2005 Inaugural and Ensuing Events/Next Poster Adds To Story

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However, during the night, the doctors are unable to save President Bush.  He dies of a bullet being lodged in his heart.  Meanwhile, Dick Cheney is unconcious and may be going into a coma.

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Turn everyone gay.  The next morning, the FBI immediately arrests the entire group under President Hastert's orders, citing executive power.  The Congress is immediately called into emergency sessions, although Barney Frank is conspiciously absent. . .

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Hastert goes onto TV and kills himself.  Ted Stevens is inaugurated as President.

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Ann Coulter goes to.  Here, she preaches to the Muslim community that "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."  She is immediately shot by Hamid Karzai.  She dies within the next two hours.  Rick Santorum becomes the sixth president in about three months.  He nominates Bob Casey for Vice-President as an attempt for national unity.

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Cindy Sheehan!!!

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But then, as Chris Shays is being inauguarated as Vice-President, in the Capitol, a bomb goes off, killing Kucinich, Shays, the PPT, Speaker, and every member of the Cabinet except. . .

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Congressman Pat Roberts, who dies of a sudden round of AIDS. By this point, the American people are sick of this entire chain, and begin revolting, and USA falls into a temporary anarchy. During this time, the Candian parliament begins consdering annexing some of the states if they are willing, claiing "at least here, your leader will last more than a month." At the end of the month, Maine ,Vermont, and New Hampshire are Canadian territory.

I meant a member of the Cabinet, but whatever.

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Become Protestant.  Once this is done, the English monarchy claims the right to France.  Their first action is to. . .

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Quebec.  However, the French that revolted against English rule moved to Quebec, and crush the army of Randy Jones III.

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A robot who will be the American President.  However, they take the brain from the dead President.  The dead President is. . .

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But then they realize Arthur was actually born in Canada and take out the brain.  They replace the robot's head with Richard Nixon's head.  Then they take away the body and Richard Nixon's head is the President, which is actually what happened in. . .