The Comedy Goldmine

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Winnie the Pooh is a honey-addict. We never saw the drug deals going down in the Hundred Acre Wood, but Tigger, or TI-Double G- Er was the top dealer and Pooh bear was his main customer.

No, because you couldn't put that in a kids' series.

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On barfbag:

i dont know.  he needs to post more for me to form an opinion one way or the other.

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They also probably think raising the debt ceiling is some kind of African American dance move akin to "Raise the roof."

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"We're not going to be disrespected," conservative Rep. Marlin Stutzman, R-Ind., added. "We have to get something out of this. And I don't know what that even is."

Time for Obama to order to 234 tickets to the SuperBowl.

Meh, maybe some coupons for Subway.

He needs to woo the House Republicans right now, not Chris Christie.

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FF (normal)

Great guy. He's made a few minor grammar mistakes, so I've taken the Liberty of writing a few notes for him.

•The first word in a sentence contains a capital letter.
•If there's a pause in the sentence then a comma is necessary.
•Make sure to watch the way you use vowels. You seem to be using A, E, I, O, & interchangeably. It is an understandable thing, this website may help.
•Names and proper nouns also begin with capital letters.

Follow these notes and you'll be on your way to writing on a 4th Grade Level . I'll have a 10 Question quiz scheduled for Wednesday.

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I did find out some useful information this evening.  I told her about my "brief relaxations" and guess what?  I still have a girlfriend.  She's saying it's natural.  I also asked her position on same sex marriage and she is in favor of it as a states rights issue.  She is not in favor of a federal law regarding it, but state by state is fine.

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I like that Bushie showed Allison his Christmas tree! Did she show you her holiday bush?

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Executive Election:
[   ] ZuWo/Spiral
[ 1 ] Write-in: Rastamouse

Legislative Election:
[ 3 ] Inks.LWC
[  ] JohanusCalvinusLibertas
[ 2 ] Mr. X
[ 4 ] Njall
[ 675 ] Oldiesfreak1854
[ 1 ] Siren
[ 5 ] Write-In: Michael Jackson
[ 6 ] Write-In: Marquis Du Sade
[ 7 ] Write-In: John Lithgow as the guy in Dexter who calls his wife a c-nt
[ 8 ] Write-In: John Lithgow in Santa Clause the Movie
[ 9 ] Write-In: Dr Josef Mengele
[ 10 ] Write-In: The people who ratted out Ann Frank
[ 11 ] Write-In: Sirhan B Sirhan
[ 12 ] Write-In: Sirhan C Sirhan
[ 13 ] Write-In: Sirhan D Sirhan
[ 14 ] Write-In: Duran Duran
[ 15 ] Write-In: 'Do do do do, do do do do do do, do do do doooh doooooh'
[ 16 ] Write-In: Biff Tannen
[ 17 ] Write-In: The alternative Biff Tannen from the altered 1984 timeline
[ 18 ] Write-In: Veronica's Closet
[ 19 ] Write-In: I mean that had like what, three seasons?
[ 20 ] Write-In: Let me check Wikipedia
[ 21 ] Write-In: Yup, three seasons
[ 22 ] Write-In: Kathy Najimy was in it
[ 23 ] Write-In: She was the fat nun in Sister Act, but she lost a lot of weight
[ 24 ] Write-In: All elected MP's to the UK Parliament which should take us to
[674] Write-In: Their collective fecal matter

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On George Takei:

He posts some very funny stuff on Facebook, played a great main character on the original Star Trek, and is a very logical proponent of the LGBT community.  I don't really listen to many people from that community, but he is the one I like and respect the most.

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When did I say that I hate a group of people? I absolutely don't. Fellow leftists just need to understand that political Islam is awful and oppressive just like political Christianity or capitalism.

If engaging in a fully fledged hate-on for a group of people Who Are Not Like You seems to Make Sense on some level, then it is better to consider why you feel this way and to probe your own biases, assumptions and prejudices (we all have them), than it is to loftily declare that Islam is barbarism or the like.

Okay, Freud.

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CnstuntlCnsrvtv and PolitiJunkie.

Those were the same person

but they fought with each other all the time--hence the comedy.

I'm not sure a comedy sitcom about a schizophrenic would work.

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Now if only we could pull this off on the national stage...

Americans were shocked to learn that Herman Cain is actually of Scotch-Irish origin.

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Unintentionally amusing:

Of course they would. I mean, nobody likes to be seen as ungenerous or 'uncaring', which is why they give supposedly compassionate answers. So of course, their answer is ridiculously overgenerous...

...

Yeah, I'm sure they just polled a bunch of liars.

...well, they didn't poll me

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44. I'm definitely an invert, and always have been. I'm actually surprised my score isn't lower.

An invert eh? We have a lot of them around here.

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The Obama solution.

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I understand the handcuffs, but what's the purpose of the chicken?

I want to be a high school English teacher so I'm gonna practice now. -clears throat-

The handcuffs represent how society almost forces young children to still attach themselves to materials and property, so as to become dependent on these possessions when they grow older.  Even though these children might become aware of the fact that society is leading them to an adulthood of dependency upon property, the children cannot break free from the "shackles" that society has thrust upon them. Therefore, the chicken represents the innocence of the children. Their innocence has been slaughtered and handed back to them, and now they are chained to a material-based society whilst holding the dead remnants of everything that made them a child and a human, for that matter. They are now ready to become an adult.

Pretty good, eh?

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The men's room door, at work:



My office door:



The front of the building:



all too industrial for my home decor tastes. 

Little bit too freaky:



a bit too gay:



too Clint Eastwood:



too Moravian:



too Victorian:



too Addams Family:



too oval:



too flat, and too angular:




Ahh, now that's a doorknob:



Spherical.  Cool to the touch.  Large.  Equally comfortable when grabbed by right or left hand, or from above or below. 

Mounting is an issue as well.  I like them close to the opening edge, and not in the middle.

poor placement of the doorknob:



even worse:



proper placement of the doorknob:




hope this helps.

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I ramped him to 200 points. He'll be gone once Nym seals the deal.

Well it's for the best. Though on reflection, with all the dicks and tits already on here, who would notice the difference?

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Old, but gold:

Not real birth certificate
Is a Muslim
Goes against America
Gateway to Marxism
Emigrated from Kenya
Reeks of socialism

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Hey, guys! How many more ironic Miley comments can we get here? Obviously don't have enough!

WOW

                                        SUCH MILEY


               WHAT WRECKING BALL

                                                                          VERY TWERK



Did I do that right?

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I'm reading a book, I will give you the opening paragraph and see if you can guess it.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

Tale of Moderate Heroism?

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Just wait until the private messages surface: "Time for some Keystone Phil signature problems."

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I don't know, I've won Illinois several times on the 2016 President Forever scenario, so Republicans should have a shot here.

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Not guilty.

I don't have an opinion either way on this, but why do you think she isn't guilty? 

She seems nice.