Fasting for Lent

[DINGO Joe]

I call dibs on the whale meat, nothing like an all-day blubber.  Oddly enough, I believe the Catholic Church still considers whale meat to be fish and thus okay for Fridays in lent.  Of course, I'm Lutheran so I make a point of eating huge slabs of meat on Fridays, preferably in front of as many Catholics as possible, because that's what Lutheranism is all about, or at least I think so, I wasn't much for Sunday school.