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i watched it (unfortunately)

1.  little kean is clearly a  moron.

2.  menendez is slime.

3.  the whole d-nj thing was really annoying. 


ive endorsed little kean.  and i still think anyone who votes for menendez should be flogged.  but god almighty, kean is so dumb it is painful to watch.

Almost like Casey-Santorum in reverse...except casey leads.

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I think nearly every angus post belongs here.

He's hilarious.

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StatesRights agreeing with an obviously sarcastic post, lol!

Hell no.  The sand ns, along with the kikes and catholics can't be trusted.  At least not with the vote.  Also, never vote for a man who isn't a wasp.  And of course females can't be trusted either.  I prefer white protestant New Englanders.  Especially those who buy ranches and baseball teams out west. They're loyal and trustworthy.  Can't trust a raghead.  Unless he's a Republican, of course.

^^^

Duh, I was being funny as well, stupid. I bet if you had a brain you'd take it out and play with it, wouldn't you?

Isn't that what he does at the strip club?

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I'll tell you Reagan was the greatest president, but if you want to tell me he was an awful one, go right ahead, I'm sure you will RINO.

What the hell....

You are problem not a big Reagan fan, he championed Republican causes not Linc Chafee RINO causes.

You've blinded me with sci...err...poor grammar.

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This thread reeks of unproductive angst.

Totally.  But I am curious.  How do you play Nazi-ball?  Do you pick teams?

I dunno, all I do know is that no one wants to hit the showers after.

I figure, I'm already booked first class on a flight to hell. So why bother?

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Call me a Buddhist Monk...

...because I'm on fire.

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The funniest is still alcon's comment about the mason dixon poll.

I said something amusing about a Mason-Dixon poll?

Alcon said something amusing?

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Most of the solidly anti-gay GOPers are gay.  Anyone who has ever said "Homosexuality is a choice" is at least bisexual because they obviously made the choice to pursue women...  And yes I fully believe that the posters here who are so strongly anti-gay will probably end up getting their sh**t pushed in.

Such nasty language, someone needs their mouth washed out with soap...but don't bend over for the bar!

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Most of the solidly anti-gay GOPers are gay.  Anyone who has ever said "Homosexuality is a choice" is at least bisexual because they obviously made the choice to pursue women...  And yes I fully believe that the posters here who are so strongly anti-gay will probably end up getting their sh**t pushed in.

Such nasty language, someone needs their mouth washed out with soap...but don't bend over for the bar!

Not really.  Because he's a social liberal, he can pretty much do whatever he wants.  It's only those are socially conservative who need to have their mouths washed out.

Hey Hey, don't bash us social liberals, its not fair/our fault a dud escaped the factory.

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Most of the solidly anti-gay GOPers are gay.  Anyone who has ever said "Homosexuality is a choice" is at least bisexual because they obviously made the choice to pursue women...  And yes I fully believe that the posters here who are so strongly anti-gay will probably end up getting their sh**t pushed in.

Such nasty language, someone needs their mouth washed out with soap...but don't bend over for the bar!

Not really.  Because he's a social liberal, he can pretty much do whatever he wants.  It's only those are socially conservative who need to have their mouths washed out.

Hey Hey, don't bash us social liberals, its not fair/our fault a dud escaped the factory.

Wasn't blaming anyone.  Was just stating the situation.    Big difference.

I don't think this dud escaped the factory, I happen to think he blew up inside of it. 

Would you mind your choice of words *cough* blowing up inside it etc when referring to a topic of this delicate nature?

I mean, some people might be very sensitive in this area and any prodding by your remarks might set them off.

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Most of the solidly anti-gay GOPers are gay.  Anyone who has ever said "Homosexuality is a choice" is at least bisexual because they obviously made the choice to pursue women...  And yes I fully believe that the posters here who are so strongly anti-gay will probably end up getting their sh**t pushed in.

Such nasty language, someone needs their mouth washed out with soap...but don't bend over for the bar!

Not really.  Because he's a social liberal, he can pretty much do whatever he wants.  It's only those are socially conservative who need to have their mouths washed out.

Hey Hey, don't bash us social liberals, its not fair/our fault a dud escaped the factory.

Wasn't blaming anyone.  Was just stating the situation.    Big difference.

I don't think this dud escaped the factory, I happen to think he blew up inside of it. 

Would you mind your choice of words *cough* blowing up inside it etc when referring to a topic of this delicate nature?

I mean, some people might be very sensitive in this area and any prodding by your remarks might set them off.

LOL, nice comeback.

People tell me that subtlety is lost on me. But I tried

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No offence, but could we please take this somewhere else? I'm trying to find something funny about these posts, but I'm not getting it...

I'm not (and I think Sam won't either) bending over backwards for you.

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No offence, but could we please take this somewhere else? I'm trying to find something funny about these posts, but I'm not getting it...

I'm not (and I think Sam won't either) bending over backwards for you.

Dude, I could make a really perverted comment right now, but I won't... let's save that kind of trashy remark for dazzleman, shall we?

Oh Dazzleman...

Is everything I say taken seriously? If so this could prove to be a real pain in the rear, if you know what I mean

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No offence, but could we please take this somewhere else? I'm trying to find something funny about these posts, but I'm not getting it...

I'm not (and I think Sam won't either) bending over backwards for you.

I thought bending over forwards was what you and Sam were concerned about?

Shrug, whatever! Don't be so anal about this man...All I'm saying is that we wish to protect our "out" shoots.

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beat me to it.

Terrible choice in words

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well to destroy the really subtle nature of my joke, the thread title of that whole thing is key...

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Both a good guys, but Dibble is closer to me ideologically.

You think a vicious, hatefilled, homophobic/closeted, intolerant theocrat is a 'good guy'?  What are you, a religious?

I'm not sure why really, but this made me laugh.

I have a feeling it's because opebo said it.

You're smarter than you look :-p

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I'm going to say Nancy Pelosi isn't your typical Catholic considering she has 0 moral values what so ever, Satan is more religious

I hope your not implying I'm crazy to say Nancy Pelosi has 0 moral values

Well its pretty hard to say she has 0 moral values considering the prerequisites for that are either a short mustache and a german accent, or a big fat mustache and a russian accent.

You probably should refrain from making such silly remarks, it reflects poorly upon you.

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Another one for the "so funny becasue it's true" pile:

I find the concept of Chafee winning West Virginia to be quite amusing

Yes, he's a horrible candidate for the state. A socially liberal budget hawk?

WV needs to start voting Democratic again so that 15-year old hacks don't think it's a GOP bastion.

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Give him a break Berger, he's going to undergrad on the 7 year plan.

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5 1/2 year plan actually.

My Mistake. Congrats.