New Russia story breaking on CNN

[Person Man]

Even if it were true, is hiring escorts in Russia of all places the worst thing ever?

This would be the pee tape incident if true

Except the claim is evidently that the pee tape didn't happen because the offer was declined.

It sounds better when it's called the "pee-pee tape," not just "pee tape."

 Basically, all we have is that such thing is possible...