Rumors have been flying around all over Nyman today that Senator Ebowed is set to "come out of the closet" Tuesday and announce to his citizens of the Southeast and Atlasia that "I am a gay American".
Some private observers have told the Smudge Report that Senator Ebowed intends on making this declaration in order to further cement a spot in FEC organization as Peter Bell's new bitch, replacing former bitch True Democrat/Independent.
Developing...
The Southeast Lieutenant Governor wonders whether Mr. Spade is now running a tabloid and would encourage the GM to ask himself whether this information is appropriate for inclusion in the Daily Planet.
