Post by: afleitch on January 09, 2008, 10:39:30 AM
Not really. It is not the literal truth; not Adam or Eve, or Eden or the tree. It's symbolic.
Please tell me I am misreading this. Please tell me you're not seriously attempting to claim that Adam and Eve never existed.
As if to claim such a thing is ludicrous ::)
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Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on January 09, 2008, 12:04:58 PM
Considering it was covered in our local paper, yes. They proceeded to wildly estimate Kucinich's chances of getting his hands on the launch codes.
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Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on January 09, 2008, 01:00:09 PM
Not really. It is not the literal truth; not Adam or Eve, or Eden or the tree. It's symbolic.
Please tell me I am misreading this. Please tell me you're not seriously attempting to claim that Adam and Eve never existed.
As if to claim such a thing is ludicrous ::)
yes, it is lucicrous for a Christian to take positions contrary to Christ's and the Apostles' own beliefs...futhermore, everywhere in the book of Genesis where it says "This is the account of...", you're basically saying scripture is lying and that it is not an historical account.
For a Christian to basically claim that the scripture outright lies and that Jesus Christ himself was deceived by the book of Genesis is simply...weird, dude!
but, if you would like to explain your logic, then please do so in the original thread
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Post by: afleitch on January 09, 2008, 02:04:16 PM
How is that any different than saying demon possession doesn't exist even though Christ spoke about it and casts demons out of people?
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Post by: Speed of Sound on January 09, 2008, 02:26:25 PM
Not really. It is not the literal truth; not Adam or Eve, or Eden or the tree. It's symbolic.
Please tell me I am misreading this. Please tell me you're not seriously attempting to claim that Adam and Eve never existed.
http://www.religioustolerance.org/rel_comp.htm
Just 33% of Americans believe that the Bible is the direct word of a god, and that it shouldnt all be taken literally. (1991) Reference: At the time, 84% ID'ed themselves as Christian.
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Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on January 09, 2008, 02:47:12 PM
How is that any different than saying demon possession doesn't exist even though Christ spoke about it and casts demons out of people?
now you're mocking demon possession?
so, you believe Jesus' ability to drive out demons was simply a deception?
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Post by: Alcon on January 09, 2008, 03:14:21 PM
No debates in Comedy Goldmine. Stop. Thanks.
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Post by: Hash on January 09, 2008, 04:18:44 PM
No debates in Comedy Goldmine. Stop. Thanks.
Thank you. The whole retarded religious debate has gone a bit too far.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bullmoose88 on January 09, 2008, 04:27:29 PM
We should just create a thread for jmfcst to Bible thump and fight with alfeitch and keep it out of here. At least everyone should pledge to never debate jmfcst in this thread.
We should have a religion child board...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Speed of Sound on January 09, 2008, 04:55:39 PM
We should just create a thread for jmfcst to Bible thump and fight with alfeitch and keep it out of here. At least everyone should pledge to never debate jmfcst in this thread.
We should have a religion child board...
Today's (and everyday's) topic: Extremist Christians and Extremist Atheists duke it out in ridiculous quoting/shouting/nit picking match!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bullmoose88 on January 09, 2008, 06:22:13 PM
We should just create a thread for jmfcst to Bible thump and fight with alfeitch and keep it out of here. At least everyone should pledge to never debate jmfcst in this thread.
We should have a religion child board...
Today's (and everyday's) topic: Extremist Christians and Extremist Atheists duke it out in ridiculous quoting/shouting/nit picking match!!!!!!!!
But the fight here is not between an extreme christian and extreme atheist...it is between different views of Christianity.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Speed of Sound on January 09, 2008, 07:08:18 PM
We should just create a thread for jmfcst to Bible thump and fight with alfeitch and keep it out of here. At least everyone should pledge to never debate jmfcst in this thread.
We should have a religion child board...
Today's (and everyday's) topic: Extremist Christians and Extremist Atheists duke it out in ridiculous quoting/shouting/nit picking match!!!!!!!!
But the fight here is not between an extreme christian and extreme atheist...it is between different views of Christianity.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Bacon King on January 10, 2008, 11:54:05 AM
She's my type, very bubbly and smart. She's one of the few women I can imagine myself marrying. We'd make sweet love and then we'd discuss the demographics of New Mexico. Plus, being a history buff there'd be something really cool about the whole thing. People would be talking about Herbert Hoover, and then I'd be able to brag that I did his great-granddaughter. Yeah. I know PBrunsel is jealous.
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Post by: Joe Republic on January 10, 2008, 03:51:57 PM
According to this thing, Diebold recorded about four times as many votes as a hand job did. Riiiiiight.
I think Opebo will tell you that usually a hand job is less.
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Post by: YRABNNRM on January 11, 2008, 12:17:34 AM
RIP to an enemy of Robert Muldoon.
The gamekeeper in Jurassic Park?
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Post by: Joe Republic on January 11, 2008, 08:49:29 AM
I think Barack could get a nice 'stache going.
that's what I'm talkimbout.
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Too sexy, baby.
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Post by: Alcon on January 11, 2008, 12:12:24 PM
It's finally happened. Naso was intentionally funny.
Your signature says otherwise.
let's see...
she is dumb.
she is skanky
and she looks like a f'ing barbie doll/
not my kind of woman.
she is dumb.
she is skanky
and she looks like a f'ing barbie doll/
not my kind of woman.
Your signature says otherwise.
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Post by: Robespierre's Jaw on January 11, 2008, 07:27:49 PM
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Post by: Hash on January 12, 2008, 11:56:33 AM
a crazy person.
You don't like Christian democracy?
The original definition of Christian democracy is centrist. As in the MRP, CDU, FG etc.
I'm fairly moderate. Social = conservative, economic = liberal.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: © tweed on January 12, 2008, 12:22:59 PM
should undocumented immigrants be allowed to file police reports without threat of deportation?
No - encourage them to report crimes though - but then deport them.
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Post by: Bacon King on January 12, 2008, 12:50:52 PM
A+++++++ WILL USE AGAIN!!!!!!
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on January 12, 2008, 02:41:49 PM
Mike, enough with the "style over substance" crap. Substance is just a buzz word for experience, which usually translates into being part of the establishment, which is not a good thing.
You avoided the issue though, smart guy. We are at war. A president needs some experience. He may dance on Oprah...but that doesn't equate to being qualified to lead during war.
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Post by: Verily on January 12, 2008, 08:18:38 PM
Hello and welcome to Jesus 101!
In the beginning, God created man. He was all like, "Dude, don't do that sh**t over there." But man was all "Whatever, man," and did it anyway (man was probably high). God was pissed and was like, "You idiot, now I have to send you to hell. I LOVE YOU!" Man was like "That's lame." So God felt a little bad and was like "Well just wait 2000 years I'll fix everything."
So 2000 years later this Jesus guy pops out and doesn't do any of that sh**t over there. God was like, "Jesus is so awesome, let's kill him so that man doesn't have to go to hell." So they killed Jesus and that was a serious bummer. But then Jesus popped out of the ground a few days later all like, "Pshh death is for pussies. Believe me and you can come hang out with God."
In the beginning, God created man. He was all like, "Dude, don't do that sh**t over there." But man was all "Whatever, man," and did it anyway (man was probably high). God was pissed and was like, "You idiot, now I have to send you to hell. I LOVE YOU!" Man was like "That's lame." So God felt a little bad and was like "Well just wait 2000 years I'll fix everything."
So 2000 years later this Jesus guy pops out and doesn't do any of that sh**t over there. God was like, "Jesus is so awesome, let's kill him so that man doesn't have to go to hell." So they killed Jesus and that was a serious bummer. But then Jesus popped out of the ground a few days later all like, "Pshh death is for pussies. Believe me and you can come hang out with God."
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Post by: CPT MikeyMike on January 13, 2008, 03:05:55 PM
Having Sexual relations with that woman.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on January 14, 2008, 06:07:59 PM
Can't Ronnie Shows run against Uncle Thad? It seems like a waste to have both Democratic Ronnies running for the same Senate seat.
Why would Ronnie Shows run in a race where he's bound to get massacred?
Because he knows how important it is to those of us on an internet message board!
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Post by: YRABNNRM on January 14, 2008, 10:06:00 PM
Romney and his campaign have too much integrity, principle, and honor to conduct anything as deceitful as a push poll.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on January 15, 2008, 02:03:49 PM
I suspect the reason you are tired of living, WalterMity, is that you are a poor. Being poor is very tiresome.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sam Spade on January 16, 2008, 10:55:10 PM
Crap. I misread the question.
LOL. Oh, it's all so confusing. Did I vote for Patrick Buchanan? Oh, no. Can I get a do-over? Maybe I need new glasses. These retirement villages really ought to send someone out to explain these complicated polls. Why, back in my day folks used to help each other. Damn flies! Now, what was I saying? Pie? Oh, yes, I do like pie. Will you fetch my teeth, dear?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: tik 🪀✨ on January 17, 2008, 11:38:03 AM
Dancing with a snake and strapping on a bomb belt are to different things by a mile.
what the hell :)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on January 17, 2008, 07:06:14 PM
SIX ONE TWO FOR LIFE!
And I thought this forum couldn't get any whiter.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Verily on January 17, 2008, 09:05:31 PM
SIX ONE TWO FOR LIFE!
And I thought this forum couldn't get any whiter.
I think someone posted that here a while ago, but it's still golden.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 19, 2008, 04:01:56 AM
Romney: 46%
McCain: 27%
Paul: 14%
Giuliani: 10%
Thompson: 2%
Hunter: 1%
McCain: 27%
Paul: 14%
Giuliani: 10%
Thompson: 2%
Hunter: 1%
What happened to Huckabee?
Oh yea, that guy.
Romney: 42%
McCain: 22%
Paul: 14%
Huckabee: 11%
Giuliani: 8%
Thompson: 2%
Hunter: 1%
This is not to point and laugh at meekermariner; I just found this amusing.
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Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on January 19, 2008, 06:48:36 PM
yay! Rudy gets a delegate! We'll have the momentum for Florida!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on January 20, 2008, 01:33:25 AM
If Senator McCain does win in South Carolina today, it will be 8 years too late. He should have won it back in 2000 and could have saved us from the nightmare known as George Walker Bush.
I am honestly not sure how George Walker Bush has been a nightmare for children in Australia.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Alcon on January 20, 2008, 01:57:22 PM
what:
Hillary Clinton <info@hillaryclinton.com> wrote:
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CAGLAR JUAN SINGLETARY
REELWOMEN&ROCKYBALBOA ANTLERUPS=3,4,5@30LBS;SITTING ANTLERUPS=6,7,8X16LBS;INCLINELY ANTLERUPS=9,10,11X50LBS;DECLINELY ANTLERUPS=12,13,14X50LBS;SUPINELY ANTLERUPS=3X15@30LBS;HAMMER ANTLERUPS=45X24LBS;REVERSEL ANTLERUPS=44X16LBS;ZAZENKEMPO ANTLERUPS=43X30POUNDS;YJESUSJYITSU-JUMPJAXA=125TIMELY SIXTEENPOUNDS;YOGAPOSITION ANTLERUPS=SETS OF 8AT 40LBS TILL FAILURE;TWISTABS=100SETS AT 10REPS;AEROBICMLQIZDKA-CARDIOMACHINELY-WORKING=5.3MILES AT 1.5MILES IN 30 MINUTES;KARATEMOVELY-KENPOY'SHUA;DATE=1-20-2008AD.CE.CHRISTSINCERELY/SHOUTOUT PARIS HILTON,
CAGLAR JUAN SINGLETARY
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Small Business Owner of Any Repute on January 20, 2008, 03:41:29 PM
If Senator McCain does win in South Carolina today, it will be 8 years too late. He should have won it back in 2000 and could have saved us from the nightmare known as George Walker Bush.
I am honestly not sure how George Walker Bush has been a nightmare for children in Australia.
Ahhhhh. See, it's stuff like this that makes me glad I stop by here every now and then!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on January 20, 2008, 05:07:54 PM
The only language I speak fluently is English.
I am currently study Russian
I am currently study Russian
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Alcon on January 20, 2008, 05:45:06 PM
Apparently, unnoticed to everyone, West Virginia Republicans
Sounds about right.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Colin on January 20, 2008, 06:19:09 PM
The only language I speak fluently is English.
I am currently study Russian
I am currently study Russian
Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly I can't help it if you and Mr. Germany there can't realize the brilliance of my poetic speech.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on January 20, 2008, 06:20:17 PM
The only language I speak fluently is English.
I am currently study Russian
I am currently study Russian
Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly I can't help it if you and Mr. Germany there can't realize the brilliance of my poetic speech.
That would be goldmine material if it wasn't already in this thread.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Colin on January 20, 2008, 06:21:43 PM
The only language I speak fluently is English.
I am currently study Russian
I am currently study Russian
Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly I can't help it if you and Mr. Germany there can't realize the brilliance of my poetic speech.
That would be goldmine material if it wasn't already in this thread.
Why do you think I saved you the trouble and typed it in here? ;)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on January 20, 2008, 06:52:41 PM
Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly
Humble.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Verily on January 20, 2008, 07:01:47 PM
Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly
Humble.
That word is forever tainted on this forum, though fortunately for you, you missed that episode.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on January 20, 2008, 07:02:39 PM
Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly
Humble.
That word is forever tainted on this forum, though fortunately for you, you missed that episode.
I came right at the end of it. Can you fill me in?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on January 20, 2008, 07:03:03 PM
Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly
Humble.
That word is forever tainted on this forum, though fortunately for you, you missed that episode.
What the "Humble men" or whatever? I still don't understand what that was about.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sam Spade on January 20, 2008, 07:04:17 PM
Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly
Humble.
That word is forever tainted on this forum, though fortunately for you, you missed that episode.
What the "Humble men" or whatever? I still don't understand what that was about.
Neither does anyone who has an IQ more than 60.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Verily on January 20, 2008, 07:07:05 PM
Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly
Humble.
That word is forever tainted on this forum, though fortunately for you, you missed that episode.
What the "Humble men" or whatever? I still don't understand what that was about.
Robert Stark (who you may remember as LouDobbs08) began telling us that he frequented Stormfront (a white nationalist forum). This got Straha to decide to organize a group of forumers as the "humble men", initially just to bait Stark but eventually to go around irritating everyone and declaring how fascist everyone was. In the end, it got bad enough that Straha was put on mod review and stopped posting; Stark was also put on mod review after a particularly racist outburst. Of course, the remaining "humble men" decided that the mods were being fascist for "banning" Straha, and for a while kept hijacking threads complaining about it.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on January 20, 2008, 07:11:57 PM
Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly
Humble.
That word is forever tainted on this forum, though fortunately for you, you missed that episode.
What the "Humble men" or whatever? I still don't understand what that was about.
Robert Stark (who you may remember as LouDobbs08) began telling us that he frequented Stormfront (a white nationalist forum). This got Straha to decide to organize a group of forumers as the "humble men", initially just to bait Stark but eventually to go around irritating everyone and declaring how fascist everyone was. In the end, it got bad enough that Straha was put on mod review and stopped posting; Stark was also put on mod review after a particularly racist outburst. Of course, the remaining "humble men" decided that the mods were being fascist for "banning" Straha, and for a while kept hijacking threads complaining about it.
But why the title "humble men?"
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: KEmperor on January 20, 2008, 07:22:15 PM
Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly
Humble.
That word is forever tainted on this forum, though fortunately for you, you missed that episode.
What the "Humble men" or whatever? I still don't understand what that was about.
Robert Stark (who you may remember as LouDobbs08) began telling us that he frequented Stormfront (a white nationalist forum). This got Straha to decide to organize a group of forumers as the "humble men", initially just to bait Stark but eventually to go around irritating everyone and declaring how fascist everyone was. In the end, it got bad enough that Straha was put on mod review and stopped posting; Stark was also put on mod review after a particularly racist outburst. Of course, the remaining "humble men" decided that the mods were being fascist for "banning" Straha, and for a while kept hijacking threads complaining about it.
But why the title "humble men?"
I think its one of those ironic names that call something the opposite of what it really is.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on January 20, 2008, 07:34:59 PM
Now it's funnier:
I suggest removing McCain - he's only winning 1 state now, and it's kind obvious he's not going to have a comeback.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on January 20, 2008, 07:38:26 PM
Now it's funnier:
I suggest removing McCain - he's only winning 1 state now, and it's kind obvious he's not going to have a comeback.
I suggest removing McCain - he's only winning 1 state now, and it's kind obvious he's not going to have a comeback.
I don't support this idea.
Very categorical, no reasoning involved...but correct.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on January 20, 2008, 08:16:29 PM
Not everyone lives in a bourgeois ghetto you know.
Best reason to support Romney, though.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on January 20, 2008, 08:18:20 PM
I mean, McCain could be the heir to Ronald McDonald, the clown.
Your profile here seems to indicate that you're 22.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on January 20, 2008, 08:25:32 PM
Not everyone lives in a bourgeois ghetto you know.
Oh, so you did go back and read that thread! I was beginning to wonder whether you just couldn't respond to any of my posts or if you sctually didn't see them. Now I know and I feel better.
Your post has been responded to, yer 'onner.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: HardRCafé on January 20, 2008, 08:28:49 PM
Oh, so you did go back and read that thread! I was beginning to wonder whether you just couldn't respond to any of my posts or if you sctually didn't see them. Now I know and I feel better.
You wrote that he was a business executive and that intellectual integrity does not matter. If that is your endorsement, I would prefer your condemnation.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Colin on January 20, 2008, 09:37:08 PM
As always Phil. :)
As if anyone on here really is. Sheesh we're all a bunch of egotistical smart-asses with hints of elitism and over-bearing intellectualism. Basically nerds with attitude problems.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Robespierre's Jaw on January 20, 2008, 09:39:41 PM
Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly
Humble.
That word is forever tainted on this forum, though fortunately for you, you missed that episode.
What the "Humble men" or whatever? I still don't understand what that was about.
Robert Stark (who you may remember as LouDobbs08) began telling us that he frequented Stormfront (a white nationalist forum). This got Straha to decide to organize a group of forumers as the "humble men", initially just to bait Stark but eventually to go around irritating everyone and declaring how fascist everyone was. In the end, it got bad enough that Straha was put on mod review and stopped posting; Stark was also put on mod review after a particularly racist outburst. Of course, the remaining "humble men" decided that the mods were being fascist for "banning" Straha, and for a while kept hijacking threads complaining about it.
But why the title "humble men?"
I believe there was a thread asking people who they thought the most humble people were on the forum and that's how the name came about.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 20, 2008, 11:05:22 PM
As always Phil. :)
As if anyone on here really is. Sheesh we're all a bunch of egotistical smart-asses with hints of elitism and over-bearing intellectualism. Basically nerds with attitude problems.
That's not true.
There are also people like me and Joe who have no clue why we come here. :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 20, 2008, 11:08:42 PM
Really? I had heard this wasn't happening until February 5th. How odd.
()
SURPRISE CAUCUS!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Verily on January 21, 2008, 01:00:29 AM
Really? I had heard this wasn't happening until February 5th. How odd.
()
SURPRISE CAUCUS!
I laughed hard at that one, too.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on January 21, 2008, 01:07:38 AM
As always Phil. :)
As if anyone on here really is. Sheesh we're all a bunch of egotistical smart-asses with hints of elitism and over-bearing intellectualism. Basically nerds with attitude problems.
Well, eh, not really. Some find my arrogant and a loud mouth at times but I am no elitist and never, ever consider myself an over bearing intellectual...unless it is PA related. ;) And outside of this forum, I am certain no ego maniac.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on January 21, 2008, 01:29:20 AM
Serious question: Can I nominate BRTD's entire life for this thread?
Seriously.
Seriously.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 21, 2008, 01:33:25 AM
Serious question: Can I nominate BRTD's entire life for this thread?
Seriously.
Seriously.
Yes.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on January 21, 2008, 03:47:10 AM
As always Phil. :)
As if anyone on here really is. Sheesh we're all a bunch of egotistical smart-asses with hints of elitism and over-bearing intellectualism. Basically nerds with attitude problems.
That's not true.
There are also people like me and Joe who have no clue why we come here. :P
I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum. I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 21, 2008, 03:48:03 AM
I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum. I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.
so i herd u liek mudkipz
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: 12th Doctor on January 21, 2008, 04:42:27 AM
No debates in Comedy Goldmine. Stop. Thanks.
Thank you. The whole retarded religious debate has gone a bit too far.
Abuse of religion, of course, being the leading cause of retardation in about 30% of the population... mostly in the South.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: 12th Doctor on January 21, 2008, 04:48:06 AM
This post isn't funny in a "lol he supports romney" way (he could have been talking about anybody and it wouldn't matter), but simply for the way it is written:
Yes, Mitt Romney.
He stands head and shoulders above anyone else seeking the Presidency in terms of his abilities to do the job.
The people of this nation should be thankful that Romney is offering himself as a candidate, and the only candidate, who can truly lead this nation out of the abyss and into a bright, new tomorrow, a tomorrow full of hope, a tomorrow full of optimism, a tomorrow free from fear, and a tomorrow where all, regardless of their societal situatioin, can look forward to a future with unbounded opportunities and a future where peace, prosperity, and opportunities beckon.
Romney's time is now, America's time is now, the future awaits.
He stands head and shoulders above anyone else seeking the Presidency in terms of his abilities to do the job.
The people of this nation should be thankful that Romney is offering himself as a candidate, and the only candidate, who can truly lead this nation out of the abyss and into a bright, new tomorrow, a tomorrow full of hope, a tomorrow full of optimism, a tomorrow free from fear, and a tomorrow where all, regardless of their societal situatioin, can look forward to a future with unbounded opportunities and a future where peace, prosperity, and opportunities beckon.
Romney's time is now, America's time is now, the future awaits.
It does have a slight tinge of the Tom Cruise/Scientology video, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Aizen on January 21, 2008, 01:33:56 PM
I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum. I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.
so i herd u liek mudkipz
Haha, I wonder if anyone else will get that reference
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on January 21, 2008, 01:38:41 PM
I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum. I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.
so i herd u liek mudkipz
Haha, I wonder if anyone else will get that reference
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Meeker on January 21, 2008, 01:39:30 PM
I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum. I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.
so i herd u liek mudkipz
Haha, I wonder if anyone else will get that reference
()
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on January 21, 2008, 02:01:04 PM
Hey I'm open to socialism, I ordered a bunch of Karl Marx stuff today.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on January 21, 2008, 02:13:26 PM
I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong. Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now :P
I cannot believe that you could be anymore hackish than you are now.
Of course I could; I could be you :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on January 21, 2008, 02:16:11 PM
I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong. Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now :P
I cannot believe that you could be anymore hackish than you are now.
Of course I could; I could be you :P
Nominating yourself? Bad show.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Alcon on January 21, 2008, 02:17:25 PM
I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong. Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now :P
I cannot believe that you could be anymore hackish than you are now.
Of course I could; I could be you :P
-7 charisma
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on January 21, 2008, 02:40:01 PM
BRTD scores yet another facepalm:
And now look at your sig, lol.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: YRABNNRM on January 21, 2008, 02:47:29 PM
I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong. Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now :P
I cannot believe that you could be anymore hackish than you are now.
Of course I could; I could be you :P
Nominating yourself? Bad show.
Yea...wow....it wasn't even a good one at that.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bullmoose88 on January 21, 2008, 02:48:22 PM
BRTD scores yet another facepalm:
And now look at your sig, lol.
If there was ever such a thing as a walking, breathing advertisement for contraceptives...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 21, 2008, 02:52:43 PM
I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum. I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.
so i herd u liek mudkipz
Haha, I wonder if anyone else will get that reference
Glad to hear I'm not the only nerd around. :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on January 21, 2008, 02:58:05 PM
I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong. Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now :P
I cannot believe that you could be anymore hackish than you are now.
Of course I could; I could be you :P
Nominating yourself? Bad show.
Yea...wow....it wasn't even a good one at that.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on January 21, 2008, 03:36:55 PM
Here's my contribution:
1. 'Britain' is synonymous with 'England'.
2. There are only three parties in the British House of Representatives: Labor, Conservative and Yellow.
3. The British Senate has 1200 members, and all are appointed by the Queen.
4. The three most important issues in Britain today are European integration, immigration, and David Cameron.
5. Britain's closest ally is the US, and as a result they love and respect us as much as we do them.
6. The Queen has been re-elected every five years since 1952.
7. Every British citizen votes in every election.
8. The British media is renowned for its impartiality and focus on the issues that matter most.
9. The last five Prime Ministers are (in reverse order): Gordon Brown (2007- ), Tony Blair (9/11/2001 - 2007), Margaret Thatcher (the seventies - 2001), Paul McCartney (?), Winston Churchill (WW2).
10. The Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer is probably the coolest title in the world.
I believe Al, Afleitch and Dave Hawk will verify all of this.
1. 'Britain' is synonymous with 'England'.
2. There are only three parties in the British House of Representatives: Labor, Conservative and Yellow.
3. The British Senate has 1200 members, and all are appointed by the Queen.
4. The three most important issues in Britain today are European integration, immigration, and David Cameron.
5. Britain's closest ally is the US, and as a result they love and respect us as much as we do them.
6. The Queen has been re-elected every five years since 1952.
7. Every British citizen votes in every election.
8. The British media is renowned for its impartiality and focus on the issues that matter most.
9. The last five Prime Ministers are (in reverse order): Gordon Brown (2007- ), Tony Blair (9/11/2001 - 2007), Margaret Thatcher (the seventies - 2001), Paul McCartney (?), Winston Churchill (WW2).
10. The Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer is probably the coolest title in the world.
I believe Al, Afleitch and Dave Hawk will verify all of this.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on January 21, 2008, 05:45:08 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0 (https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0)
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on January 21, 2008, 05:49:32 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0 (https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0)
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again :)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on January 21, 2008, 05:50:41 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0 (https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0)
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again :)
I would've nominated you that time, but I forgot. :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Robespierre's Jaw on January 21, 2008, 10:21:47 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0 (https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0)
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again :)
I would've nominated you that time, but I forgot. :P
It's been deleted! *gasps*
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on January 21, 2008, 10:22:42 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0 (https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0)
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again :)
I would've nominated you that time, but I forgot. :P
It's been deleted! *gasps*
:'(
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on January 22, 2008, 01:03:25 AM
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: ?????????? on January 22, 2008, 01:55:58 AM
I wonder if Mrs. Kucinich has a fire crotch. Do you think Dennis makes her shave??
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Michael Z on January 22, 2008, 03:45:24 AM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0 (https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0)
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Shame the thread's been deleted.
I especially loved this line of argument.
"Reagan ended the Cold War."
A few posts later....
"I never said Reagan ended the Cold War. Show me one instant where I claimed that."
(WarnerforSenate does so. Gporter's response: "You are a Democratic hack. And you're a little boy. I've just turned 16 so I can say that because I'm two years older than you.")
That was it in a nutshell, basically. Ah, fun times.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on January 22, 2008, 08:01:38 AM
Thank you Michael for saving those classic moments.
Gporter is so intelligent.
Gporter is so intelligent.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: PBrunsel on January 22, 2008, 10:33:45 AM
This was not on this forum, but it needs to be said.
As we all know, yesterday was Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior, Day. As is customary, my university's newspaper asks some elementary school kids about Dr. King. This year's "big question" was "What would Dr. King be doing today if he was alive?" A good question, and many of the kids gave fine answers. However, this one caught my eye:
Well, there you have it. Was the civil rights movement really a terrorist cell? ;)
As we all know, yesterday was Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior, Day. As is customary, my university's newspaper asks some elementary school kids about Dr. King. This year's "big question" was "What would Dr. King be doing today if he was alive?" A good question, and many of the kids gave fine answers. However, this one caught my eye:
Quote
If Martin Luther King, Jr. was alive today he would be very involved in politics. He would also be very involved in the attacks of 9/11/01.
Well, there you have it. Was the civil rights movement really a terrorist cell? ;)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bullmoose88 on January 22, 2008, 10:53:35 AM
This was not on this forum, but it needs to be said.
As we all know, yesterday was Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior, Day. As is customary, my university's newspaper asks some elementary school kids about Dr. King. This year's "big question" was "What would Dr. King be doing today if he was alive?" A good question, and many of the kids gave fine answers. However, this one caught my eye:
Well, there you have it. Was the civil rights movement really a terrorist cell? ;)
As we all know, yesterday was Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior, Day. As is customary, my university's newspaper asks some elementary school kids about Dr. King. This year's "big question" was "What would Dr. King be doing today if he was alive?" A good question, and many of the kids gave fine answers. However, this one caught my eye:
Quote
If Martin Luther King, Jr. was alive today he would be very involved in politics. He would also be very involved in the attacks of 9/11/01.
Well, there you have it. Was the civil rights movement really a terrorist cell? ;)
Do you happen to have a link for this?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on January 22, 2008, 03:44:25 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0 (https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0)
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Gporter asks how Eisenhower would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.
Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again :)
I would've nominated you that time, but I forgot. :P
It's been deleted! *gasps*
I wonder who deleted it, and why they did.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on January 22, 2008, 04:29:27 PM
No need for context:
If he was rejecting her advances, how did his testicle get within range of her mouth?
McCain 2008, btw.
McCain 2008, btw.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on January 22, 2008, 08:54:07 PM
Thank you Michael for saving those classic moments.
Gporter is so intelligent.
Gporter is so intelligent.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on January 22, 2008, 09:24:58 PM
Oh good lord - Forbes? I'd rather hear about what was written on the sh*thouse wall.
You want people to hear about you phone number?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 23, 2008, 01:06:27 AM
Thank you Michael for saving those classic moments.
Gporter is so intelligent.
Gporter is so intelligent.
And then we can watch as a bonus all of the times he calls Alex Trebek a Democratic hack.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Robespierre's Jaw on January 23, 2008, 03:21:59 AM
Thank you Michael for saving those classic moments.
Gporter is so intelligent.
Gporter is so intelligent.
And then we can watch as a bonus all of the times he calls Alex Trebek a Democratic hack.
How enjoyable would that be. One can only wonder....
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on January 23, 2008, 03:42:52 AM
I don't think anyone remotely cares about Hawaii.
YOU HAVE ANGERED HAUMEA, GODDESS OF THE HAWAIIAN SEA
()
MAY HER FISH BRETHREN CAUSE YOU MUCH HARDSHIP AND BROTHER KANALOA DRAG YOU INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE UNDERWORLD
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Michael Z on January 23, 2008, 09:03:36 AM
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 23, 2008, 09:31:46 AM
When I saw that picture I immediately saved it to disk and intend to make extensive use of it in the future.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Lief 🗽 on January 23, 2008, 11:30:21 PM
CTRL + F "Blood was everywhere"
Text not found.
Boring topic
Text not found.
Boring topic
@Gabu: Same, same.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: YRABNNRM on January 24, 2008, 02:19:29 PM
Old classics that few may be familar with like "A Fine Mess" with Ted Danson and Howie Mandel from 1986 and "Silent Rage" with Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 24, 2008, 04:29:03 PM
Old classics that few may be familar with like "A Fine Mess" with Ted Danson and Howie Mandel from 1986 and "Silent Rage" with Chuck Norris.
lol, 1986 = "old classic"?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Verily on January 24, 2008, 04:30:50 PM
ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAUCUS
Let's just say that at the end of the day, you'll definitley have 100% of precincts reporting.
They'll be recounting me all day long.
Although really that whole thread, inspirational BRTD quote included, belongs here.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on January 24, 2008, 04:33:02 PM
ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAUCUS
Let's just say that at the end of the day, you'll definitley have 100% of precincts reporting.
They'll be recounting me all day long.
Although really that whole thread, inspirational BRTD quote included, belongs here.
My response was funnier :p
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: YRABNNRM on January 24, 2008, 04:47:54 PM
Old classics that few may be familar with like "A Fine Mess" with Ted Danson and Howie Mandel from 1986 and "Silent Rage" with Chuck Norris.
lol, 1986 = "old classic"?
Forget that. It's the fact that he considers films with Howie Mandel, Ted Danson, and Chuck Norris to be classics.
MOVE OVER BOGART! HERE'S HOWIE!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 24, 2008, 04:53:16 PM
Old classics that few may be familar with like "A Fine Mess" with Ted Danson and Howie Mandel from 1986 and "Silent Rage" with Chuck Norris.
lol, 1986 = "old classic"?
Forget that. It's the fact that he considers films with Howie Mandel, Ted Danson, and Chuck Norris to be classics.
MOVE OVER BOGART! HERE'S HOWIE!
Well, when Armageddon is your #1 movie of all time...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: ilikeverin on January 24, 2008, 06:09:15 PM
Old classics that few may be familar with like "A Fine Mess" with Ted Danson and Howie Mandel from 1986 and "Silent Rage" with Chuck Norris.
lol, 1986 = "old classic"?
Gabu is an ANCIENT CLASSIC.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Verily on January 24, 2008, 07:02:50 PM
ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAUCUS
Let's just say that at the end of the day, you'll definitley have 100% of precincts reporting.
They'll be recounting me all day long.
Although really that whole thread, inspirational BRTD quote included, belongs here.
My response was funnier :p
"That's what she said" is never funny :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on January 24, 2008, 07:57:42 PM
what is this thread for?
Funny posts.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 24, 2008, 07:57:57 PM
what is this thread for?
You put funny quotes you see elsewhere on the forum here.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Robespierre's Jaw on January 24, 2008, 08:55:07 PM
What is bad about that.
white people:
()
non-white people:
()
any questions
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on January 24, 2008, 09:44:06 PM
ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAUCUS
Let's just say that at the end of the day, you'll definitley have 100% of precincts reporting.
They'll be recounting me all day long.
Although really that whole thread, inspirational BRTD quote included, belongs here.
My response was funnier :p
"That's what she said" is never funny :P
We could never be friends.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on January 25, 2008, 02:17:40 AM
Before I go to sleep at night, I check under my bed for John McCain.
If I found John McCain under my bed, I might scream.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on January 26, 2008, 07:04:11 AM
Yet another Classic Naso Moment.
HEY...just be glad we are not moving back towards the 1990's popular culture.
As I've stated...I'd take "Cheers", Bruce Springsteen and Reagan over "Friends", The Spice Girls and Clinton anyday. (Not to say I didn't like "Friends" but nothing beats 80's popular culture)
By the way...women looked alot better in the 80's than the 90's. The 80's had long thick, curly hair on women...the 90's had that damn "eurodance" straight hair crap that turns me off.
The real question is why anyone should see Rambo in the first place. Seriously people, did someone bludgeon Stallone so hard that he thinks we're back in the 1980s again? First Rocky and now Rambo? Someone needs to put this geezer in a hospice before he breaks his hip. Its obvious from his speech he's had at least one stroke and continuing to star in dangerous roles like these is only going to make another one all the more likely.
HEY...just be glad we are not moving back towards the 1990's popular culture.
As I've stated...I'd take "Cheers", Bruce Springsteen and Reagan over "Friends", The Spice Girls and Clinton anyday. (Not to say I didn't like "Friends" but nothing beats 80's popular culture)
By the way...women looked alot better in the 80's than the 90's. The 80's had long thick, curly hair on women...the 90's had that damn "eurodance" straight hair crap that turns me off.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Јas on January 28, 2008, 11:56:46 AM
Re; the Piedmont... it's the most (or one of the most) Republican parts of the state.
Is it the least African-American?
Dave
It's one of the most Republican parts of the state.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on January 28, 2008, 08:13:01 PM
Hey Mario! Where's Princess Toadstool? Don't bump your head on any [?] boxes!
As a kid who looks like a goomba, you would certainly be an authority on this.
LOL!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: YRABNNRM on January 28, 2008, 09:45:33 PM
Jake, remove your obscene and offensive language, or I will have it removed for you.
I am not kidding.
I am not kidding.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 28, 2008, 10:46:21 PM
Jake, remove your obscene and offensive language, or I will have it removed for you.
I am not kidding.
I am not kidding.
For the record, here is what Jake said:
Romney is on the move, with a very real chance at the nomination.
Soak that in folks. Scary as all fuck isn't it?
I'm becoming more and more convinced that this whole "romney orgasm" thing is just a joke.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Small Business Owner of Any Repute on January 28, 2008, 11:41:54 PM
I'll go back to the Golden Arches if he wins.
Work anyplace that will employ you.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on January 29, 2008, 01:43:49 PM
But you have to remember...I'm ugly. You, as I've seen you have hot girlfriends, are not. It's this terrible red hair. It made me a model at 10 and a loser by 20!
Naso, shut the hell up.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on January 29, 2008, 03:35:47 PM
But you have to remember...I'm ugly. You, as I've seen you have hot girlfriends, are not. It's this terrible red hair. It made me a model at 10 and a loser by 20!
Naso, shut the hell up.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on January 29, 2008, 06:09:45 PM
Jake, remove your obscene and offensive language, or I will have it removed for you.
I am not kidding.
I am not kidding.
For the record, here is what Jake said:
Romney is on the move, with a very real chance at the nomination.
Soak that in folks. Scary as all fuck isn't it?
I'm becoming more and more convinced that this whole "romney orgasm" thing is just a joke.
Nah dude, he's just a Mormon. Profanity is seriously prohibited or something.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on January 30, 2008, 07:31:30 PM
Wanna borrow some windex to clean your crystal ball, cause it sure as hell isn't showing you a clear picture.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on January 30, 2008, 09:20:52 PM
Like more liberal than the party platform and more liberal than my grandma.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on January 30, 2008, 09:25:50 PM
All of Inks comments in that thread belong here.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on January 30, 2008, 09:47:13 PM
one time i met a rapist and he voted for reagan
raping people is a mainstream GOP view
raping people is a mainstream GOP view
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: J. J. on January 31, 2008, 03:21:52 PM
Ah, what's that lit up dove doing there? ;)
Probably pissed off you ate its friend, the psychic pidgeon
FUNNIEST POST EVER!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on January 31, 2008, 07:01:33 PM
This whole thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=69312.0
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Aizen on January 31, 2008, 10:10:38 PM
Oh noes, someone hit Tony Blair for 10 damage!
Someone get him a potion!
(neutral)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on February 01, 2008, 06:14:59 PM
LOL PHIL MUST BE SOOOOO UPSET!! HIS HERO WANTS A GUY THAT ISN'T PHIL!!!!!!
^^^
The epitome of cool.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Gabu on February 01, 2008, 06:18:56 PM
Oh noes, someone hit Tony Blair for 10 damage!
Someone get him a potion!
(neutral)
I was wondering if anyone would notice that post. :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on February 01, 2008, 07:50:09 PM
Wow. I wasn't very well-informed.
You joined the forum three months ago.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: minionofmidas on February 02, 2008, 06:25:01 AM
What else would you expect from these pot smoking, crack addicted, pinko, commie, leftist, looney, low life scum?
#_# ~*^_^*~ very, very much ~*^_^*~ #_#
hurr ()
()()()()()()()()()()()
i hope you're a terrorist because i love hugging terrorists ;#
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Robespierre's Jaw on February 03, 2008, 01:36:02 AM
At least Mitt Romney did not flip flop about which party his loyalties are with. Romney has always remained loyal to the Republican Party, through thick and thin, through good times and bad.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: King on February 03, 2008, 02:18:53 PM
But right at the end of the 70's, about 1978 to about 1983...things were really good.
If only I had been given the privilege to have lived in America's Golden Age: the late 1970s.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on February 03, 2008, 05:20:16 PM
You cannot stop being a democratic hack. Can you?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: The Mikado on February 03, 2008, 08:07:08 PM
You cannot stop being a democratic hack. Can you?
Honestly, that's about the same map I'd produce for that scenario.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on February 03, 2008, 08:10:10 PM
You cannot stop being a democratic hack. Can you?
Honestly, that's about the same map I'd produce for that scenario.
Which is why it's in this thread.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: CPT MikeyMike on February 03, 2008, 10:09:57 PM
I will take responsibility for my actions in this thread.
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68840.0
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68840.0
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sam Spade on February 03, 2008, 10:32:29 PM
I will take responsibility for my actions in this thread.
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68840.0
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68840.0
This is one of the reasons why I don't start talking trash until after a result is certain.
Tonight is one night I'm staying in and celebrating. Lots of shouting and screaming going on outside.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: CPT MikeyMike on February 03, 2008, 10:34:47 PM
I will take responsibility for my actions in this thread.
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68840.0
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68840.0
This is one of the reasons why I don't start talking trash until after a result is certain.
I was not talking trash. Just read the damn posts - It was simply my prediction.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sam Spade on February 03, 2008, 10:44:50 PM
I will take responsibility for my actions in this thread.
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68840.0
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68840.0
This is one of the reasons why I don't start talking trash until after a result is certain.
I was not talking trash. Just read the damn posts - It was simply my prediction.
Doing a play-by-play prediction of a Pats win is talking trash in my book. :)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sam Spade on February 03, 2008, 10:46:37 PM
With luck, all of Mike's posts in this thread will go into the Comedy Goldmine in a few hours. ;)
If the Giants win, that might enough incentive for me to leave the forum.
And btw, what was this??? :P Not that you should leave, at all, however.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: CPT MikeyMike on February 03, 2008, 10:49:12 PM
With luck, all of Mike's posts in this thread will go into the Comedy Goldmine in a few hours. ;)
If the Giants win, that might enough incentive for me to leave the forum.
And btw, what was this??? :P Not that you should leave, at all, however.
Eh..I've thinking about it for over a week now. Forum's lost it's touch. I needed one last blast to leave out on! This might be it.
I'm 80/20 in favor of taking a step back.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Lief 🗽 on February 04, 2008, 12:36:51 AM
How ARG conducts their polling:
First, numbers are picked randomly out of a hat
()
Then, through a contract with the local school district, third grade students are told to take the numbers and use them as variables in the "The Supersecret Highly Intelligent Turnout formula", hereafter known as The S.H.I.T. formula
()
It doesn't matter if they do the math correctly - that's what the margin of error is for
ARG then randomly calls a number determined by The S.H.I.T. formula. Racial turnout is based upon what color pen the third-graders used
()
ARG then subtracts 7 from one of the candidates totals, 'cause 7 is their lucky number
NOTE: ARG is currently considering switching to a new polling methodology involving bloodhounds, a bundle of bananas, and a bingo parlor off I-67
First, numbers are picked randomly out of a hat
()
Then, through a contract with the local school district, third grade students are told to take the numbers and use them as variables in the "The Supersecret Highly Intelligent Turnout formula", hereafter known as The S.H.I.T. formula
()
It doesn't matter if they do the math correctly - that's what the margin of error is for
ARG then randomly calls a number determined by The S.H.I.T. formula. Racial turnout is based upon what color pen the third-graders used
()
ARG then subtracts 7 from one of the candidates totals, 'cause 7 is their lucky number
NOTE: ARG is currently considering switching to a new polling methodology involving bloodhounds, a bundle of bananas, and a bingo parlor off I-67
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on February 04, 2008, 01:30:26 AM
Disturbing.
Though admittedly this map makes me a little hard
Obama as the nominee (not final):
(
)
Obama: 303
McCain: 235
(
Obama: 303
McCain: 235
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: bullmoose88 on February 04, 2008, 01:34:25 AM
You can't blame harry for getting an obamarection.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on February 04, 2008, 02:45:55 AM
Inks, do we have to have fifty seperate threads for each Zoggy (or whatever) poll dump?
Considering that we've had 14 responses for the California one alone, I'd say yes.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: © tweed on February 04, 2008, 07:43:18 AM
Here are my plans, just updated as of 2 minutes ago (10:26 pm CST)
Monday, February 4, 2008:
2:15 pm -- Get off work
2:45 pm -- Change Clothes
3:00 pm -- Situation Room on CNN
6:00 pm -- Lou Dobbs Tonight on CNN
7:00 pm -- CNN Election Center Special
8:00 pm -- Larry King Live?
9:00 pm -- Bed
Tuesday, February 5, 2008:
3:00 am -- Wake Up
3:15 am -- Shower
3:45 am -- Bible Study
4:15 am -- Weather Channel
4:45 am -- Switch over to CNN for Super Tuesday Coverage
5:00 am -- Super Tuesday Coverage begins on CNN with American Morning
6:50 am -- leave for Choctaw Community Center (polling place)
6:55 am -- Wait in line for doors to open
7:00 am -- Vote for Barack Obama
7:02 am -- Drive to McDonalds
7:03 am -- Order Biscuits
7:08 am -- Drive Home
7:13 am -- Continue with CNN Coverage and Eat Breakfast
9:00 am -- CNN Newsroom
11:00 am -- Your World Today on CNN
12:00 pm -- CNN Newsroom
3:00 pm -- Situation Room on CNN
6:00 pm -- Lou Dobbs Tonight
7:00 pm -- CNN Election Coverage
11:00 pm -- Larry King Live
Wednesday, February 6, 2008:
12:00 am -- Anderson Cooper
3:00 am -- Sleep
9:00 am -- Wake Up
9:15 am -- Shower
9:45 am -- Bible Study
10:00 am -- CNN Post-Super Tuesday Coverage
10:00 pm -- Bed
Monday, February 4, 2008:
2:15 pm -- Get off work
2:45 pm -- Change Clothes
3:00 pm -- Situation Room on CNN
6:00 pm -- Lou Dobbs Tonight on CNN
7:00 pm -- CNN Election Center Special
8:00 pm -- Larry King Live?
9:00 pm -- Bed
Tuesday, February 5, 2008:
3:00 am -- Wake Up
3:15 am -- Shower
3:45 am -- Bible Study
4:15 am -- Weather Channel
4:45 am -- Switch over to CNN for Super Tuesday Coverage
5:00 am -- Super Tuesday Coverage begins on CNN with American Morning
6:50 am -- leave for Choctaw Community Center (polling place)
6:55 am -- Wait in line for doors to open
7:00 am -- Vote for Barack Obama
7:02 am -- Drive to McDonalds
7:03 am -- Order Biscuits
7:08 am -- Drive Home
7:13 am -- Continue with CNN Coverage and Eat Breakfast
9:00 am -- CNN Newsroom
11:00 am -- Your World Today on CNN
12:00 pm -- CNN Newsroom
3:00 pm -- Situation Room on CNN
6:00 pm -- Lou Dobbs Tonight
7:00 pm -- CNN Election Coverage
11:00 pm -- Larry King Live
Wednesday, February 6, 2008:
12:00 am -- Anderson Cooper
3:00 am -- Sleep
9:00 am -- Wake Up
9:15 am -- Shower
9:45 am -- Bible Study
10:00 am -- CNN Post-Super Tuesday Coverage
10:00 pm -- Bed
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on February 04, 2008, 07:48:42 AM
... Jesus Christ.
Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.
Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on February 04, 2008, 08:07:37 AM
... Jesus Christ.
Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.
Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.
Yes, but no toilet break is planned into the schedule.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on February 04, 2008, 08:16:31 AM
... Jesus Christ.
Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.
Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.
Yes, but no toilet break is planned into the schedule.
It either isn't worth mentioning (unlike, say, ordering biscuits from McDonalds), or isn't necessary. I'll opt for the latter.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Platypus on February 04, 2008, 11:20:58 AM
ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAUCUS
Let's just say that at the end of the day, you'll definitley have 100% of precincts reporting.
They'll be recounting me all day long.
Although really that whole thread, inspirational BRTD quote included, belongs here.
My response was funnier :p
"That's what she said" is never funny :P
We could never be friends.
That's what she said.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Platypus on February 04, 2008, 11:39:28 AM
... Jesus Christ.
Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.
Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.
Yes, but no toilet break is planned into the schedule.
It either isn't worth mentioning (unlike, say, ordering biscuits from McDonalds), or isn't necessary. I'll opt for the latter.
I was baking scones at 4. I think anyone, even an American, can do it at 25.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on February 04, 2008, 11:48:14 AM
... Jesus Christ.
Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.
Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.
Yes, but no toilet break is planned into the schedule.
It either isn't worth mentioning (unlike, say, ordering biscuits from McDonalds), or isn't necessary. I'll opt for the latter.
I was baking scones at 4. I think anyone, even an American, can do it at 25.
I was referring to taking a dump or a whiz, not baking scones.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Platypus on February 04, 2008, 11:54:41 AM
... Jesus Christ.
Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.
Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.
Yes, but no toilet break is planned into the schedule.
It either isn't worth mentioning (unlike, say, ordering biscuits from McDonalds), or isn't necessary. I'll opt for the latter.
I was baking scones at 4. I think anyone, even an American, can do it at 25.
I was referring to taking a dump or a whiz, not baking scones.
Obviously. This is me, not BRTD. I was referring to the fact that he's 25 and picking up scones from Maccas on a weekday morning, which would be tragic if it was a timesaving measure, but considering he's going out of his way to pick them up and then he's going home, is moreso.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: YRABNNRM on February 04, 2008, 11:55:35 AM
He never says that he's going to eat the biscuits though...hmmmm highly suspicious...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Joe Republic on February 04, 2008, 11:58:27 AM
Ah, gotcha. Communication breakdown, mayte. ;)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Bono on February 04, 2008, 02:57:44 PM
This whole thread:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=69519.0
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=69519.0
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on February 04, 2008, 06:37:36 PM
Ah, gotcha. Communication breakdown, mayte. ;)
What's with the pirate talk?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on February 04, 2008, 06:38:44 PM
Ah, gotcha. Communication breakdown, mayte. ;)
What's with the pirate talk?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on February 05, 2008, 04:03:28 AM
Along with that I also support gay people being allowed to serve opening in the military unless they cause problems. And by problems I mean that if they start flirting and causing trouble, just like straight people they should be removed.
ooh ooh misrter jedi u look pretty in that dress
wanna fool around on top the ferris wheel? <3
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on February 05, 2008, 07:49:01 AM
yay Polnut!!! I don't much about u but I voted for you!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: minionofmidas on February 05, 2008, 01:14:28 PM
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on February 05, 2008, 02:53:18 PM
Harry - "Another brewski!"
Inks - "I can better repesent the Thirteenth Congressional District of Pennsylvania."
Phil - Presidential, in a Dukakuseque way.
Nixon Now - "I'm smiling because I just made parole."
Naso - "It is the dawn of a new day in America."
Andrew - To dark, was this from a survalliance camera.
Supersoulty - "The shipment is in from Jamaica."
Htmldon - "I, Htmldon, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will... . " (Clear winner.)
Preston Caldwell - "After we go to the Bee Gees Concert, let's go to the roller disco."
Inks - "I can better repesent the Thirteenth Congressional District of Pennsylvania."
Phil - Presidential, in a Dukakuseque way.
Nixon Now - "I'm smiling because I just made parole."
Naso - "It is the dawn of a new day in America."
Andrew - To dark, was this from a survalliance camera.
Supersoulty - "The shipment is in from Jamaica."
Htmldon - "I, Htmldon, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will... . " (Clear winner.)
Preston Caldwell - "After we go to the Bee Gees Concert, let's go to the roller disco."
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: © tweed on February 05, 2008, 03:44:23 PM
What I wonder...is why the hell would the SCHOOL allow 18 year old kids to go to frickin' Aruba on a final class trip...and drink and mess around...to me that's not good school conduct and the teachers screwed up.
As for this Moron Vandersh*t, what the hell would a nice high school girl like Natalie see in this ugly lowlife nobody? I see all the time the way things are...my dad has been a cop for 29 years...and he tells me the crap these young girls do. They date these low life dirtbag scum losers and end up getting in trouble...and even dead because of it.
Many times...the PARENTS of the teenager in trouble get MAD AT THE COPS! Probably because many of the parents are also scumsucking lowlifes.
As for this Moron Vandersh*t, what the hell would a nice high school girl like Natalie see in this ugly lowlife nobody? I see all the time the way things are...my dad has been a cop for 29 years...and he tells me the crap these young girls do. They date these low life dirtbag scum losers and end up getting in trouble...and even dead because of it.
Many times...the PARENTS of the teenager in trouble get MAD AT THE COPS! Probably because many of the parents are also scumsucking lowlifes.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on February 05, 2008, 03:47:34 PM
We need a Naso Goldmine.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: minionofmidas on February 05, 2008, 03:48:59 PM
...if only to get nonfunny bull like that out of the Comedy Goldmine.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: YRABNNRM on February 05, 2008, 07:07:35 PM
We need a Naso Goldmine.
NASOWATCH?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on February 05, 2008, 07:42:48 PM
Key:
Slanted States mean that the candidate won the popular vote in these states, but no delagates will be awarded.
Slanted States mean that the candidate won the popular vote in these states, but no delagates will be awarded.
Slanted??!!??
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on February 05, 2008, 07:48:10 PM
Key:
Slanted States mean that the candidate won the popular vote in these states, but no delagates will be awarded.
Slanted States mean that the candidate won the popular vote in these states, but no delagates will be awarded.
Slanted??!!??
Italicized.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Hash on February 05, 2008, 07:49:08 PM
Key:
Slanted States mean that the candidate won the popular vote in these states, but no delagates will be awarded.
Slanted States mean that the candidate won the popular vote in these states, but no delagates will be awarded.
Slanted??!!??
Italicized.
I knew that, I just found it hilarious he doesn't use the word "italicized" like most of us.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on February 05, 2008, 07:53:18 PM
Key:
Slanted States mean that the candidate won the popular vote in these states, but no delagates will be awarded.
Slanted States mean that the candidate won the popular vote in these states, but no delagates will be awarded.
Slanted??!!??
Italicized.
I knew that, I just found it hilarious he doesn't use the word "italicized" like most of us.
I thought you'd have gotten over his...um...peculiarities by now.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Јas on February 06, 2008, 12:34:08 PM
;D
Needs the context of the thread to make sense.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Platypus on February 06, 2008, 01:44:01 PM
I also will be getting much needed like skills as I do not know how to cook save for mac and cheese, ramen noodles, and eggs and bacon. So, to compensate, I've been going out to fast food joints like McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Sonic, etc. nearly every day, sometimes twice a day. That has not allowed me to lose weight, naturally, but by moving in with them I will have more nutritious home cooked meals and go out to eat less, so my waist line should begin to shrink some.
buy a general cook book, unless you're into cooking in a pan or making sauces, cooking isn't that hard.
I fixed chicken soup last night, it is very easy and good for you.
How on earth does soup break?
Poor form, I know, but you all seemed like you needed a second ladle of the good stuff.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Alcon on February 06, 2008, 01:55:16 PM
Hawai'i caucus:
Damn, that's a long caucus! They've been in there since 1/25... is anyone getting them food/water? Are any of them still alive?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on February 06, 2008, 04:07:15 PM
Man, you guys are really true believers (...) in the American public (...).
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Platypus on February 07, 2008, 04:40:24 AM
Other reason for a punishment from "God"?
God did kill them, but out of mercy, not punishment, to spare them from reading this thread.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on February 07, 2008, 04:05:00 PM
I know that Romney probably won't drop out for awhile.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on February 07, 2008, 06:28:03 PM
Dean probably couldn't force his secretary to bring him coffee without bribing her first.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on February 07, 2008, 08:57:35 PM
McCain taps Molnau
Now there's a mental image I did not want.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Alcon on February 08, 2008, 01:46:16 PM
So Hilary now has both Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton endorsing her? Talk about coalitions of the willing.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: MODU on February 08, 2008, 02:00:44 PM
But right at the end of the 70's, about 1978 to about 1983...things were really good.
If only I had been given the privilege to have lived in America's Golden Age: the late 1970s.
hahaha . . . the only thing I enjoyed about the end of the 70s was that I was living in a tiny logging/clamming town that happened to have a military base. We were separated from the rest of the crap at the time.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: opebo on February 08, 2008, 02:08:05 PM
But right at the end of the 70's, about 1978 to about 1983...things were really good.
If only I had been given the privilege to have lived in America's Golden Age: the late 1970s.
hahaha . . . the only thing I enjoyed about the end of the 70s was that I was living in a tiny logging/clamming town that happened to have a military base. We were separated from the rest of the crap at the time.
What crap? You feared someone might have sex with you?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: MODU on February 08, 2008, 02:11:46 PM
But right at the end of the 70's, about 1978 to about 1983...things were really good.
If only I had been given the privilege to have lived in America's Golden Age: the late 1970s.
hahaha . . . the only thing I enjoyed about the end of the 70s was that I was living in a tiny logging/clamming town that happened to have a military base. We were separated from the rest of the crap at the time.
What crap? You feared someone might have sex with you?
Now where the hell did that come from? Oh wait, it's Opie, I forgot.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: opebo on February 08, 2008, 02:15:09 PM
But right at the end of the 70's, about 1978 to about 1983...things were really good.
If only I had been given the privilege to have lived in America's Golden Age: the late 1970s.
hahaha . . . the only thing I enjoyed about the end of the 70s was that I was living in a tiny logging/clamming town that happened to have a military base. We were separated from the rest of the crap at the time.
What crap? You feared someone might have sex with you?
Now where the hell did that come from? Oh wait, it's Opie, I forgot.
The only thing different about the late seventies, other than the relatively better economy, was the promiscuity.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: MODU on February 08, 2008, 02:19:07 PM
The only thing different about the late seventies, other than the relatively better economy, was the promiscuity.
If you say so. You were what... 5 back then?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: opebo on February 08, 2008, 02:26:54 PM
The only thing different about the late seventies, other than the relatively better economy, was the promiscuity.
If you say so. You were what... 5 back then?
around 12, but the way the period is presented is as one of promiscuity.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: MODU on February 08, 2008, 02:46:45 PM
around 12, but the way the period is presented is as one of promiscuity.
More like your puberty was kicking in, and that is all your mind has been stuck on since then. While there was a rise in sexual activity (coupled with the feminism movements at the time), it was nothing more than a blip on society's radar at the end of the 70s since it was contained to a relatively small demographic at the time. I would say the 60s and the 80s were more promiscuous than the 70s.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: opebo on February 08, 2008, 03:06:09 PM
around 12, but the way the period is presented is as one of promiscuity.
More like your puberty was kicking in, and that is all your mind has been stuck on since then. While there was a rise in sexual activity (coupled with the feminism movements at the time), it was nothing more than a blip on society's radar at the end of the 70s since it was contained to a relatively small demographic at the time. I would say the 60s and the 80s were more promiscuous than the 70s.
Dude, I was totally unaware of any of that stuff at 12, I'm just talking about the way the period is present in media, popular culture, etc.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: MODU on February 08, 2008, 03:13:46 PM
Dude, I was totally unaware of any of that stuff at 12, I'm just talking about the way the period is present in media, popular culture, etc.
hahaha . . . well, hopefully I educated you then. (For future note: the media rarely covers reality.)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: J. J. on February 08, 2008, 03:22:27 PM
The only thing different about the late seventies, other than the relatively better economy, was the promiscuity.
A vein of platinum in a goldmine.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: opebo on February 08, 2008, 04:00:31 PM
The only thing different about the late seventies, other than the relatively better economy, was the promiscuity.
A vein of platinum in a goldmine.
Halcyon days for the working class compared to anything since, my revisionist friend.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on February 08, 2008, 05:05:31 PM
Volcker was appointed by Carter.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Sensei on February 08, 2008, 05:09:38 PM
This is the Comedy Goldmine, guys.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Robespierre's Jaw on February 08, 2008, 05:41:27 PM
Young ladies need somewhat older experienced men with them.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: King on February 08, 2008, 07:29:13 PM
Young ladies need somewhat older experienced men with them.
Out of context gold.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Keystone Phil on February 08, 2008, 08:39:45 PM
Are Street and Waters corrupt? Come on Phil.
The convincing argument about how corrupt blacks only support Hillary.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on February 08, 2008, 10:50:17 PM
Walter, your total fascination with this woman and her supposed abilities is bordering on fanaticism.
This statement, while true, is quite amusing considering the source.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: opebo on February 09, 2008, 05:53:39 AM
More Platinum. Thank you for showing the drop under Reagan. :)
Yes, it is easy to re-employ people at much lower wages.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on February 09, 2008, 02:10:50 PM
Even though I'm a part of this thread, I still think it deserves inclusion:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=70115.15
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=70115.15
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on February 09, 2008, 06:46:58 PM
Even though I'm a part of this thread, I still think it deserves inclusion:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=70115.15
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=70115.15
I forgive you.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Ebowed on February 10, 2008, 12:16:38 AM
Well, this thread has gone to sh**t...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!
Post by: Alcon on February 10, 2008, 12:42:26 AM
Time for a refresh.
Someone do the honors.
Someone do the honors.