Mitt Romney's Running Mate

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Romney picks the youthful, talented, impressive Senior Senator from South Carolina, Lindsey Graham.

Graham helps solidify the Republican conservative base, and holds the south solid for the GOP.

... until he's outted, that is.

Are you saying Graham is gay?  What proof do you have?

I'm not sure you want to see that sort of proof. 

(Or maybe you do.  I dunno.)