Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

So did you use your birthday money to get the iphone 4S?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

That must be one damned expensive air-ticket.

they are using other people's money to pay for it.  so...no worries!

I wish I could do that

I would like to pretend to be a preacher-man!

He says an anonymous donor paid for it.....and for his last flight there.  I still think that means Granny, but eh, he says no.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I've got more company coming in this evening.  My Grandma's niece and nephew-by-marriage from Albuquerque will be here within the next two hours.  They're only staying three nights and will leave Friday morning.

Poor Granny.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Oh and your military time shtick is annoying.  We get it, you can tell military time. So can everyone else.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

i have to lolz that bushie cant walk for at least three days because granny's nephew-by-marriage is visiting her!

He hasn't walked in two weeks. No company required to miss walking.  Poor Granny.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

So Bushie had a total of 4 online porn subscriptions? Impressive!

Yeah, he said $60 per month........more like $100.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

So Bushie had a total of 4 online porn subscriptions? Impressive!

Yeah, he said $60 per month........more like $100.

So if we assume he's had those for 2 years, wouldn't that pay for the amount of trip that was donated for him?

It would pay the airfare, yup.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I think most males watch porn, especially if they are not in a relationship (my ex-girlfriend forbid me from watching it because "she should satisfy me enough")

Did she?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

So, is Granny stuck cooking for everyone tonight, Bushie?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Jeez, I can't believe he had that many porn subscriptions. And his parents were funding them to boot! How did they not know? My parents always ask what X charges are on my cards if they look fishy.

Yeah but they probably don't believe for a second he has brief relaxations, much less porn.  You, you're a horndog like all good Greek boys, Dukey.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

BushKenya is becoming an architect? Don't you need to study a whole lot and hold a sh**tload of degrees in engineering and so forth to be able to draw buildings? I'm not sure I'd even step foot in a building designed by BushKenya.

There is no need to hold an engineer degree to become an architect. Building/construction engineering is a related but different field.

What about Hash's last sentence?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

do you ever go straight from your bible readings to viewing porn on the computer? 

canceled those subscriptions yet?

Since Bushie won't answer you I will. 

Porn then Bible (for forgiveness)

No he hasn't cancelled them all.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I hope everyone has enjoyed their day with their Mom. 

Most of us don't live with or near our mommy.  K?  Thx.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I hope everyone has enjoyed their day with their Mom. 

Most of us don't live with or near our mommy.  K?  Thx.

I understand that, but how about the mothers in your life, whether they be aunts, sisters, or the bride, friends, ladies you look up to.

Forgive me for not knowing your family, too well, but isn't Mrs. Grumps a mom?  She isn't your mom, but she is the mother of your children.

One child, Bushie.....your age, in fact.

Let's see, on Mother's Day, Mrs. Grumps usually volunteers at the Race For The Cure while I head out golfing.  Sure, I get her a card but we don't make a huge deal out of every goddamn "holiday" like you do. 

And no, I don't call my sister and wish her a Happy Mother's Day....her kids take care of that I'm sure.

This year Mrs. Grumps is on a girl's getaway with friends so I went and fed her mom at the old age home, like I do every Sunday at 8, not just Mother's Day.....went golfing.....called my mother later in the afternoon.  I'm not all mushy mushy, well, because she's not the nicest person you'll meet, trust me.  But I don't limit my calls to mother's day, so again, no big whup whup.

The point is, you see every one of these days like my 8 year old nephew does.....in fact you act the same as him in many regards with Mother's Day, birthdays, Christmas, etc......but he's 8.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I heart The Mikado.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Out of the Doctor.  He gave me a referral to the Indian Dietician and Wellness Center.  One of the perks of being an Indian I just found out is a free gym, free athletic trainer, free Dietician!!

Your 1/32nd Indian......stealing resources from the real ones.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I probably missed this in a previous Update but where in your family does the "Indian" heritage come from?

American, American Indian*, German, Scottish

I am 1/32nd Potawatomi Indian.

He found out somehow that he can get free medical care at an Indian reservation.  Repulsive.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The Peace Corps is extremely selective. Apply if you want, but I wouldn't count on it.

Indeed  http://www.peacecorps.gov/learn/howvol/

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Would exactly would Bushie provide for the Peace Corps? For that matter, what does Bushie provide for the Kenyan children besides "love and support" which won't save them from starving to death?

The guy can't even care for himself; how is he going to care for the less fortunate WORLD WIDE?

It doesn't matter, he'd have to be a completely different person for them to take him.  As memphis noted, these guys are very selective.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Especially as a single guy in Oklahoma with no children, Bushie really has no other choice but the Indian medicine man or death.

You know when you start to think about just how bad is the Bad Place (and Oklahoma being one of its worst parts), you have to give Bushie credit for being unfailingly polite and decent.  Really given the pressures of such a horrific society one would think he'd go off on a murderous spree.  But, he doesn't, he sits quietly and waits.

Waits for death, or waits to go on a murderous spree, or both?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

What did you get at Micky D's, Bushie?

A small hamburger, no fries, and a drink.

Earlier you noted you were going to get enough so you didn't feel hungy.  A 280 pound person will not be satisfied with a small burger and a drink.

So I'm just going to believe this is another lie.  It's best you don't respond rather than lie.  Your answer was simply ludicrous.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

BK has stopped using words lately? 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Eating at Golden Corral wont help you achieve you dreams.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie you should just ignore Inks' hateful personal attacks. If he weren't a moderator they would have surely earned him enough infraction points to be put on mod review or even banned by now.

This.  Bushie won't report them so no points for Inks.

I do have to give Inks credit for not slapping others with death points for personal attacks though, since he's basically on hiatus.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

If its not storming or no threat of storms, I will walk.  I keep my family and friends on facebook advised of severe weather threats, so their safety will be my top concern. 

whiskey tango foxtrot?

is this really necessary?

Really.  No one else in Jokelahoma has a tv, radio, smartphone, or internet service?   Just another reason to do the amazonian sloth imitation.