With the Girl Scouts having been appropriated as political footballs by the far right over the issue of abortion and sexuality,
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If you're associating girl scouts with sexuality, you really need to get laid, man.
Anyway, they came to our door last week pulling a red wagon full of boxes of cookies. There were three of them, all wearing their paramilitary brownshirt uniforms, flying banners, and singing about the glory of the fatherland or whatever. We bought a box of cookies. Something with chocolate. It was $3.50 I think. I haven't actually tried them yet.