I just had a thot

[HillGoose]

So like I've been a neocon elitist forever right, like just hypothetically? if it wanted to become Marxist-Leninist then how do i convince myself to do that? the dank memes convinced me.

sorry for being drunk at 6 am

[HillGoose]

Very misleading title. I was expecting a scandalous story of how you hooked up with a hussy.

I've done that too much, too many stories

tbh there was a period of my life when the only women who would even look in my direction were all bimbos who just wanted sex

[HillGoose]

Very misleading title. I was expecting a scandalous story of how you hooked up with a hussy.

I've done that too much, too many stories

tbh there was a period of my life when the only women who would even look in my direction were all bimbos who just wanted sex

That period in my life hasn't ended, and began when I was born.

lol. It was weird that I was dating the kind of women who were cheerleaders in high school, Hooter's waitresses, and other supposedly desirable women but I hated it beyond belief. No emotional connection with those kind of women for me. Only sex

[HillGoose]

Very misleading title. I was expecting a scandalous story of how you hooked up with a hussy.

I've done that too much, too many stories

tbh there was a period of my life when the only women who would even look in my direction were all bimbos who just wanted sex

That period in my life hasn't ended, and began when I was born.

lol. It was weird that I was dating the kind of women who were cheerleaders in high school, Hooter's waitresses, and other supposedly desirable women but I hated it beyond belief

I've mostly been dating the kind of women who you find digging through garbage cans behind a Wal Greens.

I just counted, between 2012 and 2015, I had 14 thots. Is that too much?

[HillGoose]

Very misleading title. I was expecting a scandalous story of how you hooked up with a hussy.

I've done that too much, too many stories

tbh there was a period of my life when the only women who would even look in my direction were all bimbos who just wanted sex

That period in my life hasn't ended, and began when I was born.

lol. It was weird that I was dating the kind of women who were cheerleaders in high school, Hooter's waitresses, and other supposedly desirable women but I hated it beyond belief

I've mostly been dating the kind of women who you find digging through garbage cans behind a Wal Greens.

I just counted, between 2012 and 2015, I had 14 thots. Is that too much?

No, between 2007 and 2017, I had so many thots I lost count.

i read on the internet that the average person has 60,000 thots per day!!!! I need 2 step up my game

[HillGoose]

Congrats on the bro time. I was hoping to derail this into a thread on the alleged connection between Marxism and neoconservatism.

i was wondering about that too.

only people who hate Jews push that conspiracy theory, mostly 20 year old guys who hate women and want to be able to say anything without being considerate.

[HillGoose]

there is a 100% chance that both HillGoose and Texarkana are virgins.

Why?

[HillGoose]

Congrats on the bro time. I was hoping to derail this into a thread on the alleged connection between Marxism and neoconservatism.

i was wondering about that too.

only people who hate Jews push that conspiracy theory, mostly 20 year old guys who hate women and want to be able to say anything without being considerate.

I certainly find it an amusing theory at the least. That said, the fact you of all people claim to have had sex multiple times is enough of a reason to dismiss sexual efficacy as anything close to a positive trait, regardless of the truth of your claims.

I'm gay I think. Having sex with women is ehhhh

[HillGoose]

Congrats on the bro time. I was hoping to derail this into a thread on the alleged connection between Marxism and neoconservatism.

i was wondering about that too.

only people who hate Jews push that conspiracy theory, mostly 20 year old guys who hate women and want to be able to say anything without being considerate.

I certainly find it an amusing theory at the least. That said, the fact you of all people claim to have had sex multiple times is enough of a reason to dismiss sexual efficacy as anything close to a positive trait, regardless of the truth of your claims.

I'm gay I think. Having sex with women is ehhhh

Well, duh. You need to focus on intellectual or spiritual pursuits.

There was a time when I took advice like this, and it made me miserable. but then again, I am a jackass and a hardcore atheist.

are atheist the ones who worship that goat person?

[HillGoose]

Congrats on the bro time. I was hoping to derail this into a thread on the alleged connection between Marxism and neoconservatism.

i was wondering about that too.

only people who hate Jews push that conspiracy theory, mostly 20 year old guys who hate women and want to be able to say anything without being considerate.

I certainly find it an amusing theory at the least. That said, the fact you of all people claim to have had sex multiple times is enough of a reason to dismiss sexual efficacy as anything close to a positive trait, regardless of the truth of your claims.

I'm gay I think. Having sex with women is ehhhh

Well, duh. You need to focus on intellectual or spiritual pursuits.

There was a time when I took advice like this, and it made me miserable. but then again, I am a jackass and a hardcore atheist.

are atheist the ones who worship that goat person?

Yeah, basically. we all worship the GOAT, Ali.

i thot tom brady was the goat?

[HillGoose]

Congrats on the bro time. I was hoping to derail this into a thread on the alleged connection between Marxism and neoconservatism.

i was wondering about that too.

only people who hate Jews push that conspiracy theory, mostly 20 year old guys who hate women and want to be able to say anything without being considerate.

I certainly find it an amusing theory at the least. That said, the fact you of all people claim to have had sex multiple times is enough of a reason to dismiss sexual efficacy as anything close to a positive trait, regardless of the truth of your claims.

I'm gay I think. Having sex with women is ehhhh

Well, duh. You need to focus on intellectual or spiritual pursuits.

There was a time when I took advice like this, and it made me miserable. but then again, I am a jackass and a hardcore atheist.

are atheist the ones who worship that goat person?

Yeah, basically. we all worship the GOAT, Ali.

i thot tom brady was the goat?

Eh, we atheists are debating this.

i think Jake Paul might be the goat!!!! has anyone ever considered that?