Which of the following marriages are morally right, IYO.

[opebo]

They are all fine with me, as I actually have no respect or concern for marrige anyway. Although, Couple E is my favorite

Excellent view of marrige there, Dr. Cynic!  My favorite, pornologically, would be couple A - I love the hetero porn with the big bamboo.  E would be fine, but there's nothing there to really stretch the actress, if you know what I mean. 

Oh, and by the way, there's no option for Opebo, who obviously thinks all marriage is immoral.

Well, not 'immoral', Bell Pepper, but certainly stupid, misguided, and contrary to the impulses of most people.  Not to make any claim of objective morality - just to say that monogamy is much more likely to be social imposed than a normal evolved sexuality.

[opebo]

A and D but all guys love E anyway.

I really find heterosexual porn more exciting than lesbian.  I don't know why they say most guys are so into that.

What about this couple?

Aw!  Which one is the top?

[opebo]

A and D are obviously the only moral ones

A lot of people still might have a problem with A today.

Then move to the city and get away from them crackers.

Stop maligning your fellow crackers, cracker.  Just because your bigotry is different in detail doesn't mean they aren't your brothers in bigotry, bigot.

[opebo]

Couple D only.

While I can understand your dislike for gay marriage, I can't believe you think inter-racial marriage is morally wrong.

Nearly all crackers do, afleitch.  Have you ever visited the Bad Place?  If you did you'ld understand.

[opebo]

I voted for all but the last one. I seriously doubt that marriage would work.

True.. two prostitutes in a relationship and no john!

[opebo]

All of them are right.

Um, no.  Most of them are not.

No, what you are saying is that you, personally, don't like them.  You are a bigot, Virginiannumber.