Model United Nations.

[CultureKing]

This has become a joke.

you just got France [or whatever country you chose] nuked by Panama.

I choose to represent Indonesia (because I feel like it.)

Indonesia announces that it will invade Panama with 500,000 troops. Also Indonesia has announced it will invade Iran with 5.5 million troops. The only reason given is that Indonesia was tired of the bickering and simply wanted to sleep, as such a large percentage of men in the country was drafted to put an end to things. Then just because it wanted some oil Indonesia took its forces and invaded The United Arab Emirates (also it wanted an indoor skiing facility for its soon to be dominant winter olympics team).

[CultureKing]

Indonesia laughs as Iran mistakenly thinks it has taken over. In reality Iran invaded the Maldives, thinking that it was Indonesia. Now Indonesia takes over Iran and leaves no trace in history of the sad, sad "country". Also Indonesia has announced a new high-tech weapon: Pythons with lazers; specifics were not released.

[CultureKing]

Indonesia does not know what the government formerly known as Iran is talking about.