Hugh's plan for a better world

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17.All libertarians are magically brought back to life

18.All libertarians get +2/+2 until end of turn.

19.Return all Democrats and Republicans in office back to hand

20.Free education and health care-but it all comes directly from hughento's pocket.  If this system fails, we can hugh recieves 2 damage for each creature damaged this turn.

21.The Sun and Jupiter will be able to reason with hughento for just compensation of their damages.

22.tap, return all guns to owners hands

23.If Milk_and_Cereal leaves play, destroy all lands, artifacts, creatures, forumites, trolls, threads, and brownie points.

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24. Milk_and_cereal removes the Swastika from his signature.

28.Only under the condition Killerpollo removes the commie flag.

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30. 3 colorless, tap, remove target Mexican troll from the game.

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47.The United States is divided up into a pseudo-confederacy.  This is a federal system that's close to a confederacy.  Appointed as the King,by himself--Milk_and_Cereal (who else, I mean really?)  States are divided into regions with appointed governor-generals as follows:

AkSaber-gets Alaska, Hawaii, and he can take Cali too.
Bob gets Oregon.  He later acquires Washington after the retarded governor Alcon died in a war with Cashcow.
Everett flees California, but goes on to take Montana, Nebraska, the Dakotas, and Idaho.
Daniel X takes Colorado, Wyoming, Kansas, Utah, and Nevada.
King gets the Southwest-Texas, Oklahoma, New Mexico, and Arizona.
StatesRights gets Florida, Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Arkansas.
Missouri-gets bought from Thailand, after the communism of opebo turns the state into one large lion den/M&M parlor/brothel, and the economy goes broke in a record time of 12 minutes, 34 seconds.
Minnesota-divides into the North (The Cute Animal and Lots of Smily-Hugs Community of Minnesota), and the South (The People's Republic of Adult Entertainment)--just guess who run these states.
 PBrunsel-Iowa
muon2-Illinois
David S-Michigan, Indiana, and Ohio.
Wisconsin-Beef, for a minute, but was then was deposed after he turned Dean to the Dark Side.  The Jedi commuity put Masterjedi in it's place.
Dibble-Georgia
The Carolinas-civil war between Ebowed and Bono.
Virginias, Maryland, Delaware-civil war between Phillip and Liberty
Max Power-takes Pennsylvania
Emsworth-takes New Jersey
Texasgurl can have New Hampshire
Erc-the rest of New England

King Milk_and_Cereal resides in his palace (made without taxpayer money and by people who I hired in at a fair wage-depending on what kind of work they do) in East Lansing.  The King will install a new governor-general if he sees the others as unfit to lead.  The King also, will only have two government departments-the External (Cereal) department takes care of the military, and creating peace treaties, and such; the Internal (Milk) department owns the roads, the post office, and establishing a justice system.

Ahhhhhh, now we can live in utopia.  There's no point in posting here any more.  Everyone will obviously agree that this is the best-possible scenario.

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49.no they don't guns are illegal, so they really can't do sh**t to us

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50. Guns are illegal, but we have the power of hypnosis. And mace.

51.    pays 7 colorless, all libertarians gain protection from hynosis and mace.  Libertarians had all guns returned to their hands back a while ago, so we can shoot the border jumpers.

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48. Hugh gets the rest of the world, makes Earl deputy in charge of Canada. Together, they invade the former US and Hugh takes control of the whole world.

Even The Cute Animal and Lots of Smily-Hugs Community of Minnesota?

Ahh, the buffer system.  It'll make poor hugh think twice about his final solution plan for a better world.

The Carolinas-civil war between Ebowed and Bono.

I see no reason why Bono and I would go to war.

fine, don't acquire the Carolina state-region.  Bono'd do a better job governing anyways.  Okay.  I know, I'll appoint you to the state council.

State Council
A management group dedicated to reporting back to the King about the status of the pseudo-confedearte states, based on the collective interests of the regions.  Comprised of seven regional councilmen.

See, you get the boring job now.

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I’m definitely moving to the Cute Animal and Lots of Smiley-Hugs Community of Minnesota

Sorry, I forgot you cheese. 
53.Yeah, um, okay MasterJedi has to take care of some Sith Lord in Nigeria who's ruining everyone. 
54.He leaves Wisconsin, where I appoint you as the replacement.

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yeah, sorry Bacon King, but he does come to mind quicker.  You can take a seat on the state council along with Ebowed though

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well, I could have NixonNow take your place Emsworth