Title: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 10, 2009, 11:01:40 PM
let's get the ball rolling
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Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 10, 2009, 11:46:22 PM
Great name.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Sensei on March 11, 2009, 10:57:19 AM
Does anyone remember that image he posted (perhaps it was in his signature) of a hot dude with his junk in a birthday cake?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 11, 2009, 07:34:12 PM
click for context
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on March 11, 2009, 08:01:10 PM
There's no reason for me to move out of L.A. metro.
Person fail.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Nixon in '80 on March 11, 2009, 08:40:22 PM
click for context
officepark's most concise and accurate "original content" post yet!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: 12th Doctor on March 11, 2009, 09:53:27 PM
click for context
HA!
I have to admit, I had to take a second look before I got it.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: RosettaStoned on March 11, 2009, 10:27:15 PM
Can someone please explain what this thread is about? I dont understand the topic.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Countess Anya of the North Parish on March 11, 2009, 11:08:57 PM
Can someone please explain what this thread is about? I dont understand the topic.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Purple State on March 11, 2009, 11:37:17 PM
I nominate Coburn in 2012 for High Priest of Republicanism.
Add officepark and Rush Limbaugh and we could have a triumvirate...
I would like this, as it would lead to increased use of the word "triumvirate."
It is a terribly underutilized word.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: The Man From G.O.P. on March 12, 2009, 12:13:03 AM
Can someone please explain what this thread is about? I dont understand the topic.
Click for conte....
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 12, 2009, 10:49:17 PM
I still find the daily updates here to be kinda funny:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=36296.135
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=36296.135
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: RIP Robert H Bork on March 12, 2009, 11:01:04 PM
I still find the daily updates here to be kinda funny:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=36296.135
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=36296.135
Daily updates? My last update before yesterday's was well over 2 weeks before that.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Alcon on March 12, 2009, 11:25:41 PM
I just wanted to say I appreciate the owl upgrade
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 13, 2009, 03:03:29 AM
Hasn't Clyburn been beating this dumb drum for a while now?
I detect racial undertones here.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: minionofmidas on March 13, 2009, 11:28:23 AM
click for context
officepark's most concise and accurate "original content" post yet!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 14, 2009, 01:59:27 PM
the post editing on this thread's first page is moderately humorous:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=93684.0
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=93684.0
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on March 14, 2009, 06:40:38 PM
Btw, Flyers I keep telling you, STOP. POSTING. ABOUT. IRELAND. Please.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on March 14, 2009, 11:01:10 PM
Damn. I thought he just bought a house in California to run for CA Gov. Oh Well
Romney's Mind
1. 1994: Unseat Ted Kennedy
2. 2000: Elected President
1. 2002: Win Massachusetts Governorship
2. 2008: Elected President
2. 2010: Unseat Harry Reid
3. 2011: Organize A Campaign from your Previous Campaigns
4. 2012: Elected President
5. 2016: Re-Elected President
6. 2020: Vice President Elected President
7. Become UN Secretary-General
8. Become God
Third Time's a Charm!
Romney's Mind
1. 1994: Unseat Ted Kennedy
1. 2002: Win Massachusetts Governorship
2. 2010: Unseat Harry Reid
3. 2011: Organize A Campaign from your Previous Campaigns
4. 2012: Elected President
5. 2016: Re-Elected President
6. 2020: Vice President Elected President
7. Become UN Secretary-General
8. Become God
Third Time's a Charm!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Sensei on March 14, 2009, 11:48:26 PM
Absolutely. It'd be easier convincing them to have a threesome.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 15, 2009, 01:27:49 AM
I just wanted to say I appreciate the owl upgrade
Dude, I got your back.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Sensei on March 15, 2009, 12:17:34 PM
Sure. I guess technically I am one myself, though really only about 1-2% non hetero.
Yeah, in the sense that I choose a ladyboy for only around 1-2% of sexual acts. Its really just a pleasant novelty, I partake of rarely - like Macadamia nuts.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 15, 2009, 12:38:03 PM
Sure. I guess technically I am one myself, though really only about 1-2% non hetero.
Yeah, in the sense that I choose a ladyboy for only around 1-2% of sexual acts. Its really just a pleasant novelty, I partake of rarely - like Macadamia nuts.
I was just going to add this one. The "Macadamia nuts" reference was absolutely classic.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 15, 2009, 12:53:54 PM
I wish I had Macadamia nuts right now, they sound tasty. But the nuts part associated with the ladyboy part make me sad
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: opebo on March 15, 2009, 01:05:24 PM
I wish I had Macadamia nuts right now, they sound tasty. But the nuts part associated with the ladyboy part make me sad
Don't be sad - most of those lads keep their nuts. Many of them say that their comrades who have 'had the operation' get depressed or imbalanced. Of course lots take hormones or get breast implants. Which is fun.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 15, 2009, 01:06:50 PM
fun
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on March 15, 2009, 02:00:03 PM
There's something to be said for being "boring and reliable". Its a well-respected person in society.
Of course! But I don't like society so I tend to be attracted to people who are sociopathic.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: paul718 on March 15, 2009, 04:22:14 PM
Oh yes, I did. Whats the other half? Real Italian?
:P
My Dad's side is from Campania (around Naples).
Real Italian then.
Oh yes, I did. Whats the other half? Real Italian?
:P
My Dad's side is from Campania (around Naples).
Real Italian then.
Ok, even if my Sicilian is "Fake Italian," I'm still 50% "Real Italian." You're...what...25%?
:P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on March 15, 2009, 09:22:42 PM
Dumb. Like any real man, I prefer to confront someone when I have a problem with them, not pull stupid third-grader crap like this. If you don't have the balls to call someone out in person, then don't bother keeping your penis.
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Here we see Fezzy after being short-changed at a McDonalds.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Platypus on March 16, 2009, 07:00:53 AM
Lunar said you to slap her until she stops, but he deleted his message...
some brilliance is temporary
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Platypus on March 16, 2009, 07:01:19 AM
click for context
officepark's most concise and accurate "original content" post yet!
Probably the best post in the history of the forum.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 16, 2009, 05:00:11 PM
Maybe a little too graphic but here's a response in my "Obama vs. D'Amato 2008" thread...
Bloodier for the GOP then a virgin's panties on prom night.
If we wanted to run an old guy, we could have at least had a lot of fun with it. :P
How do you think this would have played out?
How do you think this would have played out?
Bloodier for the GOP then a virgin's panties on prom night.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: RIP Robert H Bork on March 16, 2009, 05:06:26 PM
I like this post.
Sweden denies woman to change her last name to "Dark Knight"
GOOD!
GOOD!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 16, 2009, 09:42:53 PM
Even better response from my thread...
The D'Amato of yesteryear arises for one last campaign, with his biting wit and soaring oratory, and D'Amatomania runs rampant.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lief 🗽 on March 16, 2009, 11:47:43 PM
1789-present
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 17, 2009, 10:41:06 AM
History will redeem him...coming from a guy that strongly opposed the Stimulus (and Specter's vote for it is why he is so unpopular now/why Toomey is running), admits that he doesn't like Specter that much anymore because of it, etc.
No mere man is without flaws, and Arlen Specter has many flaws. His stimulus vote was damaging to the reputation and morale of moderate Republicans everywhere - but I refuse to sacrifice any more good soldiers to the bonfire of partisan purity.
... Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was not a Catholic. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up.
Probably a fair number of GOPers would like to burn Arlen after he loses his primary, haha, but probably not that many.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Nixon in '80 on March 17, 2009, 07:18:20 PM
Laugh all you like, but I read some well-sourced info on Democratic Underground that the PNAC were all part of some Masonic order. In addition to control they wanted to eliminate one of their enemies (Saddam) and hoped to discredit the Catholic Church as one of their primary goals has always been destruction of it (Of course I doubt Protestants would fare much better under their regime considering the deistic sort of religion they want to replace it with.)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 18, 2009, 01:43:20 AM
That's awesome. I was worried before I opened the thread that it was going to be sad, but this is pretty much the opposite. Congratulations!
And, your duties to your family far supercedes your duties to the Atlas community.
But your duty to America supercedes all of that, so name him George Walker or her Laura.
Wouldn't be funny if a Democrat said it.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Alcon on March 18, 2009, 02:59:57 AM
clck4cntxt
I'll let the Southern Poverty Law Center know.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on March 18, 2009, 05:28:50 PM
Bloomberg is a Zionist Bankster shill and it sickens me you would put him in the same category as an American Patriot like Perot.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Fine...I Made This More Civil on March 18, 2009, 07:27:55 PM
Accidentally, of course. It feel out of my pocket while I was peeing. I don't know if it still works or not, since the batteries came out on contact and got flushed. The disk with the pictures is ok, and I transferred all of the pictures to my laptop if it comes to that. Hopefully I'll find some new batteries, put them in, and it'll be fine.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 18, 2009, 09:22:04 PM
Well... I don't know about the rest of you, but I feel safer already.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Јas on March 19, 2009, 12:58:23 PM
Whoops, I read the question in my mind as "Are BRTD's polls thoughtless bouts of wankery?" and automatically voted "yes."
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: YRABNNRM on March 19, 2009, 01:18:47 PM
. You do not want to enter the pussy "friend zone". That means NO BUTT!
Dude, you live in San Diego? Forget this girl and drive down to Tijuana.
How many "roses" does it cost down there? Should he be "420 Friendly" as well?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lief 🗽 on March 20, 2009, 01:34:56 AM
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Eraserhead on March 20, 2009, 01:45:26 AM
Bloomberg is a Zionist Bankster shill and it sickens me you would put him in the same category as an American Patriot like Perot.
That just looks like one of his generic comments to me.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 20, 2009, 01:59:24 AM
Yeah Geitner was also a dirty Zionist today too
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 20, 2009, 12:57:07 PM
There has been much talk about Mitt Romney being, at this point in time, the front runner for the GOP Presidential nomination for 2012.
Since the recemt Rush Limbaugh speech, there has been talk that he should be the nominee in 2012.
Would you prefer Romney, Limbaugh, or someone else to be the GOP Presidential nominee for 2012?
Please vote and discuss, if you like.
Since the recemt Rush Limbaugh speech, there has been talk that he should be the nominee in 2012.
Would you prefer Romney, Limbaugh, or someone else to be the GOP Presidential nominee for 2012?
Please vote and discuss, if you like.
Decisions, decisions...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on March 20, 2009, 01:06:52 PM
Bloomberg is a Zionist Bankster shill and it sickens me you would put him in the same category as an American Patriot like Perot.
That just looks like one of his generic comments to me.
Still funny.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lief 🗽 on March 20, 2009, 03:22:58 PM
Just remember Naso that you don't have to volunteer personal information, and if they ask you don't have to tell. Just a tip.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on March 20, 2009, 07:54:41 PM
If there is any truth to this, then any school staff or school administrators who were aware of it and allowed it should be sentenced to 10 years of hard labor, working in chain gangs in the hot Texas sun during the months of June, July, and August.
Lost a cage fight, did we?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on March 21, 2009, 06:12:29 AM
Is all of this nonsense going to end anytime soon? I mean, this drum has already been beaten to the point that it has no sound.
Perhaps this applies...
()
What Phil and BRTD get up to in their own bedroom is their own business.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Sensei on March 21, 2009, 02:47:12 PM
8 beers, 3 shots of Whisky, a sprained wrist (for punching the wall), and an hour of crying later, I was out.
Wake Forest is the biggest motherf**king group of lazy ass n**gers I have never seen. What an embarrassment to the school, the fans and the students. Never have I put so much effort into a team to see them piss it all away. them all. I hope they all go pro so we can get some fresh blood in there. Fire Dino too., We need a real coach now. We're a national joke. FML.
Wake Forest is the biggest motherf**king group of lazy ass n**gers I have never seen. What an embarrassment to the school, the fans and the students. Never have I put so much effort into a team to see them piss it all away. them all. I hope they all go pro so we can get some fresh blood in there. Fire Dino too., We need a real coach now. We're a national joke. FML.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Meeker on March 21, 2009, 03:01:19 PM
Also, the Republican party is much more diverse, particularly in social stances.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on March 21, 2009, 05:10:23 PM
Romney is the epitomy of squeaky clean.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 21, 2009, 06:40:44 PM
8 beers, 3 shots of Whisky, a sprained wrist (for punching the wall), and an hour of crying later, I was out.
Wake Forest is the biggest motherf**king group of lazy ass n**gers I have never seen. What an embarrassment to the school, the fans and the students. Never have I put so much effort into a team to see them piss it all away. them all. I hope they all go pro so we can get some fresh blood in there. Fire Dino too., We need a real coach now. We're a national joke. FML.
Wake Forest is the biggest motherf**king group of lazy ass n**gers I have never seen. What an embarrassment to the school, the fans and the students. Never have I put so much effort into a team to see them piss it all away. them all. I hope they all go pro so we can get some fresh blood in there. Fire Dino too., We need a real coach now. We're a national joke. FML.
LOL
You have to love spoiled, rich kid tantrums! How long until Duke tries to justify bringing back slavery to have them work on his estate?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: bullmoose88 on March 21, 2009, 06:59:45 PM
8 beers, 3 shots of Whisky, a sprained wrist (for punching the wall), and an hour of crying later, I was out.
Wake Forest is the biggest motherf**king group of lazy ass n**gers I have never seen. What an embarrassment to the school, the fans and the students. Never have I put so much effort into a team to see them piss it all away. them all. I hope they all go pro so we can get some fresh blood in there. Fire Dino too., We need a real coach now. We're a national joke. FML.
Wake Forest is the biggest motherf**king group of lazy ass n**gers I have never seen. What an embarrassment to the school, the fans and the students. Never have I put so much effort into a team to see them piss it all away. them all. I hope they all go pro so we can get some fresh blood in there. Fire Dino too., We need a real coach now. We're a national joke. FML.
LOL
You have to love spoiled, rich kid tantrums! How long until Duke tries to justify bringing back slavery to have them work on his estate?
Guys guys,
don't demean duke with this type of chattel...errr...chatter...I hate when i do that.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on March 21, 2009, 07:20:36 PM
My respect for Phil has gone up.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on March 21, 2009, 08:03:34 PM
http://www.uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=94046.msg1899919
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Associate Justice PiT on March 22, 2009, 03:30:06 AM
I think we ALL know who was behind it.
http://judicial-inc.biz/811mumbai_and_the_mossad_angle.htm
http://judicial-inc.biz/811mumbai_and_the_mossad_angle.htm
LOL Stark.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Gustaf on March 22, 2009, 09:48:40 AM
I have a Mac OS X Leopard that I have had for a little over 6 months. Lately it has been running a little slower on me. I attribute it to random junk I have downloaded plus the usual wear and tear of a computer used on a daily basis.
My question: How do I go through the files and get rid of useless crap that is slowing things down? I would have no idea how to find most of the stuff, not to mention how to fully remove it from the system. Any advice? I'd rather not spend my day at the Apple Store Genius Bar having this done for me.
My question: How do I go through the files and get rid of useless crap that is slowing things down? I would have no idea how to find most of the stuff, not to mention how to fully remove it from the system. Any advice? I'd rather not spend my day at the Apple Store Genius Bar having this done for me.
Get a Mac! they never have these problems.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on March 22, 2009, 11:43:14 AM
It's about time someone with a blue-state posted, because all those red-colored states reminded me of a color of a very certain party.
I'm not calling Obama a communist, but is it safe to say he's atleast a socialist?
I'm not calling Obama a communist, but is it safe to say he's atleast a socialist?
Among others in that thread.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: tik 🪀✨ on March 23, 2009, 01:51:19 AM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=94097.0
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Purple State on March 23, 2009, 10:57:54 AM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=94097.0
Was going to do that one.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: RIP Robert H Bork on March 23, 2009, 11:09:17 AM
This post is hilarious.
I don't think my ideology is perfect. I think it's better than the right-wing extremism currently supported by the Republican party that has damaged our country so much in the past 3 decades.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Meeker on March 23, 2009, 11:10:03 AM
This post is hilarious.
I don't think my ideology is perfect. I think it's better than the right-wing extremism currently supported by the Republican party that has damaged our country so much in the past 3 decades.
The truth isn't funny.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: RIP Robert H Bork on March 23, 2009, 11:12:10 AM
This post is hilarious.
I don't think my ideology is perfect. I think it's better than the right-wing extremism currently supported by the Republican party that has damaged our country so much in the past 3 decades.
The truth isn't funny.
Then it is not the truth.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Purple State on March 23, 2009, 11:28:46 AM
This post is hilarious.
I don't think my ideology is perfect. I think it's better than the right-wing extremism currently supported by the Republican party that has damaged our country so much in the past 3 decades.
The truth isn't funny.
Then it is not the truth.
You seem to have it backwards. This is not hilarious. It is the truth.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: RIP Robert H Bork on March 23, 2009, 11:58:20 AM
This post is hilarious.
I don't think my ideology is perfect. I think it's better than the right-wing extremism currently supported by the Republican party that has damaged our country so much in the past 3 decades.
The truth isn't funny.
Then it is not the truth.
You seem to have it backwards. This is not hilarious. It is the truth.
No, not at all, you are the one who has it backwards.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Joe Republic on March 23, 2009, 12:14:01 PM
Oh my god, can we get the last half a dozen posts deleted from this thread? I feel like my IQ just dipped a few points.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 23, 2009, 12:15:09 PM
This one wins the thread...
Beethoven's "Eroica" Symphony
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: RIP Robert H Bork on March 23, 2009, 12:19:48 PM
What is so funny about that? Oh, I see...meant to put that in a different thread (but, that should be obvious).
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: RIP Robert H Bork on March 23, 2009, 12:27:40 PM
By the way, why is this called "Comedy Goldmine"? I get that this is about the funny posts, and thus the "Comedy" part, but why "Goldmine"?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Joe Republic on March 23, 2009, 12:48:49 PM
By the way, why is this called "Comedy Goldmine"? I get that this is about the funny posts, and thus the "Comedy" part, but why "Goldmine"?
It's a metaphor.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Eraserhead on March 23, 2009, 01:29:11 PM
By the way, why is this called "Comedy Goldmine"? I get that this is about the funny posts, and thus the "Comedy" part, but why "Goldmine"?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on March 23, 2009, 07:01:02 PM
He is smart. But is nothing other then a Hack. A close-minded-die-hard-liberal-hack-who-will-never-agree-with-the-only-smart-people-who-know-how-to-get-out-of-the-recession:
EDIT:
The Republicans.
EDIT:
And Evan Bayh and the Blue Dogs...
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 23, 2009, 11:02:12 PM
For those that may be interested:
New Jersey
Governor: none.
We are looking for a candidate.
If you are willing to serve, know anyone that you would like to support as the original jurisdiction Governor for New Jersey or you would like to learn what it takes to be a Governor, please contact us at the following email location: mailto:NewJerseyGov@teamlaw.net
mailing location: Original Jurisdiction Election Tracking
c/o non-domestic
202 North Avenue, #186 ; near:
Grand Junction, Colorado
(81501)
United States of America
New Jersey
Governor: none.
We are looking for a candidate.
If you are willing to serve, know anyone that you would like to support as the original jurisdiction Governor for New Jersey or you would like to learn what it takes to be a Governor, please contact us at the following email location: mailto:NewJerseyGov@teamlaw.net
mailing location: Original Jurisdiction Election Tracking
c/o non-domestic
202 North Avenue, #186 ; near:
Grand Junction, Colorado
(81501)
United States of America
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 23, 2009, 11:57:15 PM
Also, I doubt that Pat Robertson would endorse a ticket with Giuliani as presidential nominee.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Bacon King on March 24, 2009, 01:24:48 AM
No moreso than jmfcst himself has been weirding me out for about four years now. It's gratifying to know that the forum's most diehard proponent of Christianity is also a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
5 I, jmfcst, looked, and there before me stood a pregnant belly, with one little foot pressing against the wall of the uterus, the foot caused the navel of the belly to be pushed aside. 6 The navel said to the little foot, who was pressing against the uterus’ inside, "How long will it be before this pic is removed from jmfcst’s sig?"
7 Clothed in a belly, the little foot, who was pressing against the uterus’ inside, lifted his tiny big toe and his even tinier little toe toward the moderators, and I heard him swear by David Leip who runs the forum, saying, "It will be for a time, times, fours times, and another time. When the will of the eight people who mocked jmfcst’s previous sig has been finally broken, all these things will be completed."
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Sam Spade on March 24, 2009, 11:21:46 AM
Guess I hurt poor hughie's feelings... Sorry, babe.
Don't worry sam, I hear there's a pill for that problem...you've seen the commercials for it, 50s something guy learns dancing then escapes with his wife to the hotel room...
wait...what, you mean the forum deleted a naughty word and left us with erectile dysfunction? Drats.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on March 24, 2009, 11:58:23 AM
As I've said, I object to any map that does not keep all of the Old Confederacy in one region.
The replies are all great (and accurate) too.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: RIP Robert H Bork on March 24, 2009, 06:18:29 PM
This one is funny.
Verily stop using facts to support the idea that anything is possible. People don't like facts.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on March 24, 2009, 08:01:28 PM
Here is the map.
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Obama: 430
Conservative third party: 108
Giuliani: 0
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Obama: 430
Conservative third party: 108
Giuliani: 0
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Verily on March 24, 2009, 10:06:16 PM
Priceless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO9itBJP6QQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftpmdc%2Etalkingpointsmemo%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO9itBJP6QQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftpmdc%2Etalkingpointsmemo%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO9itBJP6QQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftpmdc%2Etalkingpointsmemo%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO9itBJP6QQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftpmdc%2Etalkingpointsmemo%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded)
Well in her favor, looking into her eyes, she looks stoned to me. :P
It's a combination of Jesus and valium.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: RIP Robert H Bork on March 24, 2009, 11:35:44 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=89791.msg1952205#msg1952205
The most hilarious thing: "This scenario has a slight chance of occurring."
The most hilarious thing: "This scenario has a slight chance of occurring."
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: MaxQue on March 24, 2009, 11:44:35 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=89791.msg1952205#msg1952205
The most hilarious thing: "This scenario has a slight chance of occurring."
The most hilarious thing: "This scenario has a slight chance of occurring."
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Fmr. Pres. Duke on March 25, 2009, 01:09:52 AM
Though I was never a friend of Xahar's and he was kind of a leftist but he has earned respect for fighting Zionism on Atlas by hijacking the account of an arch Zionist therefore he deserves to post here.
Just when you least expected him, Stark is back!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: paul718 on March 25, 2009, 10:53:59 AM
I just don't understand why he changes his avatar a lot. He seems all over the place.
Nah, I just do that for fun. I usually change my avatar to a place I'd like to visit at that moment in time and then change back. I also had a Green Party Avatar for a while because it was the beginning of March.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 11:51:28 AM
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but it's hilarious...
Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...
...like the bird?
...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.
Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...
...like the bird?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: platypeanArchcow on March 25, 2009, 12:16:20 PM
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but it's hilarious...
Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...
...like the bird?
...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.
Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...
...like the bird?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 01:06:01 PM
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but it's hilarious...
Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...
...like the bird?
...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.
Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...
...like the bird?
Ugh. Now it makes sense. I wanted it to be totally off the wall. :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: opebo on March 25, 2009, 01:59:28 PM
Precisely my intention Supersoulty.. a little humorous delay.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: RIP Robert H Bork on March 25, 2009, 03:13:02 PM
10,000 BC - 1607 AD: Red Man
1607 AD - 2009 AD: White Man
2009 AD - Present: Black Man
1607 AD - 2009 AD: White Man
2009 AD - Present: Black Man
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 03:59:36 PM
Precisely my intention Supersoulty.. a little humorous delay.
LOL
This one belongs here because of the "mistake."
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Rob on March 25, 2009, 04:31:48 PM
Precisely my intention Supersoulty.. a little humorous delay.
LOL
This one belongs here because of the "mistake."
I laughed. ;)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Rob on March 25, 2009, 04:37:14 PM
context necessary:
No, I have one I got from a yard sale for $15.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: © tweed on March 25, 2009, 07:02:39 PM
...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.
Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...
I was cracking up for about 20 minutes after reading that one
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Associate Justice PiT on March 25, 2009, 08:38:57 PM
...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.
Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...
I was cracking up for about 20 minutes after reading that one
Yeah, I almost burst out laughing at work when I read the ostrich part.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Marokai Backbeat on March 25, 2009, 09:05:42 PM
He's a flamer because...he's making a weird face? :P
He's making that face at you, Phil... that's how we know. :P
Whether it's Rick's dick or Schock's cock, Phil is in for a long night.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 09:21:07 PM
He's a flamer because...he's making a weird face? :P
He's making that face at you, Phil... that's how we know. :P
Whether it's Rick's dick or Schock's cock, Phil is in for a long night.
Yeah, that one prompted one of the best LOL's in awhile.
Of course, you only posted it because love any opportunity to try to annoy me. Sorry that it didn't work this time.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Marokai Backbeat on March 25, 2009, 09:47:16 PM
He's a flamer because...he's making a weird face? :P
He's making that face at you, Phil... that's how we know. :P
Whether it's Rick's dick or Schock's cock, Phil is in for a long night.
Yeah, that one prompted one of the best LOL's in awhile.
Of course, you only posted it because love any opportunity to try to annoy me. Sorry that it didn't work this time.
If I wanted to annoy you I could have done far worse ;)
I've posted things in these "Comedy Goldmines" before. Perhaps you should let well enough alone instead of trying to get the last word all the time?
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 10:00:24 PM
Perhaps you should let well enough alone instead of trying to get the last word all the time?
Get over your little obsession and we got a deal, kid!
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Marokai Backbeat on March 25, 2009, 10:01:47 PM
Perhaps you should let well enough alone instead of trying to get the last word all the time?
Get over your little obsession and we got a deal, kid!
A harmless comment that you yourself even found funny that I simply took and posted in a thread dedicated to humorous posts as I have done with others on other instances is an obsession?
But please, respond to this too, I'm sure you'll have another reason I'm so lame.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 10:04:32 PM
But please, respond to this too, I'm sure you'll have another reason I'm so lame.
I won't give you that satisfaction. ;)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Marokai Backbeat on March 25, 2009, 10:08:26 PM
Splendid. :P
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: RI on March 25, 2009, 11:05:11 PM
::)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 11:46:24 PM
I'm not trolling, though honestly it can easily come across that way because I've lost the interest in actually trying to get through to you. You're just a more grounded and coherent Coburn in 2012 with a tens of thousands of posts that somehow gained you a perverted sense of seniority. With every post you bring a new sarcastic comment, a new insult, a new dismissal, and you're insistent on making sure you get the last punch.
I <3 when this happens every couple of days or so. Such a sad case.
My favorite part was the "perverted sense of seniority." Yes, Marokai, that's what this is about. I'm a senior member here. Bow down and kiss my ring. ::)
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Marokai Backbeat on March 25, 2009, 11:55:34 PM
And he accuses me of having the obsession and trying to irritate him. Seriously.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Keystone Phil on March 26, 2009, 12:22:05 AM
And he accuses me of having the obsession and trying to irritate him. Seriously.
In response to everything you've said about me, pal.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: The Man From G.O.P. on March 26, 2009, 12:35:51 AM
Is this the fastest ever death of a Comedy Goldmine?
CG XI please.
CG XI please.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Marokai Backbeat on March 26, 2009, 12:43:17 AM
Probably for the best, GOP.
It was hardly my intention to kill off this thread. ANYONE else was going to post that comment, but the fact that I was the one that did it turned it into some sort of argument and turned a humorous environment into a frustrating one. I'm sorry if the fact that I posted an entry made by someone that made both Phil and I laugh actually ruined this though, that's NOT my fault.
It was hardly my intention to kill off this thread. ANYONE else was going to post that comment, but the fact that I was the one that did it turned it into some sort of argument and turned a humorous environment into a frustrating one. I'm sorry if the fact that I posted an entry made by someone that made both Phil and I laugh actually ruined this though, that's NOT my fault.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: The Man From G.O.P. on March 26, 2009, 01:48:02 AM
Probably for the best, GOP.
It was hardly my intention to kill off this thread. ANYONE else was going to post that comment, but the fact that I was the one that did it turned it into some sort of argument and turned a humorous environment into a frustrating one. I'm sorry if the fact that I posted an entry made by someone that made both Phil and I laugh actually ruined this though, that's NOT my fault.
It was hardly my intention to kill off this thread. ANYONE else was going to post that comment, but the fact that I was the one that did it turned it into some sort of argument and turned a humorous environment into a frustrating one. I'm sorry if the fact that I posted an entry made by someone that made both Phil and I laugh actually ruined this though, that's NOT my fault.
I accept both of your apologies for the whole forum...
Let us move on.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Hash on March 26, 2009, 07:05:37 AM
Fail thread.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Lunar on March 26, 2009, 02:00:53 PM
wtf is up with the rival thread while this one is still brand spankin´new and high ùp on the front page. not cool
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Joe Republic on March 26, 2009, 02:13:55 PM
Occasionally people like to arbitrarily declare a goldmine dead and set up a new one so that they can hold the accolade of starting a new goldmine. This one hasn't even reached nine pages yet. Previous goldmines have survived pointless spats before.
Title: Re: Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us
Post by: Alcon on March 26, 2009, 02:18:46 PM
Phil, this is literally the third time you have been involved in a fight that ruined a Comedy Goldmine. Either you're being too dense to understand the rule, or you hate funny. Either way, stop.
Marokai Blue, you know better than this, too.
Vander...well, that's pointless.
Marokai Blue, you know better than this, too.
Vander...well, that's pointless.