create movie title and tagline for forum member of choice

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Target Member:  Keystone Phil

Movie Title: The Santorum Project

Tagline:  "Keystone Phil's high school obsession has gotten a little out of hand. He just built a Santorum bomb and shoved it up his rectum. Now he has less than 72 hours to make sure it doesn't work."

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Target Member:  Keystone Phil

Movie Title: The Santorum Project

Tagline:  "Keystone Phil's high school obsession has gotten a little out of hand. He just built a Santorum bomb and shoved it up his rectum. Now he has less than 72 hours to make sure it doesn't work."

I smell an infraction coming up. :/

You smell nothing but yourself.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

And I smell second infraction!

sorry, allow me to rephrase..