I imagined this read in the voice of Peter Mannion
lol this is a candidate for worst D primary in the country. I'm rooting for none of these candidates. I mean I'd be fine if one of them was dragged over the line thanks to muh blue wave but I'm not glad any of them would be Governor.
Phil Levine is the kind of horrendous political oppurtunist that makes Charlie Crist look principled, also a weird centrist. Gwen Graham is so old fashioned that Lawton Chiles seems modern, also a boring centrist. Meh Gillium. Chris King looks like a vampire.
... and then the failed Senate candidate who lied about his qualifications and was just an all around dud is about to enter the race while also being a boring centrist.