This Protestant denomination selector quiz

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Brethren in Christ (100%)         
Grace Brethren (86%)         
Mennonite Church USA (86%)         
Episcopal/Anglican (72%)         
Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (72%)         
Presbyterian Church USA (72%)         
United Church of Christ (72%)         
United Methodist (72%)         
American Baptists in the USA (58%)         
Lutheran Church Missouri Synod (58%)         
Mennonite Brethren (58%)         
Presbyterian Church in America (58%)         
Bible Presbyterian (43%)         
Church of the Nazarene (43%)         
Assemblies of God (29%)         
Average Non-Denominational Church (29%)         
Christian Church/Church of Christ (Instrumental) (29%)         
Church of Christ (Non-Instrumental) (29%)         
Evangelical Methodist (29%)         
Free Will Baptists (29%)         
Non-Denominational Bible Church (29%)         
Seeker-Friendly Non-Denominational Church (29%)         
Southern Baptists (29%)         
Reformed Baptists (15%)         
Independent Fundamentalist/Bible Baptist (0%)   

Bizarre.  I plan on attending Episcopal Church services after I get resettled.  I had to google this "Brethren in Christ" church and is as I suspected a fairly small denomination, same with this "Grace Brethren" hullabaloo.  Mennonite?  Just... lol.  Not impressed with this quiz.  C-, would not recommend.

Are you a Christian now, Antonio?  I'm curious.

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I stopped taking the quiz after question 11. What the hell kind of a theological category is 'abortion, homosexuality, etc.'?

Moral law?  The inclusion of both those matters in one question is ill-advised (as is the entire quiz, really), but those are important issues, no?

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I'm confused... Aren't Presbyterians Calvinist? I voted no to all predestination questions and ranked them with high priority.

Most of the mainline churches pay little attention to their historical theology.

It really feels like a merger ought to be in order for some of these mainline churches.  It seems like your standard PCUSA church isn't far different from your average UCC church (which itself was originally a Reformed church anyway).  I think the biggest dividing line between mainliners and liberals now is church polity and worship style, with folks like Madeline and myself favoring high-church atmospheres with at least some form of hierarchy and BRTD-types going for the autonomous low-church style.

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Tewahedo Churches (100%)         
Armenian Apostolic Church (89%)         
Armenian Rite Catholicism (89%)         
Antiochian Rite Catholicism (78%)         
Coptic Orthodox Church (78%)         
Alexandrian Rite Catholicism (67%)         
Byzantine Rite Lutheranism (67%)         
East Syrian Rite Catholicism (67%)         
Eastern Orthodox Communion (67%)         
Old Believers (56%)         
Assyrian Church of the East (45%)         
Byzantine Rite Catholicism (45%)         
Mar Thoma Church (45%)         
Molokan (0%)   

Ugh.  I'm embarrassed to say, this quiz made me realize how little I know about the Eastern churches.

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So I'm going to assume that Western churches are more ecclesiologically conservative, and Eastern churches are more socially conservative?

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shoo evil Calvinists shoo

Episcopal/Anglican (100%)          
Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (92%)          
United Church of Christ (92%)          
Brethren in Christ (88%)          
Grace Brethren (76%)          
Lutheran Church Missouri Synod (76%)          
Presbyterian Church USA (68%)          
United Methodist (68%)          
Assemblies of God (60%)          
Mennonite Church USA (56%)          
Presbyterian Church in America (52%)          
Average Non-Denominational Church (48%)          
Seeker-Friendly Non-Denominational Church (48%)          
Church of the Nazarene (44%)          
American Baptists in the USA (40%)          
Church of Christ (Non-Instrumental) (36%)          
Evangelical Methodist (36%)          
Mennonite Brethren (36%)          
Christian Church/Church of Christ (Instrumental) (32%)          
Bible Presbyterian (20%)          
Free Will Baptists (20%)          
Non-Denominational Bible Church (20%)          
Southern Baptists (20%)          
Reformed Baptists (12%)          
Independent Fundamentalist/Bible Baptist (0%)

Pretty dead-on though