Rick loves him some Lindsay Lohan...until he forgets about her.

[fezzyfestoon]

She's hot physically, just disgusting as a person.

Spray-tan + heavy makeup = eww yucky white-trash guido.  *Maybe* without those she'd be somewhat attractive though "hot" would be debatable.

What? That being inaccurate notwithstanding, her face is pretty far down the list of features that make her hot.

And here's no makeup:


That's her looking her "worst". If you wouldn't hit that, you need to take a minute and reevaluate some things I think.