Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

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On the governors race, I don't care who runs any state. The only things I care about are if it's possible that they can win a future senate race and if they can do good for branding for the party.

I'm sure the people of Louisiana share your sole interest in "winning" one for the Democratic Party.  Almost as good as football!  Except instead of football, it's addressing major issues in a state ravaged by death and destruction.  Game on!

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Dave Leip?

Why is your nose brown and why does it smell like feces?

...why are you smelling Inks' nose?

Well, it smelled awful, and hopes to find and eradicate the stench, I was led to Inks' nose.  Is there a problem?  You seem concerned.

Perhaps you should tell your mom to get that infection checked out - the feces smell was somewhat annoying.

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Not really. It is not the literal truth; not Adam or Eve, or Eden or the tree. It's symbolic.

Please tell me I am misreading this.  Please tell me you're not seriously attempting to claim that Adam and Eve never existed.

Quick interjection: This is the opinion of a large chunk of the Christian Community, especially in the US.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/rel_comp.htm

Just 33% of Americans believe that the Bible is the direct word of a god, and that it shouldnt all be taken literally. (1991) Reference: At the time, 84% ID'ed themselves as Christian.

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We should just create a thread for jmfcst to Bible thump and fight with alfeitch and keep it out of here. At least everyone should pledge to never debate jmfcst in this thread.

We should have a religion child board...

Only if you name it whatit really would be: "Obnoxious Extremist Hackery Religion Board"

Today's (and everyday's) topic: Extremist Christians and Extremist Atheists duke it out in ridiculous quoting/shouting/nit picking match!!!!!!!!

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We should just create a thread for jmfcst to Bible thump and fight with alfeitch and keep it out of here. At least everyone should pledge to never debate jmfcst in this thread.

We should have a religion child board...

Only if you name it whatit really would be: "Obnoxious Extremist Hackery Religion Board"

Today's (and everyday's) topic: Extremist Christians and Extremist Atheists duke it out in ridiculous quoting/shouting/nit picking match!!!!!!!!

But the fight here is not between an extreme christian and extreme atheist...it is between different views of Christianity.

True, but a board would quickly become what ive described above.