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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« on: October 10, 2009, 09:55:14 PM »
You dated a black girl?
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2009, 10:01:58 PM »
You dated a black girl?
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2009, 10:07:13 PM »
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee on October 10, 2009, 10:04:57 PM

Yes, several years ago. There something wrong with that? You were with an Asian.

I still miss my Asian mistress too. Sad

I think she's afraid to talk to me now, so I need to find a way to let her know I won't attack her again.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2009, 10:15:11 PM »
We had a verbal fight, pretty bad in fact, and I can be a real asshole when I want to be. I didn't physically attack her. I don't hit girls.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2009, 10:21:44 PM »
Quote from: NE Rep. Hamilton (PC-MA) on October 10, 2009, 10:17:14 PM
The most I have ever done with a black girl is lap dances and I don't intend to go further.

Asians are definitely not a preference either.

I was the same way, but this Asian was basically white. She lived in an all-white suburb, was in an all-white sorority, was racist against all races, was friends with exclusively white girls, and had about the same personality I had. Our only difference was she had some fantasy for trashy, pothead skater boys on the side, and that broke us up even though she never acted on it. My loss, I suppose.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2009, 10:33:59 PM »
You're going to have the former Governor of your region arrested because he's simply discussing his love life in public?

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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2009, 10:45:47 PM »
Ah, the glory days when our fine region had an inebriated Governor stumbling around his office on Tuesday nights.
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2010, 05:12:34 PM »
Why? We already have a party member in the VP slot. No need to run against each other. Yankee won't do that.
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2010, 12:17:32 AM »
What takes your breath away?
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2011, 06:33:04 PM »
Looks like the people wanted their Senate back. All incumbents were reelected Tongue
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2012, 11:38:25 PM »
Quote from: Marokai Béliqueux on December 05, 2012, 02:55:12 AM
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee on December 05, 2012, 01:45:38 AM
Quote from: Senator Franzl on December 05, 2012, 01:40:12 AM
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee on December 05, 2012, 01:35:34 AM
Not even a joke question, damn you people are lazy. Tongue

Will you, if re-elected, support legislation to use Enhanced Interrogation Techniques on inactive senators?

I don't recall being part of a reelection campaign. I thought I just went through that rodeo recently. This is also my Senate office, so I wouldn't announce or do campaigning from here. This is the place where I hold pressers and make up stupid press releases in the name of nameless lackeys that have little if any real bearing but are fun to screw around with.

As for the second part of your question, we are already well becanse Enhanced Interrogation Techniques. Tongue Surgically removing parts of the body is far more "effective". Evil

There's only one organ I want to "give" you, Yankee.

I feel cheated!
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2012, 09:33:31 PM »
What's wrong with playing poker?
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2013, 08:26:13 AM »
Have you considered joining me when I voluntarily commit myself to one of our new psychiatric wards if we pass that bill of ours in the senate?
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2013, 09:39:07 AM »
Thankfully, you can't touch me anymore. The retirement home has plenty of security. Wink
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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2015, 12:50:21 AM »
I ran against you for senate in 2009?
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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2015, 06:46:32 PM »
I'll miss you buddy Sad
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