The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

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...I am a bit afraid the government will discover that I purchased a few books from Germany.

Why?  Bestiality?

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They are all fine with me, as I actually have no respect or concern for marrige anyway. Although, Couple E is my favorite

Excellent view of marrige there, Dr. Cynic!  My favorite, pornologically, would be couple A - I love the hetero porn with the big bamboo.  E would be fine, but there's nothing there to really stretch the actress, if you know what I mean. 

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I went a Prom as a youth..  I had no date but went with a weird male friend.  I ended up making out in the stairwell with some poor's date.  She smelled of Doritos but I felt like James Spader in a John Hughs movie.  Yes!

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Anyone else think there will be 50 gay pornos titled Bareback Mountain?

One would hope so!  You know I don't like gay pornos, but I do occasionally get the 'tranny' kind, and it is fairly hard to find bareback ones.

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I would have to say Southern Girls because they are nice and not stuck up like Northern Girls are. Plus them southern girls no how to get down and drity if you know what I mean!

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Hot pussy is hot pussy is hot pussy, Josh.

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Bush is obviously too stupid to understand any economic theory.  In this respect he is similar to most americans.

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One of those "so funny because it's true." things.

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As I understand it, this island is a primary desination for the female sex tourist seeking the Big Bamboo.

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January 20, 2001: Strongly Approved
June 10, 2001: Strongly Approved
September 14, 2001: Strongly Approved
November 5, 2002: Strongly Approved
March 24, 2003: Strongly Approved
June 2, 2003: Strongly Approved
December 10, 2003: Strongly Approved
November 2, 2004: Strongly Approved
January 20, 2005: Strongly Approved
July 22, 2005: Strongly Approved
October 6, 2005: Strongly Approved
November 3, 2005: Strongly Approved
April 1, 2006: Strongly Approved

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Flags are for fools, Islam is for the insane, but a brothel is always cool.

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Vietnam was the right war at the right time.

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If you only knew how much most of your ramblings would fit the Volkischer Beobachter from the 1930s. You are a true national-sociallist, no question of that - and I am increasingly convinced that your type would fit better in Germany, not in Italy.  Unfortunately, I've known too many people like you (I grew up in a place where many people are proud Nazis), I can't mistake the type. As they say in Russia (I always loved Reagan's habit of using Russian proverbs left and right ), the hunchback can only be cured by being burried in a grave - moral hunchbacks like you are equally incorrigible.  You are outside human morality, that's what the problem with you.

I don't really have time, nor energy to react to all the venom you've been spouting, so I will not react to this anymore - I will just ignore your existence from now on.  Mercifully, the US is a strong country - the scum lilke you will forever be marginal there. That is why I love the US.

the funny thing about this being just how badly CARL got owned.

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Andrew beat me to it.

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the fight against gay marriage is sincere and heartfelt on the part of many people, including myself.

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Sheesh, can't you kids make it through one thread about SE Asia without popping a woody?

I know you are envious, MODU, but there is hope:
https://www.viagra.com/index.asp

I should make a thread 'has opebo recommended viagra to the preceding poster' 

Milk, you prude, nearly all my viagra recommendations have been to MODU, who is both old and anti-sex.

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Yes. Which is why I want to throw a heavy object at a certain thick-headed orc from Merseyside... and tar & feather some waste-of-oxygen Swede...

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If those are capitalists, there is something I would like to buy from them..

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Prostitution - Strongly oppose and should be illegal.

Drug legalisation - Strongly Oppose.  Drug use is a plague upon our country.  We must have higher penalties upon drug sellers and anyone involved in the business.  We have to secure our borders to prevent drugs from flowing in.  We need to have a mandatory death penalty for drug lords and boses.  Draconian action is desperately needed.

Prude Kramer needs to get laid and take a Valium..

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Damn, beat me to it hugh.

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Whats the longest animal in the world?

In my pants.

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Actually I only did that due to your comment. Alcon's post would be better.

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It appears that liberals are not the true elitists after all.

He's not an elitist, BRTD, he's an anti-intellectual knuckle-dragging jumped-up social climbing prole.

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Are you serious? With the ongoing War on Terror in Iraq and Afghanistan, North Korea, and now Israel, Palestine, and Syria...and the President working with countries, the UN...it's a mess! THIS IS THE TIME THAT GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN THE WORLD!

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Hahaha you're an idiot TD. I've stated a million times I'm not running again.

The greatest thing you will have ever done for atlasia, indeed.

Whats been up your ass lately? You need to get laid, Preston.

Preston's just in the closet about his homosexuality, and is frustrated because he can't come out in his small Arkansas town without being beaten up. I feel bad for him, I really do.