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Ted Cruz and Rand Paul are legitimate Presidential contenders.

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The global elite that controls and profits off ___________ wants _________ and they will get ________. Perhaps not __________, but they will get __________ in the future.

From now on, it might be better to just save this in your clipboard instead of having to type all that out again for every thread.

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Every hack political writer is working extra hard tonight, writing two articles for both outcomes.


We can look forward to reading articles tomorrow about what this race says about Ed Gillespie's chances.

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Ugh when will Harry's selfish mother in law realize that her having affordable health insurance is preventing the proletariat from seizing the means of production.