I'd rather read pages worth of pbrower posts than that junk.
Well I mean you're feeble-minded enough to unironically enjoy Upworthy and Buzzfeed links, so I don't think you could handle any sort of dense reading like what I posted.
Oh my goodness, please stop.
Of course Bushie is the personification of white male privilege, but with his self awareness and relatively clear understanding of the situations around him he may just be the personification of evil itself - the very Lucifer that rebelled against God and caused all of the pain and suffering in the world. His careful disguise is not just for us, but also for his family members, who probably see him as very devout and as such in continual need of charity.