He Is Gporter & He is Running For President
CENTERVILLE, IOWA -- According to a new poll conducted by J. Engle Research of Centerville, Iowa, Republican Party candidate gporter leads all of his rivals for the 2007 Atlasian presidential nomination.
In a poll conducted September 3rd-August 31st, 2007, J. Engle Research surveyed 850 likely voters and 115 unlikely ones regarding their preferences. The results were as follows:
gporter (R) 50%
kljackson (D) 44%
gporter (R) 48%
Lyod Benstien (D) 46%
gporter (R) 61%
Mike "Floydbuster" Naso (D) 41%
This is especially impressive in light of Mr. gporter's low name recognition. When asked, 45% of survey respondents indicated familarity with Mr. gporter, 40% were not familiar, and 15% were familiar but wished they were a lot more familiar, if you know what J. Engle Research means.
But not all news is rosy for Mr. gporter Poll results also indicated mixed opinions on banning gays and lesbins, bringing God back to America, and giving a good and fair police to people. But a full 72% of voters indicated that they hated guy people, but would pray for them, a central point of Mr. gporter's platform.
Much of gporter's support comes from his excellent performance among the GOP base, a full 86% of which indicated they approved of him. Said Susan Berkowitz of High Point, N.C., "I am a Republican i Vote Republican And that Makes it Real."
CUH-LASSIC!
