The Comedy Goldmine

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yes, in 7th grade, by a Dr. Fagan. He also noted that I was flaccid and out of shape, and over-weight (no I didn't look like Bushie, but he was more right than wrong).  I said that was because I lived the life of the mind rather than the body. He said, oh, I see, you think you are an intellectual, eh? How do you spell that word describing the climatic conditions, and its homonym referring to alternatives. I spelled out "weather" and "whether," respectively, and he said that is pretty good, and he moved on to closely inspecting my package.

And there you have it. I was genetically wired to never be intimidated by M.D's.

Well yes.. but I can't believe you managed not to get an erection with this kind of heavy flirting going on.

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Oh! Perhaps I spoke too soon.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I went back and fixed that [img] error, Gramps.. should be

Fixed!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

His contributions are just as tiresome and block-headed as Bushie's, but without even being entertaining.  Kind of like his activity in the Mod board, in fact.

I've worked harder than anybody else at tracking down and getting rid of socks.  It's a bit sad that you don't appreciate that.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

yep, or what passes for English.

Your primary language isn't English?

Priceless.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yep, I am aware of how obtuse are those morons. We are pretty familiar with obtuse and stale attitudes towards certain issues related to sex and gender, aren't we?. It's just that the photo made me laugh, like certain opebo's 'funny' remark on the price of prostitutes (single-issue man until the grave), btw.

I don't know which one you mean - perhaps you should post it in here?

Forget it, friend, Valero is like Robert Conrad begging you to knock the battery off his shoulder so he can kick your ass. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Classic, Naso.....(pronounced like peso)

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Did you loose your gonads in an accident at the window factory?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

US birth rate fell further in 2012

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/dvs/provisional_tables/Provisional_Table01_2012Dec.pdf

see also:   https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=173228.0

Yup, that explains it.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Context:

see also:   https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=173228.0

2 posts too late, kid. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Context:

TX

Good man!  I purposefully left off the smilies to see if anyone would get it! 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Also today, I did not torture any puppies by leaving them outside in the heat all the day instead of letting them inside.

And I got a small chocolate frosty from Wendy's. Twenty calories, max.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Quote from Naso:

"She asked, "Are you a virgin?" I was slightly offended. Here I am, just a few hours after doing the naughty with my hot 19 year old girlfriend and another hot 19 year old girl thinks I am a virgin. Later that same night, me and another worker were talking about guitars. Another girl I work with said, "Mike...you play guitar??" I said, "Yeah, why?" She said, "You don't look like you'd play guitar, you look like you'd play the tuba."

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

If politicus didn't do her Inks impression and lock the thread we could have quoted it earlier. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I am still in New York right now.  Our flight to Dulles was canceled yesterday causing all 11 of us to be split on different flights. 

Good lord, 11 Oklahomen on one flight from Europe!  I hope you didn't all sit on the same side of the plane.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Visiting this thread at random, I must admit even though I don't wish to sound selfish or egotistical, but I do feel this thread is the top echelon of Naso Threads.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Thread title needed for context.

They are endowed with positively enormous vocal cords - at least twice as long as the average white man's vocal cord, and as thick as a Coke can.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yes, I would like to see an adorable diminutive guillotine prepared...

: 0   Could be your baby shower gift, opbeo.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'm not completely lazy!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It is rare that a humorous artifact of Atlas (modesty forfends any mention of the original authorship) can be re-used so many different times and in so many different ways (context):

Well the original poster did say to discuss with maps.......perfect fit (pun intended)

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

damn I want to go to a gay club with Torie, sounds like he rocks that sh[inks]

I want to go with him for bottle service

Is that a euphemism?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

anybody with a brain knows its not advisable to quit hamburgers cold turkey.

sig worthy

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'll definitely be ready to just pop the shirt off at any time.  Hope all the ladies are wearing a pad. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

On how often Bushie attends church

Twice on Sunday and once on Wednesday.

So... less often than you briefly relax?  I'm scandalized.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

the $11k number is better than I was expecting, I feared it was in the tens of thousands.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Torie, Afleitch, Fritz...