Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

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There was an article in the local paper yesterday about how clergy are much fatter than the general public. Just something to chew on.

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So Bushie had a total of 4 online porn subscriptions? Impressive!

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Bushie, lipo isn't for severe obesity.

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Bushie, lipo isn't for severe obesity.

True, I'm really not considering either, I know I can do it if I put my mind to it.  Unless things get real desperate, which I don't consider it now, then I might think about it.  I'm not sure if gastric bypass is something the Indian Doctors do anyway.  I don't have insurance for civilian medicine.

You'll have it soon. You have to buy it in 2014. But insurance companies generally make you prove you've made a serious effort before they'll pay.

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Bushie's insurance will be extremely subsidized because he has no income. He'd get Medicaid if Oklahoma would just cooperate and stop being a troll state.

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The Peace Corps is extremely selective. Apply if you want, but I wouldn't count on it.

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What sort of supplies? Medical stuff? Suitcases full of Bibles?

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Guys, again, we should be outraged not that Bushie is taking advantage of low-cost healthcare, but that the rest of the country isn't entitled to the same benefit! If Bushie didn't avail himself of this, he would be dead.

For this one situation, I agree. If you need to see a doctor, you need to see a doctor. On the other hand, the claim that Indian tribes are "uber rich" and have more resources than the United States government is beyond deluge worthy.

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Why can't Bushie apply for welfare and live off a welfare check for the rest of his life? At this point it's probably too late for him to 'do something with his life'.

No such thing as "welfare" in the US, just Social Security for olds and the extremely disabled.

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What are you gonna eat today, Bushie? Will it be somewhat healthy at least?

To be honest, doubtful.  I'm probably going to go by McDonald's on my to my cousins.  I'm riding with my cousin to a high school graduation tonight.

This makes Baby Jesus cry.

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Just a few hours apart.....

My goal is by the time I apply for the Peace Corps on September 1, I hope to lose at least 20-25 pounds, hopefully getting down to 250.  Then, while the application process is running its course, I plan to lose at least an additional 50 pounds getting down to 200. 

Anyway, I've got to go poison myself at McDonald's.

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The regular hamburgers at McDonalds are rather small. Unfortunately, they're also loaded with hyper refined carbs. And then there's the soda.....

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A therapist can't prescribe drugs. Only a medical doctor, like a psychiatrist, can do that. Or a nurse practitioner in certain circumstances. A therapist is just somebody to talk to. It's basically the same thing that you're doing with the Update. You obviously have a lot of stresses in your life and feel the need to express them. Sadly, due to legalities, members of the Atlas Forum can't offer you drugs either. Believe me, if I could, I would have sent you some a long time ago.

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Bushie you should just ignore Inks' hateful personal attacks. If he weren't a moderator they would have surely earned him enough infraction points to be put on mod review or even banned by now.

This.  Bushie won't report them so no points for Inks.

I do have to give Inks credit for not slapping others with death points for personal attacks though, since he's basically on hiatus.

Inks has very publicly nullified the ToS within the Update thread.

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Well, enough is enough.  I'm about to get my shoes on and get out there and walk for about 25 minutes.

And don't just fake it by driving slow in your car... that may trick us, but it doesn't get you into shape.

I've already tried faking it.  It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.

Seriously? Baby Jesus is crying again.

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Weather.com gives OKC a 10% chance of rain today. Also, watching weather coverage on tv doesn't make one a meteorologist anymore than watching ESPN makes one an athlete.

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Did he copy and paste the weather report?

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bushie wont approve me as a friend on the fb

His parents might find out he's friends with an atheist. Then, he'd be homeless.

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Two key points help to explain the last hour or so of the Update.

watching weather coverage on tv doesn't make one a meteorologist anymore than watching ESPN makes one an athlete.

I don't read books other than the Bible

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Pray for the folks west of Shawnee in Bethel Acres.  They were the hardest hit by the tornadoes and there have been some lives lost and homes destroyed.

Or one could do something productive like donate time or money. But that would take effort...

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Not sure how familiar coastal people are with tornado watches or warnings. The watches are pretty vague and meaningless. They'll pop one up even for storms that aren't strong or are far away. Not even worth raising an eyebrow over, really. They usually incorporate large sections of a state and last for many hours. A tornado warning, on the other hand, is a serious thing. It means an actual tornado has been observed nearby. In most cities, you will hear sirens if there is a tornado warning. They used to do them county by county, but lately, they've switched to specific polygons that more appropriately represent the danger of each particular storm.

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News says Moore, OK got hit hard by a tornado. Isn't that where Bushie's house is? Hope he's ok.

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Buy an elliptical or stationary bike, dude. Also, what about the Wii fitness game?

No room for either.  This is a single-wide mobile home.  I have no room.

Gym membership? Or do they not have those down there...?

I'll wager the nearest gym is a very long drive away from his locality, PK, and doubtless it would cost a lot of gas to drive there.

I drive about 15 minutes to the gym each way in addition to working 40 hours a week. Sometimes you just have to deal with crap if you want to get stuff done.

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How many of the kids are under the age of 5? School aged kids don't need to be put to be bed. They're totally capable of going on their own. I think Bushie is just bored. Who wouldn't be in his place? No wonder he goes to church three days a week and starts packing weeks before a vacation. He desperately needs something to do.