How many times do I have to say this?
For how much longer, Hamilton, will you continue to abuse our patience? How long will that madness of yours mock us? When will your unbridled audacity come to an end? Do you not think that the moderators on this Forum, do you not think the watchful eyes of its users, the hostility of its participants, and the union of all good Atlasians–do not the looks of every venerable member of this Forum have an effect? Do you not feel your plans are detected? Do you not see that your socks are already arrested and rendered powerless by the knowledge everyone here has of them? Which account you posted on last night, or the night before, whom you conspired with, what you conspired, what you agreed on: do you think any of that eludes our knowledge?
Oh, the times! Oh, the morals! The forum are aware of these things, the moderators are aware of these things, and yet this man remains unbanned! Unbanned! Aye, he even posts! He takes part in our deliberations, marking us down as friends and foes. And we, gallant men that we are, think we are doing our parts by avoiding his attacks!
You ought, Hamilton, to have been permabanned from your IP by Dave Leip long ago. That destruction you plotted against this forum should've been brought on your head.
Did not the moderators ban Straha, though only slightly undermining the ToS? And shall we openly allow Hamilton to remain in our ranks with multiple active accounts? I pass over older examples yet, such as how Dave Leip banned harrisonford for PMing pornography. There was once such virtue in this forum, that brave men would repress mischievous posters with greater chastisement than they would their greatest enemy. For we have a sentence banning you, Hamilton: the wisdom of the forum is not in doubt, nor the dignity of our moderator team. We, we alone, the posters, are wanting in our duty to permanently remove you.