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DINGO Joe
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« on: January 10, 2018, 06:16:26 PM »

 
WHY ARE PEOPLE VOTING FOR WINFREY OVER O' MALLEY???

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DINGO Joe
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2018, 11:39:56 AM »

I wonder how many people will emerge out of a basement in say 1 year or 10 years

Reported for Austro-posting.
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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2018, 08:23:26 PM »

Very impressed that the Reaganfan Reservation Director's Cut includes full Badger Commentary.
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2018, 11:53:35 PM »

In the spirit of the late Molly Ivins, I'd say Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education is like a turtle atop a fencepost. It didn't get there through its own work, it doesn't belong there, and lord knows the poor thing is struggling.
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2018, 04:35:31 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2018, 12:24:04 PM »

ChinaSoc has been banned for being a sock of maga2020.
that's too bad.  Nothing brings people together like making fun of those that believe in the PRC.


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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2018, 06:51:31 AM »

Republicans will win this race.  Democrats botched it.  You guys had it.  The myriad of ways Democrats lose elections never surprises me.  

lol you are just moving from thread to thread and saying "Republicans will win" because [reasons]

You should just create a thread and list all your predictions. You would save time.

Yes.  That is basic writing.  I understand Democrats are unable to comprehend reasoning and rational prose.  Here's how you write.  I believe... (blank), because of... (reasons) including 1), 2), 3) and 4).  Here's where the credibility part comes.  My beliefs are supported by "evidence" that corroborate my claims and tie-in with the things I'm saying.  Here are some examples.  

Now you can go out and be successful.  Maybe you'll achieve the title of "mediocre white man".  You did say those words, right?  "Mediocre white man"?  

This dude is too much.

Nothing like being here late at night and having an "expert" spout about things like Kavanaugh, Sea Monkees and Jews.
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DINGO Joe
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2018, 10:54:14 PM »


what do u think will happen to the internet if ppl stopped arguging

popsicle feet and ponies for everyone
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2018, 09:55:41 PM »


Skunk is now in the lead to have the next thread named after her.
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2018, 03:04:25 PM »

Did you know that Beto voted to name the post office in Mingo County, WV after Goldman Sachs?
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« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2019, 06:35:27 PM »

I will. Unfortunately I can't find Mr. Leip's email, so I hope he will respond to PMs.
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2019, 10:03:51 PM »

by the way could you explain what’s the meaning of HP and FF ?

FF = Freedom Fighter
HP = Horrible Person

Don't mind the exaggerations. They basically just mean 'good' and 'bad.'

Thank you for the answer, at first I thought FF meant « French Fries »

In that case, HP must mean Hamburger Patty!

Haute Poutine
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2019, 11:09:45 PM »


Oversized signature won't make us take you more seriously.

I know, but I wanted to pull a John Hancock and show how large my want for Greedo's return is.

I doubt King George will read this either.
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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2019, 11:22:34 PM »


He's might go to prison you know.

That's exactly what Sanchez meant.
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« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2019, 04:38:30 PM »

See if he was from Florida it would have killed him by now.
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« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2019, 11:09:25 PM »

Do you plan on locking this thread when the results come in?

Was so so glad to see this thread started after c a l t h r i na was sent into such a snit about praise for Joe in the other thread that he locked it. What a thoroughly him thing to do.

Absolutely fantastic to see Mr. "We need more civility" Calthrina start a thread with the deliberate purpose to do nothing but personally attack Another Forum member because he can't argue his head out of his ass and then lock it when people disagreed.

He may not be the most vile poster on here but he's certainly the most transparently pathetic.

Both of these titles ought to be reserved for you, or Badger, or ProudModerate2...

However, it could also be argued that whereas I am made of rubber, it is evident that you are made of glue.  Consequently, your comments will, in fact, be deflected from me and become affixed to you.
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« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2019, 09:29:47 PM »

Opinion of Suburban NJ

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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2019, 08:17:14 PM »

Horrible Name. Insanely tasteless. It'd be like if some Cambodian-American girl made a YouTube channel of makeup tutorials that she titled "Khmer Rouge".

Regarding the name "Young Turks"
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« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2020, 01:32:49 PM »

As AMB1996 once correctly stated, Yellowhammer can't be considered the most far-right poster here because he is a liberal.

Put Yellowhammer, ExtremeRepublican, Grassr00ts and Wazza in a room, and rank them ideologically.  This is the type of endeavor that H.P. Lovecraft warns us against.
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« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2020, 12:22:34 AM »


I never knew Uncle Ruckus had a wife.
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« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2020, 09:04:02 PM »

Was going to post Yellowhammer's farewell thread but he yanked it already.
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« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2020, 09:41:16 PM »

Was going to post Yellowhammer's farewell thread but he yanked it already.
Nah, I deleted it, I didn't appreciate him calling everyone an idiot on his way out.

While it wasn't exactly the "Lovesong of J. Alfred Yellowhammer" blaming Atlas for stealing his youth and vigor was pretty hilarious.
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« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2021, 10:05:28 AM »

Virginia will vote for a liberal Democrat for president when hell freezes over.

Exquisitely well-aged content.

Has anyone actually been to Hell to see if this prediction came true? Maybe jravnsborg can report back to us in a few years.

Hell, Norway, and Hell, Michigan, frequently freeze over in the winter.


Well, if you need anymore evidence, Texas froze over this year.  Looking good for Ds!
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