You are awesome, man. I'll admit it: I put it on 720p and watched it on full screen. Pure gold.
It's whacky. ("git outta here. I mean it. I'm still a Republican, which means I'll shoot ya!") It's pure 80s hair gel. It's self-effacing. ("Okay, maybe I'm not as social as the next guy, but at least I'm a social conservative.") It's optimistic. ("Santorum won Romney's home state of Michigan, so things are looking pretty good.") It's angry, white male. ("I can't read it. There's no words there! ... Fine, go!") It even has the obligatory bleep. ("I'll do it live! F----k it!")
It sort of peters out at the end, but otherwise it's an outstanding piece of work.
Just one thing: they're called electoral votes, not electrical votes.