Greetings my fellow Republicans and welcome to the 2004 Altas Fantasy Republican National Convention! We meet here on this cold winter day in Chicago to discuss the future of our party and the future of this great nation.
We went through a tough primary this year with some controversy, but what would politics be without it? I would like to thank all the candidates for their hard work and dedication. In the end we showed unity and formed a ticket of two great candidates. With this union we showed that two wings of our party could unite for the better of the party and our nation. I believe that we must look to the future while borrowing from what worked in the past to prevail.
This upcoming election will be a tough one. I will not guarantee victory, that is up to the public but I will guarantee we will not go down without a fight. It is with great pleasure that I announce the Republican ticket for the 2004 Presidential Election, Governor Supersoulty and Senator Demrepdan! Please enjoy the convention and may God continue to bless America.
So who do we have for entertainment?
Lee Greenwood.
Add Reba McEntire, Sara Evans, Brooks and Dunn, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Hank Williams, Jr., ZZ Top, LeAnn Womack. Comedy stylings of Dennis Miller and Drew Carey.
Headline: Drew Carey sings "Cleveland Rocks" at AFRNC Convention. Soults numbers in Ohio go up 5%. lol
Don't forget get Bruce Willis, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Jessica Simpson.