DWTL Emergency Senate Campaign Headquarters

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Fmr. Sen. DownWithTheLeft called a press confrence this afternoon to annouce the following:

Due to Sam's shocking announcement, as many of you probably already know, I have entered the race for Southeast senate.  Anyone who wishes to ask questions/post endorsement of me may do so here.  As a new policy, I will not respond to all comments if they are meant solely as shots at my campaign

BTW, to soothe the concerns of some, I would not introduce any new bills in the first two months of my term

What was his shocking announcement?

Deregistration, Mr. Acting SoFA. You should've noticed.

Technically, I never handed over the voter lists to Inks... I was more concerned with his handling of the election than the voting registrations and deregistrations in the meantime.  And, oh yeah, that reminds me: I have to process that deregistration.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Fmr. Sen. DownWithTheLeft called a press confrence this afternoon to annouce the following:

Due to Sam's shocking announcement, as many of you probably already know, I have entered the race for Southeast senate.  Anyone who wishes to ask questions/post endorsement of me may do so here.  As a new policy, I will not respond to all comments if they are meant solely as shots at my campaign

BTW, to soothe the concerns of some, I would not introduce any new bills in the first two months of my term

What was his shocking announcement?

Deregistration, Mr. Acting SoFA. You should've noticed.

Technically, I never handed over the voter lists to Inks... I was more concerned with his handling of the election than the voting registrations and deregistrations in the meantime.  And, oh yeah, that reminds me: I have to process that deregistration.

Is it "legal" to de-register?  I have never heard of such a thing.

I did consider the question, and in my opinion, if it is his desire to no longer be a registered voter, and if it is possible to process that desire without difficulty, then it shall be done.

Sam is, of course, welcome to re-register at any time.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

As odd as this sounds, I endorse DWTL.

Yeah, I typically don't agree with a word of his, but... he is running against GPorter.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

As odd as this sounds, I endorse DWTL.

Yeah, I typically don't agree with a word of his, but... he is running against GPorter.

How about the statement "DWTL endorses Mr. Moderate for senate" and "DWTL endorses Mr. Moderate for President"

Well, okay, yeah, I agree with the bit about me being a totally awesome candidate for President and stuff. 

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Just that this only gets half of the problem solved.  The other half is changing the start times of elections from "midnight" to "12:00:01 AM."

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

The decision has been posted and the pundits who predicted how the court ruled will likely be surprised.

I must say, that I'm a little bit surprised, but I do believe that the courts got this 100% correct.