Ninth Post a Picture of Yourself thread (aka creepfest '09)

[minionofmidas]

Chris is jealous.

Or ought to be.

[minionofmidas]

Who is the Halbzeit-Schnittchen ? Your sister ?

If so, his sister is hot. Haha, howabout that for awkwardness, eh Lewis? The girl in blue is hot too.

It's ok Lewis, you can suggest my cousins are hot too, but I'm not posting pictures of them quite yet.

I think I'd like to party with Lewis and his family, even though a couple of them scare me

They're my cousins. It was a little awkward when my grandfather inquired about the meaning of "Halbzeitschnittchen".

Who's "scaring" you, GM?

[minionofmidas]

Who's "scaring" you, GM?

Those two on the right look like members of the Danny Trejo Fan Club.

Lol! Hardly.

I admit they look a little tough (but hey. Everyone on there except me grew up in the Gallus.) but Trejo is a whole different plane of toughness.

[minionofmidas]

Probably just worried at surrendering his expensive new toy (the camera) into strange (his sister-in-law's) hands.
 

[minionofmidas]

*is jealous of beard*

[minionofmidas]

One from the archives

All American politicians should be required to wear those big ribbon whatchamacallits.

"Rosettes".

[minionofmidas]

They are evolving...they are fighting back

A katta! Nice!

[minionofmidas]

The last two photos make me understand many things...

Post yours, frog.

I will, I will.

[minionofmidas]

Prost.

[minionofmidas]

my family only made about $500k last year.

Out of touch, much?

Another sad example of upper caste inbreeding.

[minionofmidas]

Funny thing, because most of my friends claim I look like Jewish of Italian, because (which you can't see threre), my skin is pretty dark for a white man

My brother-in-law is 100% Polish (his parents are off the boat) and he looks Italian.

Wow, if Poles looks like Italians, who's look Polish?

Lithuanians.

I also have Lithuanian bloos, along with Sorbian, Jewish and Ukrainian... so, how I'm supose to looks like?

[minionofmidas]

Funny thing, because most of my friends claim I look like Jewish of Italian, because (which you can't see threre), my skin is pretty dark for a white man

My brother-in-law is 100% Polish (his parents are off the boat) and he looks Italian.

Wow, if Poles looks like Italians, who's look Polish?

Lithuanians.

I also have Lithuanian bloos, along with Sorbian, Jewish and Ukrainian... so, how I'm supose to looks like?

This was insulting beyond any recongition

Meh. It was the most usable result to come up in a google image search for "typical Pole" or "cliché Pole" (in German, actually). I was hoping for an ashblonde guy with a headshape rather like the Kaczynskis and preferrably a small moustache...

[minionofmidas]

No.

[minionofmidas]

No no no.

These aren't Western Europe's Szlachta-based polish stereotypes, not Germany's Polish-peasants-in-West-Prussia based ones. All of these people are far too military looking.

The Kaczynskis fit the bill much better, apart from their age. (Wojtila too had something of the look I have in mind.)

[minionofmidas]

Seems not to have been translated into English or French yet... though some of his other works have... but may I suggest mawil, "schtttotttern" (six page story in "Action Sorgenkind")

[minionofmidas]

The katta has calmed down somewhat..

Because you're fisting his butthole. You sick zoophiliac bastard.

[minionofmidas]

What are you to looking at? Igg?

[minionofmidas]

Indeed.. but they all look kind of American as well.  For example, a kid used to ride my school bus that look EXACTLY like Swedish Cheese... and I knew a girl that looks like the one in the fairy costume.

That's because everyone in Minnesota is Scandinavian.

Well, maybe... but I wouldn't also put it past us to wear something like those costumes either.

That's because everyone in Minnesota is Scandinavian.

[minionofmidas]

That's me on the left.

I figured that from the picture above, but what I want to know is who's second from right?

[minionofmidas]

That's me on the left.

I figured that from the picture above, but what I want to know is who's second from right?

An acquaintance. You like?

Ji haa.

[minionofmidas]

I thought all Indians ran corner shops/worked in factories/worked on public transport/worked for the council

Indians run corner shops. Or internet cafes. Or Indian restaurants. Or Italian eateries of the cheapest class.

Oh, and here in Frankfurt, over half of them seem to be Muslims from Hyderabad.
(Well, half the Indians of the type described above.)

[minionofmidas]

Doesn't look 100 foot high.


Wait.
That IS the statue, isn't it?

[minionofmidas]

I mean, it kinda looks older than ten years. More like, ten times that.

[minionofmidas]

I want her here. For free. For to keep.

[minionofmidas]

Shitty picture, but it's the only one on the computer.



Pondering the universe, or ridiculously stoned? Your choose. That was a year ago.

Looks pretty cool, anyways.