An Olawakandi Center for Burn Victims

[Virginiá]

This girl has never met me before ...

In my case, the dialogue would go like this:

Girl: Uh hey Tender, are you just waiting around outside my class?
Tender: *staring at her from top to bottom for 1 minute, using a big fat *
Girl: *running screaming for campus security*

Are you saying you'd have one eye pinched close for a solid minute while scanning her top to bottom like some sort of sexual Terminator?

[Virginiá]

You guys are mean