Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

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After a trip to the old fashioned candy area in the store...I "smoke" a bubble gum cigar...

This is Naso.

Trying to smoke crack with a bubblegum cigar. When will you learn Rick Astley?

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I am a Christian conservative and I believe Mike Huckabee will be a great president for he is for right values and patriotism.  He believes the Bible and that America is a Christian nation.  He support home schoolers, follows true science not liberal science and does not cater to minorities and gays. he will protect us from the evil ones in Iraq, Iran and elsewhere like Pres. Bush has.  I love Dr. Dobson and believe he is a great man but he should support Huckabee and not go for a third party.  I could even support Alan Keys for Huckabees VP for he is one of the good ones and dont have a chip on his shoulder like so many.

Huckabee is up in the poles and we will see the true conservatives make a resurgance very soon.  We are weeding out the queers like Larry Craig and the fakers like Rudy McRomney.

HUCKABEE/KEYES 2008! A ticke that believes in real science, non of this evolution sh**t. Save us from the Evil doers allmighty Huckabee. Bloody Right-Wingers, they really piss me off.

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Have a quess who's signature this is?

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As running as an independent, which is unlikely but something that I included in this scenario, is that Dodd would want a running mate with experience as an independent, and that is Gravel.

Why would Dodd, a man who has served in Congress for 30 years, pick someone who served in Congress for 12 years 30 years ago for experience?  I smell a hack.

Frankly if you are smelling a hack, then you are smelling yourself.

I doubt it, since I'm smelling an Iris, not an American Dogwood

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You people only dislike Sen. Clinton because she makes your penises feel uncomfortable.

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eww twincest

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Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly

Humble.

That word is forever tainted on this forum, though fortunately for you, you missed that episode.

What the "Humble men" or whatever? I still don't understand what that was about.

Robert Stark (who you may remember as LouDobbs08) began telling us that he frequented Stormfront (a white nationalist forum). This got Straha to decide to organize a group of forumers as the "humble men", initially just to bait Stark but eventually to go around irritating everyone and declaring how fascist everyone was. In the end, it got bad enough that Straha was put on mod review and stopped posting; Stark was also put on mod review after a particularly racist outburst. Of course, the remaining "humble men" decided that the mods were being fascist for "banning" Straha, and for a while kept hijacking threads complaining about it.

But why the title "humble men?"

I believe there was a thread asking people who they thought the most humble people were on the forum and that's how the name came about.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0

Gporter asks how Eisenhower  would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.

Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again

I would've nominated you that time, but I forgot.

It's been deleted! *gasps*

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Thank you Michael for saving those classic moments.

Gporter is so intelligent.

GPorter should go on Jeopardy! to see how far in the red he can get.

And then we can watch as a bonus all of the times he calls Alex Trebek a Democratic hack.

How enjoyable would that be. One can only wonder....

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What is bad about that.

white people:



non-white people:



any questions

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At least Mitt Romney did not flip flop about which party his loyalties are with.  Romney has always remained loyal to the Republican Party, through thick and thin, through good times and bad.

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Young ladies need somewhat older experienced men with them.