YES so then after the coup succeeds, I will censor all media, abolish all strip clubs, feed atheists to their own lions, and give the SW back to mainland Mexico. I will then form a totalitarian regime that makes the Khmer Rouge look like heaven.
There'll be only 1 nationwide radio station in which
I scream things like.. THIIIIS IIS WHHYYYYY YOOOOUU NEED US!!! WE ARE GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY. WE ARE FOR THE PEOPLE.. and also like... ALL TRAITORS SHALL MEET A CERTAIN FAITH. EVEN THOSE WHO DARE EVEN SPEAK BAD ABOUT MY CAT SHALLL BE KILLED ON THE SPOT! I will also institute military personell to watch over every single individual.
All car trips will be traced, everyone will be forced to wear GPS homing devices, stars of David, and pink triangles.
On every city there'll be a Jumbotron broadcasting me screaming the law. I WILL BAN AAAALLLLLL MUSIC, ANYONE AAANNNYYYOOOONNNEEEE who DAAARRRREES even TOUCH a person SUPERIOR TO A CIVILIAN WILL BE SPRAYED WITH AN ENTIRE MAGAZINE OF AN AK-47.
THE PUNISHMENT FOR BREACHING AAAALLLLL LAAAWWWS will be the same: death by machine gun.
You can EVEN be shot for speeding. Shoplifters will be sprayed with bullets from an M-4 tactical assault rifle. etc, etc.
that's all
I'll be invincible HAHAHAHAHAHA [/troll]
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