Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

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You literally sit and watch a live feed of people doing nothing, waiting just in case they do something?

Why not just set up and watch a live feed to your own living room?

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Don't forgot to scrape the sebum from between your thighs.

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He's going to bring up how he can't work Sundays several times during this interview with JC Penny, isn't he?

No, I'm only to bring it up once and then drop it.  And that one time is only if I'm asked about my availability.  Mostly, I will play it by ear.  Other than bringing it up one time, I will ask God to give me Sunday morning's off.  He can do that.

Your church has no Saturday service or no multiple Sunday services? There are no alternate churches you could go to just in case?

I get that Sunday morning is a special time. But I think God would be okay with you looking out for yourself, too. Doesn't mean you're putting him last.

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Bushie will you be mentioning your bad back to the interviewer?

No, because I have faith that God will either heal the back or make it bearable enough to stand on my feet and work.

Ever hear that story about the massive flood and the guy stuck on the roof who insisted that God would save him?

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Every day, God gives you another day to live. It is his to take away. And everything in it is a gift that we don't deserve. So.. walk the dog and don't spank the monkey, I guess.

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Jesus Christ.. literally. I used to subscribe to the same theological thinking as Bushie (to me, what he said is Christianity, period, if the Bible is your guide.) You guys are missing the point.

- Everyone has sinned, therefore no one is acceptable to a perfect God
- Jesus, who didn't sin, took the punishment for us
- If you accept this you are free from sin
- Now that you are free from sin, live as holy a life as you can

The Bible says we should not sin freely like there are no consequences because duh, that makes the whole thing look retarded, and furthermore it means you must not seriously believe. If you are saved, it will show outwardly by your works.

This is one of the best things to people about Christianity. You can always come back.