BRTD (D) vs IceSpear (D)

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

BRTD would win easily, as IceSpear loses the entire Democratic base besides coastal elitists how love to sneer at and put down the rest of the country.

(At the convention the party realizes BRTD would never win the election and replaces him with a better candidate)

LOL, I love this post.

I’d vote for IceSpear, despite our very obvious differences of opinion and temperament.

That's surprising. How come?

BRTD is weird and annoying af. I could stomach dealing with you way more than him on a regular basis. He’d probably pick Seth MacFarlane as his VP and turn the White House into some weird SWPL funhouse.

LOL no I wouldn't. I'd probably pick someone vaguely hipster Christian and/or someone from a band I liked. Or maybe one of the Krassenstein brothers.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Man this would be a nightmare scenario for jfern.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'd basically perform like Bernie except I'd win the black vote, so that would probably put me over the top.