Indictment-O-Rama Megathread: Mueller indicts 13 Russians

[JA]

Ding-dong the wicked witch is going down! If Mueller is doing his job right, then the recipients of these charges will be Clinton and/or members of her team. The treason the Clintons committed with the Uranium One Deal is inexcusable and has likely been investigated for a while, but the Fake News Media was never going to tell the truth of that to the public. It simply doesn't fit their agenda of promoting the Clintons. Or maybe this is about the doggie dossier which is about Russian disinformation to slander President Trump, which that left-wing traitor James Comey used to initiate these failed investigations into Trump and his team. Or perhaps it has something to do with Fusion GPS, which peddled fake news stories directly from the Kremlin to the left-wing media machine.

I mean, the Clintons gave away our nuclear capabilities to the Russians in exchange for assistance when Hillary ran for President. It's treason, that's what it is. This breaking news was probably leaked by someone high-up so the media would have time to warn the Clintons and their people ahead of the charges being brought against them. It's about damn time that criminal family and their criminal enablers in the Democratic Party face the consequences. They thought they were slick collaborating with the Russians then blaming it on the Trump team; what a bunch of disgusting traitors the entire Soros funded Democratic Party is. Just wait until the Trump team is completely exonerated and that wicked witch is rotting behind bars!

Did I do my crazy right-wing talking points/conspiracy theory correctly?

[JA]

"What we should be focusing on is the lies of the Clinton administration." --Corey Lewandowski on FOX & Friends this morning.

The Bill Clinton administration?  Or the imaginary Hillary Clinton one?

Look, no Clinton has ever won the majority of the vote. Those are facts. The Clinton team is acting like an Administration in Exile and is furious at the Trump Administration, so we need to look into those things as well.

[JA]

When are they gonna start arresting people?  I'm tired of waiting.

They should've preemptively and sporadically arrested everyone being investigated just to keep things interesting.

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Tick, tick, tick, and tick.

What does this mean? I’m unfamiliar with all this.

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“Don’t think this is a coincidence,” Hannity said. “Last week right here on this program, we had stunning revelation after revelation, day after day, about Hillary Clinton, Uranium One, the fake news dossier.” 
Mueller had to act because Hannity was exposing him!
HAHA he's lost his mind!

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