Tweedist National Convention - Huntington Station, New York

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I would like to thank La Bodega Hispana of New York Avenue for its grace in hosting and catering this momentous event.



we congregate today because all other options have failed.  there is no longer anything here worth attaching to; nothing quite worth that shut-in Saturday night of AIM politicking that once made it all happen.  now, all that is exists is a rehearsed showboating that would make the Kennedys during a photoshoot squirm and blush. 

"even Christ himself would Cringe at the sight of your scars."  this is where we find ourselves today.  the rough itinerary for this weeklong event will be posted shortly.

[© tweed]

I thank the soon-to-be-Senator-and-more for his remarks.


I'll be preparing a statement in one fashion or another before the election.

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so everyone is gonna vote for us, RITE?

I'm not worried.