The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

I am a role model for all intelligent young men.  BRTD's interest in my example and advisements is to his credit. 

No wonder society is going to hell today.

Don't worry, religious, it isn't.  If you will re-read my post, I said 'all intelligent young men'.  That is a very tiny minority - perhaps 1% or so.

How can *I* be a "religious"? I'm a firm atheist...

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

I added your post to it... my post is just quoting it.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Indeed. Dave Liep will have a coronary.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

! DANGER !

I would like to thank those who are posting things because they are "ridiculous" or "so wrong" for stopping this.  I know these people (or, rather, the one person and their dozen or so deleted posts) will pay attention to the wrathful moderator this time and live a happy life without their home address and phone number posted to alt.fans.ricky-martin.orthodox-jewish-transvestites.

Thank you.

Is that a real newsgroup? And if so WHY do you know about it?

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Straha actually says something legitimately funny!

Thanks. I just wanted to burst the bubble of the amateur theologians on the forum.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Doesn't getting shot hurt too?

probably it does, but probably not as much as being shaved, declawed, overdosed with cocaine, coated with vaseline, stuck in a freezer for about 60 seconds, then shoved into a one-inch piece of PVC pipe and having a lighter struck behind your ass.  So you scurry down the pipe only to end up dying in the rectum of some attention-starved freak after his cheeks slam shut behind you when the pipe is swiftly pulled from the anus.  What a horrible way to go.

anyway, I voted no.  Not that I've ever hunted.  Or clubbed.  Or even felched, for that matter.  It's just that I don't think that's the appropriate business of government.

"...that government of the gerbils, by the gerbils, for the gerbils, shall not perish from the earth..."
        --Abe Lincoln

Um, somehow I think that's a misquote.  Government exists for one aminal.  Namely, the most highly evolved one.  Those others can make laws once they evolve the ability to write them.

Read the description of gerbilling

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

jfern is exactly the type of person we need more of to get our country back on the right track.

Agree 100%. The types like JFraud only serve to hasten the day when the hard boys come out. The day when my views towards internal security/terrorism are lumped as "moderate".

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

I just came across this and it struck me as hilarious.  I've deleted the names.

You must be logged in to read this quote.

Keystone Phil, directed at Flyers?

Haha...I told him not to choke on a hoagie. Wow, that is me...

Who says it was a HOAGIE he was choking on? This is a democrat we're talking about.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Perhaps you ought to re-read the last three words of the thread title.

What, are you saying that he can actually read?

LOL

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

I tend to agree with that.  Most people associate an ethnicity with a religion and therfore assume it's a conservative ethnicity.  I mean I'm Irish Catholic and I haven't touched a rosary in over a decade, I'm pro-choice, etc.  I think most ethnic Catholics in the Northeast Corridor are more law and order conservative rather than "Bible Belt" conservative.

I pictured you saying the rosary every night before you go to bed....

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

No its not.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

No its not.

no, it is. you got pwn'd by opebo. suck it up.

I did not get pwn3d by Opebo. In fact it was the opposite since he didn't get what I was referring to.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

This same thing happened in Germany a while back, which takes a bit away from the ethnic suggestion here.

I think that was with EU standards, though.

Condoms sold on the "international" markets are almost all manufactured in Thailand ... so that's why I pointed out their lengths were normed for southeast Asians.

But that unfortunate incident in Germany still illustrates the absurdity of the one-size idea.

You seem to be very passionate about this issue.