Which neighbor do you prefer?

[Kingpoleon]

Write-in: Russia (we share a maritime border)

Why?

- Very, very low immigration rate
- High taxation/spending
- Borderline theocratic
- Anti-gay and anti-SSM
- Very expansionist/imperialist foreign policy

[Kingpoleon]

Write-in: Russia (we share a maritime border)

Why?

I like their culture and government.

Russian culture is amazing.
As for the government, it's repulsive and destructive for both the world and Russia itself, but I'm not surprised that homophobic authoritarians would support it.

To be fair, I'd argue Putin is better than Erdogan, Sharif, Jinping, Assad, and a great deal of Asia, including Iran and Saudi Arabia.

[Kingpoleon]

O Canada

I illegally crossed their border when I went to Vermont.

I motion that we seize this man and extradite him to Canada for sentencing.