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opebo
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« on: January 01, 2006, 11:35:45 AM »
Liver failure from a life of mint juleps, like another great Mississippi liberal, William Faulkner.
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opebo
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2006, 11:47:31 AM »

You really stretched yourself there, True Independent.  In fact, that is how you'll die - stretching yourself.
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opebo
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2006, 06:37:31 PM »
Heart attack.
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2006, 06:51:50 PM »
Stroke.
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opebo
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2006, 12:57:54 PM »
Constipation.
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opebo
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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2006, 01:00:47 PM »
Exploding Colon.
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opebo
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2006, 01:11:40 PM »

No, the hilarious Everett removed her post!

Perhaps the colon thing hit just a little too close to home!

As for you MODU, you will have an aneurism when you finally take that viagra.
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2006, 01:25:33 PM »
Quote from: bullmoose88 on January 06, 2006, 01:22:02 PM
Self execution (as evidence by his earlier post(s))

Dumb, even if I correctly predicted my own demise, it would not constitute 'self-execution'.

bullmoose will become so dumb that his autonomic functions will shut down.
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